rape
ITS OVER
>>20775760>gamethread #5we skipping numbers now?
>WWE not promoting their Texas showGet them while you can
MEGA POO
>aldis said he's in the building>he's not in the building
>champ comes out firstnot a good look for Sami
CM Junk
CHUD MOGGER PUNK
The Sami experiment is so jover
twitter trannies in tatters
RIP Sami
CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK.
He is looking SAUCED. How much TRT is that?
kino thread timing
AEW LOST
>elbow taped upSo he WAS actually injured
PLEASE GUNTHER IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CM PUNK PLEASE GUNTHER IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
Welcome back punky wunky
LOOK AT MY ASSDONT GIVE ME SASSMY WIFE JUST MADE A TASTY BASSMY SHOWER IS BRASSTHATS ONE SEXY LASSIM NOT A FAN OF PUMPING GAS
They could have at least given him a month
Well, it’s slobbering time
eat shit Sami lol
I just got home and I have not paid attention to any sort of news, was Punk already confirmed to be on today? I was not expecting the audience to chant his name
>walking like he's buff>literally the same buildkek
TRT Punk finna be gassed 2 minutes into the match
>>20775775Had to drop both of these shows. Too much race mixing cuck shit unfortunately
HOLY MOLY THE AURA IS INSANE.
If Paul is a good booker. Sami retains here, maybe even through interference.
MELTZER GET DOWN!!!!!
Pay cut status Punkbros?
Kek it's been a good run Sami
a very tamed pop
>we are all shockedDon't insult me Cole
>reddit accuses Punk of roiding>is the same size (or smaller)
I thought you all said he was on steroids now
Summerslam, Cody?
>>20775799Nobody has a brass shower.
Fuck this
it’s PHIL
CHICAGO MADE PUNK.
>>20775810If Paul is a good booker, a bunch of masked men come in and break both of Sami's legs
>>20775809Helps to go away for awhile and then comeback in your hometown lol
>>20775821It's almost like everyone looks huge when the camera is inches away from them or something.
His shoulders are bolders, he finna GASSED UP
>>20775800they couldve but who do you pair him against at Summerslam? Cody/Punks the bigger money match
BE A MAN PAUL. LET SAMI GET OVER.
Sami looks sad like he’s gonna job
>Sami takes a 50% paycut>1 week championship reign>jobs to PhilDeserved
we miss you GOAT
Wait, I thought he quit WWE?
How badly is Kevin Owens seething right now considering he still hates Punk?
>>20775809They should've gave him his entrance during Raw after mania
>Match of the year candidateSorry that place is already locked in
So Gunther gets involved?
Cody is interfering btw
When I go away for three months and come back to my job, all I get is a grilling by HR.
>>20775836Netanyahu
>>20775836There is a better way of doing this tho. I dont even like Sami.
Fuck Muslims
Sami shooting on that faggot. BASED
Sami is pissed kek
>>20775845Dave Markzer proven wrong (again)
>>20775847who actually likes punk
>the guy we haven't seen in 2 months that was constantly overused before is backwhy are people excited about this?
Punk aged way better than I thought he would 15 years ago. I thought that hairline was fucked
Only the GOAT can produce these modern day moments.
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
TRANSITIONAL CHAAAAAAAMPION
kek fuck people who can't walk
why does sami look so…YELLOWY??
IT'S OGRE SAMI. IT'S PUNKER TIME.
>CM Punk wearing the 40 year old who looks like a 17 year old guy's haircut then kissing a boywtf
>kisses a childnot beating the allegations
I hate parents that put earmuffs or AirPods in their kids ears for live shows. What a bunch of faggots.
>>20775880when muslims dont prey to mecca 5 times a day
Either sami has jaundice or while has a heart condition
Sami looks like the islamic sack of shit that he is
>30 minute classic incoming
>I miss KO signme too. I want a feud between him, Punk, Cody and Sami for the title where he attempts to kill all of them
The women in the crowd are so wet for Punk
PDS IS ALIVE AND WELL
Punk is 4-0 in title matches wearing Brett colors.
Tony fumbled?
>LOOK AT MY KNUCKLES>THEY SAY "T.R.T."
>gets "injured" so Phil has his moment in the spotlightSay Thank You Based Codester
Punk is God.
i am fighting off a punk driven meltdown right now .im an aew fan i can admit it. i..i can admit it. ahem. And i still FUCKING…ahem. fuckkng hate him. ah.
>>20775906YJG
How can sami even compete
>>20775855He was thrown out earlier
>>20775823Yeah, he hasn’t got his rematch yet.
