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>>20763594Might as well be a list of Meltzer' affection.
>>20763594Wow, the guy that gives out the five star matches gave his favorite wrestler a bunch of five star ratings. I'm shocked. This would be like if they left a bunch of die hard Taylor Swift fans pick who wins the Grammys.
>>20763594Kyle Fletcher already has 15? Just blow him already, Dave.
>>20763594The Misawa line should be a thing.
>>20763594you see this and think>wow will ospreay sure is great!I see this and think>wow dave meltzer sure is dumb
Imagine people did this with other media>Tom Cruise has 25 ***** movies
>>20763594How many Wrestlemania main eventers are here? I count one. Why don’t stars translate into immortality?
>>20763594>14, 15, 17Cool list but the positioning is fucked.
>>20763594/thread
>>20763594Absolutely fucking embarrassing, aside from some glaring bullshit like the young bucks, speedball, gargano, cole and swerve this wouldn't even be a terrible barometer of overall quality if you didn't have ospreay at almost twice the value of wrestlers far better than him and more than twice the value of many far, FAR better
>>20763594You know I really liked Ultimate Warrior but I wouldn't go around claiming most of his matches were 5 star matches.
>>20763594Damn, Mox has seriously surpassed his Shield brothers.
I’m impressed op typed all of that …,…. With Dave’s dick in his mouth.
>>20763594https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/every-will-ospreay-match-ranked-5-stars-dave-meltzer/ kek they've even got an article on the main page about it today.
Somebody should post this every time someone acts like Dave's ratings should be taken seriously.
>>20763594How come the wrestler with the most 5-star matches is an anti-draw?
Is this accurate? Has he really been handing out 5 stars to absolute shitters like Mike Bailey?
>>20764381Yes, because as soon as Speedball went from TNA to AEW, he magically got good enough to get five star matches. Funny how that happens. It's almost like Dave's inherently biased towards AEW or something. Weird.
Based Shingo
>>20763621Zago vs Zeno actually got 4.5 and all the readers started seething
>>20763594it's based on the number of flips and superhero poseshonestly assplay is unwatchably bad in the ring I don't think there is a single good wrestler on that chart. certainly none I'd pay money to see
>>20764381>>20764472this reminds me of madden like 15-20 years ago. the faggot that was in charge of the ratings only ever watched the Titans because he was a Titans fan and the nationally televised games like Sunday and Monday night football. So he'd have really fucked up ratings for a ton of teams and overly good titans ratings and if your favorite team played in a nationally televised game all of a sudden like 20 players would have their ratings changed. He didn't even look at stats either. I remember someone bitching about some defensive player being rated too low and instead of checking anything about the guy he just said the team's entire defense was rated 25th ergo his ratings for an individual player must be right
can someone please explain what Meltzer and people like him see in Ospreay? Why do they rate him so highly?
>>20763594No fucking way he gave some gook womeme 13 5 meme stars and people took him seriously still
>>20764536Dave Meltzer is homosexual and Ospreay is one of his crushes. This has been Meltzer's MO since the early 2000s. That's the same reason he showered Kenny in 5 star ratings years ago. He gives them all these star ratings in a desperate attempt to get noticed. Once they get too old for his tastes, he moves onto the next one (which seems to be Kyle Fletcher). Dave's just an old, gross queen desperate for affection.
>>20764561what kind of man wants to fuck both ospreay and misawa, eclectic taste
Hmmm, why are they only AEW guys?
>>20763758TrueLet’s all laugh at Seth.Roman is an absolute shitter and won’t care but this shit legitimately eats Seth alive.
>>20764536assplay does flips. meltzer likes more flips per flipthe other big thing is that meltzer hates the WWE and wants to seem sophisticated so he would pretend the indie scene and japan were way better because they weren't as accessible to the average person. now they are and everyone who cares can see he's a retard
>>20763594no idea who most of those are
>>20764705that's by designBy giving literally whos stars of david it's harder for people to call out dave because they've never seen the matches and because he can pretend he's so much better than everyone else because >they're an indie fed, a poser like you has probably never heard of them
>>20763594>gets his 55th 5 star match rated 5.5 in his 5th singles matches against SwerveNumerical Jewish magick by rabbi Meltzer
>>20763594all those slanty eyed 'literal who' gooks kinda gives me a feeling that this list is biased in some way :/
>>20763594Based
>>20763594>swerve has apparently 7 (seven) 5 or more stars matcheswtf? literally name one?
>>20765724Vs The Young BucksVs Hangman x2Vs Ospreay x2
doesn't dave judge out of 7? so 5 is mid
>>20763594What are Cole's 5 star matches? Multi mans where he can be carried?
