What's the story?
>>20776371Phil Brooks is an egomaniac and Paul can't book
>>20776371what's the story behind those bags?
>>20776371DUDE CHICAGO LMAO
>>20776383fpbp + /thread
>>20776371Watch Raw. It was clearly explaining throughout the entire show. I get you're bubbling because he isn't going back to AEW but all these gotchas you're trying to throw out ain't sticking. The entire episode of Raw was based around this match and every step of how it came to be
THE STORY: JUST GOTTA LOVE THE PUNKSTER, YA JUST GOTTA
>>20776407>Can't stop thinking about AEWSeriously roll your wheelchair into the middle of a busy road and stay there until you get hit by a semi truck
>>20776407they never explain why Punk got the title shot, despite Cody and Uso having a number one contenders match and Oba winning a title shot via KOTR
>>20776407>Watch Raw.is that a threat?
>>20776371I thought he was supposed to be jacked now. What happened to the roids
>>20776407Punk rolled outta bed and walked into a title shot because...?
>>20776371Just enjoy the ride. Have fun.
>>20776433Because Nick Aldis made the call to bring him in after Pearce was scrambling for a replacement opponent because Cody wasn't deemed fit to compete because he was attacked and taken out at the start of the night by Gunther. Hope this helps
>>20776407Absolutely no one wants him back in AEW
>>20776449Cope. AEWtists were just jizzing themselves over the All Out Chicago graphic earlier today
>>20776447Did they explain why he picked Punk for that position when Oba has a title shot and Jey was the runner up to both the KOTR and the number one contenders match against Cody?
>>20776461Your back hurtin from hauling those goalposts all the way across the field?You asked why Punk was there. I told you why. Blow me
>>20776383/thread
>>20776470I asked why Punk got a title shot
>>20776430if you have base muscle mass you can load them up and make them look swollen after a workoutit's a total scam
>>20776477And I told you why >>20776447
>>20776371Are you not enjoying the show?
>>20776407>Watch RAW >Get an hour and a half of ads instead No thanks
the meltdown over this is going to keep me entertained for days lmao
>>20776371It gets Punk off Raw and onto Smackdown without randomly ignoring the brand split. It's a decent workaround given that WWE always plays fast and loose with the brand split in the first place.
>>20776480That's why Cody couldn't challenge for the title. No explanation for why Punk was called to fill that spot. especially whilst Oba has a title shot he isn't claiming at Summerslam for some reason.
>>20776493But what did Cody have for breakfast anon? The show tonight never addressed what Cody had for breakfast
>>20776489That guy stole Logan Paul's move? WTF?!?
>>20776489The only people melting down are the sickos who thought Punk was going back to AEW though
>>20776447Dogshit booking. Punk only had a shot because its in Chicago.
>>20776511>We need a quick replacement for our world title main event match>Who can we bring in that would be a credible challenger?>Oh hey the guy whose hometown we're inNo fucking shit it only happened to be him because they were in Chicago you moron
>>20776523this angle would be way better if cody was champ and punk came out to cut a promo on him
>>20776461Jey Uso wasn't even there tonight. Oba forewent his title shot because he's focused on Brock right now. He hasn't handled Brock yet. Why would they present him with another title shot when nothing's changed? Also how do you know neither of them were asked?
>>20776523This could have easily been Oba and it would have made more sense, since he already has momentum. Cody/Punk didn't need a belt anyway, there were better ways to get to that match than this forced one.
>>20776455Begging you to go outside
>>20776371>Ughhh Phil is ughhh, going back to ughhh, AE, ughhhh
>>20776492I dont even know why the fuck the brand split is still a thing.It was only ever a decent idea when they had a shitload of people who can draw with a gigantic roster. Now they have maybe a handful of people who sort of can I guess?
>>20776574no one said thiswe joked about it because it would be funny and that's about it
>>20776579Dave Markzer literally said Punk isn't with WWE anymore
>>20776407You didn't answer the question. What's the story? Why did he get a title shot? Cody and Jey at least had a number one contender match. Oba won King of the Ring and for some reason gave up his title match. When you clearly realize this is shit booking do you immediately fall back to mentioning AEW to avoid admitting this was shit and made no sense?
>>20776431I bet you smell
>>20776590no he didnt what retarded circle of hell of e-tards are you even on to have heard this?
>>20776407I watched RAW. 0 explanation he just appeared at the end to replace Cody and bury sami. Hogan Punk at it again
>>20776594The story is that Punk is WWE's biggest draw so they put the belt back on him. Simple as.
