>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwJbR5EbaM4 [Embed]>CM Punk returns to SmackDown as the new Undisputed WWE Champion>Trick Williams to battle Carmelo Hayes in a non-title match>Finn Bálor goes head-to-head with Tama Tonga>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRhvYdhOgTM [Embed]>CM Punk's "This Fire Burns" Titantronhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkY85K3aAow [Embed]
Roman vs Royce
>>20794805Did he say hes going in his ass
WWE WON.AEW LOST.
lmao this is awkward. the crowd doesn't give a shit about Royce or Fatu
Muscle v Fat
>>20794811God, the crowd is completely dead
Royce Keys more like I sneeze
Dude. Jacob fucking sucks ass on the mic. He's always so needlessly quiet and has no fucking energy
Crowd wants Buddy.
Aldis vs Gunther
>the literal fucking black man is the one who sounds most like a normal personWhat the fuck is this kek
MY FAMILY IS DEEEAAAD
In for cathy
hes going to cry again
Royce is forever midcard.
>>20794814What's AEW?
This gimmick sucks, bro.
>>20794828Keys sounds more educated than any of the Samoans
Royce shooting
Damn... no family, no hugs :/
Jesus Christ, what did Cornette ever see in this guy?
lmao wtf is this shit why is wwe just people talking to each other on microphones in the ring? what happened to creative segments to advance storylines. WWE is the definition of telling instead of showing.
Freefatu!! Slavery bad
Jacob quit the bloodline i guess
kek Royce better kick his ass
SmackDown needs more joshi.
The arch on Fatu's nose is insane
>>20794831She looks like a librarian who's exceptionally freaked out
Lmao why do you cunts still watch this shit
This Bloodline shit needs to end yesterday
>>20794843H cannot visualize an apple in his head
I wrote two reviews for albums soI hope they don’t get rejected.
>>20794837He's starting to grow on meI like blacks who actually try to break out of the negro stereotype
So are we about to get a based heel Cody?
Crowd goes mild and uso injured kek
>>20794848yup
>>20794843You can tell women write the show. There is no actual fights just people arguing on the mic for 20 minutes
>>20794852It brings some level of comfort in this terrible ugly world
>>20794852Why are you concerned with how other people spend their time? Got nothing else going on in your life on a Friday night?
>>20794848you've got like 5 threads worth of joshi nonsense, cut it out
>>20794848I agree
Did they tease wepa vs the usos
a decent promo i guess, did a good job of setting up the match
>>20794865There’s 13 actually.
Which joshi promotion should I watch?
Remember when WWF did promos in caves and barber shops and rivers? Now everything is just "backstage"
>>20794874tjpw
>>20794818Eh. True. But they’ll never care if you don’t start building something at some point. Random midsummer OKC Friday Smackdown in July is as good a time as any to start trying to tell a story.
1st for michin is cute and irl ticklish
>>20794875yeah man the dungeon of doom was so good
>Flopana
please watch my flop
>>20794874All of them
>>20794865You can kiss my piss, gay boy. I'll post what and where I like.
Gunther gonna choke out Aldis at the end of the show?
>>20794878I want to fuck her nicely small negress ass
>>20794874Anything but Stardom. That shit is corpo slop garbage now.
People going way over their time tonight. Handful of backstage segments cut
turned this slop off to watch viva la bam season 2. I'm already infinitely more entertained.
>>20794879it was cringekino, both good and bad, as opposed to jimmy uso who just sucks completely.
>>20794893Isn't that the only one with good matches though?
>>20794896ABACUS
>>20794888Aldis is gonna kick his ass
>>20794896>Veal scallopini!Based
bro carmelo hayes fucking sucks why they keep giving air time to this chocolate midget
Tatum needs to save us
>>20794900No, Tony.
Is this sloppy shop still 3 hours long or did they finally get a clue?
>>20794903i would love to see WWE actually do something with aldis. he's a solid talent and would certainly be good for something.
>>20794911Back to just two hours
Carmelo really has nothing. Trick truly btfo him.
SANDBAGGED
>>207949112 hours until next year I think. Then it goes back to 3
whats the main event. Im considering tapping out for the night :/
this match SUCKS
Wish I was drinking tonight, this shit is so boring
>>20794911>SmackDown tonight is two hours long. It airs live on the USA Network from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM EST
>>20794912He's just so boring. Complete vacuum of charisma. The GM role is actually very generous of them
KEK BASED SOLO GIGAPOP
Put the girls on so i can goon
Royce and Ricky are the ones we can pretend aren’t good right?
