Lmao
This is why wrestling is dead
>>>/mlp/
>>20764216Oh dear. Once a WWE superstar, entrepreneur and aspiring Hollywood actress…now begging for star ratings on Twitter from a senile old man.
>>20764245>aspiring Hollywood actressshe's a wrestler
>>20764216>>20764245she's literally trolling him and you don't get it.
The Mark's are the on the twitter app
>>20764302>She's spending her 4th of July waiting on social media to try and bully a man into validating her fake wrestling match that was shit to begin withThe only one she's working is herself
>>20764268She certainly wrestled with her performance in Star Wars lmfaooooo
Dave will go 5 stars even though he clearly thought it was a bad match and is being bullied into pretending otherwise.
>>20764347it was a bad match but will ospreay hulking up and doing 25 nearfalls isnt?
>>20764216That 3.25 finna hit like crack
>>20764327
>>20764327has alexa and becky lynch been in a movie yet?
>>20764347It's a curious situation. Because he's clearly stated already that he didn't find it to be a 5 star match. So either he stays true to his own opinion and rates it what he felt it deserved or he openly caves to outside pressures and invalidates his entire history of match ratings. Even worse is that he'd be doing so to appease a promotion's fans and a wrestler herself which opens up an entirely new can of worms about the validity of any rating he's ever given. If he caves to Mercedes demanding a higher rating than her watch was clearly worth then the thing he's most known for and people hold with any regard completely dies
>>20764393It wasn't a movie you whatabouting retard sashit. It was a show on a streaming service
>>20764406still on tv
>>20764417>on tvIt wasn't though. It was on a streaming service. Not a tv network
>>20764429>doesnt know what a tv screen is
>>20764216any wrestlers who cares about dave meltzer snowflakes should be banned from the industry, that would honestly fix it
>>20764216Yeah, Dave's waiting too. He's waiting for Tony's check to clear.
>>20764443>>20764483samefag
>>20764393
>>20764417LET'S MOVE THOSE GOALPOSTS!
>>20764533You're retarded.
>>20764538Turn your monitor on.
>>20764533you have been watching too much world cup games
>>20764544You have been taking too much dick in your ass.
>>20764216this is so sad
>>20764216lol Dave is such a little bitch>GIVE ME MY FUCKING STARS YOU JEW MARK
>>20764436'On tv' and 'on a tv screen' aren't the same thing. If you watched a recording of you old family videos back on your tv it doesn't mean your inbred retard relatives are 'on tv'
>>20764443That'd clear out Ospreay and Mercedes so far so I'm all for it
>>20764609Still on tv
>>20764627LET'S MOVE THOSE GOALPOSTS!
what's the kayfabe reason?
>>20764665the kayfabe reason is because dave meltzer is the biggest lolcow mark in the iwc and wrestlers are actually just making fun of him in the open now
She is a massive failure.
>>20764792
>>20764792This anon is a massive failure seething over successful wrestlers
>>20764549It unironically is.On both parties.Dave should not give a shit and just post his opinion. It’s his. People can fuck of or cry about it.Mercedes should not be this invested or care at all. These are the opinions of a fan.
>>20764853>Mercedes knew how good of a match that was >Starts trolling about it >/PW/fags are taking it the wrong way
>>20764865>Mercedes knew how good of a match that wasIt was shit
>>20764873>doesn’t show the end of spot What a coward lmao
>>20764873Worked botches anti dave drone
>>20764873Is anyone talking about the queen of the ring?
>>20764881Does the end of the spot undo her dropping her opponent on her head after being too weak to pick her up? Didn't think so
>>20764216>entire second half of the match is a botchfest while Maya tries to keep her tits in>pwease mr dave 5 stars
>>20764873This got em neighing and whinnying
>>20764893>Didn't think sokek this anon is seething
>>20764893>does the end of this spot the crowd popped big for negate a series of moves that make sense in kayfabe anyway?ytm
>>20764923>a series of movesA series of botches*
>>20765131>A series of botches*So why hasn't there been any of them posted yet it's been a week
>>20765138Are you borrowing Mercedes' blinders or something? Here's one >>20764873Here's another
>>20765156So only one botch?
