>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU* Five-Way Ladder Match Qualifier: Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax* Five-Way Ladder Match Qualifier: Chelsea Green vs. Kiana James* Gunther addresses his SummerSlam match against Nick Aldis* WWE Champion CM Punk and Cody Rhodes discuss their altercation last weekend>Last Weeks' Top 10 Moment:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1H6NTSLkTM>SmackDown Throwback Matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrN0fF8fZ58
>>20869617Shan't be watching
>>20869618LA Knight is racist
Goonter finna retire a retired wrestler. retireception
>>20869624didn't asked
>>20869625
Nick is a Dick
>>20869640Punk is Junk
>>20869617>Ahem>I repeatI fucking despise this faggot ass retard bitch ass cunt bitch faggot companyHow did Giulia not get a qualifier?She should be winning the stupid interim title and she's not even in the fucking match fuck my life and fuck wrestling
>>20869617>>.20869641Fuck you and your thread. I'd usually not say anything and let you cook but you came into my thread and shat all over it. So now I have to shit up your thread on principle.
>>20869617This is your monster heel, bro
>>20869653Joshi pedo detected
>>20869618
Chelsea Green must be the new interim champ.
Smackdown > Raw
>>20869673only because it's shorter
>>20869658Nah it's basic board etiquette if you see a thread already made you wait your turn. You're a piece of shit.
>>20869617>gunther runs over everyone, repeatedly cheats, repeatedly blindsides people and tries to assault the GM multiple times and does so eventuallyIt's going to be a Nick is a heel storyline
I just want Kiana James leaks
>>20869677Hardly. Smackdown was 3 hours for months and only just switched back to 2. Raw is like 2 hours and 20 minutes
>>20869665She'd be a based pick only because obviously Rhea is going to come back and eat up whoever wins it anyway. That said Tiffany is winning it
>>20869653>but you came into my thread and shat all over it.Who are you? Who am I? What thread are you talking about?This is legit actual schizobabble
>>20869653now go and shave your vagina
Smackchads it’s our night!
>>20869665
>>20869938Every week is our night
mmmmm
>>20869925It's Lazer. Shaving is last century.
>>20869703>basic board etiquette
>>20869954Can’t argue with you there brother
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Buddy soon.
>>20869871>>20869601 here you stupid fucking retard.Anyway good look clearing a minimum of 2 threads tonight, God forbid the world cup isn't on so that shouldn't be too much of a problem, right? I'm not even going to watch the show because you pissed me off so much. Fuck you and Smackdown
>>20869703lmao. Ahh, good stuff. Good stuff.
Nick Aldis > Cody Rhodes > Roman Reigns > Gunther > Brock Lesnar
>>20870257Promo needs work kid
>>20870257Ya see, in this business, the fact of the matter is, it doesn't matter if you watch the show. You'll say you won't.But you and your friend Mark, will watch it and you'll be sports entertained.
>>20869617>Five-Way Ladder Match Qualifier: Chelsea Green vs. Kiana JamesHoly shit, they’re really gonna do it aren’t they? They’re gonna put the interim belt on Chelsea. At SummerSlam. In a fucking ladder match. I know Tiffy is from Minnesota, but they’re gonna put Tiffy and Chelsea on the ladder, and have Chelsea push her off, salute, and then grab the fucking belt. I love it. Hell, I might actually watch it now.
Punk as champion not really setting the world on fire. This place seats 17k people
>>20869646If Giulia has 100 fans, I'm one of them.If Giulia has 10 fans, I'm one of them.If Giulia has 1 fan, it's me.If Giulia has 0 fans, it means I'm dead.If the world is against Giulia, I'm against the world.I'll support Giulia until my last breath.
>>20870436Any tickets Punk could sell are diminished by the women on the card.
>>20870500love yu akiraposter
>>20870508enjoy your weekend anonneed a "Let's all love Lain" edited with Giulia instead
>>20870376Tiffany is winning it at Summerslam.
>>20870234The Podcast is reporting that he's backstage.
ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME?
>>20870544Gotta be real I kinda hated this for the theme song. Better than what they use now but in terms of all Smackdown themes? Definitely lower tier
>>20870568Who the fuck is that
>>20870544ready for a good slime
>>20870540(News)
>>20869617>TWO (2) womemes matches>Aldis beating gunther>More CAWdy and CMPhil "dindu nuffin" shitPretty grim looking.
I just did something really bad
>>20870608filename
>>20869646there is still one last qualifier, she'll probably be in that
>>20870516Anon.This post is absolutely off-topic and not relevant to this thread nor the board.She is not a wrestler. Stop immediately.
Sooo the show is just womens shit matches and then a cody/chez talking segment main event? Count me out. I'll tune in at 9:45 to see whatever gay promo they do.
