>>20845180
No one cares homo

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I hate K-WAB

>>20845180
based, LETS GOOOOOOOO

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Let's begin by taking a quick look at tonight's matches (other than the fan-booked finale, of course).

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Last week on Saturday Night Metal, we had a very eventful evening indeed. The Sting/Shawn Michaels match became our first gang match, with DX and The 4 Horsemen facing off in an 8-man tag. After revealing Roddy Piper as their fourth member, The Horsemen emerged victorious. Next, we had a 3-way Iron Eagle Cup tiebreaker match to determine the challenger for the cruiserweight title at KINOMANIA. Mistico managed to defeat Hayabusa and Rey Mysterio and claim the spot. After an amusing segment from LA Knight and Danhausen, we got to see the final round of Kane's trial by combat in hell. In a fiery "devil's BBQ" match, he managed to defeat both Josef Stalin and The Hellbeast to claim his freedom at last. Fit Finlay and Big Vito gave us a little preview of their upcoming match at KINOMANIA, and then it was time for Hulk Hogan Vs Vader. Despite some skullduggery from Cornette, the Hulkster emerged victorious and claimed the main event spot at KINOMANIA as the #1 contender. Cornette was warned against any further cheating, and then it was time for a new episode of Rock Talk with Grug. Grug had a special challenge for his guest, The Rock. That surprise was a special challenge match against a freak of nature created by the mating of a cavewoman with a velociraptor. The Rock not only defeated Raptor Grug, but also snapped his neck and killed him. But some would say that Wolfie met an even worse fate in our next segment, where he received the ULTIMATE STINKFACE from Rikishi! In the main event, The Midnight Express had a chance to win the Tag Team Titles from The Road Warriors. However, despite Cornette's rampant cheating, they were beaten decisively. As a penalty for all his skullduggery and tomfoolery, Jim Cornette was then given a double chokeslam from the rafters through three tables.
Saturday Night Metal Episode 15 thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20800742

>>20845224
rootin for my boy davie

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This is the last stop on the road to KINOMANIA, and we will be talking a lot about it tonight. The officials at Madison Square Garden have expressed some misgivings about the violent and uncensored nature of our content, and they are attempting to force President Von Erich to tone things down and include trannies in the show. However, President Von Erich has refused their demands and they are powerless to do anything. The contract between our two companies clearly states that they cannot attempt to enforce creative control in any way. Tickets are on sale throughout the world for $5000 but all the /pw/bros get in for free. In other news, Investigator Apu is still working the Sam Hyde case but it may be some time before he gives a report. Also, it turns out that Raptor Grug had a twin brother who is also named Raptor Grug. He is now an official member of the roster. The Grugs don't want him and the raptors will eat him, so he lives in the basement now. For all you fans in attendance here at the 4chan arena, make sure you do not, I repeat, DO NOT enter the basement. One of the Janitor Apus was foolish enough to go down there and hasn't been seen since.

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Tonight's title matchup will be for the big one, the World Heavyweight Championship, currently held by The Ultimate Warrior who has been enjoying a very good run of late. However, before The Warrior can go to KINOMANIA and face Hulk Hogan in the main event, he must complete one more title defense against Triple H! Can the cerebral assassin snatch the top spot and the main event at the showcase of the based? Tonight we will find out.

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>EHEHEHEHEHHH! My next battle should be quite an amusing one. There are some who say this "Hulk Hogan" is the greatest hero of this pitiful little world. If I wish to exert my dominion over the lowly people of Earth, I will have to deal with this so-called American hero and show who is truly the master of the Universe! Although they've hired that boob Orko to serve as the referee, I still have my most powerful weapon, and that is all I need to rid myself of this bald headed fool forever! I may be without my many monstrous minions, but the ruling powers of this planet are completely unprepared for the dark sorcery of Skeletor. With their greatest hero vanquished, these human scum will have no choice but to bow down and make me, SKELETOR, their new supreme emperor! EHEHEHEHEHHH!

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>HULK HOGAN:
Hey brother, it's the Hulkster! I don't know if you heard about this, brother He-Man, but your old arch enemy Skeletor, it looks like that bony jabroni found that portal between Eternia and Earth, Jack!

