LYRA HAS GONE INSANE EDITION!!!Lyra has gone insane. Nine months of Triple H's booking have given birth to a Lyra we've never seen before. In a backstage promo on Raw, Lyra shared how she feels about last week's attack on Bayley. She is on a quest to close the gap between who she is right now and who she could be in the future. No more friends. No more side quests. Only proving what she's capable of. How will Lyra's journey continue? We shall see!Previous: >>20702884Lyra justifies her actions: https://x.com/WWE/status/2071742575938007189Lyra turns on Bayley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0znQdo614oWWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
>>20743646I love this crazy bitch
>>20743693same
>>20743655Lmfao
Turning Lyra heel is about as good idea as turning Cena heel. Never should've happened.
>>20743848i understand where you're coming from. only reason why Cena survived his failed 2025 heel turn was because he's still a recognizable pop culture icon, whereas Lyra Valkyria's career will never survive the ill-advised heel turn, much like how Tatanka and Savio Vega's WWF careers never recovered after their ill-advised heel turns in the 1990s.Tatanka was shoehorned into the Million Dollar Corporation and got fatter from late 1994 until he left the WWF in early 1996Savio got fed to Ahmed Johnson in 1997 and became just another Nation Of Domination lackey under Faarooq.and now Lyra will probably get inevitably fed to Rhea Ripley on the way out of the WWE before she leaves wrestling altogether to go find another 9-to-5 day job.
>>20743655LOL
instead of becoming the ultimate Babyface, Lyra's gonna fizzle out the same way Tatanka and Savio did.
Sweet.
>>20743645>>20743655
>>20744499>>20744370Really excited to see where this goes :)
Idk bros. She’s kinda turning me on now. I like her witch vibe. Reminds me of Salem Witch type shit
>>20744647I hope she goes all in with it and does funny crazy shit
>We have Nikki Cross at home
>>20745473I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT
He’s back to crying about herhttps://x.com/CharlieKai8
>>20745790Top ten wrestling returns
>>20744442
>>20745819>>20745790note how it coincides with schizo activity picking back up lately
>>20745831I was gonna say they’re very similar.
>>20745831Holy shit you're right
>>20744638Into the dumpster of history it seems, so it seems.
Welcome :)
>>20743655JUST LIKE STOMPERS ON BITCH ASSES
Alright birbbros if this is her final year how would you book birb without burying her further?
Bring back her twitter.
>>20746823Soon
>>20743646ugly bitch on the right with way too much makeup
>>20747395That’s just her face. She looks very witch like
Tatum doing more side quests but her conversation with Shiloh made me wonder if she’s not gonna go against Lyra
>>20743645Yeah well where are them? The Becky Stompers, I won't accept a different version of less that doesn't have them now
https://youtu.be/DehK_Y0TUbE?si=LrXL_-_mnUNGF2z5
I wonder if it'll be a full circle to NXT UK or a new flavor of it
Still waiting.
>>20748764A MODERN-DAY WARRIORMEAN MEAN STRIDETODAY'S TOM SAWYERMEAN MEAN PRIDE
>>20748912on?
>>20749118Her twitter
>>20749127soonTMImagine if she returns and deleted all her old tweets
>>20749523Might be one of the best outfits
>>20749535It's THE outfit
>>20749523good thing her face is obscured by the cup
>>20749897Brat and butt
>>20749897Now they both need spanking corrections
>>20743646Hee hee shamone
>>20750203This
>>20743645I love cleft chins so much, Birbros. Sometimes I wish my penis was even smaller so I could get a chin job.
>>20743655AAAAAALLLLLLL ABBBOOOOARD HAHAHAHAHA
>>20751142Im a hair job guy
>>20751227Me? I’m a sniff Lyra’s hair while she tickles my urethra with a feather dude
>>20751837Ok
>>20751837But not that "feather dude".
I love this bitch (she's not actually a bitch and I mean that respectfully)
>>20752863Next time I’ll get you.
>>20752865?
>>20753464Maxxines gums
https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2072573824659529938
>>20753613That’s sad.
>>20753613:(
>>20755092I don’t even remember this match
>>20755101Judging by all the Japs in the crowd it's a house show.
>>20755101Yeah it was from last year during the Japan tour, not televised
birb
aoife
>>20757718What was she thinking in this moment
>>20757920Birds
>>20757920Betrayal
>>20758830When was this??
>>20758840Not sure. I just saw someone post this on Twitter and wondered where they even got it from.
>>20743848Lyra is no longer the chosen one, mostly Bayley and Becky's fault, being around them has made Lyra just another girl, she needs to do something to stand out.
luv Eefaluv Taterluv Solluv Livluv Roxy...and many many more!
