All Elite Wrestling Presents REDEMPTION from the Bell Centre in Montreal, QC, CanadaHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, Sling, YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MyAEW, DAZN, PPV.com, YoutubeMAIN CARD (7pm ET / 4pm PT)>Kenny Omega (c) vs. The Jet Kevin Knight for the AEW World Championship>Thekla (c) vs. Willow Nightingale for the AEW Women's World Championship>Jon Moxley & Will Ospreay vs. The Young Bucks>Cage & Cope (c) vs. Death Riders for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Bandido for the AEW International Championship>Mark Davis (c) vs. Andrade El Idolo for the AEW National Championship>Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Maya World for the TBS Championship>Bang Bang Gang vs. The Dogs in a Double Chain Match>Painmaker vs. Tommaso Ciampa in a No Holds Barred Match>Komander vs. The Beast Mortos vs. Speedball Mike Bailey vs. Jungle Jack Perry vs. El Clon vs. Nick Wayne in a 6-Way Ladder Match for a shot at the AEW International Championship
wish that was me
he's literally me
god i wish that were mei have a legit pulsating erection rn as i type this. all 4.3 inches of my white manhood at maximum stiffness.
>>20884707You forgot threads 2 and 10>>20879698>>20884561
>>20884707Mick is just like me
I'm all for a horny Foley lmao
Keep mick off tv
>>20884734>>20884736Mick won
Did she say you should chow down?
>>20884707Foley came in his sweatpants.
HOW YOU KNOW
Stir fry joshipedos in a wok. Toss joshipedos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a joshipedoss gas tank. Judo throw joshipedos into a wood chipper. Twist joshipedoss heads off. Report joshipedos to the IRS. Karate chop joshipedos in half. Curb stomp pregnant joshipedos. Trap joshipedos in quicksand. Crush joshipedos in the trash compactor. Liquefy joshipedos in a vat of acid.
Mick is embarrassing. This is shaping up to be the WOAT AEW ppv.
>>20884738When one thread fills up we go to the next number, the board starts burying them otherwise.
>>20884734KEK based Mick
>>20884750so did i
>Jake DoyleLMFAO motherfucker has one of the worst wrestling names of all time
This match is going to sound like it's being held in a library.
This match better be quick bro I swear if it's another 20 minute bangerino I'm going to lose my fucking gourd
what is the point of the national championship
KINO time.
Bros, it was /peedub/ that got How You Know over first right?
THE REAL LATINO MAN
>>20884755kek based
>>20884764Can you think of Something better?
So Andrade just stole his gimmick from Dave?
>>20884771You tell me
>>20884758>When one thread fills up we go to the next numberThen why did you skip 2 and 10?>the board starts burying them otherwiseLmfao there are threads that haven't been posted in for hours that are on page 3 you bullshitter
>NUCLEAR HOW YOU KNOW CHANTS
based entrance for BASEDRADE
>>20884716If we're being really technical here, he is the kayfabe creator of the "Bra and Panties Match" so in a way he always has been the pervert commissioner.
Holy pesos
If those women are from Quebec then it's pretty grim up there
Andrade got the most mid putas
>>20884764DOYLE RULES
clanging and banging
>His gimmick a /pw/ shit post
>>20884771Yeah im going to buy the shirt KEK
Only one of the idolo bitches is attractive and she's half plastic
>>20884738You are so mind broken
Andrade is a star now
>>20884771All memes come from here then leak out to ebaums, Reddit then twitter then it's dead for us
KNOW STATUS???
BROS IM BEGGINGPLEASE GIVE A 5 WORD DESCRIPTION OF MEGAN BAYNE’s ASS HOLE. do it NOW!!!
>>20884771Huh what u mean?
>>20884788how is the tall black negress the hottest?
dunkzillabros emergency meeting wtf I don't have a good feeling about this
>>20884788Are these Canadian Slags?
Based new entrance
>>20884788JUST
>>20884788crackhead goth is over with me
>>20884782Mick has always been a low key sex pest. Not as bad as Phil, but still bad.
>>20884776Kek seriously. It's AEW. What would he have lost by keeping that name? It's not like they wouldn't let him keep it if he left. Jake Something had a Mike Awesome vibe. It's kinda dumb on the surface but it works as a wrestling name. It's chantable. It's marketable. It has something (no pun intended) to it. Jake Doyle is just some fucking guy. It sounds lame as hell. Sorry to the dude since it's his shoot name but that makes it even worse. It's fucking pro wrestling. You can call yourself anything you want and you pick Jake Doyle? Fuck you
>>20884801Brown and hairy poo stained
>>20884788based idola reppin the Latinas¡¡¡ariba la raza carbon!!
Kairi will interfere with this match. Andrade seduced her off screen.
>>20884807he lost his giant ass and now he has to lose his title body business im afraid
mark davis looks very generic
This is the sleeper match
>>20884786Please understand, it's Canada
Oh shit I thought he had it
>>20884801clenches could sever a penis
>>20884788Holy shit get out of Canada ASAP woof.
>>20884822Canada has some of the hottest women out there anon
If Andrade doesn't win I'm going to commit a hate crime on my bong neighbor.
