Welcome, loyal soldiers of K-WAB Wrestling! This is your revolutionary general Pepe Von Erich, and it's time for our second annual INDEPENDENCE DAY RUMBLE! This was the event that started it all on July 4th of last year. And so, in keeping with that patriotic tradition, we are going to do it again this year! So fall in, present arms, and get ready for battle! But we ain't got no redcoats comin' over the hill, son! Tonight, 15 men will jump in that ring and compete for a contract with our illustrious company. Even I can't tell you exactly what will happen, but I can tell you this: make sure you don't fire until you can see the whites of their eyes! Yes, we're paying tribute to America's birthday, and you could also call this a special birthday celebration for K-WAB Wrestling since this promotion was also born on the fourth of july. A lot of people didn't think we would make it through the first year, but I told you from the start that we were committed to this revolution. Alright, soldiers...get over there and make camp, then we meet back here in ten minutes.Show Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/df18vb.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
>>20765791SIR YES SIR
It was an eventful episode of Saturday Night Rumble last week, as we brought you five harsh battles chosen by you, the K-WAB Universe. First, The Rock made an extremely impressive debut against Scott Steiner, taking Big Poppa Pump down with a double dose of the rock bottom. After an odd request from one of our fans, Sting was teamed with Robocop to take on The Undertaker and Gangrel. Unfortunately, Robocop seems to be in need of a software update, and so he was not a very good partner for the Stinger. Hopefully we can get him fixed up soon. Earthquake then got his first singles match to date, using his considerable size to squash Roman Reigns and make him submit with a bearhug. Next, the disgusting Indian duo that we know as The Pajeets of Pain met another loss at the hands of Skeletor and La Parka. And finally, in the main event, Steve Austin put the Golden Pepe statue on the line for a chance to win a match of his choice, and somehow he actually managed to pull it off! Austin has seen a big turnaround in his fortunes of late, but only time will tell if he can maintain that progress.
Alright, men...form ranks and stand! The time for the battle is here. We need YOU to stand up and fight for freedom by joining this rumble. All you have to do is post the wrestler you want to enter, and maybe give a short promo. Here are the rules on entries:>1. ALL characters must be wrestling-related. It doesn't necessarily have to be a wrestler, but they have to be related to wrestling in some way. For instance, Mike Tyson would be acceptable because he was involved with wrestling at one time, while most other boxers would not.>2. The character must be someone who is not already signed to K-WAB Wrestling.Once you do this, you are committing to stick around and roll for your character. If you go too long without responding, you will be auto-eliminated. We have to keep things moving and we can only wait so long for one person. You attack by making an attack post (which is just a post where you say you are attacking someone) and your digits for that post will be your roll. your target will have a chance to respond with a counter roll. If you get the better roll, they are eliminated. If they get the better roll, you are eliminated. Every elimination attempt comes with the risk of being eliminated yourself. If it's just a normal attack and not an elimination attempt, the losing party is hurt but not eliminated.Here are the rolls you want:Best: 92 or 292nd Best: Quads3rd Best: Full House (trips and dubs)4th Best: Trips5th Best: Dubs6th Best: Highest last number
As I said, all entries must be characters who are NOT currently signed to K-WAB Wrestling. That's because this is a contract rumble, with the winner receiving a contract to join our organization. Here is a list of the current K-WAB roster:A BearAdam ColeAdolf HitlerAntonio InokiArn AndersonAsukaAtsushi OnitaBig Knife ManjuBitchtitsBret Hart>Brody King (out of action: deported)Bull NakanoCactus JackCaptain ConfederateDaniel BryanDavid BenoitDirty RonDraculaEarthquakeEddie GuerreroFit FinlayFrankensteinGoldbergGuntherHHHHangman PageHarambeHarry PotheadHayabusaHomeless JimmyHulk HoganJake RobertsJason VoorheesJerry LawlerJushin Liger>Kane (out of action: in hell)Kazuchika OkadaKemonitoKevin NashLA KnightLa ParkaLex LugerLiv MorganLoco BanditoLuna VachonMabelMark BriscoeMike AwesomeMisticoMr. PerfectNatsupoiNecro ButcherNew JackPiggy TrevPsicosisRandy Savage>Raja Jackson (out of action: in jail)Rey MysterioRic FlairRick RudeRicky SteamboatRick SteinerRob Van DamRoman ReignsRybackSabuScott SteinerScurvy DheegScurvy PierreSensational SherriShaggy 2 DopShawn MichaelsShingo TakagiShrekSkeletorSteve AustinSteven RegalStingSubhojeet MukherjeeSunnyTerry FunkTessa BlanchardThe Booty ManThe Great MutaThe Iron SheikThe RockThe SandmanThe UndertakerThe Ultimate WarriorTHE WALL BROTHERTourettes GuyUltimo DragonVaderViolent JWolfie
>>20765857da american dream dusteh rhodes is gonna win this hea rumble fo da common man, yessuh
>>20765919Very good! Dusty Rhodes will be our first entrant. I think I remember you from a previous rumble. I wish you luck, good sir. 14 spots remain.
THE DWEAD PIWATE WOBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOUUUUUUUUULLLLLSSSSSSS
>>20765988Andre The Giant is now listed as the second entrant. That's a big entry in more ways than one, and he will certainly not be easy to throw over the top rope. Good choice.
lets make it interesting and put thesz in there
>>20766059I like it! He's one that I have considered adding before. Ok, Thesz is #3. 12 spots remain.
Promotional consideration paid for by the following
the finnerman
>you know who i am. im the phenomenal one AJ styles. now put me in this rumble.
my bad forgot pic lol
>>20766097>wolfie still this butthurt after PVE was nice enough to give him a spot on the last show
>>20766124>>20766125Excellent! Both of these are very good additions to the rumble at numbers 4 and 5. 10 spots remain.
the loose cannon is ready to go after some carpets
mad trees and forests bro
>>20766161>>20766178Ah, Brian Pillman and Matt Riddle. Those aren't bad choices either, glad to have you aboard. You guys will be numbers 6 and 7. 8 spots remain.