>>20753591This guy is taking about some guns when you have bayleys knockers right center of the image lmao
>>20762388Huh?
>>20762537not that anon but i think he was talking about bayley's big honking honkers
>>20762551Oh wow I see
Bayley tweeted something and then deleted it I think
>>20763246>When you whip out the 10 incher
Two weeks bros…
>>20764431?
>>20764583Her twitter has been down
>>20764592The closer it gets to the permanent deletion limit the more likely it'll be that it pops back up. Unless you activates and immediately deactivates again
Lyra.
>>20765808I gotta agree.
>>20766128Same honestly
More birbkino soon. Bayley might show up since she's been vagueposting on Twitter.
>>20767120Again?
Can't wait to see Psycho Birb in action at SummerSlam
>>20767550It'll be awesome
Lyra Pitkyria
>>20768454Iconic picture
>>20769670Dimes
I want a Bayley promo and Lyra just beating the shit out of her.
>>20769670and lyra
What news?
Huge episode of Raw tonight, but of course I want to see if Bayley responds
Should Thighra incorporate the shining wizard into her arsenal?
>>20773241Could be good
>>20773241She’s shocked
>>20773241She can use the leg scissor as a submission.
How bad will Lyra's humiliation ritual be today?
>>20773834Idk but considering you've been saying the same thing over and over for 2 years now and she's still here I'd say probably not so bad
No Lyra no surprise
Great Bayley vignette. Looking forward to next week's face to face.
>>20775659Wish it had been more but I guess this was the introduction to the feud. I think it'll be good
>>20775767I kind of expected this week to just be Bayley's response to Lyra last week. It makes sense. I hope they have a really good segment next week.
Raw in Dallas next week
>>20773834She spent her night in catering. Not sure it gets worse than not even being used on tv kek
How bad will her theme be?>LYRA. *dubstep*
>>20776773>https://x.com/adamvalkyria/status/2074340963649253552It leaked.
>>20743655OH LORD YEA
>>20777277Fancy
Hoping for the NXT UK theme but we about to get a 15 second guitar loop generated by Suno ai. I'm still hoping for a banger though
>>20777918Her name gets repeated a few times. Add in lyrics about wings.
well to be honest: at this point, i don't even give a fuck about anything Lyra Valkyria does now, and that's saying something coming from someone who was once a fan of her and wanted to see her and Bayley be the Tag Champs instead of Brie Bella and Paige.turning Lyra heel is already proving to be a big mistake, because now the character/lore is ruined. doesn't matter if she wins a World Championship Belt, her career is already in the toilet now.doesn't matter if she revives her career on the Indies or MLW, her wrestling career is already over before she even turns 30 years old.
Ok
>>20778421sad but true
>>20778423Sad but true.
Huh
>https://x.com/DebbieKeitel/status/2074470645627605332Debbie speaks out
>>20779236Based
Dallas. Raw.
>>20780663Can't wait!
>>20780939Tatum hometown.
https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/2074656971496562778
>>20781021They should have gotten the titles
>>20781312Sorry bro we need to put over young talent.
>>20781560Kek
Bayley posted again
Jesus Christ manhttps://x.com/JaredBecke30399/status/2074866640899178840
>>20782573Crazy that these people walk among us
>>20782573>>20782591This one reminds me of the Nikkita one. What is it about wrestling autists that just do this without shame?
>>20782805Lonely men projecting. Or autism.
>>20782591I think a sizable portion of wrestling fans are low functioning autists or downies who take it too seriously and react to it like it's real
>>20782896well, that's the audience that Triple H and Nick Khan love to cater to. They keep on collecting these fucking losers like they're Pokemon Balls.
>>20782928It’s wrestling as a whole. Aew fans are just as mentally ill.
>>20783180I hate that Sheamus left. I hope he goes to Japan for a couple years and then WWE brings him back.
>>20783251Idk if he should go back. It's insulting. They barely used him and used that as justification to low ball him. They can run that play with everyone over and over again.
>>20783505Yeah but I know it's TKO he has the problem with, not the people he'd actually work with from day to day. If they could give him a number he'd be happy with and a nice retirement run, I think that could happen. Rey Mysterio left for a few years too, but he's back now and it's all good.
Signs of life https://x.com/MustafaAli_X/status/2074887394126348637
>>20783630This is America
>>20783630>>20783855what is LJ even training for when I've legit never seen this dude wrestle let alone try and go for one of the few notable promotions
>>20784457Wasn’t he in a group in Njpw
>>20784484I looked up his Wikipedia page and apparently he appears in Noah sometimes, it's odd though I've never seen any clips of his get posted or seen any attempts to get signed by either NJPW, WWE or AEW which I figure most career wrestlers would like
>>20784522He tried out for WWE at SummerSlam last year but I guess he didn't make it unfortunately
What is the most heelish bird that Lyra could take inspiration from? My choices are Shoebills, Geese and Cassowaries. (Honorable mention to Seagulls)
I think Wren will make a good Lyra replacement after Lyra leaves
>>20785451>>20786345>>20786529Excited to see them run it back
>>20787966Next Raw.
