It's The Final Stop Before Redemption Tomorrow!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Pinnacle in Nashville, TN8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Maya World & Willow Nightingale vs. Thekla & Hikaru Shida>The Conglomeration (c) vs. Dalton Castle & The Outrunners for the AEW World Trios Championships>The Young Bucks vs. Death Riders>Lio Rush vs. El Clon in a 6-Way Ladder Match Qualifier Match>Nick Wayne vs. AR Fox in a 6-Way Ladder Match Qualifier Match>Tommaso Ciampa vs. Zachery Wentz>The Lethal Twist vs. Skyflight>CMLL World Women's Champion Persephone In Action!** 1 Day Out From Redemption **** 36 Days Out From All In: London **
>>20874183BASED
>>20874183Looks aweful, I'll just wait for AAA to come on
we're back
>>20874183CM Punk won
>>20874183Who the fuck would watch this shit
Might be a 300k collision. wtf is this
>>20874206el colon bros...
>>20874236
>>20874277E-Chads look happier. Makes sense since AEW fucking sucks!
this shit is so bad it’s almost comfy
I remember there was a collision a while back that was just 50% ROH shit. Awful This isn’t as bad but it’s getting there
>>20874183WHERE MARINA
>>20874214Your heart isn't in this bit anymore, Anon. It's sad :(
>>20874439popped my ass
>>20874277one of em on the bottom needs big ol low hangers
>>20874439Big man!!
If Hologram can get cleared before All In they should 100% do El Clon vs Hologram at All In
>Maya World main eventWelp, time to whip it out
>>20874436You realize AEW has gone to utter shit since Punk left right?
>>20874541You come across demoralised Anon. Your heart's clearly not in this anymore.
>>20874541Man not even the WWE fans give a shit about Punk. No idea why you want people to like him so much. Seek help. He's not your friend.
>>20874564He's just going through the motions now with this bit, he doesn't actually genuinely care anymore. Nobody does, as you mentioned. It's just sad innit ;(
>>20874541That part
>>20874183Has joining the Death Riders elevated Garcia? Only time he was truly over was when he was with 2point0 doing the Red Death thing
I love Tony Khan.
>>20874717millions of people are saying this
>>20874183Nice ROH card.
>>20874214Dead dogDead marriageDead career>>20874541It only got better after he was FIRED
>>20874183We'll be watching!
>>20874861>Dead careerI'm no Phil fan, but he's WWE Champion. Page returned on Collision and it wasn't even mentioned on Dynamite.
>>20874875It was an unofficial return to pop a number. It wasn't really canon
>>20874183>SEXLA>nick waynes mom hopefully>lio rush>THE OUTRUNNERS>persSEXphone>possibly MOX on commentary yep should be a fun sicko saturday bros
Is the seething dronie having a melty in here yet?
CLONCHADS HERE WE GO
>>20874183The Outrunners have been wrestling since the 80s if you can believe it
>>20874541other way round
>>20874861Collision turned into a fucking ROH tape show when it used to be a big deal when Punk was in charge. AEW is fucking dogshit now and they can't even sellout taco bells
>>20874436nta but this dude has been spamming this ever since Punk got fired 3 years and to his credit Punk did end up winning in the end while AEW has floundered. His gimmick is consistent.
>>20874922the cherry on top of a Lord of the Rings Marathon
>>20874183LOLAEW
>>20874221Retards and trannies, I know im being redundant
>>20875051his inability to get over Punk being fired by AEW gives off major psycho, dumped bitter ex vibes 2bh
Hard to see a match that looks bad here except probably the trios title match
>>20875099
NEW MINA VLOGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIZ0LYooGqg
who watches this garbage?
>>20875290You apparently since you've been seething all day
>>20875308why are you doing this?
>>20875290Your girlfriend (at my house)
I will get beer in the hope that Marina shows upIf she does not, I will forever stop watching AEW
>>20874439OOH OOOOOOOH
AEW got a clue and now have official soundtracks for PPVs
>>20875274Mina sexo
>>20874875>but he's WWE Champion.And nobody cares about it.It's nothing but a meaningless run that he does not deserve. Just like when TK give him the AEW World Championship, twice.>>20875035>when it used to be a big deal when Punk was in chargeNo one except Philcels and Elite haters believe thisWho wanted to watch those 30+ minutes slugs with FTR every week? Or listen to that chud Kevin Kelly ruining every match with his stupid commentaries? I don't miss that version of Collision at all and I'm glad Phil and his ex-fed shitters are gone. Well, the big led stage was cool, I give you that.>and they can't even sellout taco bellsAnd I'm sure Phil is moving quite a lot of tickets and ratings...
