*soaps up you're ass crack*how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>20875089>it’s just a rib, kid, now let me just slip my cock into your ass for a few minutes. I’ll tell the guys in the locker room you’re a good guy and to go easy on you.
mental illness thread
>*looks back* >*grind my asshole right then and there while his finger blasts my doodoo hole into oblivion and I cum all over the place*It’s reverse psychology on the vets. You don’t want to show them you’re worked. They won’t bully you anymore
>>20875089Try it.
>>20875139The FBI assume murderers who prefer knives to have severe cases of limpdick.
Thanks JBL, I'll take it from here
thanks friend, my girl tells me it stinks but you know it ain't right for a man to touch his own hole
>>20875089>>20875108World Weinstein Epstein
>>20875261That’s how you gain a man’s respect. Let him know you’re not a lazy bum. You can take care of yourself. JBL’s gonna put in a good word for you.
>>20875432Thanking him sends the message you'd be grateful for more.
>>20875108based locker room leader
>>20875089Hey my ass crack is dirty too. can you clean it for me
>>20875089Ask if he gon rub dat coco butta on later in bed T3T
>>20875089Thanks jbl, but I can do that myself.
>>20875089I tell him if he's not at least 9"x7" I am going to drag him to not only all the boys but also all the rats
It was funny how maven said he became good friends with JBL. Maybe they had sex
slap the soap out of his hand and growl "Spit Only"
It’s always funny to be reminded that nobody here ever played a sport or spent any time in a locker room. This is light work.
>>20878076Ur weird
>>20878076You're white. Stop saying "light work"
>>20875089>you trying to hit this cake?
>>20875089didnt he got heemed by a midget?
>>20878412>You're white.
>>20878076You're right, but they won't understand what playing sports is like. lol.
>>20875089*clenches so hard the soap and by extension his fingers break*"It's just a rib man, don't be such a baby about it."
I'm not a prima donna so I just let him have his way with me and laugh it off with the boys afterwards haha
>>20875233FBI is full of homosexuals, pedos and negros like you.
>>20878756They're also full of mormons.
>>20879423>He already said pedos.>>20875089Grab his ears and kiss him deep. Kiss him like a man ought to be kissed. Then call him a faggot.
>>20875089defensive sharting
>>20875444this nigga finna retain his root chakra>>20875432this nigga will not
>>20875089I would calmly point out that the possessive form of YOU is YOUR, and that YOU'RE is the contraction for YOU ARE. I am sure he would appreciate the correction.
>>20875089The exact way the rest of the story you're referencing went?
>>20875089Deeper you faggot!!!I cant even feel it.
>>20878076this. I miss the days when I got fucked hard when I played football in high school. good times.
>>20877193He's not like that
>>20875089Start to shoot orgasm and tell him i was a virgin.
>>20878756post hand
>>20883080this. Only white chads become FBI agents. that's why only we enter Valhalla.
>>20878412I’m a friend of the Nubian race. I played sports.
>>20875089laugh
>>20879856He'd say your a nerd and rape you're bussy.