>>20794894Oh?
Based
Where the tongans at?
>>20794926Royce is good and Ricky is just fine.
Stop samefagging
>crowd holds their breath in perfect sync Kino
Hey the only based coconut
>>20794933They broke up with solo
Jacob lose a little weight?
>>20794922he does suck on promos for sure, his old promos on powerrr were even worse. but he was always decent in the ring so i dont know why they wouldnt use him for what hes good at.
SAMI SHOOTING
Sami, all you had to do was win.
>>20794940yeah ive always liked jacob fatu. rare example of a 2nd generation guy that is actually better than his predecessor.
Sexooooooooooo
KEK based Punkster.
God damn candice
I'm sick and tired of the Johnny Wrestling laying down bs and Punk is right for saying it's whack
Why is the thread moving so slowly? Is /pw/ dying or is it wrestling a whole??
>12 people have gotten cut from WWE>Johnny laying down on crates for 9 months hasnt been fired
Where the fuck is Giulia?
No Tiff or Chelsea tonight. Seems other women's stuff may have been cut for time too
>>20794948No I meant solo :)
>>20794956When wwe sucks the whole industry suffers
>>20794949Teacher energy
>>20794955qrd on this gargano laying down thing?
>>20794956As one goes, so goes the other.
>>20794956Wwe is so shit. Dynamite threads move fast
>>20794965Watch the product at any time in the last 6 months.
Alex Bliss is so hot
>>20794956I'm having sex
>>20794968Dynamite threads are literally 6 autists spamming the thread and skipping thread counts from to 1 to 3 to 5 to 7
I would pop that blisster if you know what I mean
>>20794961oh ok my bad lol. solo is pretty good too tho, i cant really say anything bad about him.
>>20794970Correct
>>20794968Shizophrenics have a lot of people to talk to
>>20794968Dynamite threads are maybe like 3 or 4 actual people and then one retard spamming the thread from 10 different IPs for two hours. That one retard is likely (You)
>>20794968They go so fast you have to skip even numbers to inflate the count. How lame is that?
Is punk in charge of this show behind the scenes now?
>>207949564chan as a whole is slowing down a lot these days
>>20794805i have cm punk fatiguei dont get why this midwit gets shilled so hard on wrestling
>>20794969i havent, thats why im asking
PW is dead where is the new board?
>>20794958Cut for time this week. Other segments went over
>>20794988KEK he's so based
>>20794956a bit of both, board has never been slower since the /asp/ days and wrestling sucks
>>20794970Just got my new Lexi figure in the mail today. Pretty sweet, eh?
Hope the new season of Unreal has a scene as good as the LA Knight MITB one
>>20794998Those have come a long way since I last saw one. Looks good
They're looking awfully Powerpuff Girlsesque right now.
They got too much bronze on lainey
Maximum PP overload beyond any overload ever omg pure sexoooooo
Fatal Influence need to win that match
MSG Fallon :D
Are Fatal Influence still getting heat? I do hope Jacy ends up being successful.
>>20794968AEW board
>>20794998Cum Jar?
>>20795001KEK. That and Lyra getting KWAB'ed out were highlights
>>20794998Nice, I enjoy the elite figures quite a bit.
Jade literally no reaction
>>20795007Lainey mogs
>>20794956
Chances Cody goes to Raw after SS? Punk isn’t losing 2 big 4’s in a row, and Cody’s fueds are all stale
a kweenis coming
Jacy is, by far, the most unattractive face on the roster. Works for the character tho!
>>20795007Yum
>>20795010>Are Fatal Influence still getting heat?Genuinely? No. Not really. The past two weeks they've gotten next to no reaction coming out. Unfortunate to see
>>20795012I only jerk off to Asian Ladyboys.
WHY DOES MICHIN HAVE A JOB WHY WHY WHY t. Pranth
>A storm is cummingit's me, I'm nutting
>>20795026That sucks, they were getting crazy heat at first.
>>20795030Boobs. And the designated jobber.
Charlotte looks like backrooms encounter
>>20795037delete this
>>20795037see, this is a black chickSol Ruca? She has real hair. She's not balck.
>>20795030Boobs, checks a racial box, pretty good as a heel and doesn't politic.
