CRAZY BIRB EDITION!!!Lyra has shown Bayley that looking reality in the face and addressing your own shortcomings is how you deal with your problems as a reasonable adult. Not only did she become the talk of the town, she also debuted a devastating new submission which earned her a win against her former tag partner at Saturday Night's Main Event! As if that weren't enough, she has once again set her sights on Sol Ruca and the Intercontinental Championship! Kek, what a hard-working player! Lyra's journey continues...Previous: >>20814287Bayley vs. Lyra highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJ6lST258gLyra comes face to face with Bayley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjTHhLXLY4 WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials (Lyra will surely reactivate her socials this week, right?):https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/ https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
BIRB
>>20863000
Sweet.
>>20863875The harbinger
Lyra Valkyria’s heel run feels temporary, Lyra Valkyria should turn babyface turn in 2027. The fans still cheer for her even as a heel. She should go back to her “Irish Celtic Valkyrie" persona when she turns babyface again because she's a natural babyface.#
>>20864050Bayley is leaving wwe per the faggot known as wrestlelamia.
>>20864050Just let Tatum smother her face with her ass. It’s simple
>>20863000Crazy Lyra texting you bird emojis while standing outside your house.
>>20864058Need to watch Lyra burying her face in Tatum's ass
>>20864189Many are wanting to see this
https://x.com/CharlieKai8/status/2080344717003289081
>>20865048This one isn't mean at all. I think Dakota is just straight up done and I don't think she'd work for lesser promotions.
>>20865059It is mean because why mention Dakota in a Lyra bayley post
>>20863000Need to feel that warm bussy on my below average penis
>>20865075That's a cute woman and you're straight for liking her
>>20865772Bayley butt
I WANT TO TOILET IN HER MOUTH
>>20864058>>20864189>Lyra loses a Kiss My Ass match to Tatum and immediately breaks out of her psychosis after a juicy pale goth booty makes contact with her lipsWould be kino
>>20866134BOOK IT TRIPS
The signs were always there
>Some people on socials are calling her Lyra Fentanyl
>>20865061I mean fair given the history but of all the shit he's said and done this is fairly tame.
Birb!
>>20867070Huh.
>>20868722>me?
Will Lyra interrupt the match on Monday?
>>20869366God no that means she’s gonna be involved with Raquel.
>>20869373Prop would have to be anyways if she does get the title
Haven't had the time to make the webms from SNME yet, will probably do them on Monday or so. Definitely want to get one of her new submission, it's so sick
>>20870253 Thanks.
>>20870786literally me
Lyra Valkyria had great matches and a phenomenal IC Title reign as a babyface, but the fans didn't seem to care.Now that she's turned heel, especially after what she did to Bayley, fans have started to care about her. Some are cheering, while others are booing, but that's much better than the crowd being silent during her matches.Her heel run has gotten off to a great start. It will be interesting to see what WWE does with Lyra Valkyria next.
Hats off to Lyra for this insane effort she’s putting into this character, SHOW THEM WHOS BOSS BIRD LADY #WWERAW�
Lyra Valkyria is taking credit for Bayley’s WWE absence. In a segment airing during a commercial break on Raw’s international feed, Valkyria said, “I’m probably glowing because I dropped the dead weight when I ran Bayley outta here.” She also told Women’s Intercontinental Champion Sol Ruca that she wants the title back.
So is the anti's new gimmick copying twitter posts and posting them here so he can derail the thread like he did with the Kairi one when he did the same a year ago or so?
>>20872567Well his thread died earlier so
>>20872583I'm not gonna talk shit because I think the same guy that's plaguing us is doing the same to them just with a different angle. I'm sure it'll be back soon enough.
WWE fans, let’s talk about Bayley After losing to Lyra Valkyria at SNME, questions about Bayley’s future have started to grow.Her WWE contract situation is still unclear, and we don’t know yet whether she has re-signed with the company.If Bayley doesn’t reach a new deal with WWE, could we see her make the jump to AEW?What do you think happens next?
Lyra Valkyria’s nose is completely busted open after Bayley accidentally elbows Valkyria in the face on the attempted forearm/elbow shot, holy shit.THIS looked BRUTAL. #SNME
BREAKING NEWSWrestling Observer reports that Bayley's rivalry with Lyra Valkyria could be the last of her career in WWE, in case she does not renew her contract.For now, the wrestler has not yet made a decision.