The King is here to win the services of the finest, tightest, 11 year old pussy in the crowd tonight!
>>20766185Nope. We definitely won't be allowing any child molestation in this rumble. Besides, the king is already a signed member of the roster. DQ'd.
>>20766188Lawler is a member of the roster but not allowed because he's an alleged chomo? What the fuck dude it was a joke
sorry dad but im taking that contract>WHOOOOOOAAAAAA
punker needs some new fans to abuse
>>20766204It was a double-DQ. Both because of the fact that the King is already on the roster (this rumble is for a contract) and because of the fact that I have no tolerance for pedophilic garbage on my show.
>>20766207>>20766209Ah, these are some interesting choices as well. Good to have you in the rumble gentlemen, those slots are filling up quickly so we will probably be able to get started soon. Cody and Punk are numbers 8 and 9. Six spots remain. Get in while you can, gentlemen!
>>20766214Oh go fuck yourself, this is just another gay cliquey thing, just like that AI waifu shit
>>20766236No, this is simply a wrestling show that does not include pedophile shit. If that cramps your style, then you can fuck yourself right back.
>>20766207oh son ah cant believe you done this...you done put hard times on da rhodes fambly boy...so daddy gonna have to show you what hard times is all about
>>20766242Lawler got proven innocent. It was a fucking joke. If you're so defensive about pedophile shit, why is he on your roster? This board is so fucking gay, I thought this shit would be fun but this kinda shit is why no one comes here anymore.
MAKE WAY FOR THE DOG
>>20766253I am fully aware that Lawler was never proven guilty of anything, nor do I think Jerry Lawler is a pedophile. As I said, I do not want that kind of shit on my show, end of story.
>>20766260JYD is definitely a good choice sir. He will be number 10. Only five spots left! Get em while they're hot!
>the ultraviolent beast MASADA!!!
>>20766302We could use a few more good deathmatch guys, this one is a good idea too. Masada enters at #11. Four spots remain.
>IM COMING TO KILL YOU ALL AT YOUR HOUSES! ILL WEAR YOUR SKINS AS A COAT LIKE THE ANCIENT IRISH DID!
I almost got it last time, this time is my time. you need the climax, the rizz god, MR K-WAB KERRY MORTON
>>20766348>>20766350Sam Hyde and Kerry Morton are also welcome in this rumble. We can always use another psychopath and another good heel. You guys are numbers 12 and 13. Only two spots are left!
gorilla nest
>sniffs his way down to the ring for another try at the contract
>>20766348Oh another pedo.
>>20766396cokane gets the #14 spot. Only one remains!
>>20766410book Nailz
AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI
>>20766426>>20766432Looks like Nailz gets the last spot! Sorry Tatanka but you were just a little too late on that one.
Alright, the rumble will begin in five minutes. Get ready gentlemen!
>>20766435
LET THE RUMBLE BEGIN! You may make your attack posts now.
well daddy i wanna start by eliminatin muh traitorous treacherous boy codeh wiff dese digits you dig it?
Great show
going after that nigger JYD
IM GONNA TOSS THAT FAGGOT RIDDLE OUT BECAUSE HE TRIED TO GO AFTER MY ASS AND COCK BRO
>>20766467>>20766482>>20766502ok everyone hold up just a moment please. We need three defense rolls. Cody, JYD and Riddle need to roll and see if they can counter-eliminate.
>>20766508codyposter here, im going to counter my dads attack and slam him out on his polka dots
taking out that shitter masada
>>20766482fuck you cracka da dog gone git ya
>>20766467>>20766516It appears that Dusty Rhodes has won the father-son rivalry very quickly, and we have our first elimination!
>>20766482>>20766541And with a 2 to 1, it would seem that notorious terrorist Sam Hyde has won the battle of the racists! Sorry JYD, but you're out. >>20766528We now need defense rolls from riddle and masada
>>20766557im riddle bro. rolling to grab this bro with my buttcheeks and throw him out bro
>>20766548dass right daddy, because dusty rhodes is tha towa of powa too sweet ta be sour
>>20766502>>20766568Oh dear! Brian Pillman has been eliminated in a very disturbing fashion!
i am going to grab cm punk by the neck and squeeze and squeeze and then throw him out of the ring
lou thesz, youre too old for this game. i think its time for mr k-wab to mop you up
masada here. rollin a counter for a light tube to the face
>>20766528>>20766617AJ dodges the light tube and tosses Masada out of the ring! We have another man out!
>>20766590>>20766602We now need defense rolls from punk and theszwe need a defense roll from the cmpunk guy and
tsuji finna send riddle out with the gene blast
>>20766602fuck you punk youre gettin a suplex right out the ring
>>20766602>>20766643OH MY! Lou Thesz has just went full shooter and suplexed Kerry Morton out of the ring!
>blinds tsuji with a handful of cocaine and tosses him over
>>20766640>>20766657ok we got a three way situaton here, need a roll from riddle please
>>20766663you got it bro
>>20766640>>20766657>>20766665Looks like Tsuji came out on the losing end, and Cokane was able to take him out before Riddle. Tsuji is out, and now 9 remain.NOTICE: CM PUNK HAS FIVE MINUTES TO ROLL DEFENSE OR BE DQ'D
alright, im gonna go ahead and get this weird fuck sam hyde out of the ring. this is a serious sport goddamit
Alright, CM Punk is timed out, which means Andre successfully chokeslammed him out of the ring despite his low roll.
>>20766690and that means we need a roll from sam hyde, if he's not too busy committing hate crimes
>>20766690oh fuck thats not good lol
well daddeh da american dream gonna go and get ridda cokane so all the anons can get dat monkey off they back
Hey Robert
>>20766694FUCK YOU LOU YOURE BALD AND IM A STUD IM COMING TO SLAM YOU OUT OF THE RING
>>20766690>>20766712HOLY SHIT! SAM HYDE JUST ELIMINATED LOU FUCKING THESZ! IT'S THE UPSET OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
>blocks your path
>>20766700>paralyzes you with a coke mist and hits you in the balls
>>20766725who the fuck are you lol?
