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Last week, we brought you the second installment of the Independence Day Rumble! This one was mainly driven by the talents of you, the excellent fans of K-WAB Wrestling. Thanks to you, we had an excellent show. Sam Hyde got a surprising upset to win himself a contract with our fine organization, while Cokane came extremely close yet again. And here were the results of our end-of-year awards:
>Match Of The Year: Sabu Vs Ric Flair from SNME10
>Promo Of The Year: The Undertaker and Paul Bearer Speak From The Church Of Bones from Samhain Sacrifice

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!

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After scoring a shocking upset win over the MAGA Powers, The Midnight Express have earned the right to challenge for the K-WAB Tag Team Championships. It wasn't a clean win by any means, but the referee's decision is final. Now Cornette and his boys must face our reigning champions, The Road Warriors, and it's sure to be an interesting spectacle indeed. As you may know, this is not the first time that these two teams have faced one another, so we know there's plenty of old scores to be settled here. Don't miss tonight's tag team title main event!

Main Event Hype Music:
https://files.catbox.moe/ajs1d9.mp3

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Love ya, K-WAB.

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Well gang, we are nearing the end of the road to KINOMANIA, and that means the showcase of the based is drawing ever closer. After tonight's show, there will be only one stop remaining, which will be Hype Zone episode 7. The main event of HZE7 will be The Ultimate Warrior Vs HHH for the World Heavyweight Championship, and the winner will defend the title at KINOMANIA. I am also proud to announce that we have finalized a deal to hold KINOMANIA at Madison Square Garden! Normies will be forced to pay at least $5000 per ticket, but all the /pw/bros get in for free! In the next post I will announce the complete card for both nights of the big event, minus one match that will be announced later tonight.

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Night One:
>1. Necro Butcher Vs Cactus Jack in an exploding ladder deathmatch for the crimson crown
>2. Bret "The Hitman Hart will make his debut against The Hearbreak Kid Shawn Michaels
>3. A survivor series match between The 92 Crew and The Wolfpac. The 92 Crew is bringing New Jack, Booker T, Sir Mo and their leader Big King Mabel, while the Wolfpac is bringing Kevin Nash, Wolfie, Scott Hall, and a mystery partner
>4. TBA
>5. An 8-woman royal rumble to decide who will be the first to wear our new K-WAB Women's Championship belt.
>6. The Scurvy Dogs will get a shot at tag team gold, facing either The Road Warriors or The Midnight Express (depending on who wins tonight's main event)
>7. If Kane can successfully fight his way out of hell tonight, he will face his brother The Undertaker in the main event of night one for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship! if he fails, an alternate will be chosen.

Night Two:
>1. The Rock will make his debut against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!
>2. Bitchtits and Piggy Trev will smash their fat piggy asses against each other in a Great Balls Of Fire Deathmatch broadcast live from the pits of hell!
>3. A 16-man Royal Rumble, with the winner being declared the #1 contender!
>4. A fan-booked match
>5. The new Gang Championship will be revealed, and two factions will be chosen by lottery to duke it out in a wargames match! The winning stable will be declared as the new K-WAB Gang Champions!
>6. The Iron Eagle tournament will conclude at last, with Shingo Takagi taking on the winner of tonight's 3-way tiebreaker semifinal with the Cruiserweight gold on the line
>7. The main event will be a standard-rules match for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship. The challenger will be either Hulk Hogan or Vader, depending on the outcome of their match tonight. The current Champion is The Ultimate Warrior, but he has one title defense against HHH remaining before the big night.

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For this week's opening promo, President Von Erich instructed me to get some comments from K-WAB Tag Team Champions The Road Warriors, Camp Cornette, and Hulk Hogan. Click the link below to hear what they have to say about their respective matches tonight.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/2FNI7APnFO1n

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The rivalry between Sting and HHH began way back on episode 1 of Saturday Night Metal, when HHH suffered a heart attack while trapped in the scorpion deathlock. However, after a lengthy absence, HHH managed to win the rematch with some help from Shawn Michaels (and a stack of chairs). This is one of the events that prompted the reformation of the Four Horsemen with Sting as one of its members. And so, the feud between Sting and HHH has now become a feud between DX and The Four Horsemen (who have yet to reveal their fourth member). Our first match tonight will present the next chapter in that story, as Sting seeks to gain a little payback against The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

>>20800781
>>20800809
Glad to have you with us tonight, gentlemen! K-WAB Wrestling is always grateful for your support.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an ANYTHING-GOES match, and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 225 pounds...the heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/d1CeL7UQaGi5
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/l9zj9x.mp3

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And his opponent...from every man's nightmare, weighing 250 pounds...ladies and gentlemen this is STIIIIIIING!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mhHp8bLk9Wae
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/36hmqk.mp3

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Time for our first match of the evening, ladies and gentlemen! The Heartbreak Kid makes his debut against the Stinger, and with an anything-goes stipulation, something strange is bound to happen here! So without any further ado, let the battle begin!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/nxOsRc5G3uNK

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>Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners by submission...Sting and The Four Horsemen!