Hologram vs El Clon should main event All In 27.
>>20874290>>20874292Collision is for true sickos only. I don't know who ROH is for though.
>>20875624All In '27 should be in Mexico
We are on year seven of the Jay Lethal project.
Second to last night to appreciate extremely sexual thekla two belts
Saw the WWE was putting on events in April all over the country because they're worried AEW might put on their own Wrestlemania in the US. Pretty funny. I don't think Tony should put on something to rival Wrestlemania I think he should just continue what he's doing and prep for All In 2027 which will be interesting to see where the event takes place next year
>>20875632Andrade as world champion, who says no?
>>20875629>I don't know who ROH is for though.For those who used to watch Dark
>>20875636Thekla FC are we losing tomorrow?
>>20875635He debuted in TNA in 2005 so longer than that
>>20875645I fear the only universe where we win is the one where Hazuki won the Owen
>>20875636she’s not losing
>>20874439OOOOH OOOOOOOH
>me and dad own business together >split shits with breaks >relative dies>he wants to go to funeral >I gotta work 15 hour shifts againUgh.
>>20875689>split SHIFTSGMS to me.
>>20875051>and to his credit Punk did end up winning in the end while AEW has flounderedThat's just the Philcel narrative.He only appeared when AEW was in its boom. Sure, everyone enjoyed the novelty until he went Hogan. After that, he only brought unnecessary drama to the company and it took quite some time to repair the damage he did.
the lone seething Edrone already made the fake Gamethread #2 lmfao >20875711Be sure to avoid it when this thread fills up and we move to next. He will be spamming it ITT
>>20875693Sir do not split the shit
>>20875731I don't know what AEW did to that dude but I hope one day he can move on with his life
We got Charli XCX, Elite Chads!
>>20875848is Tony Khan BRAT?
if dubs I'll go jerk mi penor before the show
>>20875851you tell me
AEW's Japanese Youtube channel uploaded the full match of Kenny Omega vs MJF at Beach Breakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwnBmJ0FJvk
>>20875848Always wanted to bang her.
If Marina isn't on the fucking show we don't riot.We simply send out a world wide misisng person report that the queen of AEW is not on the show
>>20876023lol
>>20876024And if Marina isn't on the show we should all be asking 'what's happening to the diamonds not being cut'
My inside sources tell me that Hologram is officially dead
They're calling it the Collision of all time
eating oatmeal ready for collision
WELCOME TO THE TONE ZONE
>>20876049his source code was deleted?
>>20875636Conners is a lucky guy
I'm guessing this is pre-recorded
ClonCHADS, we got this
That silver haired white girl was tan as fuck and reminded me of Jade Cargill
>>20876059your mom was pre-recorded
Do you think Ciampa reports to Triple H at the end of every show?
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20876064All Clon Collision All Clone time!
>>20876067Say that to my face and I'd rape you, boy.
>>20876064Is it true that it's Tony under the mask?
they got rid of the backstage weed segments but I think they would have been a lot cooler if they were smoking crack cocaine
>>20876064you cloniggas will never see the kingdom of heaven
>pretaped>no marinaFUCK THIS GAY FUCKING COMPANYONE JOB YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ONE JOB
So Ciampa is running through the Rascalz cause he hate weed?
I hope Kairi shows up at redemption
luv da rascalz but tony gotta stop jonnin them out
>>20876083Liobros...
Collision is in my vision
>>20876088My inside sources tell me Parker Boudreaux will show up at Redemption
>bean town beat downwat
saw a lady today with the same stomach as Wentz
>>20876084Clon is the vision
Tony's re-recorded commentary always sticks out like a sore thumb
>>20876083I don't know, it's quite foggy right now
>>20876088could see them do kairi vs shida since kenny loves them both
>>20876103That's my old lady
painmaker jericho is just him on oxycodone
>>20874183I hate tag matches but most of them are watchable in AEW. He also has little choice with how many people he wants booked.
>>20876117It's him cosplaying me
>>20876117based if true
saw an e-drone being creepy to a woman at the bar last night and i hit him with a shoot ddt
>>20875785>I don't know what AEW did to that dudeI know. It raped his mind. Many such cases
>>20876130hope that dweeb got a concussion
>no Qu'est-ce Que c'est after Psycho Killer chant
are they teasing ciampa vs paul wight?
>>20876130should have finished him off with a 450 off a table
>>20875848just watched one of her vids, she got juicy tits but the typical british face
Big Show's face lol
When did Painmaker Jericho get in the ring?
>>20876138jerishow vs ciama and x for all in i am guessing
S P E E D B A L L
I'm going to get a Speedball haircut
>and your ass is mineWell said, pal!
