>>20786144This is the bout
>>20786144This is going to be the funniest, shittiest match ever. Can't wait for this completely heatless babyface vs babyface ""good match"" banger. Can't wait for the 42 false finishes. Can't wait for the One Winged Angel to get kicked out of at zero. Can't wait to see these two take a big ol dump all over pro wrestling while they masturbate in the ring together. Can't wait for Dave to give it 23 out of 5 stars. If you thought Billy and Swerve was a joke just you wait
>>20786176not enough samoan lore for ya?
>>20786176Thanks for watching
ITS ALL OVER MY SCREEN FUCK
>>20786176You thought Sami vs Phil was good, didn't you?
>>20786176Keep watching crybaby Phil shit it up in Saudi Arabia and Israel. It better suits your mental capacity
I can feel Cornette vibratin' from here.
>>20786176do epstein fed watchers REALLY?
>>20786144Sucks Kenny is only carrying the belt for a few months
Why didn't mjf come out
>>20786144I don’t know who is worse, trips or Tony. Grim. Dave will love it though
>>20786238Because Tony thought the battle of Dave's boyfriends would sell more tickets.
>>20786272Dynamite and chill with your girlfriend tonight, droney?
>>20786283smoked'um
>>20786173>best bout between machines
>>20786144Didn’t we already watch this at some forbidden door? It was like 90 minutes long, had 30 false finishes that included a screwdriver to the head, Omega kicked out of one of Assplay’s finishers at 1 to get pinned by the same finisher five minutes later. Literally zero psychology, just trash for Meltzer to goon to.
>>20786144>Dronies bragging about their 5.75 match highest rated match ever>Tonester about to blow it the fuck out of the waterDon't mess with the BTD
>>20786320>psychologystop using words you don't understand
>>20786144The two most overrated most overhyped wrestlers of all time, all because some old gay Jew jerks off to them
>>20786144this could be the first 8 star match
>>20786358>people could have an opinion about this matchYeah no shit dumbfuck. That's how it works. Star ratings however aren't real
>>20786369why did that make you seethe kek
>>20786373you got me, star ratings are very real to me and I know no one would ever say this about WWE
>>20786373Because it's a genuinely retarded statement. An "8 star match" isn't real. Any person in the world could have rated a match 8 stars before. I could do it right now. So could you. Go ahead. Do it. No one can stop you
>>20786373>>20786384
>>20786334Explain how it makes sense that Omega hulks up and becomes bullet proof but then gets pinned by a normal finisher. At least when the Hulkster or Warrior no-sold they committed to the bit.
>>20786176This but unironically.
>>20786201Kek, this
>>20786396>Omega hulks up and becomes bullet proof but then gets pinned by a normal finisher.Easy, that didn't happen and you are mentally ill and hallucinating.
>>20786358>would is spelled with a w
>>20786176Found the one coconut theatre enjoyer.
Mjf gone
Tony better not make it a fucking triple threat
>>20786544>coin drops
>>20786176The fact that you aren't wrong makes everyone calling you out that much funnier
>>20786176imagine being out of breath for a 5.75 warmup when the 8-star of promise is nigh
>>20786544very WWE-brained and what Wreddit thinks will happen so doubt
So what was the point of that 10 man cage match again?
>>20786618it got Briscoe a title shot
>>20786676So you’re saying it was pointless
>>20786685Sorry you though you had something there, but no. Triple down if you like. You're boring
>>20786701yeah it was pointless
>>20786144Yeah the dimeless match between a sawdusted 40 year old with diverticulitis and Willy the anti-draw who can't wrestle.
>>20786176it's really up to the fans and their chanting to prop up this match
>>20786144Dimeless
>>20786864Kek. It's going to be the miserably muggy end of August. Open roof stadium. The main event will likely go on 15 matches and 6 hours deep. This is an added layer of hilarity I hadn't even considered yet
>>20786176kek based this got the aew pigs SQUEALIN
>>20786144Absolutely pathetic that it took Tony this long to make Omega a two time champion, and it’s all just to drop it to Ospreay in a few weeks
>>20786176BasedThe match these two had at WK was goodPeople forget the FD door match was garbage
>>20786144They won't top their New Japan match so I really don't care
When the ticket sales move (which they inevitably would anyway, especially with the heavily reduced prices) are people really going to pretend it's because of this match?
>>20786176promo's good
>>20787158why are you so angry?
>>20787176It was just a question, Dave
>>20786144*******
>>20786320Yes, the actual good iteration of this match took place at WKThe FD one was utter garbage moveslop because that's all aew can do
dronies seething already huh
>>20786176Kek your irrefutable trvth nvke really got the singular AEW fan seething and samefagging
they set this story up 4 months ago.
>>20787296Slice it
>>20786144>Predator vs Predator
>>20786176that part
>>20786144>hot shot from page to joe with no build>hot shot from joe to mjf with no build>hot shot from mjf to darbin with no build>hot shot from darby to mjf with no build>hot shot from mjf to omega with no build>hot shot from omega to ospreay with no buildwhy am I suppose to care about this title?
>>20786144This should have happened last year. Kenny is old and slow now, and Ospreay has given into his worst tendencies more and more
When the book "The Death of aew" is written, this will be the final chapter
>>20786176Not enough coconut island theater for you?
>>20786176Holy based
>>20786176The funniest part about everyone who's seething over this is that it's all going to be true to some extent or another
>>20786144
>>20790170what is with edrones and sexual / fecal analogies?
>>20790170he really should find out
>>20790255KEK based Truth
>>20786176Damn this post got ALL the trannies big mad
>>20790205what's with you and being a megafaggot crybaby whenever someone makes a funny post you didn't think of first?
>>20786176Well, I can't argue with you on any of this.
>>20786176
Who does MJF feud with then? Please say Jack Perry.
>>20786176Is that so?
This match is the kind that you will pay to see. Story, history and good in ring. I usually stream, but I'm gonna pay to make sure I can see the whole thing.
>>20790749Kofi Kingston
>>20786176This post made gAyEWtrannies cope and seethe.
>>207861447 stars ez
>>20791893Post your weight and last time you had sex
>>20786176everything you say is correct sir. the outcome is also 100% obvious from the start as well. there is zero suspense in who is going to win this match
>>20793428Entirely valid point as well. It's not even like they can try and pull a fast one on you and give you a surprise Kenny win. It's Wembley. They're in the UK. They've been building to this moment for Ospreay for years. If they in fact don't pull the trigger there then they'll only ultimately be playing themselves
>>20786176this got them bubblin
>>20786144>Le rematch>Le remilk>Le reheated>Le regurgitated>Le references>Le zero build hotshot>Le All In>Le LONDONThe sloppiest sloppa that ever slopped.YOU. ARE. CURSED!
>>20786144ez dub
>>20787300AEW chuds will unironically call this good storytelling
>>20796040>B-b-b-but this goes back to NJPW when they did the same thing there
>>20787300>4 months ago.Four whole months?!
>>20786144The build will be crazy
>>20786176>This is going to be the funniest, shittiest match ever. Can't wait for this completely heatless babyface vs babyface ""good match"" banger.enough about Cody v Phil