>HE-MAN:
That's not very good news, Hulkster. If Skeletor has found that portal we created, it means he can cause some serious trouble for your world.

>HULK HOGAN:
That's right brother, We made that portal so you could come visit me on Earth and we could go hangin' and bangin' on Venice Beach, dude, but that bony jabroni, he thinks he can use it to take over the world, and that finish doesn't work for the Hulkster man, so the Hulkster just wants to ask you, brother He-Man, if you got any advice that might help the Hulkster take out the trash tonight!

>HE-MAN:
Well, Skeletor is almost as strong as I am, so you'll want to watch out for that, Hulkster. But the real danger with Skeletor is his magic. I'm sure he's planned some kind of trickery for you, so watch your back at all times. But I'll tell you one thing about Skeletor, he gets frustrated very easily, and he's also kind of a coward if he's faced with a power equal to his own. Hopefully Orko can keep him from using his magic, so you'll just need to figure out a way to frustrate him. Do you need me to come down there and help?

>HULK HOGAN:
Don't you worry about that, brother He-Man! The Hulkster knows just what to do now. The Hulkster is gonna go out there and call down the power of Hulkamania and run wild on this bony jabroni! Thanks brother!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the black heart of Snake Mountain, weighing 293 pounds...he is the dark meme lord of Eternia, Skeletor!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bpczZBUsIanK/
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/uba73t.mp3

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And his opponent...from Venice Beach, California, weighing 303 pounds...he is the immortal HULK HOGAN!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/m3Ka963bj6CZ
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/npg5vd.mp3

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And now it's time for our first match of the evening! We got the immortal Hulk Hogan taking on the dastardly cartoon villain known as Skeletor. This is a match that every kid in the 80s wanted to see, and it should be an epic clash of good against evil. The Hulkster has already earned his main event spot at KINOMANIA, but Skeletor would certainly love to derail the momentum of Hulkamania. Click below to see Hulk Hogan Vs Skeletor!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/XSXQNqAaNkfC

>>20845314
was expecting a squash but this one was epic af

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...HULK HOOOOGAAAAAAN!

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For reasons known only to him, K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion The Ultimate Warrior chose to help the Hulkster out during this match. When Skeletor attempted to use the diamond ray of disappearance to banish Hogan to a dimension of darkness, Warrior threw one of his sacred tribal spears and caused the device to explode! Now we won't have to worry about Skeletor banishing people to hell anymore, so that's a plus for the whole locker room.

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>HULK HOGAN:
That's what you get, Jack! Goin around tryin to zap people off to the bowels of hell, like you did to poor Scott Steiner's hoochie, but you didn't count on the power of Hulkamania, brother! It's no wonder you like snakes so much, because that's all you are, dude! Brother He-Man was right about you, you're nothin but a coward without your little magic tricks, and now, thanks to a little help from The Warrior, you won't be zappin anyone with that stupid cube ever again, brother! Your little plan to take over the world just came up against the wall of Hulkamania and became another brick on my road to KINOMANIA where me and my Hulkamaniacs are gonna take the heavyweight championship of the world and then Hulkamania's gonna be unstoppable, runnin wild all across the earth! And as for you, Skeletor, you can go eat shit, dude!
>SKELETOR:
No no no no NOOOO!!! Why did that foolish meddling Warrior have to interfere in my plans? I nearly had that bald headed buffoon banished to a dimension of darkness and evil, but now my diamond ray of disappearance has been destroyed! I shall have to think of a new evil plan to take over the world now...CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

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Hello frens, it's Frenly Apu with the first of tonight's KINOMANIA previews. We'll be going over each match in turn, just to review the history behind each one, what's on the line, and any special stipulations that might apply. And the first one has a hell of a crazy stipulation. It will be an ARMAGEDDON LADDER MATCH, similar to the one that took place between Dracula and The Necro Butcher at Samhain Sacrifice, but with even more fuckery added!