>>20776447Why did Gunther attack Cody so Brutally?
>>20776557>This could have easily been Oba and it would have made more senseNo it wouldn't have because Oba specifically wants Brock at Summerslam and their HIAC match is already set. Putting the belt on Oba here would just take two possible big Summerslam matches and consolidate them into one. You're saying Cody and Punk doesn't need the belt? Oba and Brock in HIAC does NOT need a belt
The story is Phil finally got a clue.
>>20776371there is nonenothing in WWE makes sense it's not supposed to make sense it's just supposed to generate 5-10 second clips that can be spammed on to the Internet with their product placement/ads in the background it's a show for children and retards
>"Lolol what's the story?">Someone explains the story>"NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!"Every time
>>20776769Lmfao you are SEETHING
>>20776763>Oba and Brock in HIAC does NOT need a beltWhy have him win the fucking KOTR then? The title is supposed to be the most important thing, at least Phill knows this and why he only agreed to come back for a title shot against Sami. Brock shit should have been wrapped up anyway.
>>20776769You're in a wheelchair.
>>20776756FAGGOT
>>20776371Enjoy the show. It doesn't have to make sense anymore.
>>20776769>nothing in AEW makes sense>it's not supposed to make sense>it's just supposed to generate Meltzer stars>it's a show for child predators, retards, and one specific jewish man who pretends to be an authority on pro wrestling but actually knows literally nothing about itftfy
The storyline revolves around pauletty being a fucking fraud booker
>>20776863upset ya, huh? guess it must have been true.
Just imagine a thread on here where the singular fat rEtard doesn't start sperging out about AEW out of nowhere
>>20776866Yes, it's true that AEW makes no sense and is for child predators, retards, and one singular jewish man.
>>20776873Just imagine a world where you aren't a retarded seething AEWtist. Such a world doesn't exist however, I'm afraid.
>>20776878>>20776883seething on cooldown lmao
>>20776863This is going to cause him to cry enough tears to fill both of his Jcups
>>20776371The story is Sami Faggot is a punk bitch, and smarks get what they deserve once again. Nothing.>ughhh he's been with the company for x amount of years for a paycheck so he should get the strap!Should we also give the janitor who's been there for years a bigger paycheck than the CEO? Fuck off.
>>20776908yeah good point they should make the show bad on purpose to get back at the "smarks"
>>20776918The show is good, though. Punk is a legend, the strap should be for him, and for other legends. Mid-carders should stick to opening shows.
>>20776918When smarks think a show is bad it's actually good and vice versa. WWE should intentionally try to make smarks hate every show. That's how you draw dimes.
>>20776371they put the belt on samy zayne only because it was in saudi arabia so now they put it back on an actual draw. this will lead to cm vs cody at the wrestlemania
>>20776371BUT WHAT'S THE STORY????
>>20776934yep i only judge shows based off what imaginary other people think it's the best way to do it
>>20776371morning glory
>>20776945You judge shows purely based on contrarianism so if it's bad you claim it's good, and if it's good you claim it's bad.
>>20776945No one seriously thinks people like Cesaro and Sami Zayn are championship material. There's people similar to them like Gunther and Oba Fami that are pushed way too high.
>Is deathbed WCW except unkillable in you're path
>>20776973But enough about AEW.
>>20776371BECAUSE I'M FROM CHICAGO!!
>>20776371Based Jew and greatest ally (Chicago's symbol is the Star of David) triumphs over a weak terrorist
>>20776922'E drones are subhuman and should be culled like pests
>>20777091You cheer for Assplay doing gymnastic routines.
>>20777091Smarks will forever be losers, lol. You will never have anyone take an indie midget as a serious champ. You will never have anyone take AEW as a serious company. Sorry, you lost.
>>20776975We are talking about WWE. Why ya cryin?
>>20777091You're a subhuman.
>>20776371Gotta hot shot for that summerslam interest.
>>20776437Will do, Paul. Thanks for the entertainment.
>>20776371What's the point?
Punk won the belt?
>>20776383fraid so
Only way this makes any sense is that they really are going to strap rocket on Obas back. There is 0 reason otherwise. I can understand that Punk v Oba will sound better on paper then Sami v Oba and that’s the only way this makes any sense at all. Shame Oba is a shitter who should be kept away from mic
>>20776769nailed it
>>20777091my mom is saying this
>>20776371Gain cluesHit weights
>Amerigoys seething because they got raped>PDS marks seething because they got rapedVery nice
>>20776371I don't know, you tell me.