Let's Goooooo!AEW LOST!
>>20870677Nah retard. YOU, lost. The singular wwe fan that stole my thread because you have a tiny weener. Fuck you and slopdown. Faggot. Lol!
The wait music always gets me hyped for the show and then nothing ever happens kek
Highly recommend this.
>>20870682>>20870677Cringe
Then! Now! Forever!
Smackdown needs another Japanese woman. Giulia is only half Japanese.
>>20870682>i lost so that means everyone lost
Then.Never again.Ever ever.Forgotten forever.
>>20870697too beautiful for smackdown
fallon is wearing THOSE sunglasses
>>20870701Seventeen (17) warts on this ugly mark's face
>>20870707Yet he has a sexy ass MILF girlfriend and you don't.
>>20870697there's this free agent, her name is KAIRI
>just got next endeavored by the bookerWhat's the best way to get back at this pisant fucking promotion? The pettier the better
So is Pearce continuing as interim GM while Aldis is fighting Gunther?
>>20870710im married. this troll literally got divorced raped KEK
absolute fucking silence for guntherjesus christ paul FUMBLED
Gunther putting Mickie James in the sleeper when
Nick “Dimes” Aldis
IM GOONIN
Why is Gooner dressed like Homer Simpson?
I think wwe is done with hiring Japanese women after the dreadful failure of Giulia.
>career killer>it's histhe irony
>>20870714Married to mental illness, maybe.
Aldis should beat Gunther.
>>20870376>tiffany wins at Summerslam>Rhea wins it back in a unifcation match >Chelsea wins MITB and cashes in on Rheathis is how you do it
>>20870711She's not coming back to WWE anytime soon if ever.
>>20870713Pearce is going to beat the shit out of Nick Aldis but first he needs a drink
Man, they're sure doing Gunther dirty
Based Gunther rocking the Hank Hill fit
>>20870719you know she would do it too the dirty bitch
I haven’t watched in a while how come Gunther isn’t in his Nazi garb
Did this match ever happen on some random indie show before this?
>>20870734>I TELL YOU HWAT, NICK
Pearcegod hostile takeover
so this isn't just a one-off, he's just a wrestler now, interesting>>20870724not until we get saya brother
Based hitler moustache gunther
Great I love hearing legal documents read aloud to start a show! I’m sports entertained!
Adam Pearce runs a sloppy shop
They should have turned it into a winner takes the GM gig and run a couple of months as Gooner shitposting as the GM.
Who's the RAW GM now? Is Pearce doing both now?
>>20870734Fucking KEK. I had it on in the background and hadn't seen yet. The chuckle I let out when I turned around
gunther vs nick is nice but i need nick aldis vs adam pearce for NWA closure kino
>>20870755You anon. You have 48 hours to book the show.
Nick signed, Gunther should just say no so he gave up his GM role for nothing
>>20870753this honestly would have potentional and could be dimes
>>20870755yes. pearce was pulling double duty years ago before they got aldis. he's returning that it seems.
So any story reason why Nick Aldis should win this match ?
>What chantsRip, also I can't believe Nick is going to beat Gunther
>>20870755Yeah Pearce is on both
>>20870763Looks like Iyo is about to wrestle a bra and panties match.
>>20870734
I was watching world cup for the past months I have no idea what is going on at all this is the first wrestling show I watched since May
gunther really just said go band for band fucc nigga lmao
>>20870763I'd book the Prime bottle mascot vs The General car insurance guy in a Slim Jim table match.
BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING
>>20869617>>* Gunther addresses his SummerSlam match against Nick Aldiswhat the actual fuck have I missedthis is a contract signing???
>>20870775Don't worry , we neither.
>>20870771if they job gunther out to a general manager that hasn't wrestled in years... idk bro i think that would be the final fumble
>Gunther’s hand is trembling he fears Aldis
BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING
>>20870778Is that my Golden Boy El Grande Americano?
I just went to wwe.com wtf punk is champ nowoh good Penta is still champ, there are some constants at least
oh shit!
do you think pearce got a little jealous that gunther mentioned aldis being NWA champ but not him
Big Dick Nick is gonna squash him
Fine speech
Gunther looks so weird in jeans
that was a shoot kick the the cojones
that was a good promo by Aldis
gunther vs aldisandpenta vs gableare the only matches i'm excited for at summerslam
Right in the nuts
>Lets make a show exposing the business Great idea guys
>>20870783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06knWveWmE
Gunther has done countless interviews saying how he never cared about WWE and it doesn't really matter to him.If they were smart they would have Gunther use that in promos. Especially against Aldis just now--talk about how Aldis dreamt about joining WWE but to Gunther, it's just another job.Unfortunately, Paul can't book.
Good promo. Adam can fuck them both up.