>>20775910>im an aew fan
So, Punk obviously wins and retains at SS, right? Then what?
>>20775910take deep breaths.plus gunther will cause a DQ
>BUT WHAT ABOUT LE ALL OUT POSTER??? REEEEEEEE
This old fuck is 48 and still does a better suicide dive than all of the roster except Dragon Lee
>>20775869Me
>>20775921He retains at MITB
>Phil is already gassed
>>20775910TAKE COVER E BROS HES ABOUT TO SNAP
>>20775917>He was thrown out earlier
>>20775931Worked
SAMI SUCKS CHANTS OH YES
Insider here: Phil was refusing to move to Smackdown unless he was given the title. He also extended his time off post Mania to miss Saudi Arabia. The general consensus is that he may go back to AEW and feud with Jack Perry when his contact is up.
excellent match
>Sami Sucks chantsSuicidebomberbros its over
The crowd is booing the terrorist
>>20775910Promo needs work kid
>>20775885Channeling that same energy
>>20775954lol
>>20775944>may go back to AEWthat would be so fucking funny and would make tony look like the biggest bitch in the entire industry
GREATEST OF ALL TIME. C'MON MAN
>>20775944ive heard this too. this is a quick turn to get punk a championship run, but he’s OUT of wwe very soon after.
>>20775944He took a pay cut in order to be here tonight
Sami should shoot pin Punk
just tuned in, why is phil in the title match?
>>20775965They don't call him "Chicago Roman" for nothing
>>20775965Cody Rhodes died.
>>20775965Gooner attacked Cody
>>20775965Gunther killed Cody
Insider here. I am very constipated and I haven't pooped in a week. I'm in a lot of pain.
>>20775965Cawdy injured
>>20775944meds
>>20775959Liv sadly won't be on for the rest of the show
>>20775944You didn't hear it from me but both Perry and Punk have been talking with TNA
>>20775965gunther snapped (randomly) and killed cody rhodes at the start of raw. so the gm called punk for some reason (???) and gave him the title shot instead
>>20775963That could turn into a good storyline so they won't do it
>>20775974Have you tried pooping?
>2 commercial breaks in 10 minutesHoly shit
you would think they could go ad-free for last 20 minutes for a big fight like this
Okay, I'll give props to Chez the faggot for looking pretty damn good. He finally got a clue. Now can the Punk stan please stop calling me a "PDS aewtranny" whenever I post anything making fun of punk?
>>20775965do me a quick favor and get your head slammed in a car door and get back to me
So, Phil was just hanging out at home, eating his wife's hairy pussey and Nicky gave him a call and he just dropped it and left?
>>20775982Yes
>>20775978What if she runs in and wins?
>>20775984Cole didn't say it's a big fight feel
>>20775980>>20775981>>20775973>>20775971like he died in storyline? did they really go that far
just became a bit of a fan of CM PUNK
>>20775984i havent seen a single ad all show
I've never seen trans rights punk with traps like thatNice
>wwe just dropped a shop email with new title gear
>>20775986nice try troon keep seething about punk and biological women
>>20775988are you ok bro?
>>20775993Id take back everytime I insulted triple fumble
>Jey was scheduled to be the replacement tonight but Jey had to leave the building after he got divorce papers. Punk was put in his spot as he was already scheduled to show up on the show for a promo.
>>20776000Screenshot it
>old>on trtnigga breathing HARD
Fake tough guyFake championSelloutSex pestFake hardcoreFake straight edgeBeat like a bitch by the Big Dog at ManiaCM Cuck
>>20776003Im not Cody Rhodes so yes.
Who is the heel?
allegedly during his "I'm the locker room leader days" CM punk told Kofi to relay to the boys that he's going by Chez and they should call him as such. Was a nickname he was trying to get over. Apparently Booker T laughed in his face about it and nobody called him Chez and he was seething
>>20775997I'm in canada and even netflx cut away to the "we'll be right back". usually raw keeps goign during commercials here in canada. But tonight they are doing the smackdown commercial loop.
Meltzer status?
>>20775990That is how they portrayed it, yes. Like Aldis made a phone call during the fucking show and Punk was like sure gimme 20 minutes and I’ll be there lol
>>20776000It's just standard Punk gear.
why is punk so red and why is sami so yellowy?