>that right frog, and butcher man, he is king of deathmatch because he beat spooky bloodsucker man. him big chief of deathmatch tribe, but him put crown on line for this match

That's correct Grug. The King of the Deathmatch title, represented by the Crimson Crown, will be on the line in this match. Mick Foley has a rare chance to capture the crown outside the yearly tournament. This match was made when Foley caught Necro outside the arena and challenged him to a match in the nicest way possible. Not one to back down from a fight (and probably itching to avenge recent losses), Necro was only too happy to accept.

>grug think this match be good. fight on ladder, lots of big KABOOM to scare old grug and grug love violence. this one going to make much red water and have many surprise

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Now it's time to pick up the phone and talk to one of our newest signings about his upcoming match at the showcase of the based. Hold on, these damn Canadian numbers always confuse me...there we go

*ring ring ring*
>Hello you've reached Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the excellence of execution, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!

Oh damn, I think we've reached his voicemail, I guess we'll just have to...

>No, no, I'm here. That's how I always answer the phone because uhhh you know, all those things are true. And I just wanna say, I can't wait to get that lousy stinkin hyena Shawn Michaels in the ring again, because I never get tired of kicking his ass and I don't think I ever will!

Well, you two certainly have an old and well-known hatred for one another. What do you plan to do when you meet the heartbreak kid at KINOMANIA?

>uhhh well you know...I'm gonna do what I always do. I'm gonna go out there, I'm gonna give the people what they paid to see, I'm gonna put him in the sharpshooter and make him scream for his worthless faggot ancestors. I'm gonna punish him like we used to do in the dungeon, and get my revenge for that bullshit in Montreal once and for all!

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Another of our KINOMANIA matches will see another chapter in the ancient and venerated rivalry between The 92 Crew and The NWO Wolfpac. It's no secret that these two teams have been bitter enemies ever since the 92 Crew collided with Kevin Nash's ass in the sweltering hot summer of 1992. The 92 Crew are bringing Mabel, Mo, New Jack and Booker T, while the Wolfpac is bringing Nash, Razor Ramon, Wolfie, and a mystery partner. Yes, it will be a no-holds-barred 8-man gang fight of extreme proportions!

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Fit Finlay and Big Vito have been serious rivals since they first met on the first episode of Saturday Night Rumble. Although Finlay won the rumble (and with it, a contract to join our fine organization), Vito came very close and was the last man eliminated. President Von Erich then decided to sign Vito as well. It was supposed to be a surprise, but Vito ruined the surprise by interfering in Finlay's match with Shrek. We've seen a few good promos with these guys ripping on each other in all kinds of amusing and racist ways, but at KINOMANIA they are finally going to settle the score!

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>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I WAS JUST FIXING UP ANOTHER POT OF MY WORLD FAMOUS PIZZA SPAGHETTI WHEN THIS FUCKING FROG CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO COME AND WRESTLE! AND HE SAID HE WANTS ME TO FIGHT SOME SLANT EYED DOG EATING GOOK BITCH NAMED ASUKA! I CAN'T STAND BITCHES LIKE HERRRR! SO AFTER I TOSS HER OUT OF THE RING AND CLAIM THAT WINNER'S PRIZE MONEY, I'M GONNA CHOP THIS ZIPPERHEAD SLUT UP AND COOK HER IN MY NEXT POT OF PIZZA SPAGHETTI!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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>Bitch, you think you can offend the mistress of tomorrow with racial slurs? hahahaha, I LOVE RACIAL SLURS! That is because Asuka is the most notorious Nazi in Japan. I was going to retire, but then I learned that the glorious fuhrer Adolf Hitler had been resurrected from the dead and that he became a manager here. I knew that I had to come and offer my services to the fuhrer and help him to build the glorious thousand year reich. That's right, I have joined the Fourth Reich! We will build a new Axis alliance and we will crush the jews, exterminate the gypsies, gas the trannies and all those smelly Albanians too! I am eternally loyal to my fuhrer, sensational one, and I will prove it in the ring tonight!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for two out of three falls, and it will be a Give Up Or Get Out match! This means that a competitor can only win by submission, or by throwing their opponent over the top rope. Introducing first...from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing 138 pounds...she is the sensational one, Sensational Sherri!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/f0JZvdz55pbY
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/8tnufp.mp3

