nothing wrong with it but it's so weird seeing this happen lmfaooo
Paul made him into a man.
>>20777785nigga looks like Robin Williams
>>20777785It's 2026, men touch other man's nipples on the regular
Paul Levesque stormed into the ring, his suit immaculate, his jaw clenched with purpose."CM Punk!" he bellowed. "I have a simple demand. I want to touch your nipple."The crowd erupted in confused laughter.Punk raised an eyebrow from across the ring. "That's... specific. But here's my offer: You arrange a predetermined match between me and Butthole Sami Zayn for the WWE Championship. I win, the nipple is yours."Paul nodded slowly. "Butthole Sami Zayn?""That's what I call him," Punk shrugged. "Just roll with it."Three weeks later, the match was set. Sami Zayn—who was NOT happy about his new nickname—entered the ring looking furious. The match was predetermined. Sami took a dive off the top rope that looked absolutely ridiculous. Punk covered him. One, two, three.The crowd cheered. Paul's eyes gleamed with anticipation.He walked to the ring, unbuttoning Punk's shirt with ceremony. His hand rose slowly, trembling with decades of pent-up nipple-touching desire—**KEVIN NASH ERUPTS THROUGH THE BARRIER.**"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Big Sexy roared. "YOU DON'T GET TO TOUCH THAT NIPPLE!"He clotheslined Paul directly into the announcer's table.He kicked Punk in the ribs. "THAT'S FOR CALLING SAMI A BUTTHOLE!"He grabbed Sami Zayn by the throat and threw him out of the ring. "AND THAT'S FOR ACTUALLY BEING ONE!"He then looked directly at the camera and pointed at his own nipple."THIS NIPPLE BELONGS TO BIG SEXY NOW!" He ripped his shirt off, flexed, tripped over the ropes leaving.Paul lay motionless.The nipple remained untouched.
>>20777789Fucking a man