>>20775965Cody fell the show must go on.
this match is pretty bad for a sami/punk title match Tbh
this isn't a very good match
Sami Zayn doesn't have the heart and putting it all on the line to be the champion. CM PUNK CM PUNK.THE BEST IN THE WORLD MAN. GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
>>20776016UHH, THE GUY WHO WANTS TO MURDER ALL NONBELIEVERS?
Boo yeah boo yeah
>>20776007Miss Parker!
>>20776019UK VPN chads win again.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>20776028So... chez? >>20776017Lmao
>mocking HoganI'm sure that wont backfire
>>20776023Shades of Adam Cole vs Buddy.
kek Punk fucking sucks
im at the arenasami just won with a rollup
>>20776023Buddy/Cole hommage
>>20775760>punk sandbagging just like Hoganwtf is his deal?
SHOOT ELBOW DROP SAMI KNOCKED OUT
BRET THE SHITMAN FART
***
punk really needs his teeth cleaned
Punk calling out the Hulkster from a generation ago. This is what AEW flipfags could never understand, sure punk is a flipper but he also understands you need put some sizzle on the 1000 move sandwich.
I'm more of an Owen Hart guy
In the arena. Owen Hart just fell out of the rafters.
Phil's yellow teeth are disgusting. He's a fucking millionaire, go to a dentist asshole
Punk's teeth are crayon yellow
>Hulkster still making Punk seethe from the grave
SAMI FINNA TAP. PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK
Bros if Punk wins I'm gonna sell out and buy his shirt.
good matchI really hate Sami but he's always solid in the ring
>>20776048Lasering my teeth is the most painful thing I've ever experienced in life I don't blame him.
>>20776051
>>20776049took too many of aj's yellowy loads
>>20776043They've been corn yellow for decades at this point
Why did you skip a gamethread?
>>20776043>>20776048He was just hanging out at home and didn't have time to whiten.
Sami with the cleanest GTS since Punk's rturn
It's impressive there hasn't been a single GTS or Helluvah at this point with the finisher spam nowadays
>>20776061why do you care?
>Sami does a better GTS than Punkkek
>>20776065they just hit the spam phase
>>20776065Aged poorly
Fucking hate the thots in the crowd cheering for punk hope they get raped
WWE WON
>finisher spamYawn
The blue thunder bomb sucks, that move never works
El Prez and Mike Stoklasa both in the audience
>>20776066Nta but, skipping thread numbers is aew behavior. Stop it.
have you guys signed up for WWE Club yet? why aren't you supporting it? You asked for it. Sign up now
>>20776066it's kinda pathetic. AEWtists do it as a long running gag. You're doing it because we've struggled to fill 2 WWE gamethreads the past 2 weeks.
This crowd is NUTS
Fucking Super Punk right on his return kek
SUPER CHEZ
PUNK WITH THE FIGHTING SPIRIT
MMMMMMMmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmm that's pure
>>20776079aew doesn't even get two threads
how did sami kill all his crowd appeal?
>>20776085He's Chezing up brother
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW
Reminder that Tony Khan chose Jungle Boy and the Young Bucks over being able to sell out this city.
SAMI "ONE WEEK REIGN" ZAYNE
Absolute burial
Haloova kick is the stupidest name for a finishing move
BULLSHITFUCK THIS
KWAB
Lololololololilololool
BASEDCM PUNK GODS WW@
YES PUNK BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!
WE DID IT PUNKGODS
HAHAHAHA
KWAB SAMIH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he clearly hit Punk with the helluvah kick kek
What did Sami actually do for him to be humiliated like this
>>20776096Terroristfag BTFO
At least Sami had the title...
why? lol nothing in WWE fucking matters. literally just about le moments. fuck triple bypass. fuck TKO.
>CM Hogan
>one (1) finisherlmao
TONY KWAB BTFOHOGWHEELS BTFODAVE KIKELTZER BTFO
Now I really hope the bean sluts in the crowd get rapedFfs
>>20776077>>20776079who cares what the number is? Jesus Christ go outside
G O A T
HAHAHA WHAT A JOKEI could feel for Sami but the booking of these Saudi fucking events is a blight Fuck him
>Street Prophets lose their titles in a week>Sami loses his title in a week
THE FIX IS IN LITTLE SAMI. BIG LEAGUED. CM Punk learned how to politic.
WERE BACK BOYS FEELS GOOD.