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And her opponent...from Osaka, Japan, weighing 137 pounds...she is the empress of tomorrow and the first lady of the Fourth Reich, she is ASUKA!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/a5PqDjMIWtKs
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/jjwzcr.mp3

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We've got an excellent women's match for you this week, ladies and gentlemen. Asuka and Sensational Sherri make a double debut tonight, and we will mark the occasion with this special "Give Up Or Get Out" match. To win this match, one of these women must score two out of three falls by tossing one another out of the ring or getting a submission. Asuka has just shocked the world by going full nazi and joining up with Adolf Hitler's Fourth Reich, but Sherri plans to make that thousand year reich a little shorter. Which of these crazy bitches will stand triumphant when it's all over?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/YFMh53zpUDmQ

>>20845684
>asuka and hitler linked up
>need it or keep it?

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by double tossout...ASUKA!

another dimeless thread that will be necrobumped for a week by the basement brothers as they seethe about some made up boogeymen and project homosexual rape fantasies onto anons who dare shit on those threads

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At our next show, KINOMANIA, we will finally crown a women's champion. As you can see from that last match, we've got some great female competitors around here, with more arriving all the time. So, on night one, eight women will compete in an over-the-top battle royal to determine who will take that beautiful belt on the screen behind us and become the first K-WAB Women's Champion!

>grug like to watch pretty lady fight. but sometimes pretty lady get grug in trouble because grug lose control, start wanking big peepee lizard in public place! policeman try to stop, so GRUG BONK! but all grug look alike so police man never find grug hahahahaha

Well, please do try to control yourself Grugster, we civilized folk like to keep that kind of thing behind closed doors. But anyway, here are the eight participants in the Women's Rumble:
>Asuka
>Bull Nakano
>Liv Morgan
>Luna Vachon
>Natsupoi
>Sensational Sherri
>Sunny
>Tessa Blanchard

>>20845811
and you are but another dimeless hater trying to ruin everybody's fun. begone.

>>20845847
kek ya seethe

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>I just wanna tell all you wrestling fans out there, that the Road Warriors are still celebrating our tremendous victory last week over those two sparkly little faggots and the two-bit carnival barker who manages 'em! There's just somethin' we really love about dropping little Jimmy Cornhole from scaffolds, and who knows, we might even do it again someday!
>That's right, Hawk! We told all you losers, we put all you punks on notice that nothin was gonna stand in the way of these two Chicago roughnecks and now they want us to fight a goddamn sasquatch and some bluegum pirate from Somalia! Well it ain't nothin new for the Road Warriors to beat up weirdos and freaks, so we're gonna feel right at home at KINOMANIA when we give you the doomsday device and break your necks and end your gay little pirate larp forever!

>>20845864
but enough about you

>>20845894
why ya cryin basement tranny?

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>Arrr matey, the pirate's life has been good to us. After joinin up with ol' Cap'n Blackbeard, we been plunderin so many riches, we don't even have time to count 'em all, ya-harr! And after we beat those two little kraut girls in our last swashbuckle, we get the chance to pillage the golden belts and become the champions of the world! So drink up lads, for tomorrow we all may die!
>Haw haw haw, mon ami, zose Road Warriors vill have no chance against ze most ravenous dogs in all ze seven seas! Zere is nothing better zen a bottle of fine wine after ze hard day of pirating, oui? Ve have set sail for zis place zey call Madison Square Garden, and ven ve get zere, ve vill find all ze richest people and steal all zere valuables, and zen ve vill add ze golden belts to our pile of ill-gotten gains, yo ho!

