Give even one reason why he shouldn’t be in the world title picture right now.
>>20881489Because he’s a jobber and not over. Sorry. That’s two reasons.
>>20881489he has small dick energy
>>20881489Can't wrestleCan't talkIs a jobber
>>20881489Cringe on Twitter like Dijak and Hangman, also too purple.
>>20881489Nice cuck cave lol
>>20881489He should be on NXT as an experienced veteran hand working with the green shitters in their near-worthless current men's division
>>20881489He smokes shit tier cigars
>Zack RyderThat’s the only reason you need
>>20881489>Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shop
>>20881489Guy is living the life. Imagine getting to be Chelseas cream pie clean up guy.
>>20881531It’s called a pool grotto + a waterfall feature and it costs more than the shitbox car you drive
>>20881489Kek YJG
>>20884254Whats up Matt.
>>20881527So much of a shitter it seeps out of him when he sleeps
>>20881527>who's coming?!Not Chelsea
>>20886640God forbid someone try to look like a star.
>>20887210He looks like a fucking burn victim.
>>20881489He's a fucking dork.
>>20881489they shouldn't put literal npc's who can't imagine apples in the main event imho
>>20881489His haters win since he won't have kids to give his toy collection too
>>20881489I think what would really get Matt over in this new run is if his opponent shoved a Toy Store figure up his ass in an unplanned spot. It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission, as they say.
>>20881489He washed the fake tan off for once?Wait a momentCardona is....washed....washed.......washed...........
>>20881489He's a bit of a geek and he's actively jobbing. He needs to stop reminding the office he's still working there, he'll be let go