>>20876117Wouldn't that be the Pain Reliever?
oh speedball is winning tomorrow then
mox needs to get on commentary and start ribbing beeg
>>20876146Alex Jones looking rough.
Young Bucks been very active on Collision I've noticed
>>20876146Me when I see Creeps and Liars
>>20876109Smackdown Just Bring It tier
>the Busck>on Collision
the bucks are basically an afterthought in this company now. now if only moxley and jungle bitch could achieve that status aew might have a chance.
big garce
I want a qt sicko gf bros
>>20876146>It hurts to BEEG
Absolute cutie in the Young Bucks shirt
>>20876161Nah, that shit is actually hilarious and memetic.
>>20876117He was reading Dorohedoro when he came up with the facepaint
>>20876157>>20876162Philip in a shambles
>>20876165You would need to attend an AEW show in some very rural area of the country where the women barely see any men
Is Yuta's last name Shibata?
DG's DR's theme sounds like a Disney movie villain's theme song.
a sunny days joke Mox, really lol
MOX SPEAKSMASHALLAH PBUH
>MOX ON COMMENTARY
that render of will is fuckin retarded
>>20876183we love it
>>20876180Bret Hart raging rn
>Yuta Fucks>Yuta Fucks>Yuta FucksWhy did they start chanting this?
>mox>no marinaso this company is dead
Marina too busy pegging Roddy backstage and missed the cue
I like Mox on commentary but I also don't like him because he says absolutely nothing 97% of the time but he does it in such a unique way.
>>20876180>>20876187Just need a gay magazine reference
>>20876165im going to grand slam mexico to try and find me a latina qt sicko
>>20876191She is still in japan.
>>20876181>>20876183
Yuta and Garcia need to gain some mass
>>20876198I thought Trump was invading Japan ot get her back?She's a prisoner of war
why isnt beeg saying anything is he scared of mox
>>20876197Me, I'm going to get a sicko torta
>>20876197Just remember that modern women are equally awful across all nations. Thank social media.
>>20876198Anon! You're exposing the business!
>>20876195check out his audio book it's his commentary up to 11
>>20876204Still thinking about Ciampa putting on makeup
>>20876202If we don't see her tomorrow, unleash the nukes.
>>20876201Would have personally fired these guys a long time ago. It's a body business
>>20876197>>20876206I will make King Sue my wife
big match john shilling goyslop while the real men wrestle you hate to see it
WHAT IS JOHN CENA DOING IN THE ELITE ZONE?!
>>20876210
>>20876204Death Jitsu can slay Giants
>>20876219>You'll never put on your best sombrero and ride your donkey 2 hours to see King Sue wrestle
>>20876204simpa broke him
what da dog doin
>>20876211Man changed the sandwich game
How does Jhon find the fucking time to film all those Netflix and theatrical movies, various commercials for all kinds of industries and voice over work? Dude is working a wrestling schedule in Hollywood.
>>20876240Some voice over work is done by Marina
>>20876240WorkaholicAddicted to workahol
>>20876240if you're in demand studios work around your schedule, it's not like he does a lot of big ensemble pictures
TONY I KNOW YOURE HERE GIVE US MOX AND DRUNK THEKLA ON COMMENTARY PLEASE
My inside sources tell me that Marina is perfecting the toe in butt submission on Joshies
>>20876248too kino for this gay Earth
>>20876240he's an autistic robot
>>20876248aew should do a wrestlers in cars type thing but instead of cars they're getting blasted at the after party
>Mox relentlessly burying Rick Knox as a reflmfao
Marina isn't even going to be at redemptionIs Tony actually trying to get AEW cancelled?
C&C!
>>20876261these god damn west coast refs
Do you think Mox studies dads at little league soccer games to get into the headspace for his commentary?
So is bruv a tweener or
>Mox's DISDAIN for the Meltzer Driver/Nigel's call
btw here is the mox audio book if anyone wants ithttps://gofile.io/d/rJUuxI
We getting evil Willy
EHHHH?!?!?!
BRUV FINNALLY ACTING LIKE A REAL DEATH RIDER
bruv bros..
That bird man was staring down Osprey
>>20876274>9 hoursDid he recorded it in one go?
>>20876285Christian?
>>20876266He corks bats and then argues with the ref that that's a regulation little league bat if they get caught
>>20876274Holy basedTY Anon
>>20876274this is gonna be my background noise for when I go to sleep.
>>20876274this anon that keeps uploading content to gofile is over with me brother
Renee looking old and haggard at Comic Con as usual
PERSEXPHONE!!!