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It's certainly been a long feud between Kane and The Undertaker. In fact, the feud began on our very first show, the first annual Independence Day Rumble. After Kane won the rumble to claim the Gigadimes Title, The Undertaker emerged from the shadows to reveal that the devil had sent him to bring Kane back to Hell. Over time, it was revealed that Kane and The Undertaker made a deal with the devil years ago. As part of this deal, they would enjoy fame and fortune all their lives, but then their souls would be damned to hell. The Undertaker embraced his role and rose in the ranks of hell to become the devil's chief bounty hunter. Kane found a loophole by giving away all his money to the homeless. Thus, he was not rich when he died, and thus the devil did not keep his bargain, and thus Kane escaped the lake of fire. In his first title defense, Kane managed to defeat his brother. However, The Undertaker haunted Kane's steps for months, sumnoning demons and interfering in most of his matches, causing all kinds of trouble. Kane paid him back a little by interfering in his match against Randy Savage. So, to settle the matter, I booked them to fight for the Gigadimes Title at Samhain Sacrifice. At the event, The Undertaker won by using dark magic to send Kane straight to hell. However, Kane managed to fight his way out of hell by winning three rounds of trial by combat against a number of opponents chosen by Satan. So now, with Kane back amongst the living, these two brothers will settle their dark rivalry at the biggest stage of them all, KINOMANIA. Based on what we've seen so far, this one is bound to be crazy.

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>OHHHHH YEESSSSS I've got a tale to tell as well. It's a tale of two brothers, both of them evil and despicable men, and their war has gone all the way to the depths of hell and back, oh yeeesss. But at KINOMANIA, I think it's time for one of these two brothers to make one more trip down below...and that brother will be you, Kane, because at KINOMANIA, your match with my Undertaker will be...A CASKET MATCH! OHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

>>20845842
really nice looking belt actually

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I was just talking to some of the boys back here in the locker room area, and I just happened to witness an important moment in sports-entertainment history. With so many gangs and factions forming lately, and with so many people choosing sides, it is no wonder that the Juggalos would throw their clown hats in the gangwars ring. It would seem that Violent J and Shaggy are undeterred by their recent loss of the tag team titles, and they have now recruited both Sabu and RVD into their new Juggalo faction. However, Barnabus and his zombies refused to join, and they have sworn to start an evil Juggalo stable known as the dark carnival.

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Well, I told you guys earlier that David Benoit had promised us a dope new music video. This music video is meant to serve as a message to his opponent tonight, and after viewing this shit I have to tell you that it is off the hook. So, without any further ado, I give you the musical debut of one David Benoit, a little tune that he calls "You're Gonna Die Today". Pretty sure he killed all the people who helped him record this song.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/e7CEd4eP0yyD

>>20846197
holy.fucking.dimes

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be an electric corners deathmatch! Introducing first...from Edmonton, Canada...weighing 220 pounds...he is the crazed crippler, David Benoit!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/xsLaq4ARvC6x
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/e09w6h.mp3

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And his opponent...from Aaron's Creek, Virginia, weighing 229 pounds...he is the Hangman, Adam Page!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GDq2LDhutKLH
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/4nzmje.mp3

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Well, we've certainly never had one of our competitors give a psychotic serenade to their opponents before a match, but it just goes to show that anything can happen here in K-WAB Wrestling. And speaking of which, we got a deathmatch here in which the corners have been rigged with electrified barbed wire, and so every time Benoit or Hangman goes into the corner, they will receive a nice hefty jolt consisting of roughly 20,000 volts. Who will stand tall and who will get shocked into oblivion? Click below to find out!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/EqWp5f4qrRIr

>>20846107
a casket match huh. thatsmmmmmmmmbadass

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by submission...the crazed crippler, David Benoit!

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>HANGMAN PAGE:
What the fuck...how did we get back here?

>CAPTAIN CONFEDERATE:
We're back here because I had to pull your pansy ass out of the fire, boy! You got so scared of that creepy little sumbitch that you gave up and then passed out like a little girl! Jesus Christ boy, you even shit your pants too! Now look, I been tryin to teach you how to be a proper redneck and you ain't been doin too bad, but tonight was a big botch, boy.

>HANGMAN PAGE:
I'm sorry cap, I guess I let you down. You do know that guy is a straight up serial killer though, right?