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Well, this one didn't turn out at all as expected! It would seem that the four horsemen have revealed Rowdy Roddy Piper as their fourth member, and referee Chuck Norris chose to give us our first 8-man tag team match! You can expect to see more of these once the gang title has been completed and placed, as there will be a new category on the contender list for the various factions that exist here in K-WAB Wrestling. As DX regroups in the back, The Horsemen stand tall in the middle of the ring! What an incredible way to start the action here on Saturday Night Metal!

>>20800937
BASED! When are we getting George Lundy vs David Lundy?

>>20801055
Sounds like something Gay Tony would rather book

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Frens, I'm here with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, who recently won the Golden Pepe Rumble, scoring an incredible 9 eliminations and making a strong statement for the future. As the current holder of the Golden Pepe statue, Mr. Austin can now cash-in the statue for a title shot of his choice, and that can be done at any time of his choosing. Mr. Austin, is there anything you'd like to say to the good people of peedub?

>Well HELL YEAH I got some ding dong diddly shit to say, son! Ol' Stone Cold is here to put the whole damn fed on notice that the Texas rattlesnake ain't gonna be held down like a dog no longer! I got this here Golden Pepe statue, and they said I can cash this in for any title shot at any time, and I done doubled up on my rumble prizes so I can even pick my first challenger once I take whichever title ol' Stone Cold decides I want! But let's not forget about you, Dwayne...ol' Stone Cold's got a 24-pack of whoopass to open up on your greasy coconut munchin ass! Now I always liked ya, Dwayne, but at KINOMANIA I'm fixin' to continue my winnin' streak and you're fixin' to flop worse than most of your damn dogshit movies did! Now ol' Stone Cold, he was in a movie too wasn't he?
>WHAT?
>I think it was called The Expendables?
>WHAT?
>except my movie was actually good!
>WHAT?
>Meanwhile Dwayne, you're doin AI trash remakes of shitty children's movies that you done made years ago!
>WHAT?
>But since you saved Stone Cold's ass from gettin' crucified, I'm at least gonna go a little easy on you, you sumbitch, because I do respect you even if you are a goddamn headhuntin island cannibal but your little island tiki torch party's about to come to an end when ol' Stone Cold gives you the stunner and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE because I ding dong diddly said so!

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>RINGRINGRINGRINGRING
>the following is a collect call from Raja Jackson, an inmate at Los Angeles County Jail. Do you wish to accept this call?
Yeah, I guess so....Raja, my boy! How they treatin ya in there?

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>Shit boss, I'm finna get up out this bitch and get back in that ring, ya feel me? I done beat them ol raggedy ass felony charges and imma be out dis bitch in a couple months. That bitch-ass cracka Syko Stu done got what he deserved bruh and imma walk out dis bitch real soon. But there's just one problem, man...I don't think imma be outta here in time for dat KINOMANIA shit you got cookin, ya feel me? So I want you to see if you can pull some strings, get me out on some early release or some shit. I know you got them connects, bruh, so you needa get me on that card, ya feel me?

Well, listen Raja...You probly don't realize this, but I already bribed a bunch of them crooked officials in LA, why do you think you got off with such a light sentence? That's right, boy...that was me. Them kinda bribes don't come cheap son, and I think I've already bought you about all the leniency I can. Now look, I know you want a spot on the card at KINOMANIA, but I'm afraid it just isn't in the cards, my boy. You just gonna have to sit tight, do a couple months in county, and there'll be a job waitin for ya when you get out.

>Aight boss, I didn't be knowin all that shit. thanks for payin them niggas fo me. But I gotta tell ya boss, I ain't havin' a real good time in-
>HEY JACKSON! Time's up! Time to get back to your cell, you don't wanna keep Tyrone waitin! Make sure you suck him off real good so he doesn't kill anybody else, fish! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Maaaaaaan, dese pigs be racist an sheeeeit....aight boss, I gotta go. Bye.

>>20801087
George being raped by his proud father would be a 5 star classic. Lundy deserves everything he gets.

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Our Iron Eagle Cup has been going on for quite awhile now, but we're almost down to the final match! That final match will take place at KINOMANIA and the first participant (Shingo Takagi) has already been decided. He received the most points in the tournament, and the plan was for him to face the person who placed second in the finals. However, things didn't turn out as simple as that, because second place turned out to be a three-way tie between Hayabusa, Mistico, and Rey Mysterio. And so tonight, we have a special three-way tiebreaker semifinal match between these men, with the winner going to the finals at KINOMANIA.

Iron Eagle Cup Promo Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/sh585QrNvCuZ

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for two falls, and it will be a special 3-Way Iron Eagle Cup semifinal match. Introducing first...from Mexico City, weighing 180 pounds...prepare yourselves for MISTICO!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zx2xvQXghbbP
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/1q0k9c.mp3

>>20801114
BASED BASED BASED

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And our next competitor...from San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds...the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/N30vxxsXhBUL
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ebt5o7.mp3

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And our third competitor...from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyK
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/66sg5o.mp3

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Alright, we've already explained the stakes, and you already know the people involved. All that's left is to throw these three top-tier cruiserweights into the ring and see who can win that all-important title shot at KINOMANIA!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/jBIQRKICeytn

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>Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...MISTICO!