>>20871995Her heel entrance is dimes
Is Vince secretly booking this shit?They're doing a fucking Irish famine character in 2026
based
>>20872678We wait.
Evolution of Lyra in 2 years is shocking and hilarious.From being angry at Liv retiring Becky to herself retiring Bayley(in WWE). She literally became what she hated.Time will tell if Bayley returns for revenge like Becky.
I literally sit and wait for Monday to arrive so the birb will show up on my TV. #Birbin'ain'tEZ
Streets said Lyra is copied from Bum Ass Corbin just because she wore torn T-Shirt.Was Lyra acting like this? Would Than and Shotzi dared to do to her what they dosnto Corbin?
>>20874006Corbin wasn’t insane. He was just poor. Lyra just lost her mind.
On the way home from work was feeling inspired by Lyra's new look. It was giving me Bellatrix Lestrange vibes so I made this "Wanted poster"#LyraValkyria #SNME #SaturdayNightsMainEvent #HarryPotter #BellatrixLestrange #WWE #fanart #WWERAW�
>>20872603Eh I don’t care. Let him bump.
>>20874047That's fucking awesome
BAYLEY HAS BEEN REPLACED IN WWE!!!The internet is going wild again after Bayley was replaced from the SummerSlam Tryout posters and replaced with Ivy Nile.#WWE #SummerSlamBut it's not as ominous as people are making it out to be.In storyline Bayley was written off TV and any official presence after the attack by Lyra Valkyria in at WWE SNME. Since then there has been no appearances for the star since the Fanatics Fest.It's unlikely that she is done with WWE, but it is possible that the company is keeping her away from the limelight due to her potentially getting a surprise return.It is also possible that she may actually be done, but there has been no other indication of it so far.
BREAKING NEWSDave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez talked about Bayley's upcoming contract expiration with #WWE, noting that the rivalry with Lyra Valkyria could be a bust if she doesn't renew:Meltzer: “The only thing they told me is that she has to make a big decision.”Alvarez: “Well, that says it all. Her contract is about to expire.”Meltzer: “Well, it doesn't expire for a few more months, but, I repeat, I watched the Saturday show and, watching it, it seemed like a strategy to avoid the split. What Lyra Valkyria has said since then gives the impression that it was too. Maybe she returns in two weeks, attacks Lyra, and continues the rivalry.”Meltzer: “With Ricochet, he hadn't signed his new contract, and since he kept not signing it, they started assuming he was leaving. Rumors even circulated that he had left before he decided it himself. But he was leaning toward leaving, and in the end he did. But if you remember the last storyline they did with him, it was set up in such a way that, if he signed his contract, that would lead to his return, based on that storyline.”Alvarez: “I think it's exactly the same. If (Bayley) renews, then there's a pre-established storyline with Lyra. And if she doesn't renew, Lyra destroyed her and kicked her out of the company. So I think that's exactly what's happening.”- @WONF4W
Yeah I don’t think bayley is leaving. Sol beats Raquel and then we get sol vs Lyra and bayley interferes and then we finally get a final match
Lyra Valkyria’s match tonight had way more snap and timing than people are giving her credit for. Crowd wasn’t loud, but the work was there. Some of you are gonna be real mad when the numbers come in.-Dave Meltzer
>>20872567I guess it's really this. Thanks for the free bumps I guess. Calling it now, he'll start making a thing out of it in a few days like he did with the Kairi thread a year ago kek
#Bayley & #LyraValkyria go @ it after that & given Valkyria's "mental state" I agree w/giving her the #win. A #loss could lead 2 further #breakdown but Bayley means business from start 2 #finish Guess the plan was 2 #beat sense into her but it's clear it will take more...