>>20794955this gimmick would be better if they implied candice had sex with the other guys that come to talk to gargano
>>20795034>they were getting crazy heat at firstI think the Mania crowd did a lot of heavy lifting there
>>20795037Stephen a Smith wrestled?
Jade is easily the Goldberg, Batista, Steiner, or Lesnar of the womens division.
>>20795036I'd let Charles cum into in my backroom anytime.
Rhea is in Vegas
>>20795054She's based to me because her titty popped out on Smackdown once and she knew and intentionally left it out for a moment longer than she needed to
>>20795034they started losing matches a bit after thats proabbly why, they shouldve beaten Paige and Brie for the tag belts the first time
>>20795052Those guys were all huge stars.
>>20795057Oh hey great for her. Doing a lot of good for the division as its championGet the fucking belt off of her yesterday
I'd give anything for a Michin nip slip.
Bliss' humiliation ritual continues
I LOVE CHIME #1 BANKING CHOICE IN AMERICA AWOOGA
>Bliss doing the double joint gimmick again
>>20795068Nah it was way before then. Like the other anon pointed out they got called up on the post Mania show so they had that international crowd. Then they were booked to take out all of Charlotte, Alexa, Brie, and Paige, and then even face off with Rhea. They were handed the world that first night and got the heat to match. The next week they tried to keep it up but it wasn't quite the same. By the third week it tapered off a ton
Great...another Alexa Bliss is double jointed injury spot
Blister nooooooo!!!
>>20795083It's a useful skill for selling
Buddy was a lucky guy. Ryan is a lucky guy.
I 'member the broken arm spotThis does not work on me brother
Tits gone nothing left to watch
KWAB ALEXA PISS HAS DIED
>>20795076Her whole tit popped out in a taped backstage brawl once and they left it in kek
>>20795085Setting up Alexa’s vacation
>>20795092There are some niggers on now, anon.
Is real injured?
Sheeeeeeeeeit
>mink beltkino
>furry title Kek
based title
A furry belt is certainly a choice
Ok, the fur title is based kek
>>20795083>>20795085Is this not only the second time they've done it? The first one was nearly a decade ago
BASED BELT
Welp Melo is losing
This guy's dimes. Why was Travis Scott such a useless nigger? Lil Yachty is actually on the show every week and doing a great job as a manager.
Fluffy ahh belt
Is KO here yet
>>20795094Musta missed it.
>>20795103Gimmick belt means he's not dropping it anytime soon
HIM
>>20795111Yachty likes wrestling.
>>20795111They tried to make Travis active in the ring. Yachty is just a talker, like someone who does vocals for a living should do.
Thought they would know after the selfsame movie flopped that "HIM" is a lame gimmick
>>20795116LA Knight dropped it shortly after he got his custom strap
>fight champ>pin champ>win an OPPORTUNITY for the titleThis shit will never not be gay.
>>20795108I dunno but, I remember it so, they're clearly over using it.
>>20795111yachty is a legitimate fan. i remember one show he attended where he had a PSP with SVR 2006 on it
>>20795116That exact sentiment could just as easily be the work there though
This has been a decent enough episode. Haven't really watched in a few weeks.
>>20795108She's done it with Sasha, Ronda, and Becky for sure. I feel like there's atleast one other one in there but it might've been done in the same feud with one of those three.
>>20795124Yeah well, he botches everything
>>20795111Travis only wanted to get himself over. Yachty actually gets what it means to be a talent. Nigga is more on TV than Roman is.
Just realized SD is 2 hours again, based
>>20795131Oh. Kek my bad. I only remember that first one. Thanks anon
What happened to lexi? :(
>Don't move at a glacial paceKEK Charlotte just btfo of that medic guy
I guess Trick isn't losing for awhile
Gee I wonder if Charlotte will be so mad at Ivan Drago for hurting Apollo Creed’s arm that she’ll want revengggge! Maybe even at SummerSlam! Wowie!
whyd they change Smack back to 2 hours?
The fur lined belt is a nice stroke of Vince-ness, I gotta admit.
>>20795145Charlotte has been dimes since she took a step back and started this thing with Bliss.
>da main event be anotha round of da black worshipsigh
>>20795156You mean other than the obvious?
>>20795161But these guys are good.
>>20795156Braun Strowman has a cooking show at 10.
>>20795156Three hours of wrestling is stupid?
