1. At least punching yourself has impact. AEW matches have so many missed strikes you start wondering if everyone’s fighting ghosts.2. The pain is straightforward and honest. AEW pain is the slow, creeping kind where you realize 40 minutes later the match had no story.3. You control the pacing. AEW pacing is like someone hit shuffle on a playlist of random flips, surprise debuts, and promos that go nowhere.4. You know exactly why you’re suffering. AEW suffering is mysterious, like a puzzle with missing pieces and three different endings.5. It’s cheaper than buying tickets to watch Tony Khan book another 47-man tag match. Your dignity stays intact, too.6. You don’t have to pretend the roster isn’t bloated beyond comprehension. Punching yourself requires no mental gymnastics.7. You won’t be forced to watch a storyline that starts, stops, reverses, and then gets abandoned. Your fist has better long-term booking than AEW.8. You don’t have to hear the commentary team desperately trying to explain what’s happening. Your own groans are more coherent.9. You won’t be subjected to another “surprise debut” that derails the entire show. The only thing debuting is your own poor life choices.10. The pain ends quickly. AEW pain lasts until the next Dynamite, when you convince yourself “maybe this week will be different” and it absolutely isn’t.
Not reading all of that. Lose weight, fatE
>>20826108Why do you even reply if you're "not angry"? >thread hiddenGo back to that meme but do it for real without announcing it, your life will be so much better trust me
>>20826101Are you using AI to write all of these? They're not funny
>>20826101Based
>>20826101yea. this sums up AEW in a nutshell
>>20826101Saar excellent post powered by AI just like everyones favourite sports entertanment show WWE Raw
>>20826101Cool story, still not watching WWE
>>20826158>y-you're AI!The copes from you just keep getting more pathetic. My man thinks he's on here arguing with Grok lol
>>20826133>>20826158>no one writes anything anymore
>>20826237Is there even an actual guy at this point? Going by the shrinking crowd sizes I'm starting to think it's just some misguided bot
>>20826233FALSE. Can't speak for OP but all my posts are original and on average get 2-3 (You)s. The AEW fan hates me but I've never been accused of being "fake". Even when I say shit like, "If I see anybody out in public wearing AEW merchandise, I will beat the shit out of them and stomp on their head until gravy pours out." they know I'm like Chris Benoit: 4 Real
>>20826253You're lucky then.I've taken the time to write out some takes I put a lot of thought into, only to be accused of being AI because some of the retards around here were too stupid to respond to what was being said.The ironic part is that it's actually a compliment. Hallucinations and slop aside, AI is trained on an unfathomable amount of material so that it can regurgitate well-formed answers in an easy-to-digest manner.Amazing technology but, end of the day, I'm anti-AI anyway. Shit's going to rot brains over the long haul unless the bubble pops soon.
>>20826281Not to criticize OP, but the shitpost is almost too well informed. One can tell they hate watch AEW. Which unironically makes them a mark.
>>20826307I mean, I'm not OP but I'm willing to believe it's a regular poster and not even necessarily a mark.There's plenty of us who've given AEW chance and chance again, just to get burned for foolishly putting our hands in the fire yet again.
>AI slop + edrone apologiaGOOD MARNING SAAR RAMEN RAIN IS THE MOST MIGHTY
>>20826316Shut the fuck up tranny, you'll never be a real woman.
>>20826253He seethes because all of his threads end up the same way... him samefagging and talking to himself. Whenever he sees another thread bumping he absolutely loses his mind and starts coping and shitting up the thread like he's doing this one. It's a well thought out thread that generates wrestling discussion.
>>20826329As a rule, I don't make threads but I've been known to necrobump an old thread if I have something to say/add - so I've witnessed many a nuclear meltdown.
>>20826101Lmao
>>20826167>still not watching WWEThread hidden too, riiight ?
>>2082610111. punching you in the dick reminds you that you still have a dick, unlike an aew watcher
>>20826663Lmao
>>20826663>>20826665You know what the AEWsimp loves to do lately? Report on how long it takes between two negative AEW posts. If it's over a minute, he shits himself, smears it all over his keyboard screaming GOTCHA!If it's under a minute? He gets very very quiet.
Why are the piggiEs squealing so hard tonight? There's like 10 of these threads.
>>20826700It's just one (1) guy doing this. Using AI to come up with walls of seething text he is too dumb to think up himself using his own brainBut yes he is having a psychotic episode all over the board spamming/flooding these threads. See also the deluge of "10 REASONS WHY AEW SUCKS/[x] IS BETTER THAN AEW"Full blown AEW Derangement Syndrome
>>20826101I like # 8. Only time I watch aew is on Botchamania and the announcers are always covering for them. Probably an edict from Tony himself to hide how fucking awful the shows are.
>>20826121just as the scorpion on the frog's back needs to let out a sting, the pig on the mobility scooter needs to let out a squeal; it is simply in the non-human's nature to produce a vile substance from its backside that is capable of fatally affecting its victims.
>>20826700>>20826719All you do is reply to yourself and cry into your diaper. When the E-Gods told all AEWfags to leave our board, they obeyed. Except for you. Prowrestling is supposed to be FUN. That's why we love it here. If you hate it so much just leave. Your memes all suck anyway.
>>20826101A hearty kek my friend, you made me laugh.
>>20826739Stink couldn't even understand the basics about his gimmick
>>20826307It's AI Generated slop. OP didn't write it, he needs a computer program to do his thinking for him because he's retarded
>>20826101We should have brand new Top Ten threads daily about how much AEW sucks.
kek they hated this one
>>20826101All true.