>>20874458Bayley is in the rear view mirror. Lyra is in EAGLEMODE and can't be bothered with a midcard acr like Bayley. Lyra needs to win that #interimchampionship. #weluvlyra #givebirbsachance #wwe #wwesummerslam
@Real_Valkyria I’m really proud of you on your win against Bayley last night at #SNME. I’m proud to be a fan of yours forever Lyra. I waited so long for you to win another match and I’m glad you won last night let’s build on this momentum that we have. #LyraValkyria #WWE
Lyra Valkyria is on an absolute tear right now — the perfect mix of power, precision, and presence. Every time she steps into the ring, she brings that fierce energy that makes you sit up a little straighter because you know something special is about to happen. Her striking is crisp, her athleticism is unreal, and her confidence radiates in a way that makes her feel like a future cornerstone of the division. What makes her even more awesome is how she blends intensity with elegance. She doesn’t just wrestle — she performs. She makes every moment feel bigger, every match feel meaningful, and every victory feel earned. Lyra is the kind of superstar who doesn’t just rise to the occasion… she creates the occasion. If you’re not watching her yet, you’re missing out on one of WWE’s fastest-rising forces. LyraValkyria #WWE #FutureChampion #WomensDivision #WrestlingStar #RingQueen
>>20874802I agree, Lyra Valkyria is operating on a completely different level — the kind of performer who makes every entrance feel electric and every match feel like a statement. There’s a sharpness to her style, a confidence in her movement, and a fire in her presence that sets her apart from almost everyone around her. She doesn’t just show up; she takes over. What makes her so awesome is how naturally she blends intensity with grace. Her strikes are crisp, her aerial work is smooth, and her storytelling in the ring pulls you in without ever letting go. Lyra feels like the future because she wrestles like she already owns it. If you’re not watching her rise, you’re missing one of the most exciting chapters in the women’s division right now.
>>20874080I just don't see what's in it for Bayley except a lighter schedule. I'm not sure if she even cares for "5 star bangers".
I like how her new look resembles Edward Scissorhands even more than the old one did. I've always thought she looked like Edward Scissorhands. #LyraScissorhands #birdlife #CA-CAW
>>20875220Lots of competition, but this is still my favorite picture of her.
I was on the fence about going to Fanatics Fest next year but if they pull this off, I'm there! Wish List:Stone ColdShawn MichaelsJe'Von EvansLyra ValkyriaFinn Balor And of course LAMAR JACKSON and more Ravens/Orioles players
>>20875898I agree. She looks ethereal here
Lyra is a really good storyteller. HHH is a fucking moron for ntkt usint her righr.#givebirbachance #usocrazybirdlady
Lyra Valkyria just yeeted her bag across the hotel lobby like it personally offended her, then sprinted back screaming ‘MY ROGAINE IS IN THERE.’ Ma’am is fighting battles on every plane of existence. #FemaleBaldnessAwarenessMonth #FollicleFury #ChaosChampion
>>20877055I want her to leg drop onto me
>>20877797Same. Is a shoot leg drop too much to ask for?
>>20878681Gooner??
lol bayley was in a house show with sol and Lyra. She ain’t leavin “sickos”
>>20879082Based
Lyra Valkyria stays undefeated in aura alone — the kind of champion who makes every entrance feel like a moment. #LyraValkyria #WWENXT #MothToTheFlame
>>20879482Kek they really do love each other
>>20879482Based
More birbkino soon!
Bayley could leave WWE in the coming days Rumors of an exit are growing after her match with Lyra Valkyria on SNME.With Bayley not renewing a contract that would end at year's end, it's speculated that it may have been her last match in the company.
>>20881500She’s gonna interrupt sol vs Lyra
>>20881077Slightly lewd post
Lyra Valkyria stalking worms like a warrior of the wild, moving with that quiet storm energy. The hunt is sacred, the worms are doomed.
>>20882200Worms tremble when the wind shifts because it might be Lyra Valkyria taking flight
>>20882200>>20882253corniest samefag i've ever seen in my life. congratulations.
There he is.
>>20882606Yup we can see him coming from a mile away with his corny samefagging
Kek
>>20882200>>20882253The early bird makes the worm seethe
Lyra Valkyria stays le heckin valid every time she steps in the ring. Power, presence, and pure vibes #WWE #LyraValkyria #ValidQueen
>>20882695Based Big Birb working the obese worms
>>20882200Lyra out here proving no worm is safe when she’s on the prowl. Nature’s fiercest tiny hunter. #WormWatch
Bayley brought the experience, Sol Ruca brought the athleticism, and Lyra Valkyria still managed to steal the spotlight. Matches like this make it easy to see why WWE is investing so much in her future.