>>20870814oba vs brock should be good
Damn this shit sucks ass dog. Nobody cares about this shit bruh. Holy shit.
ADAM COLE BABY
>>20870819oh wait wake that up, thats actually a great point desu
DROP THE LE GOOSE
>>20870822i forgor about that one. it might be #3 but it depends on how much brock wants to give that night. he seems to shoot love oba and this is seemingly his actual retirement so it actually will be good i bet
I like the Aldis/Gunther feudI'm sorry if you faggots don't enjoy kino
braungods we feast tonight
big blue cock
>>20870819Vince would never allow it
>>20870819when will WALTER be all elitei bet if tony throws $1 more than paul will at him he would go
>muslim hijacking thingspottery
shut up, my wife is on tv
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
Do we really need a replay covering what we watched minutes ago.Boring replay for the boring segment.Oh look its dog shit sami zayne, I hate that they force this jobber on us.
>>20870819why do they give him all these retirment matches then?
FUCK OFF SAMI WE DONT CARE
Nick Aldis is getting his penis surgically reconnected after that kick
i really hated sami before but i'm seriously liking the last real good guy sami
>chelsea, your gimmick is you find everything unfair so you bitch about itWe get kino>Sammy you do the same thingWe get slopsigh
FACTSCLOCK ITSLICE IT
>>20870689had this, it was mid....sorry anon. >>20870697>>20870704Giulia is the best. Giulia is all we need
#JusticeforSami
What about Raven?
>3 unprotected water bottlesOh no!
no wrestling?
>>20870848I still hate this nigga
Where's the lie
Based Schizo Sami
>>20870837Vince aint there no more. Your daddy ain't there no more.
>>20870858
>>20870849meanwhile when he does it it's kino
>>20870848Same. His therapy sessions with Johnny Gargano every week and the Gingerbread Man fiasco pushing him over the edge were great
JUSTICE FOR SAMI.
BALORBUDDIES WE UP TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>>20870843I unironically think that part of HHH's infatuation with Gunther is that he's a huge Germany mark. Loves nazi imagery, etc
sami is based
brie bella singles grapsthey have such a good women's roster on smackdown and this is what gets tv time
Adam Pearce is already regretting his decision to manage both shows
FALLON SEXO
They always put a woman's match or a tag division match on after the opener
When is Paige turning on Brie?
>Women's matchAaaaand muted. Going to go shitpost elsewhere. Be back later
The cowgirls lainy and fallon bringing their pet horse down to the ring.
>>20870877More reasons to drink, he'll be happy.
HOLY FALLONOLA..................
Lainey has grown well
post that Jacy webm
>>20870886ew that gave me the ick
JACY MY JEWISH QUEEN
>FALLON SEXO
>>20870873NTA but it's not that Gunther is AustrianI think it's just that Gunther is a very simple wrestlerNo flips, no crazy moves, no DQ shitJust 'old school simple wrestler'That's pretty much what hunter wrestled as - basic black bitchHunter is arguably one of the biggest marks for older style of wrestling. It was him that got Bruno to accept being in the hall of fame since he liked how he wrestled and respects the wrestling of that era
this segment better be quick, paul
Maximum PP Overload
why come jacy aint in the fiveway
I'd fuck every woman in the ring right now.
>>20870883You're that bad at darts huh?
Fucks sake is Jacy’s nose getting bigger
>this could have been Jazmyn NyxHow mad do you think she is?
>>20870892Shocked she isn’t Jewish, given she wears a cross.>>20870883Why put your dartboard behind your TV?
I love Adam cause he can't control his people.
>>20870892>>20870890>>20870888>>20870879>t.
>>20870893he knows whats good
>>20870883What's the zinc for?
>>20870901she told a lie
I miss jazmyn nyx so much
So when Gunther wins and Nick if fired I assume Adam is next can they please add heel GM's like him?
>>20870893kek he's based
>>20870905he runs a sloppy shop
>>20870896Sexooooooo
>>20870904>>20870900Don't worry about it.
>>20870903wasnt her issue is that they didnt pay her enough?
>>20870904Straight from Gaza baby. She's not Italian. She's big hebrette.
jacy's nose grows a milometer for every legitimized west bank settlement
>>20870906that poor grandma trying to calm her dog down
>>20870894Good post and good point.>>20870910Zinc is a good supplement to take if youre a male
>>20870924She was on an NXT contract that would have gotten a hefty pay bump the few months after when she went main roster.
Jacey Jayne was born in New Jersey to a italian family and grew up in Florida. She is not jewish, stfu weirdo juice pdf.
>>20870910cum
>>20870926>from Gaza>hebrettewell about that
>>20870936Jacy is jewish lil simp bro, keep sperging tho :)
I assumed that Brie was just coming back for a short time to tag with her sister. Kind of crazy that she's just back as a member of the roster who's there every week.