>>20795144She is pregnant again
still doing trick vs ricky and melo
>>20795156Because it's the second half of the year. They'll go back to three hours in January.
>>20795159I fully agree. I was a full on Charlotte hater too. Completely loathed the woman. But she's been great ever since then. So much more human too. Turns out all she had to do was stop trying to be her dad and just be herself
When do they reform Trick/Melo gang?
>>20795156Something to do with some gay sport season eating the ratings at this time of year
>>20795177She cracks jokes and just seems more relatable. Trying to be "The Queen" wrestling royalty always in the title picture is boring. No one likes forced bullshit.
>>20795178I can't see how either of them would benefit. Trick is already well above that tag team. It would only lilbro Melo further if he was constantly next to Trick. I feel like a lot of people don't know, or care if they do, about their history either. They've alluded to hit a handful of times and it never gets a reaction
>>20794970i want other female wrestlers to hold her down and help me tickle torture her until she pisses herself
>>20795181>Getting worked by football As an American I’ve been watching a real sport FIFA’s World Cup. There’s no game on so I’m back watching this slop
>Fifa's World cup
>>20795190>real sport FIFANice bait
I'll just say what everyone else is thinking: Black people shouldn't be allowed to wear Misawa's colors.
>>20795185They don't have to be a tag team. Melo was NXT champ when they were a faction.
omg this gay match still going
LETS GO MELO
>>20795214It's the Main Event ya dingus.
>>20795214It's the main event kek
Melo is such a good wrestler. He's one of the reasons I bother tuning into smackdown.
WHERE THE FUCK IS KO
>>20795222Retired
YACHTY BEEN SUNK
>>20795207>MisawaWasn't that guy such a shitter that he died in the ring? Like learn how to work buddy
CORB BROS WE MADE ITYESYESYES
OH SHIT
>>20795230Buddy…
NOOOOOOOOOOO! BUM ASS CORBIN
BARON CORBIN
BUM ASS IS HERE...(what is Danhausen doing then)
>>20795222Neck infusion surgery hes done for honestly
WHAT THE FUCK?
CORBIN?
CORBIN GODSWE ARE BACK
Corbin isn't the Gingerbread man
I am unironically a huge Baron Corbin fan, I own two Baron Corbin shirts, and I am so fucking glad he's back.
A fucking corbin run in?
I popped
>IT'S A GUY WE COULD HIRE FOR CHEAP!
>Bum-ass Corbin
Who?
>>20795245>I am unironically a huge Baron Corbin fan
>Big Breakfast getting Holy Shit chantsGood for him
ITS TOM PESTOCK!!!
HOLYHOLYHOLY
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>The Nomadmite b cool
Which corbin theme is this I can barely hear it
>>20795245Hell yeah bro.
Oh shid baron corbin
MLW bros...they took Corbs
Kek @ that zesty-ass nigga in the crowd
kek
>>20795259That was what he started calling himself when he left WWE and wanted to just kind of drift around the indies.
>>20795263He's too based for the dimeless promotion
do people nonironically like baron corbin?
So what is Danhausen creating then
Where Dijak?
BASED
Funny how no dirt sheet had this spoiled for today
>>20795263And JCW is stealing Dijak...
>>20795270Yep
Vince as a ghost booker confirmed.
We could have had Big Corb versus MJFBut alas
>>20795271Braun Strowman with cybernetic knees
Corbin!
>>20795271Enzo?
>>20795265But lil yatchy was by the ring
Can the E bring KO back, even if it's not on a wrestling role?
>>20795271Frankenstrowman?
>>20795274It's been rumored for a while though so it wasn't a complete shock
>>20795270If you didn't watch his run in NXT, maybe you wouldn't get it. But the guy is great, and his tag team with Bron was dimes.
>>20795270I not a mega fan or anything but I like him. He never really disappoints me.
>>20795272Punching trees.
>>20795271RYBACK
>>20795271A giant Danhausen, obviously. He was trying to do that before, but he messed up and created a litter of minihausens. It’ll just be some no name giant guy in Danhausen makeup.
>>20795271A big ass
>>20795270Yes he is kino
It better happen
You now remember Corbin becoming a huge babyface in NXT and getting cheers
>>20795270Fuck yeah he's based as hell
>>20795271Logic says it's strowman, but it's most likely another indie shitter
>>20795295>yfw its a returning Omos in Danhausen facepaint
This is gonna be like braun all over again
>>20795272Still tag champ in MLW. Replaced Corbin with Josh Bishop.