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It's been a very interesting tournament (even if it has taken forever). Now I see why President Von Erich doesn't want to do a full-size G1 tournament, because that would have been ridiculously long. In any case, it would seem that it has all come down to Shingo Takagi Vs Mistico for the Cruiserweight Title at KINOMANIA! Let's take a look at the complete tournament results with this little summary pic. As you can see, Shingo got 3 points and got an automatic spot in the finals as a result. Kemonito only got one point and is therefore eliminated. Our other three competitors were tied at 2 points each, but with tonight's tiebreaker match complete, Mistico has emerged as the other finalist. And so, all that remains is to put the final point on the board. Will it be Mistico or Shingo that takes home the glory?

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>DANHAUSEN:
Alright, Mr. Knighthausen, Danhausen's arcane senses tell him that the gypsy vampire hunter we seek is inside this shady-looking Transylvanian tavern. Plus, there was that old gypsyhausen we interrogated on the way here, hahaha...
>LA KNIGHT:
Yeah, about that...did you really have to slit his throat like that? I don't think he was gonna tell anybody.
>DANHAUSEN:
Silence, human! Do not question the evil tactics of Danhausen or you will be CURSED! We must kill this gypsy vampire hunter so that his evilness Count Draculahausen will show us how to double our power levels, and then you can become the world champion and Danhausen can take over the world and collect all the human monies!

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>LA KNIGHT:
So how are we supposed to know which one of these guys is the gypsy vampire hunter? It looks like most of the people in this place are gypsies, and it might be too suspicious to start asking questions since nobody knows us around here.
>DANHAUSEN:
Not to worry, Danhausen has a planhausen. There is a time to be evil (like when Danhausen slit that old gyppo's throat earlier hehehe) and there is a time to be nice. This, my friend, is a time to be nice. So let's just sit at the table over there, we'll order a drink, and you follow Danhausen's lead, ok?
>LA KNIGHT:
You're a weird, evil little freak. But your plan's been good so far so I'll follow your lead.

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>DANHAUSEN:
Well, my friend, that was certainly a harrowing journey from our humble potato fields to this fine establishment...Danhausen can't believe we actually got chased by a vampirehausen!
>LA KNIGHT:
Uhhh...yeah, that was uhhh scary. That vampire almost got us YEAH! Good thing I brought my crucifix and my uhhhh garlic, YEAH!
>DANHAUSEN:
Ahhh yes, that was a lucky thing indeed! But of course, here in Transylvania, we humble peasants always have to be ready for a potential vampire attack. If only there were a vampire hunter around here who could get rid of that bothersome bloodsucker so that he would no longer be preying on unwary travelers like ourselves!
>GYPSY VAMPIRE HUNTER:
Excuse me, but I just happened to overhear your conversation, and I think I can help. You see, I am a vampire hunter, and right now I am chasing the biggest prize of all. However, for a small fee, I might be able to take care of this problem for you.
>DANHAUSEN:
Oh yes, Mr. vampire hunter sir! Why don't we just step outsidehausen so that Danhausen can pay you these human monies in advance?

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>LA KNIGHT:
That was actually a lot of fun, YEAH! I could get used to this evil shit, YEAH! I'm starting to see where you're coming from, little Danny! I'm tired of being very nice, and now I think it's time to be very evil!
>DANHAUSEN:
Yes, yes, YES! That's the spirithausen! Now you are beginning to learn the joys of being very nice and very evil like Danhausen. We executed him perfectly, Danhausen's curse paralyzed him instantly, allowing you to do the choppy choppy. Now let us take the head of this wretchhausen to his royal evilness Count Dracula and claim the promised prize! Soon all the monies and power will be ours!

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Now it's time to take you back once more to our live feed from the bowels of hell! As many of you will remember, Kane was sent there by his brother The Undertaker back in October, and he has since been trying to fight his way out of there. The devil decided to give him three rounds of trial by combat to decide his fate, and tonight is the final round! Tonight we will see if Kane will return to the land of the living or become Satan's servant for all eternity!

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AAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA! I AM THE DEVIL! And welcome, all you little piggies, to my domain of pain. Tonight, for the final round of his TRIAL BY COMBAT, the one you call Kane must face not one but two opponents of my choosing. There will be fire pits all around the ring, hence why this is called a devil's barbecue match, hahahahaa! Kane's first opponent will be one of my most evil damned souls...former Soviet dictator Josef Stalin!
The second opponent is a secret for now, but I will tell you that he is the most merciless and terrible demon in all my unholy armies!

