I think he's in my top 10 OAT.
>>20814392He could have gone so much further if he just put down the fork, increased his cardio, and stopped shoot-hurting motherfuckers
>>20814392Pearl River Powerhouse board
>>20814392>Faarooq (Ron Simmons) defeats arch nemesis Ahmed Johnsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7zLuCinY8
>>20814392>rambles incoherently in you're pathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRxSFWi7Jgbased.
>>20814392I swear it seems like none of the wrestlers from back in his day liked himEven all the black ones hated him as a shoot. Booker, Stevie Ray, Faarooq, Mark Henry, Godfather.....even fucking D'Lo BrownYou gotta be a real asshole if even cornball-ass nice guy D'Lo Brown doesn't fuck with you
>>20814392BASED! Ahmed was a great promo. Up there with the Ultimate Warrior for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-UkJP6Ali0
>>20814392I'm a steel cut chad myself but instant is acceptable if I don't have time.
>>20814392>>20814871Love the People's Possehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ1fl9rEz80
>>20814860he acted like a total nigger and constantly injured people, ron simmons beat the shit out of him after he returned from a injury ahmed caused
>>20814916I think everyone hated him because he was inexplicably over as fuck. he got the biggest pops of 1997, second only to Austin and Bret in Canada.
imagine being unable to wear any kind of pants other than jorts because your quads are too bigyet for some reason wear thigh pads when you wrestle
>>20814941It's obvious when you look back. If it wasn't for the birth of the Attitude Era, I legit think he would have been the first black WWF Champion. The crowd loved Ahmed. He was part of some major angles with top stars too
>>20814981
>>20814392Better than Oba in every way and I'm not trolling
>>20815100Agreed. Ahmed had presence and could lift people, after that it was luck if you'll get hurt
We need black guys like this desu. I think most black people into wrestling are just nerds, unfortunately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGPDkblx91c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bGErn95VGQ
>>20814392we know, kev
>>20814981bah gawd what a hoss
>>20814941>was undeniably over as hell at his peak>could've been champ, should've been champ>but none of the top guys would put him over>not chosen by Vince to be The Guy>peaks at Intercontinental Champ>accusations of injuring at least one guy in the ring>hated by some of his co-workers>Quit WWE, wrestling career just dies afterwards, never stays anywhere for longThe injuring people actually seems to be legit with Ahmed, but when you look at it all he really was like the Ryback of the 90s.
>>20814941Look at how he was portrayed at survivor series 95. They were going to go all the way with him. He would have been champ by 1997 if he wasn't a retard.
>>20814412This. Dude was awesome but always gassed immediately.
He's legit in my top ten, I'm not even joking.Compared to everyone else in that timeframe, he got off relatively light.>No injuries that left him crippled or addicted on pills or even dead>Doesn't have to wrestle to make ends meet at his age>Came in, got out, got paid>Married with kids, living life each day as he sees fit>Made peace with Ron Simmons If I want to see what he'd look like as a top guy, I'd just fire up any of the WWE games, create him and go to work.
there was that 500 wrestling rumors thing that said that he had white girls so pimped out he would use their tongues as toilet paper. still like him now, timmy?
>>20814392Mine too.
His fellow blacks sabotaged him
Our board (and indeed every board) is basically this>good wrestlerThis guy fucking succcccccks>one of the worst wrestlers ever but from the pastThis guy was so fucking good
>>20818424Kek, slice it.
>>20815837>not chosen by Vince to be The GuyVince gave this tard a megapush thobeit, he was clearly being positioned for the world belt
i don't take my prozac anymohttps://youtu.be/sGPDkblx91c
popped mehttps://youtu.be/QL8B2YPcOLA
Has anyone tried this look again? For not being in wrestling that long, he weirdly has an iconic attire that I don't associate with anybody else.
it's stupid to hate him because he was roughing up the other wrestlers when that shouldn't concern you at all. for the fan what matters is that his stuff looked awesome.
The only thing I liked from Ahmed Johnson's entire wrestling career was that time he was being stretchered backstage and Goldust went up to him and gave him mouth-to-mouth to try to revive him, then Ahmed crashed out afterwards. That shit was funny as hell
>>20818424so why was this bad wrestler so popular and entertaining?
>>20818989He was pretty much the black Ultimate Warrior, except less poetic and more street gibberish
>>20814392Is it true Ahmed would wear knee pads on his elbows just to pop the white boys?
>>20814392need to see him with my favorite joshi
>>20814881I love oatmeal. It makes shitting time a majestic experience.
>>20814392Why did he wear trunks that were 2 sizes tooo small?
>>20822799He inspired thousands of women's wrestlers.
>>20814392This dude fucking sucked in the ring
>>20819004Ultimate Warrior sucked ass though.
>>20818537No I dont think anyone is retarded enough to wear kneepads on their thighs.
Imagine how many times Sunny sucked him off for some coke
Him and Booker feuded over the letter T