GOONTAH
>>20795270He ruined Angle’s retirement match. I hate him forever.
Smackdown probably has the best Midcard out of Raw and NXT.
>>20794956I'm playing Disgaea 2
as a brown man i want gunther to own my as a slave
>>20795299Yep, against Gable Stevenson in his only match, and those cheers continue through that whole run. I hated that he got cut after all the great work he did. I'm so glad he's back.
Geek Squad Cunther
I still can't believe Gunther got Jannetty'd by Kaiser.
nice i got back just in time for guntherKINO
>One week from tonightThat's not how that works
>>20795299It was because everyone hated Gable Steveson
Gunther out here looking like Jeremy from accounting
Tag team match playa
I farted and it stinks!
Gunther vs Mickie James incoming
Aldis deserves to get beaten up
KILL HIM
PEARCEGODS EATIN GOOD RN
Aldis getting that last run, eh?
This shit would never happen to Pearce.
>>20795245whats your favourite corbin match?
>>20795337She's taking a beating right now
Aldisbors...
So obviously Nick Aldis is going to wrestle at SummerSlam, but is there any chance he actually goes back to wrestling all the time? He's younger than Cody.
kek again
>>20795274He hasn't done his usually weekly spot for Pro Wrestling Nation 247 on Sirius/XM for quite a few weeks now. And MLW put out a post earlier in the week saying they stripped him of his half of the tag titles and rumors of him returning, so something was coming up for him but people were thinking he'd be under the bedsheet in Danhausen's lab.
>>20795306That’d be cool too!
SHADES OF 1992
>>20795316He got teamed up with Apollo, what do you think?
Gunther and Sami team might actually be some comedy kino though
WE'RE OUT OF TIME
>>20795344There was a no DQ match against Bron Breakker that was absolute kino.
>>20795270I like him, he has his moments like the bum arc, but I’m not super hyped about him being back or anything
lol they cut off Cody
>Netflix stream ends when Cody's music hitsWhat the fuck are they doing?
YEEESSSSSS KILL HIM GUNTHER! SIEG FUCKING HEIL!!
>they started the dark match main event too earlySlop shop
Like I said. People couldn't hit their times tonight
Dijak won’t return until months later because he’s gonna have a match against Buddy in Australia
>cody cut outAAAAAAAAAANDNEEEEEEEEEEEEW
WTF
THEY CUT IT DUDE
KEK HUNTER YOU FUCKED UP THE TIME BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT WOMEME SHIT ON THE SHOW YOU FUCKING RETARD BIG NOSED SON OF A BITCH
Did they go over time on USA?
>Hard cutoff at 10pmkek
>>20795350He’s not. He can just take bumps
>>20795270I do yeah. his wrestling is clean and his signature moves are based. bum ass corbin arc was kino. i also miss his tag teaming with Bron Breakker as well
>>20795311That was because of Vince's retarded booking.
LMAO NOBODY TOLD CREATIVE THAT THE SHOW WOULD BE 3H, OR CAWDY FORGOT AND GUNTHER WAS JUST KILLING TIME
>cutting out the main event segmentkek what the fuck
>>20795363smackdown cuts on the hour, its the tv partner doing it
>>20795378Nope. Got cut off on there too
>>20795378No it's Everything on the Menu time ya jabrony wrestling watching fag
Ending gets cut KEK what the fuck is going on over there.
>TO BE CONTINUED
we can assume cody died fighting gunther
>>20795372im happy about it. cody was about to ruin the beautiful spectacle of gunther brutalizing aldis. i would call this a good mistake lol.
Wait, what happened? What that Cody bringing a gun to take down Gunther?
>>20795395i like that idea, lets just assume that gunther used za flammenwerfer and burned cody as black as his wife
>>20795395>Cody finally turns heel and joins Gunther in battering Nick Aldis>off screen>fml
Smackdown is 2 hours again?
this nigga zesty af
>>20795408Yes. Apparently a very specific and definite 2 hours as well kek
i could watch gunther brutalize people all day, the coconut match kinda sucked and the women too but that shit at the end made up for it.
>>20795408They must have been in a rush or something, they put up a backstage womeme segment they ran out of time to air. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqnU9y-iEA
nothing happened after the broadcast ended, cody jumped in, gunther rolled out and walked away.https://x.com/WWE/status/2075764130212892963/video/1