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Fellow damned souls, this contest is scheduled for one (maybe two) falls, and it will be a DEVIL'S BARBECUE MATCH with the soul of Kane on the line!
Introducing first...Straight from the Kremlin, weighing 205 pounds...everyone stand for the former dictator of the Soviet Union, The terror of the eastern world, the Kremlin highlander...Josef Stalin!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/55i5jmVW7XVS
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/dtyc50.mp3

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And his opponent...from parts unknown, weighing 323 pounds...he is the big red machine and the man who will soon be my dark servant for all eternity...KANE!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/018cRcWo0nyB
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/53prvi.mp3

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Alright, little piggies...Prepare yourselves because this is the last time you're ever going to see Kane. Unless, of course, you die and find yourself in my fiery realm, HAHAHAHAA! But enough about the tortures I have planned for some of you little piggies when you die, it's time to present this special DEVIL'S BARBECUE handicap match! I guarantee you that someone is getting cooked tonight, and since Kane has to fight both Josef Stalin and my mystery mercenary, I think it will be him! So now, Hell Fire Wrestling presents the final round of Kane's TRIAL BY COMBAT!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/0KKLdTOw5Gnb

>>20801544
Kane, you better win this shit and get the fuck back up to earth. Undertaker's off his leash and he's buggin'.

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NOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT! Fellow damned souls, here is your winner...FUCK I can't believe he actually did it...KANE!

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Well Kane...a bargain is a bargain. I promised you your freedom and your life, if you could complete my TRIAL BY COMBAT, and you somehow managed to do just that. You defeated Bitchtits, Piggy Trev, Jason Voorhees, Josef Stalin, and you even defeated my finest mercenary, the Hellbeast. I would love nothing more than to toss you into the lake of fire right now, but even I am bound by the ancient laws and so I must let you go.

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At the top of the stairway, you will find the door open. Return to the land of the living, Kane. But know this...one day you will die again, and if you do not change your ways, you just might find yourself right back here again. I have the patience of a being that has lived for eons, so I can wait a little longer to claim your soul. Now GO!

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>BEGONE, FOUL DEVIL OF THE PIT! I REBUKE YOU AND CAST YOU OUT! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

>>20801615
God wins, baby.

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Alright, now that we've banished the presence of the devil from the 4chan arena, we'd like to introduce K-WAB Wrestling's newest acquisition, Big Vito! He finally signed a contract with our organization just this morning, and we're going to hear a few words from him right now.

>Driver, take me down to fuckin micktown, there's a certain potato nigger I gotta go see.
>Yes suh, right away suh! Ah drives dis car reeeeal good fa you, massa!
>Never mind the sarcastic bullshit, just get me down there you fuckin moulie. Christ, it's so hard to find any fuckin good help these days...

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>It was a dark and stormy night on the streets of Boston. I had just got back from a late-night smugglin run, the boys back home in Belfast needed a boatload o' guns and ol' Finlay is the man who had to bring 'em. It looks like they're toolin' up for another round o' troubles, this time against a whole new bunch of foreigners. Can't believe the fookin limeys are actually on our side this time, Jesus fookin Christ. Well, all I can say is godspeed, me boys. The foreign hordes got no idea what they're in for, for there's nuthin in the world like the pure destructive rage of a fightin' Irishman. Maybe I'll go and have some fun meself once things get ta crackin. Sometimes I think about this life of terrorism and wrestlin, and I wonder if maybe I could have done somethin different with me life. Maybe I could have been a doctor or a lawyer or somethin, but fook that. That's not the life for a man like me, no sir. Ol' Finlay's got to be where the action is.

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>BIG VITO:
HEY! COME 'ERE YOU FUCKIN PADDY FAGGOT! I WANNA TALK TO YOU!
>FIT FINLAY:
Well, well, well...if it isn't the bloody wop greaseball that interfered in me match with Shrek! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pull ye out of this car and put a fookin bullet in yer kneecap, ye spaghetti-slurpin bletherskyte?
>BIG VITO:
Oh, I got one good fuckin reason, alright. Ya see, I just got done havin a little sitdown with your employer...that fuckin frog guy, whatever his fuckin name is, who cares...and it looks like your employer is now also my fuckin employer! How about that? And you know what our mutual employer just told me right after I signed that contract? No, of course you don't know, because you're just a fuckin ignorant swampfag herdin sheep and playin with ya balls all day.
>FIT FINLAY:
Get to the fookin point before I put me fist in your eye, wop!
>BIG VITO:
Here's the fuckin point, you little green piece of leprechaun shit, our employer wants you and me to have a match at KINOMANIA. Street fight rules, just you and me, and we settle this man to man. I already agreed, so all you gotta do is learn how to write ya fuckin name, you illiterate bastard, so you can sign the contract and make it official.
>FIT FINLAY:
You and me? Street fight rules? At the biggest show of the year? Faith and begorrah, me lad...that's the best news I've heard all day! Ye've got yourself a match, boyo, and ol' Finlay's gonna put a few knuckle sandwiches in yer spaghetti, by God!