>>20763594More 5 star matches than viewers.lmao
Lucha Bros will never get another 5 star in their career damn dude
>>20764555Hey man she was good at doing springboard moonsaults or something, that makes her the best women's wrestler ever I guess probably who knows
It's his site, so he can do whatever, but I highly doubt any of his ratings over the last decade or so will stand the test of time. When people start doing their 2020's MOTY projects, there's just no way there's going to be 10 Young Bucks and Will Ospreay matches. People are going to see a couple of matches from these people, see it's virtually the same every time out and vote against them.
>>20763621Nash lost and was raped. Dave Won
>>20763594Cool, now ask him to cut a promo somebody remembers for 5 minuts, bruv
>>20763594Meltzer lost his mind at some point.
Why are autists so obsessed with an old jew's subjective ratings? He's been doing it for more than 40 years.
>>207657922 of Fenix's 5 star matches are singles, Fenix vs. Omega and Fenix vs. Vikingo and 4/6 of Penta's are in Young Bucks matches, so yeah neither of them are ever seeing a single star again in the Fed. Technically it could and has happened in a AAA ring but it's unlikely to happen again.
>>20763594Everyone is focused on Ospreay when the real thing this graph reveals is that Dave 1000% hates women. There's only what like 29 5 ***** womens matches from Dave ever and damn near half of them are with Manami Toyota. It's like he got real into Joshi wrestling in the 90's and then forgot about it for 30 years.
>>20767495Maybe modern women should become as good as Toyota.
>>20763594Shingo being 7th on the list surprises me. Feels like he doesn't get mentioned with the same reverence of that upper echelon of workers.
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>>20765974I think Ospreay's best of the best do hold up. Ospreay vs Danielson is easily top 10 of the decade. VS Swerve, Fletcher, and Okada are up there too. Most matches even the greatests of all time are forgotten so I don't fully agree with the argument. I'd rather go back and watch Ospreay vs PAC than Ric Flair vs Me Kennedy or whatever.
>>20763594based
>>20767455Because people attempt to use Daves opinions to justify faggots like Ospreay, The Bucks and Swerve being in wrestling.
>>20767472vikingo fucking sucks
>>20767871I literally turned off that assplay vs bryan daniels match after 5 mins due to boredom. assplay is worse than the miz
>>20767455because the aew fan keeps trying to use it to say assplay is good when he's fucking terrible and dave obviously has a bias for gayew and nujapan when the product is terrible
>>20767838I think he just stopped watching womens wrestling entirely until he started watching Stardom in the 2020's.
>>20769029thats an insane thing to say because danielson could have a good match vs anybody, you might just not like wrestling
>>20769430assplay is fucking terrible >flip>flip>superhero pose>flip per flipyou have to be a faggot to like him. he's so fucking ass it's unreal, straight up fucking unwatchable
>gooks and jobbers Only Flair and Punk were entertaining on that list.
>>20769481cock monger phil sucks
>>20769492He does in the ring but i mean in terms of character especially back during the 10's.
Meltzer is either a paid shill or a newfag because why is there no one from WCW and WWF days on that list? Back when everyone watched that shit and not just fat loser neckbeards who spends all of their dead's grandparents money on modern trash?
>>20769508Because during the 90's All Japan was so much better than anything else it's not even close.
>>20769508>paid shillhe owns 3% of gayew>WCW/WWFhe used to shill nips back then because japanese matches would have been inaccessible to most people so by shilling them he could both be elitist and no one could call him out. also more flips per flip
>>20769537They were good at making videogames. electronics, cars and such, not their boring and lame wrestling.>>20769541I'm not invested in fed wars but the oatmeal cookie face comes as a shill to me. After 15+ years on /v/, it's not hard to spot them.
>>20763594ENGLAND
>>20767871>Ospreay vs Danielson is easily top 10 of the decade.Is that the one where they did gay, retarded interpretive dance?
>>20763594>shibatawe trust everything dave's said about shibata, right?
>>20770631The fact Meltzer refused to give Bryan Danielson a five star match until he wrestled in AEW is proof enough that his ratings are meaningless bullshit.
>>20770631Why wouldn't Ospreay just trip him when he had the chance?
>>20764472Only two of Speedball's six Dave 5 star matches are from AEW. He had a 5.25 in TNA. >>207674951980s into 1990s Japan had high TV ratings and super hot crowds for women wrestling, peaking with over 30,000 fans for a Tokyo Dome show in 1994. In 1997 the All Japan Women's owners went bankrupt and in 2002 they lost their TV and then closed down a few years later. It's been mostly bingo hall and gym size joshi shows since then and Dave went years without rating any of it.
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>OP starts out glazing Ospreay>begins trying to slide his own thread after Ospreay gets shit onhuh, weird
>>20767848Because he never crossed over to AEW so the posers don't really know much about him
>>20767871You are both gay and a retard>>20770631This is gay and retarded
>>20763615I see two Bryan Daniel and Cody