>>20766700>>20766733Oh damn, Dusty got dubs but Cokane got bigger dubs! Sorry Dusty, you had a good run and I was rooting for you because I wanted to do a Dusty promo.
Why didn't idubbbz come out?
I just realized that Nailz is the only one who has not posted at all since the start of the rumble. He has ten minutes to respond or be eliminated.
>riddles got to go in the name of the LORD. you know how i feel about the gay community
I want my life back
>>20766776fuck you and your god bro i seen mad gods i want that ass and cock bro
>>20766802Excellent! Glad to see you're still with us. Feel free to attack someone.>>20766776>>20766804And Riddle is eliminated by AJ Styles! Only 5 remain!
AJ STYLES, THE GIANT IS COMING FOR YOU! FEE FI FO FUM!
>>20766802>>20766804It's over, fellas.
>>20766818dropkickin you over the ropes cuz i damn sure cant lift your big ass
hydeposter here, i'm going after that big bastard nailz, thinks he can be sneaky well i can be sneaky too lad so ill sneak up behind him and bash him with a tire iron and push him out
>>20766818>>20766826Andre catches AJ in mid-dropkick and hurls him to the floor! AJ Styles has been eliminated and now we are down to four men!
>>20766837Alright, we will be needing a defensive roll from Nailz here.
NO ONE CAN STOP THE GIANT! NOW I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE COKE MAN!
Sam Hyde, let me get one thing perfectly clear: I'm an innocent man; I was put in prison for crimes I did not do. I was not born a criminal, I was made one by years of systematic abuse, and people like you. Sam Hyde, you're one of the toughest men in comedy but you don't really know what tough means. You've never been in a prison yard fight. You've never been put in solitary confinement, caged up like a wild animal. But you should be put in solitary for what you did to Mean Marky.
>>20766885Forgot pic. Just eliminate me
>>20766885>>20766886Looks like Hyde's tire iron ambush was successful. You cut a good promo there Nailz...and for that, I might just give you a contract anyway. Tell you what, bring that promo game to Saturday Night Metal next week and maybe we'll talk.
>>20766880>snorts everything he has left and gives andre the coke slam straight out the ring
>>20766880>>20766923After sending himself into a coke rage, Cokane actually manages to choke slam Andre out of the ring! The crowd goes wild!
And now it's come down to Cokane and the notorious terrorist Sam Hyde! Both have scored 3 eliminations, so now they just need to make that last move!
this is sam hyde and im going to gun that bloody drug dealer down with me machine gun. COKANE IM COMING TO KILL YOU!
>>20766955>catches the bullets with coked up kung fu and then tosses hyde out with a powerbomb
>>20766955>>20766959Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...the devil's favorite dealer...COKANE!!!!
>>20766955>>20766959>>20766974Wait a minute....wait a minute...the referee has just reviewed the tape, and it appears that Sam Hyde actually got dubs, and that means the decision has been reversed!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your actual winner as a result of a machine gun massacre...the notorious terrorist...SAAAAAM HYYYYYYDE!!!
>>20766995holy shit lol
Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to sign off for now but we aren't done yet! Tomorrow, we will be giving out some special awards. Since this event marks the one-year anniversary of K-WAB, we're going to conduct some polls and find out which matches, wrestlers, etc are worthy of being recognized.And as for you, good sir>>20766955congratulations on winning the rumble! Your character will now receive a contract with K-WAB Wrestling. I'm honestly not sure what I'm gonna do with him yet but I'm sure I can come up with something.
bump
>>20767065sounds like dimes to me
>>20766995who is this?
>>20766995This should be his ring attire.
>>20767580kek i second this idea
bros im about to get drunk on WWE-branded booze. what am I in for? are these things nasty or should I buy more?
bumpin
>>20766214based PVE keeping the pedos out.
>>20767766never tried it. drink some and tell us if its any good, nigger.
>>20768946i was waiting until i knew i wouldnt have to drive, finally tried it and it's actually not bad. kinda tastes like some watermelon lemonade with just a little kick. im sure its popular in detroit.
Alright, everyone, it's time to vote. Time for some democracy up in this bitch. Since we are at the end of the one-year mark, it is time to give out the end-of-year awards. Cast your votes to determine the K-WAB MATCH OF THE YEAR by clicking below:https://strawpoll.com/kogjRwvjKg6
and to aid your decision, I will post links to all the matches that have been nominated. Here is page 1: Count Dracula Vs Necro Butcher (Samhain Sacrifice)https://www.bitchute.com/video/c3uyzH2LiImGMAGA Powers Vs Midnight Express (SNME14)https://www.bitchute.com/video/hKa3dBj7jjKhCactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead (HZE1)https://www.bitchute.com/video/fHFe9nENtKntUltimate Warrior Vs Jake Roberts (SNME14)https://www.bitchute.com/video/uMVeeJUCK1a6Kazuchika Okada Vs Mr. Perfect (HZE3)https://www.bitchute.com/video/R6Fan1RZDgRBLuna Vachon Vs Tessa Blanchard (HZE3)https://www.bitchute.com/video/39AspJjdXppcDaniel Bryan Vs Lord Steven Regal (HZE6)https://www.bitchute.com/video/FbF9gpKjTpSjUndertaker Vs Steve Austin (HZE6)https://www.bitchute.com/video/4ZwY4QumLgbZRic Flair Vs Sabu (SNME10)https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJ1vxA0N65PShingo Takagi Vs Mistico (SNME14)https://www.bitchute.com/video/BjBRG99Fl78KSteve Austin Vs Cactus Jack (SNYT)https://www.bitchute.com/video/frVNyIIQSUuFKane Vs Undertaker (Samhain Sacrifice)https://www.bitchute.com/video/LEC7xhtSxp6oKane Vs Raja Jackson (SNME4)https://www.bitchute.com/video/Yqm3mqXCba07Sunny Vs Bull Nakano (SNYT)https://www.bitchute.com/video/0rQOL3BOB1yb
