AEW is a fucking parody of wrestling
>>20817427What was that?
thats roh
>>20817427>Danhausen.webm
trannies just clap and whoop when they see movement, they don't care if what the guy is doing actually looks good or not
>>20817427>guy whose entire gimmick is that he's an obnoxious showy dickhead acts like an obnoxious showy dickheadbros I'm starting to suspect e-drones aren't very smart
>>20817501>AEW is stupid gay shit that makes you embarrassed to watch pro wtestling on purposeWoe, great idea
>>20817504You watch the fed lol
>>20817500So why aren't they watching gymnastics or ballet?
>>20817427If they're gonna do flippy shit, at least watch Nitro from '96-'98 and get a clue how to do it effectively.
>>20817427how long before AEW creates a wrestler whose finish is to kick the guy in the back of the head, pull down his trunks, and unironically fuck the opponent's ass?
>>20817427>this is the type of shit Dave Smellturdz is giving 5 starsFake ass ratings.
>>20817514Ballet and gymnastics gatekeep fat ugly brown low iq gay tranny retards in unwashed black t-shirts who reek of body odour and stale cum
>>20817514Not queer enough for them. Troons are all autistic nerds that get off on liking the most retarded niche things. Also those things take talent. Something troons don’t have and aren’t interested in.
>>20817543You're obsessed with transsexuals.
>>20817427
>>20817537it's not that deep hermano
>>20817607Jim has completely avoiding that lmao.
>>20817607The difference is this is a comedy gimmick while this >>20817427 is supposed to be taken seriously
>>20817625
>>20817618You're mentally ill.
>>20817630In what way am I moving the goalpost, tranny? You're being disingenuous by posting two comedy gimmick guys doing a comedy spot while those two midgets in OP's webm are supposed to be taken seriously.
>>20817625>Blake Christian is supposed to be taken seriously
>>20817501Why is he doing that to his tag team partner, or at least I assume it's his tag team partner considering how much they're working together.
>>20817661>local man thinks wrestling is real
>>20817427This unironically looks like something prompted into AI
>>20817427We love ourguy Blake Christian here
>>20817678>rants about boogeymanWOW YOU SURE PROVED ME WRONG
>>20817427That's ROH.
>>20817678See you in three days, anon. This board is North Korea.
American wrestling has always been like that.Some promotions included a little wrestling sometimes, but mostly a joke.
How many stars did this get from Dave?
>>20817514I like watching gymnastics and ballet. Don't insult such wonderful displays of art by comparing them to aew.
>>20817427came in here expecting to see a botch or something. it's an ROH clip and there's nothing even egregious in it. let me guess, something really embarrassing happened to WWE overnight.
>>20818078>there's nothing even egregious in itTell me you like flippy shit without saying you like flippy shit.
>>20818075Lol faggot.
>>20817427at first I wanna say Bret Hart would never do that, but it looks like spastic lou thesz style wrestling from the 1930s imo, maybe it's older than old school
>>20817427Ya gotta love the Vanilla Baby, ya just gotta!
>>20817427How do aewtists watch this without cringing jesus christ
>>20817427why did he break the pin?
>>20818113take this feminine passive aggressive parroting of shit you heard a podcaster say back to the jerk, you might actually get a pop there
>>20817505The AEW Men's World Champion https://youtu.be/51vRjNALiVc?si=rVGnwJw-MTwPzGt-
>>20817427>ROHthats your problem
If I were to guess the spring board is to give momentum to the rebound, and that they did the spot to fast, but it’s suppose to be him rolling with the kick out not giving up the pin. And then no idea if that was suppose to be a leg drop or a dropkick.
>>20817607kek nuked his piggy ass
>>20818249jesus christ
>>20818170How about I pop deeze nuts into your mouth
>>20817427>ROHKek fucking rEtard
>>20818249What the fuck is this shit...
>>20818170cooked that pig
>>20818249How is this any less fake than an average Orange Cassidy match?
>>20818379>how is a magic spell different than someone not selling lazy kicks You tell me
Bobby Eaton would have just thrown one good working punch, got a bigger reaction and drew more.
>>20818249You've been spamming this shit for weeks. Get a hobby or something. This is just weird.
>>20817494>That's not WWE that's NXT
>>20817494More like ruh-roh
>>20818596It's how he copes with the Tony fumbled Danhausen posts. By posting clips from a house show match.
>>20817427vanilla baby got the moves
>>20818596>You've been spamming this shit for weeks. Get a hobby or something. This is just weird.
>>208182492 time WWE Champion the Miz
>>20817427>AEW is a fucking parody of wrestling
>>20817501Doesn't really work when a lot of his actual sequences are complete dog shit too.This just goes deep into the diminishing returns territory.>>20817666You don't get wrestling.>>20817607>>20818249DIMES.
>>20817494ROH under Tony Khan is just AEW Dark with ROH logos slapped over everything. ROH has the same roster as AEW and AEW belts are routinely defended on ROH shows. ROH died years ago and Tony continues to parade its corpse around and ruin any nostalgia people had for actual ROH.
>>20818699This isn't really bad in a conceptual level, just an executional one because Fatu is a complete shitter and so is roman
>>20817427Is this the fucking circus?
>>20817514Because there weren't any ironic reddit posts they read about gymnastics being "redneck anime" or some dumb shit.
>>20818675So AEW's roster is comparable to non-wrestlers that don't know how to bump?
>>20818249I'm starting to think Danhausen is a double agent sent by Tony Khan to embarrass WWE. There's no other rational explanation for this.
>>20819179House show. Even stone cold and the rock used to do silly shit at house shows. Stop crying over it.
>>20817427Why didn't he let the ref count?
>>20819185Really? Let's see two examples that are half as embarrassing.
>>20817427That's ROHya retard
>>20817427suffah aewsuffah bitch
>>20817427nobody watches those matches
>>20817528Literally Danshoku Dino's gimmick.He's a guy from DDT Pro who's gimmick is he's gay and he absolutely tries to rape the other wrestler.
>>20817607>family entertainment show has match clearly aimed at kidsThis is only a problem if every match on the card is like this, which is what AEW does. What about this are you not getting?
>>20818379Danhausen isn't doing 20 minute competitive matches with main eventers like Orange Cassidy does.
>>20818675>AEW fans get upset when people actually sell
>>20818249>>20817607That's based
>>20817427But he did a bunch of fast flips bro that's better than Hulk Hogan
>>20819078>don't know how to bumpIt's a very good bump from a shit kick