>>20765163>So only one botch?
>>20765163>He finally admits she botched
>>20765156Mercedes is so shit
>>20764216If I were Dave I'd make her blow me before I'd rate it, then only give her a pity 4.6 if she swallows
>>20766494you havent posted any botches yet
>>20766499wwe is so shit
>>20764316Bullying Meltzer is based tho
>>20766570It is and if it was anyone else I'd be on their side but fuck this untalented overhyped horse
>>20764216Cringe
>>20764372Dave has absolutely no integrity as a journalist
>>20764397>invalidates his entire history of match ratingsHe already did this by never giving Angle a 5 star match
>>20764865>how good of a match that wasOnly one trolling her is you
>sashaschizo is back
>>20766741I agree. There's a shit ton of matches he rated far lower than they deserved. But that's at least still his rating. He never caved to fans to change them despite all of the discourse over however many years
>>20766768KEK who does this fat bitch think she's fooling with how far she's pulled down her hairline
>>20764216I'm convinced that the aew wrestlers get paid a bonus depending on the number of stars they get from Dave. There's no reason to care unless there's money involved. Sasha proved so many times she's into the money, so this is the only take that makes sense.
>>20765163You are fucking dumb jeez anonWhy must you lie. Everyone sees the botches yet you're in denial. It's almost like you didn't watch the match yourself. If the match gets 5 stars, Dave loses more credibility, not that there was any in the first place.
>>20766741Angle never deserved one. He overrated Angle too.
>>20766967No botches?
>>20767049Maybe one day. But only in matches that don't involve Mercedes so far
>>20764507>sandler and stiller in 2020+6Come on son
>>20765156For the 100th time, this is Maya's botch. She hesitated bumping because her shits falling off.
>>20767033Shit bait
>>20769120Kek what? No she doesn't. She's holding Mercedes hand the whole way down
>>20769120that move doesnt even look that bad they are making it look like she botched a zigzag
>>20769120Cope
>>20770769what does that have to do with her bumping late, retard?
>>20764627technically becky lynch was on jeopardy (non wwe affiliated show), which is on tv. alexa was also on tv via total divas (wwe affiliated)
>>20773251>because her shits falling off.You can't even keep up with your own lies lmao
>>20773280Just admit you didn't see the match and only the webm, dingbat
>>20773293The whole match isn't the finish, slapnuts. This was >>20765156 and she fucked it up
>>20773293>Just admit you didn't see the matchI don't think anyone has to admit that part. No one watched the show
>>20773411the whole match is Maya holding onto her top, actually
>>20773433Like when Sasha spends a whole match holding on to her wig
>>20773440you laugh about that one a lot with your girlfriend, do ya?
>>20773433Maya would adjust it when she had a moment to but otherwise she was wrestling fine. She had a bra under it. There was no worry about anything slipping. Mariah May had half a titty out through most of her match with Toni at Wembley to the point the tape was showing. That shit happens yet neither of them botched anything. So that excuse doesn't really work. Maya World wasn't the one who messed up anything to begin with either
>>20773453Maya messe up the whole match
>>20773453Maya's titties are 3x the size of May's flapjacks. Maya also botches her quebrada kek
>>20773505>>20773506Sashit is seething and coping
Why is that one dude attacking a strong black woman to defend an illiterate half breed mutt?
>>20773519>muttI believe they're called "grade horses"
The horse is threating dave
>>20773421LMAO no lies detected here.
>Tony tell Dave to give me 5 stars or I quit
>>20764393Becky was in The Marine 6.
>becomes the topic whenever she's on a show the greatest of all time
>>20780622>on a showWhat show? Was there a show?
>>20780675Yes. It drew really poorly
>>20781327>Horsedes Poneigh>Fails to drawI really shouldn't be surprised
she wheres a wig
>makes livfags seethe
>>20764216>leave WWE to have Meltzer-pandering matches in other companies>Dave ends up caring more about some random white bitch in NXT anyway>Old washed Roman Reigns gets the jew seal of approval before you do>unironically complain on social media about Dave's star ratings>he starts trolling you about itI would genuinely retire out of shame.
