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>>20852486
the story is
>aw baby, what happened to your eye?
>aw, what happened to yours, honey?
>*accidentally grazes your face very lightly with a belt*
>OMG THIS IS ABUSE!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

>>20852486
this is how you can tell that WWE has retarded corporate women writing a lot of these promos. too much cheesy soap opera dialogue, they don't understand how real men talk because real men scare them. plus theres the general lack of action or story progression in most WWE promos these days, they just flap their gums like a bunch of old fishwives.

>>20852497
But at the end of the day, it's all just "me strong and gonna win" "umm actually sweety, me strong and gonna win". It's ALL like that. Every feud in every fed since the beginning.

>>20852801
There are plenty of feuds that aren't like that

>>20852808
name 10

>>20852497
Pretty much.
I don't even hate the belt hit because it's a dick move that Phil 100% would do. But the follow up is stupid. Punk would never say "I-I-I didn't mean it" He'd tell him who gives a shit. He's the champ BITW, get the fuck outta the way next time.

>>20852814
>hogan vs savage
>flair vs rhodes
>the von erichs vs the freebirds
>NWO vs WCW
>jake roberts vs earthquake
>raven vs tommy dreamer
>shawn michaels vs bret hart
>undertaker vs yokozuna
>bob backlund vs the new generation
>funk vs onita

all of those were feuds that had actual storytelling involved and went well beyond just "hurr dur im gonna win cuz im the best". also, the fact that I even had to make this list for you shows that you dont know shit about rasslin.

>>20852843
>Punk would never say "I-I-I didn't mean it" He'd tell him who gives a shit. He's the champ BITW, get the fuck outta the way next time.
Exactly, he already showed what he would do in a shoot while in AEW. If they wanted to make it feel real he needed to chimpout