>>20882596>>20882606>>20882648I love how he gets offended and doubles down when he gets called out, that's the best part. He's probably the easiest guy to work on this board.
>>20882721Did you say big birb?
>>20882689Wow
>>20882606I guess his new gimmick of copying twitter posts and pasting them here didn't hit like he thought it would
Lyra Valkyria really got WWE fans out here feeding her bread like she’s a majestic little birb just vibing in the wild. Peak enrichment. Peak validity. #LyraValkyria #WWE #BirbMode #BreadEnthusiast
>>20882858>Thread is dead for hours on end >Gets called out>thread magically becomes active againHe thinks we are as dumb as his parents
>>20882933WWE fans feeding Lyra Valkyria bread like a tiny mystical birb is wild enough… but after surviving her explosive druid diarrhea spell, they’re out here offering carbs as tribute. True devotion.
>>20882970>explosive druid diarrhea spellCare to extrapolate?
>>20882961>>20882689
Yeah extrapolate it for us in another samefag so we can laugh at you some more
>>20882933>>20882970Look, I’ve said this for YEARS if you’re going to feed Lyra Valkyria anything, bagels are objectively the healthier, more structurally sound option. Bread is fine, but bagels? Bagels have integrity. They have density. They have nutritional legitimacy. From a performance standpoint, bagels provide better carb to aerodynamics ratio for a birbcoded wrestler. It’s kosher, it’s efficient, it’s scientifically optimal. Frankly, I don’t know why this is even a debate.
>>20883037>>20882689We
>>20883046Bread is basically junk food for birds it’s almost entirely empty carbohydrates with little to no protein, fat, vitamins, or minerals. This leads to malnutrition, obesity, and even deformities like angel wing in waterfowl.
>>20872671If her nose is indeed broken (or even if it isn't) she needs to wear one of those nose face masks with a bird beak from now on.>>20882933She should have had a drink glass in her hand while acting all drunk like that.
>>20883090To follow up on this... instead of bread, offer birds nutritious foods such as seeds like sunflower, nyjer or millet. Fruits like berries, apples and grapes. Nuts like unsalted peanuts, walnuts or almonds. Treating your local birb population to these instead of bread ensures that the birbs stay happy and healthy!
>>20883122Kek. Plague doctor Lyra
>>20883122>She should have had a drink glass in her hand while acting all drunk like that.That would fit surprisingly well
>Lyra Valkyria has ‘potential,’ sure… but potential doesn’t doesn't put butts in seats. This is the big leagues, and sometimes she still looks like she’s trying to figure out which end of the ring to use. Step up or step aside.-Vince McMahon on Lyra Valkyria before the scandal hitSounds like Vince liked her but was wanting her to grab the brass ring. He always liked the irish wrestlers and would probably book her better than Triple gloryhole.
>>20885168She was so innocent here
>>20884000Based Vince not bullshitting around
https://x.com/WWE/status/2081575535793389594
>>20884000kinda like how he praised bearcat lee with promos good and hell of an athlete
>>20884000>>20885168>>20885340>>20885418>>20885927You aren't fooling anyone, get a job
>>20885893I wouldn't mind this triple threat
>>20885893>>20885967There it is again. Your parents must be so proud of you. Sad little man.
Is this where he’s gonna hang out without his thread
>>20885958>>20885975this clearly hit a nerve
Lyra vs bayley summer slam.
>>20882200Lyra digging for worms with her butt in the air.
When you are catfished LOL#LyraValkyria #LyraValkyriaWWE #WWE #Birbapalooza
>>20886014Little man has a short fuse look at him scrambling for new conversation topics to samefag
>>20886169Lyra Valkyria vs. worms: a rivalry for the ages. Spoiler… the worms lose every time. #WormHunter
>>20886232Every worm in the forest just filed for early retirement now that Lyra Valkyria is on the hunt
>>20886232I wish I was a worm so Lyra could eat me
This mentally ill retard is talking to himself about worms in a simpthread on a dingy forum website your parents have utterly failed you
>>20886247This post was made by a worm
>>20886250A worm without a home. A certain general.
>>20886247Kek this worm got worked over being called a worm. Better watch out for birds!
>>20886250Kek
>>20886258Big dimes wormposting got him vibrating
>>20886247Got him chimping out with this one
>>20886258He's in the mud so to speak...