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Well there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! The final match slot for KINOMANIA has now been filled. We will have Big Vito taking on Fit Finlay under street fight rules! And one further announcement, an additional show has been added on the road to KINOMANIA. That show will be the second annual Independence Day Rumble, and will take place on July 4th. As some of you may remember, The Independence Day Rumble was the very first event that K-WAB Wrestling ever presented. Yes, this promotion, like America, was born on the fourth of July. And so, as before, there will be an old-fashioned /pw/ rumble to commemorate the one-year anniversary of KINO Wrestling for Autistic Bastards. That's right, it's only going to get better from here, so stay tuned and we'll be right back after these messages.

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>Promotional consideration paid for by the following

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>>20801641
Heard they produced this movie.
Have you seen it?

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>Yo, listen up dweebs! It's me, Big Sexy Kevin Nash. As you may know, I was, uh, brutally raped in the summer of 92. Needless to say, I was pretty upset when Mabel and the boys finally finished with me. I needed something to take my mind off the burning pain in my asshole, so I decided to go buy some pot. Unfortunately my pot dealer was black and so he just took my money and raped me again. So, with my asshole even more inflamed than before, I wandered into the local vape shop. The proprietor was a very nice gay gentleman who said he was quite familiar with this problem, and he gave me the strongest vape he had on hand. Unfortunately, that didn't help either and I spent the next three days screaming in pain and praying for the sweet release of death. But when I had finally made it through this terrible ordeal I realized that I had to create the strongest CBD/THC vape ever produced, because I knew only a super-powerful dose of cannabinoids would be enough to provide quick anal relief for a perpetual rape victim like myself. And the best part is, Kevin Nash vapes are now available to the general public for a nominal fee. Get a clue and buy one today! The next time your local thugs catch you alone in the alleyway and give you the business, just reach for that Kevin Nash vape and you'll feel better in no time. And the next time you walk into your local vape shop, Just remember this little jingle:
>When you get raped
>by a pack of apes
>just reach for
>that Kevin Nash vape

Who is hey Robert

>>20801684
Sounds like the mating call of two faggots.

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>Hello, honorable audience. My name is Keiji Mutoh, and I have come to offer you gooners the most technologically advanced pocketu pussy ever created. Each one of Muta's Magic Twats(Tm) has been enchanted with ancient spells and potions brewed in my secret cave atop Mt. Raiden. Here, I call upon the powers of dark, forgotten gods to animate these rubbery moose knuckles with the souls of sacrificed virgins! they fly, they scream, they'll float right over to your dick and fuck you like a rabid she-panther in heat, and they will even start crying if you fuck them hard enough! SUGOI!!!! Order your Muta Magic Twat(Tm) today and you'll see how Muta's Magic Twats(Tm) can help to put the romance back in your necromancy!

>>20801708
this shit fucking sucks

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>>20801717

>>20801722
if you're going to spam the board with this shit at least make it funny. this is terrible.

Hey Robert is Shankism. He makes AI porn with female wrestlers and uses them to solicit cum tributes online because he's a fag

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>Hi there, citizens of /pw/. My name is officer Isaac Roundemup and this is a public service message from the department of Immigration and Customs enforcement, better known as ICE. I’m here because my department has authorized me to tell you all about our latest program. We are currently working on a new video game called “Pacomon” Which will allow you to experience the thrill of chasing illegals through hardware store parking lots and pulling them off the border fence when they get stuck. Yes, with your handy dandy PACOBALL™, you can go out there and catch ‘em all! And, as you wander around town looking for more pacos, a single onscreen button will provide you with a direct line to our offices (just in case you see a real illegal). So get ready to enjoy the greatest open-world shooter that the video game industry has ever produced: PACOMON! And remember, you gotta catch ‘em all!

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>>20801730
The truth is usually funny.
Sorry it goes over your head.

>>20801756
>>20801759
you should try telling the truth then because this shit sucks

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>>20801772
And yet your faggot ass shows up here every week to bitch like an impotent woman.

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>PAUL BEARER:
Oooooh Kane! What you just did was very inconsiderate, boy! Escaping from hell after my Undertaker and I went to so much trouble just to put you there, oh yes...have you no manners, Kane?
>THE UNDERTAKER:
So, brother...you think you have escaped the darkness? You think you can seek the light of salvation? Look into these cold dead eyes, brother, and see what you have already seen in the flames of the abyss. There is no escape from the Ministry of Darkness. You are still a mortal man, with a mortal life, and anything that lives....I...CAN...KILL. And when we meet again, brother...I....WILL KILL YOU...ALL OVER AGAIN. For that is now the only way in which I can serve the wishes of our evil master. When we sacrifice you on the bloody altar of Lucifer, you will no longer be able to escape the fate for which you are destined. And when I pull your bleeding heart from your chest and hold it high for all the mortal world to see...you will REST...IN PEACE.