>>20776098Anon, it's helluva kick. Hell of a kick
>summer of punkoh it's this schtick again for the 900th time
>>20776116He hit him with two
TRANSITIONAL CHAAAAAAMPION
>0 successful title defenses Worst champion ever
>two Muslim champions are both transitional champs
KWAB OF THE YEAR
I thought they were going to actually let Sami hold it until KO came back lol
LOL
At least it was longer than Rey's
I hate both of these faggots so that match meant nothing to me Seth, Punk, and Sami all need to fuck off and go to gayew. My top 3 most hated
>>20776110ruin wrestlemaniapolitics
>>20776110he took the 50% cut like a mark
>>20776117mind raped by aew
Oh dear God, ya see, my name's CM Punk, and I just won the WWE title, but there's one problem, everybody still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
>1Acknowledge
>>20776134Smackdown ratings are really bad. This was a break the glass moment
>>20776119Why did you do it is the question, though.
That corner spot was so sloppy. Sami clearly hit Punk with his helluva kick.
>>20776134Kevin is never coming back LMAO
>0 defensessad.
Part time champ like Roman lmao
Why not just have given Punk the match from the beginning instead of doing a kayfabe injury angle on Cody?
>I'll be home in 20 minutes babePhil is going to fuck AJ with the belt on tonight
What a shitty reign Sami had
>>20776136I was hoping for a Brock squashing Kofi type squash after Sami won but this is good too kek
Sami Heel turn?
Let this be a lesson who take the 50% pay cut. You will get treated like trash
>>20776131Who is the other muslim?
I'd like to point out that tonight's show is not a sell out.
CHICAGOCHICAGOCHICAGO
>>20776145I am not OP. Go outside
>>20776156He had fun, though.
not fair to sami
I hated that they gave the title to Sami, but feeding him to Punk made it all worthwhile.
At least Sami ended up with a better run than DiBiase, Inoki, Vince, Kane, Rey, and Andre
Forced moment
Why does Phil need security around his fellow Chicagoans?
STOP cheering for CM ISRAELSAMIBROS we will get it back at summerslam inshallah
I was pleasantly sports entertained
>>20776165Sheik
the Sami crashout on Friday is gonna be great
Those Chicago thugs nearly blew my eardrums out with how loud they were
CM ISRAELFUCK YOU CM ISRAEL
Is it fair to say Punk is a nostalgia act. All his work is just call backs to the 2010s
>>20776177>InokiAnother great muslim held down by WWE
Good show. It's nice when something actually happens on these things.
>>20776121He’ll get sucked off again at Saudimania, don’t worry
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Phil finally got everything he ever wanted, and all he had to do was bend the knee and lick boot like everybody else.Only now he gets to be a shitty veteran holding his deserving loyal peers down too. Enjoy that pay cut Sami. At least you'll get to be on the Summerslam pre-show.
FUCK CM ISRAEL
Really good RAWEven the womeme's shit didnt feel like it dragged on
KO is never coming back, confirmed
>>20776202u mad. can never take the grand slam away from sami. he's hof bound.
>>20776202Enjoy Wembly when it's 2/3 empty ya faggot.
>>20776202>and all he had to do was bend the knee and lick boot like everybody else.Nope. All he had to do was the thing that every other guy who was taking his spots and moments away from him was doing. Fuck off from WWE long enough that they miss you and become a part timer. That's what he did and that's all he had to do
>>20776182He ain't getting that title back. Even as much of a fumbler HHH is, he's not as retarded as Vince on how shit looks to the fans and the meta commentary. Sami got buried hard as shit tonight. He's dead as a main event attraction unless they have some god like angle or promo on friday,
>>20776207The only real stinker was Seth went on way too long with his sob story but thank God LA was there to bury him
>>20776207Needed more IYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, though.
>>20776181It’s for them, not him.
>>20776210Well yeah, he got neck fusion surgery. He's done.
>>20776225Yum
>>20776203
Proof that Sami took a pay cut?
>>20776264it was reported by meltzerso of course it was made up
>>20776241imagine posting this in a serious way
Shit show. Seems like they gave us what we wanted the last couple weeks and they just took it all back tonight.
>>20776291>NOOO SAMI WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?also>NOOO SAMI LOST THE CHAMPIONSHIP WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?
>>20776305It literally is just nonstop complaining no matter what happens. They hate everything that happens on the show but they will never ever stop watching.
>>20776319Nah. I thought last weekend was the 2 best PLEs of the year with NXT GAB and NOC. Then back to shit tonight.
>>20776214Don't type like a child if you want to be taken seriously.>>20776215Don't think like a child if you want to be taken seriously. >>20776219Good point.
>>20776215It's already 2/3 full retard. We all know pigs can't count LMAO.>>20776319Yea pigs are fucking dumb as fuck
>>20776241Sup boomer