>when a single chirp sends a particularly angry worm crawling for its life
>>20886286Wormboi needs to a get grip frfr. We like wormposting. It's here to stay.
>>20886169>Is that a bloodworm in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Wormboi ain't making it out the soil
>>20886320KWAW(Kek what a worm)
MORE LYRA KINO TODAY??!
https://x.com/zelina_deol/status/2081672549885431852
Early birb energy: wake, snatch wormyboi, leave the birbiverse whispering “she did NOT just do that.” #LyraValkyria #WWE #WormyboiWars
Well no sol bayley orLyra for summer slam
>>20887703?
>>20888159Just wait.
>>20887516Rainfall during the middle of the dayBrings the wormyboi out to play
>>20888598Kek
Lyra Valkyria scanning the ground like she’s reading ancient worm runes. She always deciphers the target. #LyraValkyria #WormWarrior #ParkPredator #WormSZN
LMAOhttps://x.com/CharlieKai8
>>20889314KWAB she's doing it to troll him now. No wonder he's been so active here lately
Lyra Valkyria out there hunting worms like it’s a full‑time job the Worminator has logged in. #LyraValkyria #WormHunter #Worminator #WormSZN
>>20890501I wish someone cried over my song during my 3rd grade talent show
Lyra Valkyria doesn’t clap back, she worm snacks. Park vibes, earth spaghetti, and zero time for negativity. #EarthSpaghetti #WormGang #Worminator #WormLife
Kek getting called a worm really did a number on his mental
Wren vs Lyra whoa now that’s a surprising match.
>>20891295I was about to post this
>>20891295Thigh player match
Oh. Sol lost. Well.
>>20891769She can wrestle Raquel for the title and they'll both wear face masks
>>20891769>>20891781Her matches will always have Roxy and Liv interferences
Lyra Valkyria is on the hunt and WormyBoi better start slithering faster the chase is fucking ON. #LyraValkyria #WormyBoi
>>20891977Welp.
>>20891976Wormyboi has been slithering away from our queen. He will fulfill his purpose when Lyra catches him. Life as an anti comes to an end and he will be a reborn wormyboi. A new wormyboi. The cycle renewed. The queen must feast. Blood of the worm must run.
>>20892052He's a slithery slitherer as to be expected from a worm.
Summerslam…..?
Dibs on being the worm that Lyra mouthfeeds to Tatum
The water sinksThe "worm" risesSilently stalks the birbThe "worm" doesn't know what's coming
>>20892316I don't even get the impression there's enough matches for 2 nights
>>20892324#GIWTWM
Lyra Valkyria should start using the stinkface I love this funky new look a stinkface from her would be Gothic
>the amount of time between every postBe honest, there's only one, maybe two guys posting in this thread isn't there? Same story for all the other threads revolving Kairi, Iyo, Asuka, etc.? Look, there's nothing wrong with appreciating a beautiful lady, but you really should consider doing something better with your time. Hope you guys have a good night.
Wtf I just saw Lyra take a shit in a Taco Bell parking lot! She's really into her hobo gimmick. I'm gonna wait til she leaves and go in for a taste of the chocolate.
>>20867070...Is there a joke in there or are you just a tumblrina or something?
Lyra Valkyria really showed up tonight dressed like she wandered in from a back alleyway. Peak “mystical hobo chic” energy and honestly… I kind of respect it.
>>20892780I like mystic hobo chicks. I really just wanna have sex fr.
>>20892780Kill yourself GPT faggot.
>>20893083He's mindbroken to the point he's been generating supportive posts for several days straight now
>>20893092I legitimately do not understand why there are retards shoot obsessed with updating their fucking threads. I wish this board would be removed from the website already, fuck.
>>20893101?
Signs of life!
https://x.com/zelina_deol/status/2081992883847184393
>>20893582This is literally the optimal lineup for a meet and greet
>>20893582seems like a good time
Lyra Valkyria should be champion because every time she flaps those metaphorical wings, entire galaxies pause to admire the form. The belt isn’t just calling to her, it’s writing fanfiction about her. The locker room whispers her name like she’s an ancient prophecy. I saw a turnbuckle cry once when she didn’t win. A TURNBUCKLE.If WWE doesn’t crown her soon, I’m staging a one person protest where I scream “LYRAAAAAA” into the void until it echoes back with a contract.