>CAPTAIN CONFEDERATE:
This world is full of killers and thugs, boy. And if you don't stand up to them, they gon' be walkin on ya for the rest of your life. Now come on, let's get back to the hotel cuz ya smell like shit and it's makin me puke! That damn concession stand beer was expensive and I don't wanna lose my money, by God!

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You have done well, Benoit...mmmmmmmm you have demonstrated the power of The Ministry of Darkness to all the sheep of this wretched world.

>Thank you, O lord of darkness and evil! To be honest, I was kinda worried you might be mad at me for letting the gay cowboy escape with his life...

I have gazed into the dark crystal and I have seen that the one they call the Hangman mmmmmmmmm,,,,, would not be a pleasing sacrifice to the dark powers. He is a fool, but his soul is pure, and so nothing of value to our master was lost by his escape. Instead he will live to tell the tale of the horrors he endured at your hands, and that brings more fear upon the name of The Ministry of Darknessmmmmmmmm,,,,,

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Without a doubt, one of the most highly anticipated matches on the KINOMANIA card is The Rock Vs Steve Austin. There don't seem to be any stipulations for this match, but I'm not sure that any are needed. These men have always put on an electrifying performance and there is no reason they won't do the same at the showcase of the based. This all began when The Rock saved Stone Cold from certain death at the hands of The Undertaker, so we can probably assume that both of these men will fight a fair and clean match. Both of these men have been on winning streaks of late, but only one will walk out of Madison Square Garden with his hand held high.

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>It's me, the one and only Million Dollar Mick. NYAHAHAHAHAAAA! That Von Erich guy paid me good money to come out here and tell you all about a match that's coming up at KINOMANIA.It's my old arch-nemesis Bitchtits taking on the wheeled porcine cyborg known as Piggy Trev. For a long time, people actually thought I was Piggy Trev, but the truth is that I am just a fabulously rich Irishman who loves watching these two idiots from the gutter fuck with each other all day long for my amusement! And although I'm sure none of you people out there possess the kinds of vast untold riches that I do, if you tune into KINOMANIA, you can watch these two retarded poorfags fight for your amusement and experience just a little bit of the pleasure that a fabulously rich man like myself enjoys every day! I even bribed the devil himself to let us broadcast this match live from Hell because everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Mick.

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And now it's time to talk about one part of KINOMANIA that hasn't been touched on at all. We are going to have a special type of rumble that I like to call "The Top Gun Rumble". You see, ordinarily, the results of a rumble do not accept the official rankings (meaning the contender list). However, in this case they will. This rumble will include only heavyweight contenders, and their rankings will be reshuffled depending on how they do in this rumble. Basically, if you eliminate someone you get their spot, and the winner automatically gets the #1 contendership. Thus, this rumble will have a big effect on the rankings.

Now, here is one thing to keep in mind: Anyone who is already booked for KINOMANIA cannot take part in the rumble. We also have a lottery match on the card for the gang title (more on that later). We don't know exactly who will take part in that match, but obviously they will not be able to take part in the Top Gun Rumble. So, here is the tentative list of those who are likely to be competing in the rumble.
1. Sabu*
2. Vader*
3. Jake Roberts*
4. HHH or Ultimate Warrior
5. Mr. Perfect*
6. David Benoit*
7. Ric Flair*
8. Terry Funk
9. Kazuchika Okada
10. Captain Confederate
11. Steven Regal
12. Randy Savage
13. Sting*
14. Mike Awesome
15. Antonio Inoki
16. Rick Rude*

All the names marked with an asterisk are members of an active faction and therefore might not be able to compete. For instance, if Camp Cornette wins the lottery, Vader will be out. If the Heenan Family is drawn, Perfect and Rude are out. You get the idea. So, to replace anyone who may be involved in that lottery match, we will have these five alternates ready to go:
1. Ryback
2. New Jack
3. The Sandman
4. Rob Van Dam*
5. Shrek

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>Whattaya you mean, it's illegal to park a fully armed US Army Abrams tank (which is absolutely not stolen, by the way) on the street? Don't you know who we are, officer? We are Degeneration X, and we have to arrive at that arena in a friggin tank! Oh, you're gonna impound our tank? Well I got two words for ya
>SUCK IT
>*gets back in the tank and crushes the officer's car*

