Mum found the wank sock again lads
>>20783907my mum found them once even though i thought i hid them well and replaced them with a religious tract it's an event i try not to think about
>>20783907My mom found mine but I don't think she even realized what they were.
>>20783907Bruv, you're 32. Just own up or move out, bruv
>>20783907>Mum found the BBC folder
5 more years and we get the first gooner gimmick wrestler on TV
>>20783955book his debut and first angle/feud
>mum found the sharted knickers hidey-hole
>the
My mom once found a diary full of erotic entries of me lusting after my sister and cousins, bruv
>>20784336damn how old were you, i don't think it's that uncommon at a certain age, maybe 8-10.did it change how she saw you after that?
>>20784083Before his debut there will be backstage vignettes where people find empty tissue boxes and dirty rags, socks and tissues but nobody knows where they come from.Fast forward to the final backstage segement and the current WWE champion slips on one of the cum tissues and breaks his neck the day before he was supposed to defend the title but not without catching a glimpse of the notorious gooner sprinting away towards janitor's closet trying to hide. With nowhere left to turn it's up to the Right to Censor 2.0 to bring the gooner to justice in a shoot fight from the closet into the ring where he will be strapped into pic related beaten by half of the stable while the rest makes sarcastic comments about how beating your meat will get you beaten up.
>>20783907not again like come the fuck on
>>20784371I was 12, my sister was 15 and older cousin was 17 bruv. Yeah she didn't take it well.
this happened to me too and it was my birthday. mommy had bought me some wrestler figurines and wwe merchandise but she got really angry, broke them and threw them away. i tried to stop her but she wrestled me down. now i have to buy my own socks but it doesnt matter that much because it's her money anyway. it was a terrible 35th birthday
>>20787485>jobbing out to your mom
>>20787488she and daddy used to wrestle a lot so she is very strong
>that friend who talked about porn with his dad>had a mountain of cum tissues on his bedside table that he named 'Mount [name]'
>>20783946Sup AEWtranny
i haven't cum since mid-December 2025. Matches for this feel?
>>20783907I just cum straight into the underwear I'm wearing.
>>20788092Idk, but I'm right there with you. Just kinda done with porn, bikini pics are cool though. I think I jerk it maybe 6 times a year now. No biggie. It still works.
>>20783907>mum>wank>ladsYou Brits sure love pro wrestling huh?
>>20783955You want to see Vince McMahon 2.0, anon?