Good morning friends
>>20894337Not even ChatGPT can lie about Lyra.
>>20894337Lyra Valkyria isn’t just championship material… she’s my emotional support warrior goddess Every time she steps in the ring my soul does a little Fortnite dance and whispers that’s my queen. If she doesn’t get the title soon I might actually evaporate into glitter
>>20894460Looks nothing like her
>>20894387Lyra Valkyria doesn’t just deserve the championship, she deserves a throne forged from my hopes, dreams, and every microwaved Hot Pocket I’ve ever eaten Every time she walks to the ring my spine performs a ceremonial backflip and my heart starts beatboxing. If she doesn’t become champion immediately I’m legally changing my name to Lyra’s Little Cloud Goblin and floating away.
>>20894490Lyra Valkyria is the kind of inspiration that makes you wanna reinvent yourself from the ground up. The strength, the confidence, the way she carries herself… she makes me wanna be a woman with that same fire in her soul. She’s pure motivation in motion.
>>20894488Yes it does.
>>20894602Nah it looks like you.
>>20894519You will never be a woman
>>20895107I think this gloomy Lyra character is going to be great. I hope she's in the Money in the Bank match.
The entire hotel would hear us
BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE ON THE ANTIS>So, the thing with Lyra Valkyria right now and people have been asking about this is that the gear change isn’t random. WWE does this a lot when they’re trying to reframe somebody’s presentation. The idea internally, from what I’ve heard, is that they wanted her to come across more grounded, more real because the Valkyrie stuff, the more fantasy leaning aesthetic, wasn’t connecting the way they hoped on the main roster.>The new look and yeah, some people online are calling it the hobo gear is basically part of a character reset. They’re trying to give her that underdog vibe, the she’s been through it look. It’s the same thing they did with Becky Lynch years ago, and even Rhea Ripley had a period where they stripped everything down before rebuilding her presentation.>From what I’ve been told, this isn’t the final version of her character. It’s transitional. They want her to look like she’s fighting from underneath, and then when they figure out the next phase and whether that’s a more intense version of the Valkyrie character or something completely different then the gear will evolve again. So, it’s not that she’s supposed to look homeless; it’s that she’s supposed to look like she’s in the middle of a struggle arc.> WWE likes visual storytelling, and this is one of those cases where the gear is telling the story before the booking does.
>>20896463Kill yourself GPT
>>20896463Wtf I love Meltzer now
>>20896480Kill yourself
>>20896463I've been trying to tell people this
>>20896463Dave Meltzer wanting to romance Lyra Valkyria is the funniest lore in wrestling right now. Bro is smitten.
>>20896575She can’t compete with his love for Kendal
>>20896463Dave is a fucking retard. Lyra is a F-tier shitter with NO future.
When the water sets in he starts to squirmFor he is just a fucking worm
>>20896607I'd love Kendal vs Lyra in the John Cena classic
>>20896624His limit is the soil and the beak of a bird who comes to prey on him.
>>20896747Sliced.
When a kitten was stuck high in a tree, Lyra Valkyria didn’t need a ladder… she took flight. One graceful swoop, one safe kitten. Hero mode: activated. #FlyingRescue #LyraValkyria"
>>20897404Based cat saver
she desirbs more respassct
Lyra Valkyria wandered into the forest behind the performance center one night, chasing a rumor she’d overheard about a “wrestler‑shaped shadow” that baked pastries for wandering spirits. She didn’t believe it, of course until she found a tiny wooden hut with a warm orange glow leaking through the cracks. Inside, an oven roared like a dragon taking a nap, and a dozen croissants floated gently in the air, turning themselves over as if obeying some unseen referee’s count. Lyra stepped inside and the croissants immediately aligned themselves, forming a perfect circle around her like they were welcoming their champion. One of them bumped her hand, almost nudging her toward the counter. She picked up a rolling pin, and suddenly the whole hut shifted walls stretching, oven humming, flour swirling like mist transforming into a cosmic bakery ring. She started working the dough, and with every fold, the world outside changed: trees grew feathers, the moon blinked, and somewhere far away a bell rang like she’d just pinned reality for a three‑count. When she finished, the croissants rose into the air again, glowing faintly, then zipped out the door to deliver themselves to whoever needed them most. Lyra walked back to the performance center at dawn, covered in flour, holding a single croissant that refused to float away. She ate it. It tasted like victory, déjà vu, and a little bit of thunder.