>>20776371>took a shower>hit the weights >got a clueYou fucking tell me pal
>>20776371>drops the AEW Real World Championship to Roman Reigns at WrestleMania in BBD's ever first 5 star match, finally making him look really strong.>took big Kev's advice from 15 years ago and finally hit the weights and got a clue>takes the WWE title off of the worst champion of all time (some anon here really thought that Zayn was going to be champion through Mania LMAO)>is going to do an AEW Alumni vs. AEW Alumni match at SummerSlam Gotta love the Chezster, ya just gotta!
>>20776371ya gotta be old if you wanna hold the gold
>>20776371Kek what a skinny fat bitch
>>20776371I thought he was going back to AEW? What happened there?
>>20777644Plans changed
>>20776371i thought his horse was sick
>>20776407>Watch Raw.lmao no thanks I'd rather shoot myself
>>20776371CM CHUDCM CHUDCM CHUDKWAB SAMMI
He's the best in the world.
>>20776407>watch Rawlol no
>>20776371Punks wanted the Brock Lesnar Schedule since 2013. He's got that now and now got to do the Brock vs Kofi match for himself.
I like Sami nowhttps://x.com/WrestleOps/status/2074554736666169705
>>20779237Brock's schedule minus the drawing ability. Dude hasn't been seen since Mania and can't crack a million views in 16 fucking hours, and this was supposed to be their "big surprise" Couldn't sell Mania, but somehow WWE thinks he can sell SummerSlam. What a joke this clown is
>>20776407>AEW out of nowhereR E N T F R E E
>>20779309Brock is an anti draw, his existence put me to sleep. They should give him Punk's finisher.
>>20776455You're pathetic
>>20776523So "the story" is just HOTSHOT?Bravo Gaytch
>>20776769kek it do be like this
>>20776863>AEW out of nowhereRENTFREEhahahahaha
>>20776371Justice and karmic revenge served to Sami who wins in his convenient home countries of Canada and Saudis. You get to win for cheap pops you get to lose for them too
>>20776371>What's the story?>Punk lost his title to Roman after assuring he wouldn't>admits during feud he is getting old and his time is limited>After losing and cutting a promo saying he will get back to the title scene Cody comes out and congratulates him saying he fought hard>Punk tells Cody that he isn't sad losing and that he is always ready to snatch up an opportunity. Whenever that might happen. >Heavily implies he is aiming for Cody>Gunther and Cody get into a feud over the title>Sami, who feels disrespected, feels he should be in the main event scene. Takes comments by Cody as further disrespect.>Sami ends up being involved in the main event scene, with the implication that whoever wins between Gunther and Cody should face him.>After some hijinks involving Sami as a ref between Gunther & Cody, Sami ends up winning the title>Sami goes to RAW to face Cody over the title (this seems very dumb since this is Smackdown's belt but it has an explanation sort of)>Gunther attacks Cody knocking him from title match>Interestingly Gunther DOESNT attack Sami>Sami gets a "mystery" opponent in Chicago instead via Pierce. Pierce is making a match on RAW for the Samckdown title....>It's Punk. Suprise!>Punk winsBut here is the thing>For weeks Heyman has been distancing himself from the Vision. Especially after they let him get attacked. He even seemed ready to get rid of Theory>Paul is a major presence. Without the Vision he needs to be with someone. But Brock wrestles 3 times a year. So who if not the Vision?>WELL. Paul asked Gunther for a favor in regards to Seth, which Gunther said he would collect on one day.>Punk asked Paul for a favor, on which Paul said he would collect on one day. >Heyman has shown he has sway & something over Pierce for months now, especially when he was position Seth & The Vision for title matches. >Gunther attacked Cody, but not Sami allowing Punk to win the title.>Pierce made the match even though he isn't Smackdown's GM
>>20776447Why would the SD general manager conscript a RAW wrestler to wrestle for the SD main title?Nvm I asked, I gave up on this stupid industry a long time ago.
>>20779512the lore of the favor...
>>20779444And yet I'm not the one who thought CM Punk was going back to AEW
>>20776383Literally everyone is saying this!
>>20779512Is this really how WWE storytelling works now? A couple of guys saying, "I'll owe you one pal" and the fans using that to fill in the gaps on the shows?