>>20870910Good answer: BloodMeme (but also true) answer: Cum
>>20870941shes wearing a cross juice pdf
>>20870936jacy = JC = (((J)))ersey (((C)))itythe more you know
Paige nippel
NIKKI POP
Fuck this company
Isn't Nikki like +40?
I swear every iteration of this match has ended with a rollup.And great, a 6-Hag match at Summerslam
bellas winning the titles back lol
>>20870950the joshis often wear crosses too, it's just a fashion statement, in both tokyo and tel aviv i guess
Nikkisawa
MY GAWD NIKKI BELLA IS BACK. THE GOAT IS BACK
This match sucks
I see Nikkis bolt-ons got an upgrade
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20870962It was ass literally
wardrobe malfunctions waiting to happen
>>20870951yup and she wears a cross and Praises Jesus, not baal like the pdf juice.>>20870959stfu juice pdf
More young talent getting buried by old women
>theres an unironic jacy simp furiously defending her honorYou know she's a coalburner, right?
>>20870952Post proof
i think brie after the boobjob is hotteralso big poo for finnalor
>>20870971>>20870952Believe it or not, you can find those for free online
Did Nikki get bigger tits while she was gone?>Rack attack 2.0>We're eating good tonight!Kek
do you think fallon henley has a farm?
>>20870970For some reason we make exceptions forWomen and men who do that. JacyMaxxine Kyle fletcher
>>20870967both me bro
Finna Balor is the type of guy to eat his own cum after jerking off.
>>20870951Jesus crucified. She's genocide queen. I like her though.
Finn looks so much younger with that beard gone
why brie vs lainey again? didnt they had this match last week?
That minor league part got me mad af
Finn's arm tattoo is a bunch of overlapping african faces. weird af
This match rocks
I have no idea why but I'm looking forward to this matchAlso it's only been 35 minutesFeels like it's been ten hours with sami's segment taking up 400 of those hours
if Balor never got injured how would his career turn out?
>>20870976she said in the cody interview that she wants to own a farm with a bunch of animals one day. she also used to own and race horses. i don't think she currently does though.
>>20870980What else are you supposed to do with it?
>>20870959Maika wears the cross of good eating and drinking.
>>20870970How can a black woman be a coalburner?
Bros should I go back to playing Palworld or just let this put me to sleep
>>20870993
>>20870997Play Marvel Tokon
i don't care if jacy is a jewish zionist coalburner i still like her anyway
>>20870996Yeah they’re more like charcoal kilns
>airing Unreal clips on Smackdown grim
>saar Jacey is Jewish I full saarport Israel Saar Dumb poo
>>20871006i would never support israel but i would always support jacy jayne
>>20870986
WWE is taking over the world.
Oooh channel 156Thank you based WWEAs a non-American my dick hardens as this information
bro where is fraxiom
Finna listen to WWE Radio all day at work
The Panda Express recap of more shit you already watched
>>20871006
why is solo getting babyface megapoos lmao
Panda express replay is cook
>>20871021People wanted to see him turn face
>>20871021he's the one that brought the rebellion together
>>20871021Solo like fat Jey before he got the WHC
>>20871020Kill yourself
does LA knight even live in LA
Introducing the Ucey Meal>coconut shrimp
Solo is god tier
Solo is a natural leader
CHELSEA
>>20871021solo has alot of charisma but they forced him into a role as a silent enforcer
Job squad YEAH
Biffles?
LEMME FLUFF YA
Promos good
What happen to the tongans
>>20871020Isn’t there a story behind this image?
Solo channeling that samoan zest
chelsea is mogging here kinda hard
FUCK I MISSED THE SOLO SEGMENT QRD??
>>20871033>t. Hagerstown, CA
>>20871039He would be great as a heel GM desu
Tiffany is looking rough
solo is dimes
EL OGRO DE LAS MONTAÑAS
Sexoooooooooooo
>I come in peacePress X to doubt
is paige legit 33 years old? she moves like she is 50
TIFFANY RUN THAT'S A MAN!!!! THAT'S A NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiffany has woll smoth face
Man she REALLY loves her entrance
is Blake this tall or is she wearing heels?
>>20871061>>20871050Chelsea is really very cute
NEW THREAD>>20871067>>20871067>>20871067>>20871067>>20871067
2 White blokes talking
>>20871061Puffy nipples on tv, nice
Hardys on my Smackdown
>>20871064People with historical neck/back issues tend to not be the fleetest of foot.
>>20871032Bro you get to keep the jam afterwards I don't see what the big deal is>>20871048see related image
>>20871061bimbo brawl feud will be kino
>>20871061why blake looks like she is on a green screen?
I'M KIANA JAMES BITCH
>>20871061wasn't expecting blake to tit mog tiffy honestly
