We just keep winning E-Gods! https://x.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/2072109466665848846>Are you ready for WWE Night at Citi Field? YEET! Be at Citi Field on Friday, September 4 for a night of WWE-themed festivities and fun! The first 18,000 fans at the game will receive a WWE x Mets bobblehead, to be revealed on Mets AlertsDimeshausen angle incoming
Danhausen finna uncurse Da Mets
>>20747287>biggest loser franchise hosts a bunch of loserskek
>>20747293as he should. Danhausen gives hope to those who need it and curses those who deserve it.that's the one thing Tony could never figure out.
Tony status?
>>20747333u tell me
>>20747287Meanwhile Shad owns the Jags and the Jags still want nothing to do with gAyEW lol
>>20749156jags can be uncursed if you post their starting qb's name backwards on /pw/, but aew will always be cursed
>>20747293The gimmick is already dead
202120222023202420252026 was supposed to be the year of the Mets
>>20747287It's just gonna be the players dressing up as a bunch of old legends and none of the current guys like always
>>20747287they do WWE stuff every year
>>20747293The mest curse is beyond the powers of Danhausen
>>20750627
>>20747287they are sliding in jealous seethe
>>20747542>anon needed ai to do the most basic photoshop job
Soto is a dimeless shitter
I just remember today is Bobby Bonilla day.
>>20747287they should hold it on sept 11 because it’s gonna crash and burn
>>20747293>LE HECKIN CURSEIRINOThe NBA is rigged and the Knicks were booked to win the finals because ratings have been plummeting for a decade
kek this got them uppity again
>>20747293he’s a comedy wrestler not a miracle worker
>>20747287damn this really hurt Tony's feelings
>>20755964Must be a day ending in y
>>20759067Based
>>20747287Poor AEW
>>20747287Good guys win clean
>>20762444DEBRA RUN
>>20750627God, the women now are so softcore it makes the stuff the girls did in the 2000s look hardcore.
>>20747287E-gods keep winning and the singular AEW troon keeps losing
>>20747287Will AEW ever get partnerships?
>>20766152MJF threw out the first pitch at a Mets game a few years ago during his first run as AEW Champion and nobody knew who he was. It was super awkward, the crowd was dead silent. Then they tried interviewing him during the game and he was clearly rattled. He couldn't fall back on "Local Sports Team Bad" because Local Sports Team was the Mets, so he just fucking flailed.
>>20747287The Jags and Fulham told Tony to fuck off kek
>>20747287>Tickets are 10x more expensive>Full commercial break between each pitch>Ads plastered all over the diamond>Mets jerseys have the Dude Wipes logo on them>Michael Cole does commentary>Players constantly fumbling the ball and getting injured >Game takes place in Saudi Arabia
>>20768690Cole is a big Mets guy, I’m sure he’d love to call a Mets game
>>20768690Hey how come nobody's ever hosted an "AEW Night"?
>>20762911NO ONE CAN HEAR IT............. not even the police.
>>20769789They're doing one this week.
>>20773472>>20772210>>20773472Stop necrobumping.
>>20776363Wtf? how is this still up but everything else isn't?
>>20754679Based bianca
>>20747287Holy fucking based
>>20747287The yankees dont want to work with them?
sex with Mrs. Met
still waiting for joshi night
>>20747287Kek then everyone in attendance asks "what is this stupid toy?", "what the fuck is WWE?"
>>20782794>is that like WWF?kek
>>20782794>WWE? Oh I've heard of them their wrestling school beats AEW in the ratings
E-gods aren't winning. AEWtists are just losing
>>20769959Can Tony start advertising stuff in advance? I swear there will be some AEW shit where Tonedawg is spending bank, like the twitch streamers thing today, and you'll only hear about it from /pw/ or Shasha profile pics on twitter. Would it kill them to let people know?