no dimesbut DOLLARS
>>20882861was the sarge ever this fit irl?
>>20884241You tell me.I don't think so though really, he was just a big dude, but didn't have a steroid look or anything
>>20882861S-G-T?
>>20884390S.T.F.U., maggot!Slaughter was always talking shit about how unprepared the Joes were and even talked shit to General Hawk who asked Duke, his subordinate, if he should court marshall him. They agreed that he is too important to the cause.
>>20884805
>>20884858I could get killed for telling /pw/ this but fuck it: William "The Refrigerator" Perry was Bam Bam Bigelow's secret lover.GI Joe fumbled worse than Lil Tone'. They shoulda made this cornfed white boy a GI Joe. Green Bay. Home of the real men. Not like those faggots in Jacksonville.
I wish iraqi sympathizer Slaughter had an official Joe action figure.
>>20885047Would be too based
>>20882861This isn't the OG figure, it's from the 25th anniversary series. /Toy/soldier
>>20885047The Mattel one works pretty well with gi Joe classified.
why didn't general hawk not draft any other wwf superstars
>>20887032Jake Roberts would probably know a lot about handling Cobra
the real question is why didn't they make wrestling figures move like gi joes
>>20887121Too small. They'd be a major choking hazard for the kind of kids who play with wrestling figures.
>>20887125a completely different subsect of people who played with gi joes
>>20882861If he pulled out a military issue m16 and shot his opponent dead and pinned their bloody corpse
>Stolen valorHow come he hasn't been cancelled yet?
>>20887177Doesn't spam infinite disabilities like the rest of em so he is actually more honorable
>>20887208I earned it.
>>20887209Kek, i'm just working brother. How much do you get a month off it? My bum shoulder has always gatekept me
>>20887225I get $2k but I always wish it was more. I'm afraid to do a third check because I think they'll take it all away. You should try for PTSD.
>>20887225>Bum shoulderMy bad, I misunderstood what you meant. Just don't tell them.
>>20887235Nah, it's actually pretty bad nerve damage. Erb's Palsy. Not bad enough for irl monies though. But assuming I could hide it, it's a minimum of four years?
>>20887250I think you only really need to do two years to get full benefits but I could be wrong, I ended up doing six and didn't even apply for disability until I was fully out and desperate for some cash.
>>20887254My recently-divorced, nearly 40yo older brother just enlisted and I assume my older sister (his younger), who has always had nicer things than rest of my white trash family cause she went into the air force right out of high school almost two decades ago, probably convinced him to go in just for the disability afterwards. But that's cool, fuck the system
>>20887277It's not a bad life, cliche thing to say but "it's what you make of it." I lived in Hawaii for three years and Japan for two and got to see a good portion of Omega's run.
>>20887282Anyway I could get a post in Uganda and work part-time for SGW and fuck kweens til I die?
>>20887297According to Google I could support a family of four in Uganda on my disability pay alone!
this is a sgt slaughter board
>>20887356bet he can kill all joshipedos without breaking a sweat
>>20882861We needed six man tag between hogan,sgt slaughter and optimus prime (a real semi truck) against Iron Sheik,Cobra commander and Megatron (a gun wielded by sheik)It ends with hogan and sarge trying to run over commander and sheik in a truckIt wouldve earned enough dimes for everyone involved to buy iraq
>>20888612>Iron ShiekI think he was in an episode of Transformers about stolen automobiles.
>>20882861>long scope on an M60Tacticool.
>>20890166Undertaker shot one of those. He loves the military, but seems like he'd pretend to want open borders because his nagging wife. I bet he misses Sara.
>>20882861MAGGOT
>>20890219>because his nagging wife.Learn English