>>20876297the Miho Abe porno uploads were pretty fuckin noice
I demand Perse to sit on my face
Persephone's pit game on point
Persephone is my butterface waifu
BBW SEXOOOOO
Risk chads we got this
>>20876295gaining the advantage with tactics and skill pilled
be still my aching bwc
cmll needs belts that don't look like they were purchased for 25 cents in the lobby of the grocery store
Persephone's ass looking immaculate tonight
>>20876300That's my wife tough guy
need persephone to sit on me
grand slam mexico >>> redemptionmy tamales are ready
PERSEPHONEMATAME A SENTONES MAMACITA
Risk bros...
but i just oiled up ...
Is this jobber Latino Mina?
>>20876317shit looks like a pakistan belt
>Angèlica not being the gender bent version of Angèlico She should do his funky dance moves and wacky lucha submissions
Billie Starkz on my screen!? Holy based
BIG Billie
>Billie looking like absolute trailer trash here
Is billie getting bimbofied
ROLL OUT MINIONS
Lexi sexiCheetah print top is hot
>Jay Lethal>Wrestled for 50 years>Still hasn't killed anyone
Billie, my trashy trailer park queen!
I just can't trust tony that they won't be back in the ROH mines in one week
Smiling poking head Jarrett is cracking me up
Billie showing off her Billies now that Finlay left her
>>20876317No they don't. Thats authentic Lucha Title belt aesthetic
Trailer park pussy hits back
Sky Flight? What's next? Ground Walk?
MY WORLD
dang, scorpio sky still on payroll
>DOUBLE J ON COMMENTARY
>>20876347she's dating young bussin
Remember when Beetlejuice punched Jeff Jarrett in the penis
>>20876336I hate how thats my weakness but being in FL im used to seeing them
>>20876353He's not, but that Sonic ring is worth big bucks he can still dabble in wrestling while not working
>>20876340James Dangerous
someone adjust JJ's chair lmaowe can't barely see him
>MJF is injured>Tony brings JJ backKEK
>>20876351bit redundant innit
>>20876361It's a Wee Woo World Slapnuts
I didn't even know there was a super troopers 2.
>>20876356Not just punched, he parked it there for 5 minutes
>>20876368You didn't miss much
Tony, stop doing that...
My inside sources tell me that Scorpio sold his PS5 to Shida
*walks towards you*
>Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers
Did the world really need a Trilogy of the Suoer Troopers franchise
>>20876373He needs to keep doing that and stuff like wearing a neck brace for the NFL draft.
>>20876373>Excuse me Bandito, you can't just skip the line
what's his entrance theme?
a good way to get over is to show some personality when doing flippy stuff. just a thought
>>20876376its racemixing time
Carny ass personal injury lawyer ads were made to be played on pro wrestling TV ad breaks.
>>20876376>Ebony on a bob cutThis is my weakness
>>20876382Anything with a hint of nostalgia is getting a franchise.
>>20876376*whips it out*
jay lethal got a FAT ASS
>>20876383>and stuff like wearing a neck brace for the NFL draft.Nah, that was based
>>20876389>>20876385TONECONTRACT NOW
>>20876385>>20876389I'm assuming this the local ad you guys got in your area. I got a Hallmark ad on Sling.
this is a very collision coded collision
>>20876393Absolute cancer of Hollywood
>>20876401I'm not going to lie bros, I binge Hallmark Christmas movies in winter
>Shotty with a pinWhat year is it?
>>20876382They can't be very expensive to make. They churned out how many Police Academy movies?
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>>20876421Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>20876418I don't know, I stopped watching when Mahoney left
>>20876418yeah but Police Acadaemy was good
This boy bussing
>no momma wayneL for TK
>>20876401MyAEW's stream is delayed, I had to find a TNT streamWhy do they do this? Is it a WBD thing? It's ridiculous...
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>>20876426I'll admit the first 3 are solid
>>20876418Comedy movies are historically the least expensive movies to make but Super Troopers movies have action set pieces too.
>>20876423Based
>>20876435Ishii is talking to her
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>>20876423
>WHERE'S YOUR HOT MOM?!*clap clap clap*>WHERE'S YOUR HOT MOM?!*clap clap clap*>WHERE'S YOUR HOT MOM?!*clap clap clap*
>>20876443Less than the cam corder films?
>>20876450kek
HBO Max just gave me a loading signal
>>20876452>>20876448double old niggas
>>20876451This thread was made too early and it is disqualified
>>20876448>>20876452
TNT was just showing a black screen for over a min
>>20876451Too late faggot Everyone already migrated >>20876440>>20876421
>>20876487I'll allow it