Birb.
>>20784550Rip. I just think he should build a reputation going all in with a company even if it's not WWE. NJPW would probably take him, they take a lot of white guys and the G1 could be a lot of exposure.
>>20790112What's Irish underground style?
Lyra's heavenly thighs
>>20790899The IRA
Dakota got engaged. I wonder how her schizo fan is handling it.
AAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
>>20792678Somehow he’ll blame Lyra.
>>20792687He's already melting down over it on Twitter posting every minute or so, it's only a matter of time until he washes up here again. Holy shit this is so fucking funny
>>20792678Kek, his day started so well too
>>207926781. AND NEW KWABOTY...2. I hope Zesty Eddy doesn't scalp her (Seriously Fredericks gives me headcase vibes, frankly a lot of the LA Dojo guys do).3. I'm still happy for her and hope it works out. I'll celebrate by sniffing her gear.
>>20792974>rhea fan talking about being supportive about relationshipsKek
>he's still melting downDid he actually expect to get into a relationship with Dakota even after he got blocked and had to make a new account?
I don’t want to keep posting him but lmaohttps://x.com/CharlieKai8/status/2075721804304224760
>>20795428Ngl it's kinda funny seeing how delusional he is. Surely it's just a bit and he's trying to keep kayfabe?
>>20795882Honestly it could be. Maybe. But it’s wrestling so maybe not.
Lyra, when.is your X coming back?
>>20796967Monday
>>20797075Hopefully
>>20792490He is NOT doing well
>>20798286Kekhttps://x.com/CharlieKai8/status/2075796332590063989
>>20798299KEK
https://x.com/adamvalkyria/status/2076049666257621215
>>20799175:(
I AM IN NEED OF MORE BIRBKINO
>>20801260This Monday
Lyra Valkyria.
>>20802768The good days.
Friends fight sometimes
>>20801310It can't come soon enough
>>20804992>this bird is trouble
Tomorrow?
>>20805659The last time we hoped for a reunion on the main roster Nattie appeared.
>>20805702Kek I remember you posting this a while ago I think, at least they got a mini Tyra run on NXT a little while afterwards
MORE LYRA KINO SOON
>>20783630grim
Today.
>>20806686I'm so curious if she'll keep the dishevelled look or turn into a hot goth version. Either would be cool for different reasons
I think it's going to be a good segment
>>20807927I think so too
Surely today she activates her twitter
>When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul.>From the ashes of a once great phoenix has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted.>We look to the skies for a vindicator. Someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same men who created him.>The battle between good and evil has begun.>Against an army of shadows lies a dark warrior, the prevailor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice. >This. Is. BIRB.
She's fucking snapped lads
No Tatum sadly. I called it.
Do people seriously simp over this hag? Ive seen at least 4 different girls who look just like her on the street corners of every florida street
She looks likes she smellsHot
>>20810286Likely at SNME
>>20810290You’re still here?
Holy shit she really leveled up her promo game
>>20810327She had like one or two promos in the ring and one of them was bad.
>>20810364Yeah, but compared to back then this one was way more intense
Lyras gimmick is just 1998 Kidman
>>20810439Looks like my brothers girlfriends little sisters boyfriend.
>>20810439
Unironically a good promo. No idea why they made her stop after one shoe promo
He’s backhttps://x.com/CharlieKai8/status/2076841465582358710
>>20810503So she has the 7 year itch? Then she should come out to a song from 7 Year Bitch.>>20810439Kids still look like that these days? I thought they all had Broccoli hair.
Did they change her theme? I didn’t watch.
>>20811171It's the same for now
Thinking of jerking off to her tonight
>>20811194Some guy posted a bunch of ai fakes so I’ll use those
https://x.com/WWE/status/2076863565265563750
>>20810402Why is she homeless now?
>>20811411Based
>>20812256>>20812458I love this crazy bitch
I like this because she said “I’m not losing any sleep over this” and you can tell it’s clearly affecting her. Like she didn’t want to do it
>>20810402>>20810549>>20812256>>20812458Am i the only one who thinks she’s totally nailing this look? She just needs a new theme
>>20813376I think it's good but I do hope it's temporary and she cleans up a little as she develops the gimmick
>>20813319I don't understand why her clothes are suddenly tattered. You mean she traveled to the arena like this?
>>20813946Its kind of like Mankind. The whole tattered look
New thread
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