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger...from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 255 pounds...he is the game, the cerebral assassin, and the king of kings...Triple H!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PGuAgrxveqxB
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0oiasf.mp3

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And his opponent...from One Warrior Nation, weighing 280 pounds...he is the current reigning and defending K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion...THE ULLLLLLTIMATE WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/K2dWze9xWzw3
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5fpx7t.mp3

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And now it's finally time for the big one, The Ultimate Warrior against HHH with the World Heavyweight Title on the line! This is the biggest opportunity that HHH has received so far here in K-WAB, because it gives him the chance to snatch not only the world belt, but also the main event at KINOMANIA. Warrior is looking to continue his phenomenal rise and put another notch on his belt. There couldn't possibly be more on the line here, so let's see what happens when The Ultimate Warrior defends his gold against the cerebral assassin!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/fQJlKcCEKKGI

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...AND STILLLLLL K-WAB WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE ULLLTIMATE WARRIORRRR!!!

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Just like Warrior helped the Hulkster to avoid Skeletor's deadly magic ray at the beginning of the show, Hogan returned the favor and helped Warrior to deal with the threat posed by DX in a friggin tank. And of course, the Hulkster did it in truly American fashion, by blowing the tank to smithereens with an RPG.

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We also saw this little confrontation after the match between Hogan and the Warrior. Still no word about exactly what these two said to one another, but we can only assume that it was a mixture of camaraderie and threats. We can also assume there were a lot of "brothers" involved and also plenty of snorting and grunting. These two men have helped each other immensely tonight, but they certainly won't be doing any favors for each other when the big show rolls around.

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So the next match to cover is...

>WAIT stupid frogboy! grug no get to talk last time! you rush through segment and grug no get to talk about how rock do grug big favor last week. him kill raptor grug an grug very grateful because grug have been feeding many goats to raptor grug so he no eat villagers but grug running out of goats so me get rock to break raptor grug neck and now him dead. grug just hope no other grug woman make bunga bunga with dinosaur and make freak baby that grug have to feed

>Alright, as I was saying, the next match to talk about is the big gang title match! This is an idea that we had from the start, and quite frankly we don't understand why no one has done a faction-based championship in the past. Other feds have done 6-man tag belts and things like that but never a faction title.

>that right frog. so far, we only have one gang match, so we no have rankings yet. big chief pepe, he say lottery fairest way. so tribe do lottery, draw lots, and winner fight for shiny gold loincloth

That is correct, Grug. Two factions will be chosen at random and they will fight for the new K-WAB Gang title. This is definitely one of those matches you don't want to miss, as it will mark the beginning of a whole new division.

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Another important match on the card for KINOMANIA is the finals of the Iron Eagle Cup. This tournament has certainly taken awhile, but we have slowly whittled the original ten competitors down to two men: Mistico and Shingo Takagi. It's been an exciting tournament full of bangers, but there's only one more bullet left in the gun, and we're pullin the trigger at the showcase of the based.

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Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear. Images of strange and powerful forces far beyond our reach. But soon, the two most powerful forces in the universe...Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior...prepare to explode. Icon Vs icon with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. It's Hulkamania, it's Destrucity, and the explosion happens at KINOMANIA!

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And now it's time to open up the booking room. This means it is time for you, the K-WAB Universe, to book a match! So come on in, there's plenty of room at the table for all. Just post your match suggestions below and, when the time is right, I will choose one and make it into our main event.