Match Of The Year Candidates, Page 2:Sabu Vs Necro Butcher (Samhain Sacrifice)https://www.bitchute.com/video/cjWsSX8uwPuXSabu Vs Ultimate Warrior (SNME12)https://www.bitchute.com/video/8Z87jMjM8IYhKevin Nash Vs New Jack (HZE4)https://www.bitchute.com/video/GGwwrFx6QP7mMidnight Express Vs ICP (SNME9)https://www.bitchute.com/video/b86ogNC0355QMAGA Powers Vs Kamalamaniacs (SNME3)https://www.bitchute.com/video/YtMpdF82ZnEPRey Mysterio Vs Mistico (SNME6)https://www.bitchute.com/video/3UYWpQku0QDRICP Vs Pajeets of Pain (SNME8)https://www.bitchute.com/video/8CiWCq9dsIfNCaptain Confederate Vs Hangman Page (SNME10)https://www.bitchute.com/video/jFC4KHEry8sBKing Mabel Vs Wolfie (SNME5)https://www.bitchute.com/video/TWaLWAn815p6Vader Vs Ric Flair (SNME5)https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fv0qq08hu7mRShingo Takagi Vs Hayabusa (HZE4)https://www.bitchute.com/video/HZBC1p3RWBNRSteve Austin Vs Harambe (SNME6)https://www.bitchute.com/video/KlfxULnIOhV1Eddie Guerrero Vs Mistico (SNME12)https://www.bitchute.com/video/5T5Xyw03zazyKane Vs David Benoit (SNME7)https://www.bitchute.com/video/WYoYU4teCXWsAntonio Inoki Vs Ricky Steamboat (SNYT)https://www.bitchute.com/video/XI4becrkQQBIRandy Savage Vs The Iron Sheik (SNME11)https://www.bitchute.com/video/t0bhXrQARt30Hulk Hogan Vs A Bear (SNME2)https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Shingo Takagi Vs Ultimo Dragon (SNME12)https://www.bitchute.com/video/Nsu5PqsREVodGolden Pepe Rumble (SNR3)https://www.bitchute.com/video/mxamNsAIpnpHAtsushi Onita Vs Terry Funk (Samhain Sacrifice)https://www.bitchute.com/video/NcUuu29iIkWtRoad Warriors Vs ICP (HZE5)https://www.bitchute.com/video/LLoLrsbk22VP
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And now we have the next poll, which will determine K-WAB Wrestling's PROMO OF THE YEAR! Vote for your favorite one below:https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXMpjpye
And once again, to aid your decision I will post links to all the nominated promos. Here is page one:1. Fit Finlay's Victory Promo (SNR1):https://www.bitchute.com/video/LLoLrsbk22VP2. Jingle Bell Rape (SNYT):https://www.bitchute.com/video/LEX3Oi9ytUok3. Shrek and The Booty Man Cut Prematch Promos (HZE3):https://www.bitchute.com/video/kk1YqNEE4vmw4. Undertaker And Paul Bearer Speak From The Church Of Bones (Samhain Sacrifice):https://www.bitchute.com/video/O4zIM7IDsHt85. The Bitch Who Stole KWABsmas (SNYT):https://www.bitchute.com/video/anIjBnHEZaGN6. Ric Flair Vs Sabu Press Conference (SNME10):https://www.bitchute.com/video/9JGTwOCnbGs97. The Ultimate Warrior In The Spirit World (SNME12):https://www.bitchute.com/video/iqvY2S2vFM1o8. The Infamous Pirates Vs Nazis Promo (HZE6):https://www.bitchute.com/video/j7ZBGINHXVTL9. A Christmas Fireside Chat With Pepe Von Erich (SNYT):https://www.bitchute.com/video/wFTCG2kTXu0p10. "The Monster Nash" by LyricKING and /pw/ (Samhain Sacrifice)https://www.bitchute.com/video/uka9FLCx3SKG11. SNME6 Opening Promo (Shingo and Flair):https://www.bitchute.com/video/fZmQdN4axYtk12. Randy Savage Snaps Into The Opening Promo (SNME8):https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ga87r5CvFKXL13. ICP and The Road Warriors Lay It Down (HZE5):https://www.bitchute.com/video/vnneIJENKVHS14. The Mystery Team Is Revealed (SNME11):https://www.bitchute.com/video/9tuAlUqujNUf15. Shrek and Fit Finlay Cut Promos From Home (HZE5):https://www.bitchute.com/video/CDjCi2QNQW5W16. SNME9 Opening Promo (Road Warriors, ICP, Imperium, Midnight Express):https://www.bitchute.com/video/1eCFhfFNQKJU17. Rock Talk with Grug - Episode 2 - Ultimate Warrior (SNME6/SNME8):https://www.bitchute.com/video/FPUEGF9ArzHNhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/Wv0wCtGnPZyJ18. "Somebody's Rapin' Me" by LyricKING (SNME5):https://www.bitchute.com/video/TJ34XAEUgK0i
Promo Of The Year Candidates, Page 2:19. The Undertaker and LA Knight Speak On their Upcoming Match (SNME13):https://www.bitchute.com/video/A8qYiPbmOPMH20. Vader's White Castle Of Fear (SNME5):https://www.bitchute.com/video/md8ppbU685Nn21. Wolfie In Wrestler's Court (SNME7):https://www.bitchute.com/video/9cC4eRXkm1mf22. Raja Jackson Signs With K-WAB Wrestling (SNME4):https://www.bitchute.com/video/yDpLH3AUUCVT23. The Warrior And The Snake (SNME14):https://www.bitchute.com/video/LNJNP2Rv5rd924. Apu Interviews New Jack And Kevin Nash (HZE4):https://www.bitchute.com/video/c3fdH1fw801R25. Hulk Hogan Promo (SNME3):https://www.bitchute.com/video/G5YcYRPuWGwL26. David Benoit Speaks From The Boiler Room (SNME7):https://www.bitchute.com/video/diIBWAkaE6KI27. The Peedub Mash (Samhain Sacrifice):https://www.bitchute.com/video/D6ScjlDRJaiw28. Iron Eagle Cup Music Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/sh585QrNvCuZ29. Rock Talk Episode 1 - Jim Cornette (SNME4):https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZrObu7Jd998z30. The Macho Man and The Sheik Fight Over Drug Money (SNME11):https://www.bitchute.com/video/6BkDN5yK3NLB31. Fit Finlay And Big Vito Meet At The Local Irish Pub (SNME13):https://www.bitchute.com/video/DrL4M0k3zoYl32. Rock Talk Episode 3: The Wolfman (Samhain Sacrifice):https://www.bitchute.com/video/VCH5kYVXTIBs33. MAGA Butcher: King Of The Deathmatch 2025 Music Video (SNME11):https://www.bitchute.com/video/1V80X2y4SIPF34. Rock Talk Episode 4 with Hulk Hogan (SNME13):https://www.bitchute.com/video/INfJDy8Mi4SY35. The Macho Man And The Sheik Fight Over Drug Money Again (SNME13):https://www.bitchute.com/video/e7bx9YkBPYlb36. The Interview Zone With Frenly Apu (SNME15):https://www.bitchute.com/video/2FNI7APnFO1n