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Based on this training footage, it would seem that the Hulkster recovered from his recent injury by simply training harder than ever! Our sources tell us that he's been in the gym every day hangin and bangin those weights, and we're even told that he bench-pressed an entire weight machine while two people were still using it! With a little help from the Macho Man, The Hulkster has been tuning himself up for peak performance. Still, he's got to deal with 450 pounds of viciousness when he steps into the ring with Vader. Will the power of Hulkamania overcome the strength of the Rocky Mountain monster? Find out next on Saturday Night Metal!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. The winner will be declared the #1 contender and go to KINOMANIA to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first...accompanied to the ring by his manager Jim Cornette...he is from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzW
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0p9sff.mp3

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And his opponent...from Venice Beach, California, weighing 303 pounds...he is the immortal HULK HOGAN!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/m3Ka963bj6CZ
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/npg5vd.mp3

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Now listen here, Mr. Cornette. The amount of cheatin' you been doin' lately has been pissin' me off a little bit. Don't bother tryin' to deny it, either. Now I ain't stupid, I know damn well you got some kinda schemes cooked up tonight, so let me just go ahead and tell you to abandon them sneaky plans right now. If I see any kind of significant fuckery from you tonight, in this match OR the main event, I have planned a terrible penalty for you. Don't fuck with me on this Jim, it's not a bluff...Yeah, yeah, I know you say you're a good upstanding citizen and you would never do that kind of thing...in that case, it shouldn't be a problem then, should it? But let me reiterate, if I see you trying to go crazy on the cheatin' like last time, somethin' bad is going to happen to you.

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Alright, everyone! There's a lot on the line this time, as Hulk Hogan takes on Vader for the #1 contendership! As you already know, the main event of KINOMANIA is also on the line here. Cornette has been warned not to engage in any trickery, but I'm not sure a man like Vader even needs the help. It's been a long road for both these men, and for them the road to KINOMANIA collides here!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/WmIQi0vCV6GJ

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>>20801911
>somethin' bad is going to happen to you.
Nothing involving a banana, I hope.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by submission...the immortal HULK HOOOOGAAAAAAAN!!

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Ladies and gentlemen, The Hulkster has secured the main event at the showcase of the based, and there he is celebrating in the ring, drinking in the adulation of all the millions and millions of Hulkamaniacs both in the crowd and all over the world! He had to conquer a living mountain to do it, but the Hulkster has emerged victorious once again!

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>>20802111
>>20802119
This finish works for me, brother.

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>>20802119
>>20802111

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Can't wait for Kinomania

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The Hulkster is going to main event KINOMANIA!

posting in a cringe thread

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Now listen here, boy. I saw you tryin to distract the referee in that last match. You just couldn't help yourself, could you? Well, that was very minor fuckery by your standards and it didn't really do you any good anyway, so I'm gonna let it slide. But I warn you Jim, don't make me regret this little bit of leniency. If you try to fuck around in this next match, you will receive the terrible punishment that has been prepared for just such an instance.

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now time for rock talk with grug! this best part of show, so put rocks together while grug dance for you. you dance too shake club make unga bunga and have good time!

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now time to introduce guest! everybody talking about this man since he join tribe, so now we let him talk too! everybody put rocks together again for THE ROCK!

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Rock Talk Episode 5 with The Rock:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/13kCP3lyAmPq

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hahahah thats right, this time on Rock Talk we not just stand around and talk like old she-grug who gossip about which grug have biggest peepee. this time we give you good fight with Rock and raptor grug! And winner of fight is THE ROCK! him break raptor grug's neck and grug pretty sure he die. now grug no have to feed goat to raptor grug in morning. that good because grug running out of goats!

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And now we take you live to the alleyway behind the 4chan arena, where the notorious faggot known as Wolfie is being prepared for the sixth of his seven deadly KWABs. Alright, gentlemen, place the condemned in the correct spot. Tonight, we got something truly horrible in store for you, boy! For your attempts to sabotage this company, you will suffer a terrible fate indeed. Alright gentlemen, your work is done here. Just stand back and let the KWAB commence.

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Hey Wolfie! Take a look up there on top of the arena! Is that?....IT IS! IT'S RIKISHI! RIKISHI IS HERE TO DELIVER THE KWAB! And it looks like we got a full moon in more ways than one!

>>20803027
oh hell yeah this should be mmmmmbadass

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And so, Wolfie, for your sixth KWAB, you shall receive...THE ULTIMATE STINKFACE! mmmmmmmmm that's badass! Oh, by the way, Wolfie...Rikishi had baked beans for dinner tonight, which will only add to the horrors that you now face. Now witness the awful price of treason!

>>20803050
lol gigabased

>>20803050
wolfie in the mud again lmao

>>20803050
Mmm-mmm-mmm it's just like when his daddy forcefully made little Wolfie lick his asshole as a child. That little faggot got raped, just like his hero Nash did.

>>20804263
92 crew isnt about that pedo talk, blud. you need to know your role, newfag.

>>20803050
when are you going to give the fans what they want and book the Lundy Sr. and Lundy Jr. vs Hennimore and Shankism?