Here is the current roster list:

A Bear
Adam Cole
Adolf Hitler
Antonio Inoki
Arn Anderson
Asuka
Atsushi Onita
Big Knife Manju
Bitchtits
>Brody King (out of action: deported)
Bull Nakano
Cactus Jack
Captain Confederate
Daniel Bryan
David Benoit
Dirty Ron
Dracula
Earthquake
Eddie Guerrero
Fit Finlay
Frankenstein
Gangrel
Goldberg
Gunther
HHH
Hangman Page
Harambe
Harry Pothead
Hayabusa
Homeless Jimmy
Hulk Hogan
Jake Roberts
Jason Voorhees
Jerry Lawler
Jushin Liger
>Kane (out of action: in hell)
Kazuchika Okada
Kemonito
Kevin Nash
LA Knight
La Parka
Lex Luger
Liv Morgan
Loco Bandito
Luna Vachon
Mabel
Mark Briscoe
Mike Awesome
Mistico
Mr. Perfect
Natsupoi
Necro Butcher
New Jack
Piggy Trev
Psicosis
Randy Savage
>Raja Jackson (out of action: in jail)
Raptor Grug
Rey Mysterio
Ric Flair
Rick Rude
Ricky Steamboat
Rick Steiner
Rob Van Dam
Robocop
Roman Reigns
Ryback
Sabu
Scott Steiner
Scurvy Dheeg
Scurvy Pierre
Sensational Sherri
Shaggy 2 Dop
Shawn Michaels
Shingo Takagi
Shrek
Skeletor
Steve Austin
Steven Regal
Sting
Subhojeet Mukherjee
Sunny
Terry Funk
Tessa Blanchard
The Booty Man
The Great Muta
The Iron Sheik
The Rock
The Sandman
The Undertaker
The Ultimate Warrior
THE WALL BROTHER
Tourettes Guy
Ultimo Dragon
Vader
Violent J
Wolfie

>>20846536

>Tourettes Guy vs. New Jack, No Holds Barred

> RVD vs. Jushin Liger

> Mike Awesome vs. Finlay

> The Outbreak vs. The Pajeets of Pain

And here are the tag teams:
The Briscoe Brothers
The Freebirds
Imperium
Insane Clown Posse
The Invaders
The Kamalamaniacs
The MAGA Powers
Men On A Mission
RVD and Sabu
Sting and Robocop
The Midnight Express
The Natural Disasters
The Outbreak
The Pajeets Of Pain
The Pitbulls
The Road Warriors
The Scurvy Dogs
The Snake Mountain Crew
The Southern Boys
The Steiner Brothers

>>20846557
I like all of these. This is a good start.
Also just to let everyone know, the booking room is going to be open for quite awhile because I have to go to work soon. Unfortunately I will not have time to do this last match before work, so it will be done later today. The good part is that it gives everyone plenty of time to make their suggestions.

>>20846197
lmao

>>20846536
book ryback against shrek cuz they look alike lol

>>20846558
how about RVD and sabu versus the pitbulls in some kind of crazy brawl

>>20846553
>manju vs dracula
>arn vs goldberg
>a mixed tag match

>>20846536
how about a four way exploding deathmatch with sandman, van dam, sabu and butcher?

>>20846557
i actually want to vote for rvd vs liger that would have been a classic if it had ever happened irl

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>>20845189
>>20845190
Why bother with the opinions of imitators when the genuine article can speak for himself?

Love the show, PVE. Keep up the good work and kino.

>>20846553
>steamboat vs parka
>captain confederate vs gangrel
>tourettes guy vs loco bandito
>freebirds vs rock n roll express
>luger vs savage

>>20846536
briscoes and freebirds
bull nakano and natsupoi
gunther and robocop
mabel and ryback

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Finally got home from work. I went without sleep last night to deliver this episode and so it's been a rough day. However, all IRL bullshit aside, it is now time to choose our last match. I see a lot of good suggestions here but only one can be chosen, and there is only one match that has received more than one vote. Yes, I'm talking about Rob Van Dam Vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger! That shall be our fifth match. I will start on it right away, but I cannot say exactly when it will be done because I will have to sleep at some point.

>>20850651
wasnt one of mine but good choice

bump

>>20849114
based nicholsonposter busting out the fake lol

>>20850651
cook it up nigga

>>20849251
signing the r&r express in their prime would make all the sluts in the arena lose their shit and possibly drown everyone in cunt juices.

>>20853310
not the worst way to go

Finally got some time to work on that last match, and I even have an idea for a little swerve. It will be posted tonight when it's finished.

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>>20846178

For the Dark Carnival stable, I think Kizarni would make a nice addition.