So once again, here are both the poll links:Match Of The Year:https://strawpoll.com/kogjRwvjKg6Promo Of The Year:https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXMpjpye
So far, it looks like Ric Flair Vs Sabu is the early favorite for MOTY. However, Dracula Vs Necro Butcher is right behind. Inoki Vs Steamboat has turned out to be a bit more popular than I would have thought, and two of The Undertaker's matches also seem to be gaining steam. If you haven't voted yet, the polls are still open!
And as for the Promo Of The Year award, it is a dead heat between The Undertaker's promo from Samhain Sacrifice and the Jake Roberts/Ultimate Warrior promo from SNME14. So far, Warrior's promos actually seem to be getting a lot of votes, but Vader's White Castle of Fear is also doing well.
>>20769864>>20769874hell yeah
patriotic kino
>>20769864the roadkill street fight was pure dimes
>Coming Soon
With about 60 votes counted on both polls, it would seem that Necro Vs Dracula has pulled into the lead
And when it come to Promo Of The Year, Jingle Bell Rape has taken a narrow lead, but it's still too early to say who will win either of these polls.
>>20772090that was my vote, everything about that one was dimes.
It's a very tight race so far, here's the poll links for anyone who hasn't voted yet.Match Of The Year:https://strawpoll.com/kogjRwvjKg6Promo Of The Year:https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXMpjpye
>>20772246Thank you good sir, I also feel that to have been one of our better pieces of work.
>>20772274sam hyde anon here, i believe you said something about a victory promo?
>>20772387That is correct! Since you won the rumble, you can write a promo in the style of Sam Hyde and I will make a video of it. I was just waiting for you to claim your prize.
>>20772090>>20772094With these, K-WAB is drawing more than any other regular /pw/ thread. Based.
>>20772411based, give me a little time to come up with one. i havent done a promo before but it doesnt seem that different from a good shitpost
>>20772445should be a fairly easy promo i would think, just do the candyman character
>>20772411hyde anon here, i think i got it. its a long promo so it will take two posts.>well, i tell you once i tell you twice, the candyman he dont play nice. i am the notorious terrorist sam hyde, the greatest irishman of the last 2000 years! if you think that bletherskyte finley is the most feared terrorist in all of ireland, then you need to learn about the candyman, twinkletits. the candyman has committed more hate crimes than the entire kkk and i just keep getting away with it! i tell you somethin right now, hurtin people makes me irish sausage stand up and dance. YES IM WET IM DRIPPING WET LIKE A GODDAMN DOLPHIN RAAAAAAAAA! i been takin illegal dolphin hormones and drinkin the blood of the homeless to get meself ready for this fight and it all paid off too because the candyman sam hyde just pulled off the upset of the fookin century. i lynched the junkyard dog, i sent lou thesz off to the bloody retirement home, i knocked that prison bitch nailz right out of his rubber shoes, and i even gunned down the devil's drug dealer himself with me trusty machine gun. THAT'S RIGHT COKANE I CAME TO KILL YOU, IN THAT RING! you see this machine gun, lad? this machine gun was blessed by st patrick himself and every bullet was dipped in the blood of a saint. its me holy secret weapon and the heathen servants of lucifer cannot resist its almighty fury. the candyman plays no games! the candyman takes no prisoners! and i just proved that the candyman is ruthless, ill do whatever it takes to win because im doin it for the irish. im doin it for all the poor irish peasants who died in the potato famine and never got to eat a piece of candy. and since i am one of irelands most famous poets, i wrote a great bardic poem about me victory. would you like to hear it?
>well the jyd was dreamin of fried chicken on the bone>when the randy dandy candyman concussed his nigger dome>the next to try his luck was thesz, that gifted old tactician>he thought the dandy candyman would be no competition>his fame was known throughout the land, old lou was quite the shooter>but the candyman threw old thesz out like a drunken mangy poofter>but then the jail was opened up, and out came big bad nailz>he fell upon the candyman like a monster from ancient tales>but the candyman was ready, his weapon did strike true>the convict he was clobbered, and from the ring he flew>then came a mighty battle that the druids did foretell>the randy dandy candyman and the dope dealer from hell>the warcry of the candyman was like a raging beast>and with a great machine gun blast, the dealer was deceased>so let this be a lesson to all you lads and lasses>dont ever cross the candyman or he will beat your asses>youll shriek just like a monkey as you take your final breath>and the red randy candyman POONCHES you to death!