>>20804535
Sup Lundy, is it true your dad raped you or was it consensual like when your hero Nash sucked black cock for money as a child?

>>20804636
>>20804642
>lundy still trying this hard to poison the well of 92posting
i know the lore of kevin nash's infamous rape quite well and this chomo shit isnt a part of it. those rapey detroit nigs may not be nice people, but they at least had the decency to rape nash as a grown man. and dont try to deny that its you wolfie because no one else around here is obsessed with parental molestation. first it was bryan and birdie, now youre making up gay pedo porn about nash and his dad. reexamine your life.

>>20804733
Of course Nash didn't get raped as a child, you accidentally let it slip that he consensually sucked black cock to make money for his family Lundy. Unlike yourself, who got your booty blasted night after night after night after night after night when you were only 11 years old. Did your dad force you to suck his cock as well wolfie? Or did you just do that for fun as a kid?

>>20804746
uh huh sure thing pedo boy. so how did you like the taste of rikishi's ass?
>>20803050
did his farts have a hint of coconut? the people deserve to know!

>>20804780
So you just sucked your dad's cock for fun? KWAB. This is why you're the laughing stock of K-WAB Lundy. You should probably kill yourself and take your family with you. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I got raped as a child like you did.

Just to let everyone know, the last match is still in progress and will be posted when it's done.

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>>20805640
How bout no

>>20806460
how bout you rest these bizzalls in your jizzaws beeeyatch?

>>20804792
fuck off wolfie, no ones buying it. hey mods you might want to take a look at this guy, you might find something interesting.

great show so far cant wait for the last match. got an ETA for us booker man?

>>20807629
I apologize for the long delay on this match, there was a very difficult animation at the end and I only just now got it finished. I ran into an unexpected problem and had to go frame-by-frame which takes forever. However, I think it will not be too much longer, as the hardest part is now done. I would estimate two hours, maybe a little less.

>>20807682
based, cook it up

George Lundy is your daddy

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>Schizophrenia the thread

So we all know this is one guy talking to himself right?

>>20808251
it's 2 equally dimeless brothers

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>>20808251
no but we do all know that you're a buttfucking faggot who sticks gerbils up your ass while partying with effy. and yes, you will burn in hell for that.

I am glad to announce that the last match is uploading now.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT for the evening, and it will be for the K-WAB Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers...from the dark side, at a total combined weight of 457 pounds...accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, they are "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton and "Gangster of Love" Stan Lane, The Midnight Express!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qb9wuj.mp3

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And their opponents...from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal and they are the reigning K-WAB Tag Team Champions, the ROAD WARRIORS!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHrrtYPMwdnc
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/l8zaf6.mp3

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And the referee holds the title belts high for all the autists to see. As tag team matches go, this one is as high-stakes as it gets. For all four of these men, this is what it's all about.

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And now at last, it's time for the main event! Camp Cornette has already blown one title opportunity tonight, but here they have a chance to pluck victory from the jaws of defeat. But of course, to do that they have to go through a wall of muscle and aggression, and that wall is our reigning tag team champions The Road Warriors! Which team is going to KINOMANIA as the champions?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/rmy753iqX4GP

>>20809004
holy fucking dimes lol

K-WAB is better than AEW and WWE combined

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>>20809038
Glad you're enjoying the show fren. It's loyal fans like you that keep us going.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners...AND STILLL K-WAB WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...HAWK AND ANIMAL, THE ROAD WARRIORS!

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Well, I warned ol' Jimmy about what would happen if he tried to cheat in this match. I almost feel bad because asking Jim Cornette not to cheat is like asking a dog not to chase cats. But nevertheless, he has suffered a terrible KWAB, having been dropped from the rafters and sent crashing through three tables! they even pelted with bananas and rubber chickens for good measure! Hawk and Animal were only too happy to help me out and drop him from the ceiling for old times sake.

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I'm told that Cornette is on his way to the hospital now, and they say he's cussin' and fussin' all the way there. He's had to be restrained for his own safety, which I'm sure won't help his mood either. Don't worry about him too much, though, because he's much too mean to die.

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Alright, frens, it's time to decide this week's KWAB OF THE WEEK. We have a couple solid candidates this time. With Cornette having been double KWAB'd and sent to the hospital, he would seem to be the frontrunner. However, let's not forget that Wolfie took the ultimate stinkface from Rikishi, which we think is even worse. Besides, we feel that Jim Cornette is surely more deserving of mercy than wolfbitch. Yes, it seems that Wolfie has taken the KWAB OF THE WEEK award yet again! And his final deadly KWAB will occur at (you guessed it), the showcase of the based, KINOMANIA.

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It's been a hell of a show tonight, with all sorts of surprises. Let's take a quick look at the results of tonight's bouts.