>>20781408>he starts trolling you about itshe's the one trolling him lol is that really hard to understand
>>20764302Once a WWE superstar, entrepreneur and aspiring Hollywood actress…now trolling a senile old man on Twitter.
>>20764268The reason she quit WWE and didn't go to AEW immediately was because she was so high on her own supply that she thought getting two lines in an episode of the Mandalorian made her a Hollywood star. She only went crawling to the indies and AEW after a year of failing at Hollywood.
>>20781808Lol I didn't look at it that way but it's true. Same with Roman.
>>20764216did she come out in the kimono?
WATCH AEW TONIGHT 8PM
>>20782631lmfao no
>>20782649you're gonna watch it
Botcha botching. Me laughing.
>>20782042She wasn't in Japan for her weeb ass to performatively wear it so no
>>20782664>last week's was like 600k and a plummet from the previous weektell yourself. people found out mercedes won the tournament and less people tuned in the next show kek
>>20782690lmfao why are you falling for that post
>>20782685damn her cosplaying really struck your heart
>>20782723>her cosplayingBut enough about her Star Wars role she hasn't been recast in
>>20782760>she hasn't been recast inhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DYazZR2C3iA/?hl=en
That made him boil. Good to know.
>>20782804this livfag always boiling
He boiled, as always
>>20782813Must be a day ending in y
>>20782773Correct. She cosplayed as her own character to go to an event for a show she's not booked on because they haven't had her on
>>20783684mercedes is such a lolhorse
>>20783684>made it to hollywood while bliss who is a better talker hasnt been in a movie yet
>>20784359>hasnt been in a movie yetNeither has Mercedes
>>20784382Cook em
>>20784382This made him boil in silence
>>20787168This guy is seething
Yep, he boiled.
>>20783684KEK this is so awkward. She can lie her ass off in wrestling but this is how her bullshit is received in the real world. She'd never make it in Hollywood
>>20783684lol no way. that’s hilariously cringe.
So has he rated it yet?
>>20783684The lie was her saying she 'wasn't returning' on multiple occasions. In season 2 of the show she never acknowledged a return for the finale (which she did) and she said that she didn't have as much time to film in season 3 because she couldn't get time to film, but she was still in season 3 in I think 2 or 3 episodes. Yes, she wasn't in the movie, but none of the characters of the team she was on in the series were in the movie.
>>20789844https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/2075266229586309267Not enough time I’m afraid
>>20789844no, I don't think he's even re-watched it yet. He was too busy getting his high star rating ready for the latest Kendal Grey match of the week.
>>20789919The dude has the entire day to educate people on X, but can't make 20 minutes to re-watch a match that he's been bitching about for 10 days. It's almost as if he's a chicken shit who's afraid of the reaction. He should have just posted his initial thought right away last week and been done with it.
>>20789912ON THIS DAY
>>20789919Fuck man. Is this the thing that's going to make Dave based to me?
>>20764216I dunno why this keeps getting bumped - the juries already decided it was the best match on the PPV.
>>20790218>the juriesGMSAlso cagematch doesn't mean shit. Catch up
>>20790218> - the juriesEven your AI is Jeetified kek
>>20764216She should fuck Dave to get it.
>>20791162She only fucks fans and Dave isn't a fan
>>20791563>and Dave isn't a fanKEK true
I’ll never forget when AEW aired backstage footage of Britt Baker after some hardcore match laid out on a gurney, bloody, exhausted and crying. Telling Tony Khan she did it all in hopes of getting 5 stars. She didn’t.
>>20792073There's no fucking way this actually happened
>>20793018It did https://youtu.be/s2TOOTJXMtc?si=5vgsRY9fSVePNlPJ&t=123
Okay, but did she get those five stars or not?
>>20793064Holy shit. I thought maybe she was just saying it joking but no. "That's my goal" in complete sincerity. What a fucking mark good god
>>20793068'fraid not kek
So did he rate it or not?
Aw sweet a necrobumper thread.
He always sells for the bump
>>20795213Does he?
>>20781783better than getting trolled by him like the e-drones