>did you like me little poem, candymaniacs? did it make you feel all giddy and fluffy inside like an irishman when he finds a potato that survived the blight? well i hope so because youre gonna be seeing a lot more of the candyman sam hyde. that coward hasan piker, let me tell you about him. he's a dirty dirty man and he needs to be punished. POONISHED with pure irish fury! but that little faggot, he's too scared to face me righteous fists, he's scared, he is, he will never man up and fight the candyman face to face and pinky toe to pinky toe because hes not a man! he got no fire in his belly, that dirty turk bastard. i wish a pox upon him and all his family for a thousand years, may a pregnant camel give birth in his bed, that dirty bastard son of a whore. so since me mortal enemy won't face the dripping fury of the candyman, im just gonna POONCH me way to the top of the wrestling business. who can bring the bowl of lucky charms, fill it with bricks and cinderblocks and broken glass and rusty nails, and serve it to 14 ugly bastards and make them eat it? thats right, the candyman man.
>>20774799>>20774923>>20775038Almost suitable for a gorilla nest.
>>20774799>>20774923>>20775038By the great googly moogly, this is some amazing work anon. This is exactly the kind of based and high-effort promo that I was hoping for. This shit is so good, it makes me wonder if you actually are Sam Hyde (don't tell me if you are). Ok, I will make this into a video promo asap.
>>20775293
>>20775443I want to add this character to the fed, but I'm still learning how to make custom parts. There's definitely no way I could do this one without making some customized CAW parts. He's definitely in the plan for the future though. I was thinking he could be the lost African God of the 92 crew.
Alright, it looks like both polls have about 80 votes counted. Let's take a look at our Match of the Year poll first. At the moment, we have a 3-way tie. Each of these matches have 7 votes:>MAGA Powers Vs Midnight Express>Count Dracula Vs Necro Butcher>Ric Flair Vs Sabu
Moving on to our Promo of the Year poll, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer's promo from Samhain Sacrifice has taken the lead, with Jingle Bell Rape and The Warrior And The Snake right on its tail.
>>20775518It was pretty easy more or less for the combo if you're working with the almost any iteration of the 2K engine; he's got white boots just to add a little bit of variety, he's so black he sweats oil, he's got on the jungle booty shorts or maybe even something animal print to go with the motiff, he's wearing a shirt so that the writing appears, he's got the bone talisman necklace, he's got Rey Mysterio white contacts to make his eyes pop out, he's got Yella teeth, he's got the Wild Samoan hair style with the top hat and the Al Jolson 'Mammy' clown lips. All in all, probably about 10 minutes in total, but that's a completely different beast in the FirePro engine, but as mentioned: simplify simplify.>I was thinking he could be the lost African God of the 92 crewI like the esoterics of that; I also thought of him as some dark apparition that lives inside and haunts Nash's asswomb. Sorta like The Undertaker/Ultimate Warrior appearing in mirrors to targeted characters that no one else can see, or like how Snuffleupagus was only able to be seen by Big Bird at first. The Great Googly Moogly haunts Kevin Nash's psyche like Vietnam flashbacks, or the shadow people/Hatman from taking too much Benadryl and booze. A swarthy, long-schlonged apparition that surfaces frequently from the murky fog of Kevin's subconscious to remind him that he is a closeted homo who wants a big black bull to penetrate his ass until he's coo-coo for Coco Puffs. I don't know if him being a Dark God the 92 Krew worships is as funny as the 92 Krew being aware that Nash has a black ghost haunting his colon that sporadically jumps out from time to time to ass rape him and they taunt and tease and trigger him about it so much that it happens, Like Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk when he's under too much stress and strain, the 92 Krew causing (or arousing) The Great Googily Moogly to appear out of Nash's asshole like rubbing the lamp makes the Genie appear.
>>20775293References and all that
>>20775293>"I's raped Nash."
>>20775920*blank tank top so that the writing appears
>>20775920I was thinking about it some more and making this CAW might not actually be as hard as I thought. I will definitely have to make some custom parts (like the writing on his shirt and jacket for sure) but the rest is pretty simple. I might have to enlarge some of his parts, but that isn't all that hard. Also, I like your idea of making him a dark apparition from Nash's own psyche rather than a God, because if I make him a God then I also have to make him overpowered as fuck. I'll go ahead and tell you that I can't add him to KINOMANIA because there is already a lot of CAW work to be done for that one.
>>20776317Hey, do what you gotta do, guy. That thing has been lurking up inside Nash's shitpipe since '92, so he'll make his appearance when he's good and ready.
Alright gentlemen, it is finally finished! Without any further ado I give you Sam Hyde's victory promo:https://www.bitchute.com/video/eXNdn1h5TW6Q
>>20777411holy based, someone show this to /pol/
>>20777411he cant just keep getting away with it
>>20777411>this machine gun was blessed by st patrick himself and every bullet was dipped in the blood of a saintbased sam bringing that deus vult energy
>>20777411yet another classic
>>20775938this brother looks familiar....
>>20777411actually kind of sounds like him ye daffy bastard
>>20777411based and candypilled
>>20767580what video is this from?
>>20783291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRoatZizQ0
>>20783347based, didnt know he did a TED talk. thanks anon.
>>20783347if i play this video while i sleep, will i wake up as a notorious terrorist?
>>20777411really shouldn't book Sam Hyde bookerman, he's a pedo
>>20784887prove it
Well guys, I think it's been long enough. With about 100 votes counted on both polls, I think it's a good time to end the voting and announce the final winners. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2025-2026 MATCH OF THE YEAR IS...>drum rollRIC FLAIR VS SABU from Saturday Night Metal episode 10!