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And now it's time to see how tonight's matches affected the official rankings:

>The 4 Horsemen defeated DX to take the #1 contendership in the new Gang division. So far no other gang has been ranked.
>Mistico defeated both Rey Mysterio and Hayabusa to defend his #2 contendership (Cruiserweight). Rey remains at #10 and Hayabusa remains at #9
>Kane's trial by combat had no effect on the rankings because neither of his opponents were ranked and this was not a K-WAB sanctioned match anyway.
>Hulk Hogan defeated Vader to take the #1 contendership (Heavyweight). Vader drops down to #5.
>The Rock Vs Raptor Grug had no effect on the rankings because Raptor Grug was an unranked one-off who will likely never be used again (mostly because The Rock snapped his neck and killed him).
>The Road Warriors defeated #2 contenders The Midnight Express to defend the Tag Team Championships. The Midnight Express does not lose their ranking but they will not be eligible for another title shot until they defend that ranking.

>Rankings Not Pictured:
>HEAVYWEIGHT:
11. Harambe
12. Brody King
13. David Benoit
14. Necro Butcher
15. Kane
16. Ric Flair
17. Terry Funk
18. Kazuchika Okada
19. Captain Confederate
20. Cactus Jack
21. Steven Regal
22. Randy Savage
23. Sting
24. Mike Awesome
25. Antonio Inoki
26. Rick Rude
27. Ryback
28. Fit Finlay
29. Shrek
30. New Jack
31. The Sandman
32. Rob Van Dam
33. A Bear
34. The Rock
35. Earthquake

>CRUISERWEIGHT
11. Tourettes Guy
12. Great Muta

>GANG
1. 4 Horsemen

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Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.

>ARCHIVE PAGE ONE
Independence Day Rumble 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20765791
Saturday Night Rumble 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20728538
Saturday Night Rumble 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20386416
Hype Zone Episode 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20349049
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 14: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20280137
Saturday Night Rumble 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20188725
Hype Zone Episode 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20154180
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 13: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20111685
Hype Zone Episode 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20030993
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 12: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19983366
Saturday Night Rumble 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19706595
Hype Zone Episode 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431
Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643
Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376
Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735

>ARCHIVE PAGE TWO
Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363
Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930

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NEXT WEEK:
Next Saturday, we will present the 7th episode of K-WAB Hype Zone. The next one will not be quite as high-effort as this weeks show, as Hype Zone is our B-show, but we have plenty of KINO in store for you nevertheless. The card will include:
>Hulk Hogan Vs Skeletor
>Asuka Vs Sensational Sherri in a 2-out-of-3 falls "give up or get out" match
>David Benoit Vs Hangman Page in an electric corners deathmatch
>The Ultimate Warrior Vs HHH for the World Heavyweight Title
>A 5th match booked by you, the loyal fans of K-WAB Wrestling

As for the non-match content, this one will be heavy on the recaps and KINOMANIA-related promos, because it is the go-home show for KINOMANIA. This means that the main focus of Hype Zone episode 7 will be to get everyone (me included) properly HYPED for the showcase of the based.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We thank you for joining us tonight, and for your patience in regards to recent delays. It is the intention of K-WAB Wrestling to continue providing the KINO that this board needs and deserves to the best of our ability. Basically, we will stick around as long as you want us to, or until we all die and rot. But let's not get all dark and serious...After all, a wrestling show is supposed to be fun and we hope that we've provided that for you with tonight's episode. We'll be back next week with Hype Zone, and then there will be a two week intermission so that we can get the big show ready. Then, when we come back, it will be time at last for the big night, the showcase of the based...KINOMANIA. We hope to see each and every one of you next time, as this show wouldn't be worth a ding dong diddly shit without the good people of /pw/ who make it all possible. Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.

Outro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ggmj2l.mp3

>>20809647
kek the lolcow in chief wins again

>>20811130
Cant wait

>>20802087
>>20809343
yep it did involve a banana lol

>>20812976
and a rubber chicken to boot

>>20803050
you should make a compilation video when all wolfie's KWABs are done

>>20809663

Is Raptor Grug really dead or are there any more of his kind? Asking if he may be avaible for any fan suggestion matches?

>>20814910
I had originally planned for Raptor Grug to just be a one-off and never appear again. However, if you guys actually like Raptor Grug, those plans could change. Although he did technically die, there are multiple ways in which I could bring him back. For now, I will make Raptor Grug available for fan-booked matches and we'll see how it goes.

>>20814675
That's the plan

>>20815558
based

>>20815558
Be sure to reference George Lundy's rape!

>>20815558
raptogrug vs frankenstein could be promising

>>20817145
I think so too.

>>20817145
or tourettes guy lol

a fine episode thank you OP

bump

Basement Bros deliver again

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>>20819786
Fucking rights, they did.

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This is what I imagine The Devil who owns Hellfire Wrestling looks like

>>20821368
kek thats some thicc debbil ass

>>20809647
how many times has wolfbitch won it now?

>>20822090
He'll likely win it 14-21 more times.

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>>20809885
I will never stop advocating, pushing, promoting and hyping up my boy until he gets the gold. Ten fucking reigns in a row, even. And if any of you got a problem with that, you can just go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour shit for all I care.