[Worrying news] After winning the title by burying a midcarder last night, CM Punk, fucker of women, destroyer of geeks, was found still living RENT FREE inside the head of six anti-draws. The news activated some alarms considering some of these individuals haven't asked for any form of compensation for housing the Second City Saint for at least 5 years already. This worrisome situation has led people to wonder if this group of wrestlers is planning on letting Punk remain accommodated in their skull residence without him paying a single penny for the rest of their lives, instead of searching for new more productive ways, to fill the void inside.As the self-proclaimed Best In The World prepares to start a new main event run that has high chances of making it to SummerSlam, this group of wrestlers will soon have to start their own personal quest for a spot in the midcard, ways to heal career-ending injuries, and in some cases, new employment.
>>20779718Who needs to make up fake twitter posts when AEW world champion MJF shoot seethed about the result of a WWE title match on instagram?
If Perry isn't part of the work then he himself is a worked bitch.
>>20779718Clearly a work. but jungle Jack still hasn't gotten a clue
>>20779753>>20779763He didn't actually post that. That's not even his username
>>20779718It's hilarious how Jack Perry's is the most retarded, considering Punk has worked pretty much nothing but a full time schedule since his return.Anyway, the rest are a work. Anyone who thinks they're shooting are retards. It's to get heat on him for Cody.And as always /peedub/ is gay and will probably spam shit like this endlessly.
>>20779718>completely made up tweetsWhat type of schizophrenia causes this?
>>20779789they're not even real tweets, e-tard
>>20779793So they're extra gay, and this board will still pretend like there's issues.
>>20779728mjf clearly saw my quality meme here on 4chan
>>20779718Punk is a full time guy, though?He had a short break like lots of people do then he returned to TV, this work doesn't even make sense.
>>20779718>literally all fake tweets. Every single one. >picture gets hundreds of comments, hundred of retweets, half a million viewspeople are retarded
>>20779718>Becky Cringe crying like her cucked husbandStill worse than Phil, Becky Hogan
>>20779718so basically on twitter, you just need to create misinformation to get over. Interesting
>>20779718>>20779753>>20779763>>20779789>>20780077>>20779718Literally every single one of those "Tweets" is fake. You fat braindead retards. You are the dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers alive.
>>20779718You are one gullible retard, OP.lmfao
>>20779718>Ratings already showing signs of going down as well as attendance.>Last event before Mania is sold out based off your name and taking place in Chicago.>Conveniently leave and the predictable happens.>Ratings crash>Give the belt to Sami like three years after they should've >It's just seen as a "here nigga, damn" reign>Come back and win it in your hometown and instantly everyone cares againHe's the GOAT. Hogan WCW playbook shit right there. He truly is a money and miles guy and dumbasses on the internet (those tweets are fake) can't handle that Phil is that guy.
>>20779718If these were real tweets, the ones from the WWE employees would be part of a work. This dude >>20779728 has literally been advertising for WWE the last week as the biggest show of the year for his promotion is approaching lol.
>>20779718These tweets are all a work
>>20780121Wrestling is fake, bro.
This is leading to a Punk turn. He has walked back on his principles and ideals many times, now his final principle of being straight edge is broken due to roids.
work or shoot?
>>20779718God damn you're a fuckin retard OP
>>20779718Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
>>20781034He really is.