And here's where all the other nominees ended up:>1. Ric Flair Vs Sabu (SNME10): 10 votes>2. Count Dracula Vs Necro Butcher (Samhain Sacrifice): 9 votes>3. MAGA Powers Vs Midnight Express (SNME14): 8 votes>4. Kane Vs The Undertaker (Samhain Sacrifice): 8 votes>5. Antonio Inoki Vs Ricky Steamboat (SNYT): 8 votes>6. Jake Roberts Vs The Ultimate Warrior (SNME14): 6 votes>7. Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico (SNME6): 6 votes>8. Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi (SNME6): 6 votes >9. The Undertaker Vs Steve Austin (HZE6): 5 votes>10. Vader Vs Ric Flair (SNME5): 4 votes>11. Kazuchika Okada Vs Mr. Perfect (HZE3): 3 votes>12. Steve Austin Vs Cactus Jack (SNYT): 3 votes>13. Kane Vs Raja Jackson (SNME4): 3 votes>14. MAGA Powers Vs Kamalamaniacs (SNME3): 3 votes>15. Luna Vachon Vs Tessa Blanchard (HZE3): 2 votes>16. Sabu Vs Ultimate Warrior (SNME12): 2 votes>17. Kevin Nash Vs New Jack (HZE4): 2 votes>18. Randy Savage Vs The Iron Sheik (SNME11): 2 votes>19. Shingo Takagi Vs Ultimo Dragon (SNME12): 2 votes>20. Cactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead (HZE1): 1 vote>21. Shingo Takagi Vs Mistico (SNME14): 1 vote>22. Sunny Vs Bull Nakano (SNYT): 1 vote>23. Captain Confederate Vs Hangman Page (SNME10): 1 vote>24. King Mabel Vs Wolfie (SNME5): 1 vote>25. Eddie Guerrero Vs Mistico (SNME12): 1 vote>26. Kane Vs David Benoit (SNME7): 1 vote>27. Hulk Hogan Vs A Bear (SNME2): 1 vote>28. Golden Pepe Rumble (SNR3): 1 vote>29. Atsushi Onita Vs Terry Funk (Samhain Sacrifice): 1 vote>30. Road Warriors Vs ICP (HZE5): 1 vote
And now, ladies and gentlemen, your 2025-2026 PROMO OF THE YEAR IS...>drum rollTHE UNDERTAKER AND PAUL BEARER SPEAK FROM THE CHURCH OF BONES from night one of Samhain Sacrifice!
And let's see how the other promos did:>1. Undertaker And Paul Bearer Speak From The Church Of Bones (Samhain Sacrifice): 10 votes>2. Jingle Bell Rape (SNYT): 9 votes>3. The Warrior And The Snake (SNME14): 9 votes>4. The Ultimate Warrior In The Spirit World (SNME12): 8 votes>5. Vader's White Castle Of Fear (SNME5): 7 votes>6. Ric Flair Vs Sabu Press Conference (SNME10): 6 votes>7. Fit Finlay's Victory Promo (SNR1): 5 votes>8. Randy Savage Snaps Into The Opening Promo (SNME8): 5 votes>9. Rock Talk Episode 2 - Ultimate Warrior (SNME6/SNME8): 5 votes>10. Rock Talk Episode 4 with Hulk Hogan (SNME13): 4 votes>11. SNME6 Opening Promo (Shingo and Flair): 3 votes>12. "Somebody's Rapin' Me" by LyricKING (SNME5): 3 votes>13. Hulk Hogan Promo (SNME3): 3 votes>14. Rock Talk Episode 1 - Jim Cornette (SNME4): 3 votes>15. The Interview Zone With Frenly Apu (SNME15): 3 votes>16. The Bitch Who Stole KWABsmas (SNYT): 2 votes>17. A Christmas Fireside Chat With Pepe Von Erich (SNYT): 2 votes>18. ICP and The Road Warriors Lay It Down (HZE5): 2 votes>19. The Mystery Team Is Revealed (SNME11): 2 votes>20. The Undertaker and LA Knight Speak On their Upcoming Match (SNME13): 2 votes>21. The Peedub Mash (Samhain Sacrifice): 2 votes>22. The Macho Man and The Sheik Fight Over Drug Money (SNME11): 2 votes>23. Shrek and The Booty Man Cut Prematch Promos (HZE3): 1 vote>24. Wolfie In Wrestler's Court (SNME7): 1 vote>25. David Benoit Speaks From The Boiler Room (SNME7): 1 vote
It's been a hell of a rumble this year, definitely a lot smoother than the first one. And so, with the second American Revolution complete, Let's take a quick look at the results of the contract rumble.
Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.Pg. 1:Saturday Night Rumble 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20728538Saturday Night Rumble 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20386416Hype Zone Episode 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20349049Saturday Night Metal Ep. 14: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20280137Saturday Night Rumble 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20188725Hype Zone Episode 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20154180Saturday Night Metal Ep. 13: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20111685Hype Zone Episode 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20030993Saturday Night Metal Ep. 12: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19983366Saturday Night Rumble 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19706595Hype Zone Episode 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735
>>20785961Even if you give him the extreme benefit of the doubt, he still hung out shirtless with an underage girl with a bloody nose. Dude is funny but shady as fuck and probably a pedophile
Pg. 2:Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
NEXT WEEK:Next week will be the long-delayed 15th episode of Saturday Night Metal. As you can see, we've got some pretty solid matches in store for you. The card is as follows:>Sting Vs Shawn Michaels in an anything-goes match>A 3-way tiebreaker match between Hayabusa, Rey Mysterio, and Mistico. This is part of the Iron Eagle Cup, and the winner will go to the finals against Shingo at KINOMANIA>The final chapter of Kane's trial by combat in hell. He will face two mystery opponents in a devil's barbecue match! If Kane wins, he will finally be released from hell! But if he loses, he must become the devil's loyal servant for all eternity!>Hulk Hogan and Vader will collide in a #1 contender's match, and the winner will fight for the World Heavyweight Championship at KINOMANIA!>In the main event, The Road Warriors will defend the Tag Team Championships against The Midnight Express! PLUS: >the next chapter of the LAKnighthausen saga>Wolfie suffers his 6th deadly KWAB>The complete KINOMANIA card will be revealedThis episode is mostly done so I don't expect any further delays. We hope to see you here this Saturday at 10PM Eastern Standard Time for the next exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal!