>>20894519Do it to impress a girl like Lyra, not become her.
>>20895996
>>20896575Dave Meltzer out here talking about Lyra Valkyria like she’s already a future Hall of Famer
Lyra Valkyria isn't just a champion—she's an ICON. Seeing her rock weave-inspired hairstyles with confidence is so empowering. Representation matters, and she's inspiring Black women everywhere to embrace beauty, versatility, and confidence. We love a kween who uplifts without even trying! #LyraValkyria #RepresentationMatters #IrishAreBlackToo #BlackGirlMagic #WWE #KweenEnergy
>>20897939Lmao
>>20897949Heh.
>>20897965lmao
"Looks like Lyra’s momentum is slipping… the spark just isn’t there lately. Hoping for a big comeback soon. #WWE #LyraValkyria"
Why is the birdfag astroturfing a fake feud against himself? What's the fucking endgame? This entire thread reads like the ramblings of a potential school shooter. I guess normal samefagging got boring. At least stop spamming the fucking board with bird threads you fucking weirdo.
>>20897965>>20898141
>>20898062I want to ride a water coaster with Lyra
While Lyra Valkyria is best known as a decorated WWE Superstar, imagining her as a civil rights icon paints a powerful picture of resilience and advocacy. In this vision, she uses her platform not just to inspire fans in the ring, but to champion equality, amplify marginalized voices, and challenge systemic injustice. Her fierce, unyielding persona becomes a symbol of standing tall against oppression, while her story of perseverance reflects the struggles and triumphs of those fighting for their rights. Through community outreach, public speaking, and symbolic victories in high-profile matches, she embodies the idea that strength is not only physical—it’s the courage to demand fairness, dignity, and respect for all.
>>20898141He's lost his mind apparently. The worm must squirm. It's what worms do.
>>20898160Dat worm do be squirming tho
>>20898155Oh absolutely, Lyra Valkyria is out here serving Civil Rights Icon Realness™, and I’m honestly losing it. Like the way she walks to the ring? Historic. The way she flips her hair? Revolutionary. Every kick she lands feels like it’s personally advancing society by at least three decades. She doesn’t just fight opponents — she fights oppression with a SLAY so powerful it could be taught in textbooks. Honestly, Rosa Parks would look at her and say “yeah girl, go off.”
>>20898171I could see her kneeling for George Floyd
The Lyrahater has been mindbroken to levels that have never been documented before.
>>20898188Lyra Valkyria has become a civil rights icon, the kind of figure people picture stepping beyond the ropes to stand with those demanding justice. She kneels for George Floyd not as a performer but as a human being refusing to look away from inequality. Fans see her quiet gesture as a powerful contrast to her fierce in‑ring presence which is a reminder that strength isn’t only in the fight, but in the courage to stand with the oppressed. In that imagined scene, she becomes more than an athlete; she becomes a symbol of empathy, solidarity, and the hope for a better world. #GeorgeFloyd #Birbalution #ICan'tSneed
>>20898205Who is hating on Lyra? Take your meds bro or maybe get some sleep or something...
>>20898205He’s just mad over this. >>20897965
>>20898243He's mad that someone else is actually posting in his thread. He's a fucking faggot who samefags all day and cries about actual Lyra discussion. He ran most of the good posters out of here like The Birbarion
>>20898464I really don't post here much anymore because of him. Absolutely bonkers.
>>20898464Yeah that dude is a total bitch ass nigga. Hopefully somebody baker acts his ass soon.
>>20898464He's a total nutcase who is obsessed with Iyo to a dangerous degree. Look at this shit >>20898245 total schizo behavior. Randomly starts seething about Iyo out of nowhere. Like the poster above said he drove all the good posters away with his shitty behavior
Lyra Vakkyria out here on an epic quest, hunting worms like it’s a full‑time adventure. The ground trembles, the worms scatter, the legend grows. #LyraVakkyria #WormHunter #EpicQuest
>>20898485Make it less obvious bro. Archived. >>20898489>>20898497>>20898550
>>20898574this
https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/2082290303659110424