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the second annual Independence Day Rumble. Feel free to continue posting if you wish, but the show itself is now over. It's time to lay down those muskets, boys, because the revolution has been won. It has been my honor and pleasure to lead this fine army of shitposters, but now the battle is over so it's time to go back to your farms and enjoy that good old American liberty. We thank all of you for making this show a success, and you, the K-WAB Universe, deserve most of the credit for this one. So now, set off the last of them fireworks and let's go out with a bang! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us in this little circus of autism. And until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
>>20786818great show
the brothers grim are giving themselves fake awards now?
>>20786659this is some fake metoo bullshit that was spawned in the bowels of reddit. if he actually did this and got caught he would 100% have been arrested. he's not the kind of person who would receive any leniency from the system especially for something like this.
>>20786769Will the 4th member of the Horseman be revealed? I think it was mentioned in another thread?
>>20788034It has been around for longer than me too. He got away with it, as he usually does. Again, he's funny, but he is a pedophile. He also raped a few mentally ill women
>>20786659Jesus christ
>>20786659No one fucking cares dude. PVE doesn't like pedos but if they draw dimes he'll book them, simple as. Kill yourself
>>20788468fuck you faggot, sam hyde has never been proven to be a pedo at any point, and a lot of people know that reddit has been trying to cancel sam hyde for years with false allegations like this. YOU, on the other hand, were legitimately kicked out of the rumble for being a pedo and obviously you're still butthurt about it. try not being a nasty pervert and maybe people will like you better.
>>20788354allegations are not facts, and i really doubt that sam fucking hyde is well connected enough to get away with such a serious crime. this is nothing more than a reddit psyop and you shouldnt be foolish enough to fall for it.
>>20788618Do you take pictures with young girls shirtless? Are you stupid or just naive? I'm not your boogeyman faggot, just smart enough to know if this bullshit is allowed every K-WAB thread will attract more pedos
>>20786659Her name is Marky and it was consensual retard. No one cares
>>20788091Yes, I forgot to mention that detail in the "next time" post, thank you for reminding me. I was very tired when i wrote that post and was in a hurry to crash out after a long day. this saturday's episode will indeed include the reveal of the fourth horseman AND a new episode of Rock Talk. Oh, and as for this little debate about the Sam Hyde accusations...we are conducting our own independent investigation on this matter, and if we determine Mr. Hyde to be a pedo, we will indeed remove him from the roster. However, based on what we have found thus far, these accusations do not seem very credible. So far, it looks like a classic case of Reddit being Reddit and trying to cancel someone over edgy jokes but we will continue to look into this matter. I've got my best investigator Apu on the case and he will be reporting back on whatever he might find.
>>20788700lol you think no one can recognize you at this point? youre the same faggot who shows up in every k-wab thread trying desperately to turn the conversation toward pedophilia at every turn. FUCK YOU. no one wants to talk about that trash except you. your pic is fake and has no source other than reddit. if I knew your name and had one pic of you, I could easily create a collage like this about you. the shit is fake and was proven fake a long time ago.
>>20788764Don't be a cuck dude, who cares if the Candyman smashed some young box. She only regretted it years later after Sam had money. Convient.
>>20788777Lundy is just mad because Nash got raped and Sam got ripe pussy. Afraid motherfucking so
>>20788777yeah thats facts, i see that queer in every thread and he's stupid easy to recognize. glad to see this company doesnt tolerate chomos or cancel culture queers.
>>20788777Ignoring your schizo bullshit, again, do you take shirtless pictures with young girls? What does that behavior tell you?
>>20788764based PVE keeping the pedos away. we dont need that shit. let them go back to /b/ with the waifufags
>>20788897>cant respond to anything and just repeats his accusations concession accepted. now stop bringing up this nasty shit in every thread you goddamn degenerate.
>>20788920So by you're dodging, I assume you find nothing wrong with talking to underage girls shirtless that you're not related to? You know you're in the wrong which is why you're deflecting.https://ncvle.com/sam-hyde-pedophile-what-you-need-to-know/
>>20788914it would be nice if we could go one thread without lundy screaming>AAAAAAAAAAAA PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO!!!!! I SAID THE MAGIC WORD NOW LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!i love these threads and im sick of one obsessed faggot trying to ruin them. lundy, you better hope i never find you irl because you need some hard times put on you, yessuh.
>>20765791kek based joshipedos hate these threads because only they can flood and spam and fill the catalogue with trash
>>20788929im not even convinced that its a real image, stop trying to lead people into a false argument. also that "blood" looks fake as fuck, like one of those halloween city blood capsules that you put in your mouth. if sam hyde actually posted a pic where he was shirtless with a bloody underage girl he would be in jail.
>>20788934He lives at 1322 W Sparrow Dr, Chandler, AZ 85286Someone called CPS on him accusing him of being a child molester and now his kids got taken away lmfao. Seethe Lundy you faggot you don't get to see your kids anymore
>>20788947:)
>>20788764please keep the pedos and troons out forever brother pepe. let them know they cant fuck on you.
>>20788943There's multiple pictures that have been posted several times over the years on this website. You're being willfully ignorant.
>>20788982>hurr durr two people take picture together so they fuckedthis is a brainlet-tier psyop from reddit, and /pol/ already debunked this thoroughly when you tried it there.
>>20789168love Sam, but why's he taking pics with a minor?
>>20789181can you prove that this girl even exists? no bullshit, just a yes or no please.
>>20789168Do you flirt and take pictures with underage girls? Sam does.
>>20789338
>>20789344So that's a yes. Gross. You should eat a bullet pedophile.
>>20789360you arent helping your case with that comment, redditfag. youre already showing how low your standards of proof are. if you hate sam hyde so much why not challenge him to a boxing match?
>>20789525i swear, like half the internet now is just people screaming pedo accusations at each other. this is what happens when society's morals are eroded to a point where there is only one taboo left.
>>20766725still dont know who the fuck this is lol
>>20790763
>>20790944?
>>20777411is it me or does boxer sam look a little like sheamus?
>>20788764based, whos gonna be on rock talk this time?
>>20791501sheamus will never be as irish as the candyman
>>20791881