>Dia de los Muertos Smoothest move in the game
>>20884828what part of canada u from
>>20884827they're supposed to be ring rats
>>20884828they're not in vancouver
>>20884804you know quebec has them exotic broads over there
>>20884812proof?
>>20884738Log off and get some fresh air
>>20884828They don't look very Canadian to me
>>20884771I'm like 90% certain MJF told Andrade about the meme
>>20884801tight, pale, many tree rings
>>20884801In haiku format.
There is no way Andrade is losing this
>blood on every rope
>>20884840Are you mad?
It took close to ten years but Andrade is finally a star in the States.
is it a rule that every wrestler from england has to look incredibly generic?
Based Davis refused to be Fletcher's Jannetty so he got a Jannetty for himself
>>20884801idk but janella has had his face buried in it so i'll take my chances with lena
How did hhh fumble andrade on two (2) separate occasions
>>20884849You very clearly are pal.
>>20884850>in the StatesThey're in CanadaAnd he's getting very minimal of a reaction
>>20884842If not Max, then Tony for sure.
>>20884801A big hole for (You)
>>20884855samw way tony did the first time
>>20884813Kek I agree.
Hopefully this isn't a snoozer like the one with Bandido, just don't drag this out pleaseAlso they need to clean the shit out of those ropes and apron
>>20884857By being the worst booker in North America and that includes Tommy Dreamer.
>>20884852Is Kevin Knight from England?
>>20884861You clearly don't watch the TVs, fren.
>SHES HOTTER THAN CHARLOTTE! Hahahhahaha based fan
>"she's better than Charlotte"kek
>>20884835How you know?
why do they keep calling davis a mark?
>>208848573 if you count NXThe's just not samoan
30 minutes left in this PPV, right? That's 4 hours.
>>20884859How clear is it?
>>20884861Canadians only like jeets now. The luchadores fell back a step.
>>20884881two more hours minimum
>>20884878You tell me
>>20884878He wears the belt everywhere
>>20884881>an AEW ppv ending before midnight easterOh you poor child
>>20884872You're goddamn right I don't LMFAO
>>20884881Nigga we still need both World title matches, would've be surprised if we make it to 4.75 hrs
>>20884878He bought a new PC and paid for extended warranty
>>20884882Crystal clear, unlike your eyes you cross-eyed cataract having bith
>>20884881This match is at best halfway through, and there's two more matches left. Yeah that's gonna take a lot more than 30 minutes.
>>20884881>He really thought Tony starting the show earlier meant he would end it earlierThis shit ain't ending before 12 brother
Andrade probably has my favorite gimmick in wrestling right now. It's dimes
>>20884881This show is hitting close to Midnight
>>20884892My inside sources tell me Omega vs Knight is going a full day
>>20884891Good thing you don't sound mad at all then
>>20884875it's based on a cmll gimmickbesides if you tried to do a godfather thing it would cost a fortune because girls like that are all making a fortune on "personal modeling" now
>>20884892Move west you big baby. It's 8:30 here and 90°. And the shrooms are kicking in. I think I saw blood on Ciampa.
Zzzzz already falling asleep Davis is not a good villian
I would sink my hips deep into Mark Davis if you know what I mean
We're only now to average Dynamite length, how are you boomers whining already about the length? You sound like Kairi whining my penis is too long.
kairi will make the save after the ending and reform los ingobranales with andrade, naito and himoru
>>20884914He's not like that
>>20884894His gimmick is that mamacitas wanna take pics with him, touch him and kiss him. What a life.
Can we go 1 week without digging up Eddie's corpse? He's been dead for 20 years and every Mexican wrestler won't let you forget he's dead.
Mark Davis chonkers
Everyone knows Andrade is great but I still say he's underrated. His work is smooth and explosive, great fucking wrestler.
>>20884903The gimmick comes from Hector Garza on AAA
>>20884923you think she’d be okay with my 4.4 incher?
>>20884924Imagine your head in between Davis thighs
>>20884924it's important to keep the names of all the wrestlers WWE murdered alive
>>20884920Not yet, anon will convert him. I want to see the webm of it for reasons.
>>20884924easy way to get a pop. just like praising the local sports team
>>20884918the early start is good for me personallyit's 11:32PM in my secret canadian time zone that americans dont know exists
>>20884903>personal modelingIs that what they're calling hooking these days?
>>20884931A CMLL guy was doing it recently, sorry I'm blanking I'm beers o clock
>>20884945You can't say that
>>20884930he is and his ring work was better in his first run. I think he decided to lean more into the character this time and it worked but he could yoink some meltzer stars if he went full tryhard
>starts the PPV 1 hour early>still ends at 1amTony lied, people died (falling asleep on the wheel in the morning going to work)
>>20884924I hate to break it to ya, but Eddie is one of the most influential wrestlers in the history of the business so all of that homage is earned.
justified HOW U KNOW chants
>>20884951I think you're talking about Soberano Jr
>how u no
>>20884945when its organized through instagram, yeswhy do you think all those white women are going to Dubai?
Andrade should rip his pants off on the top rope then do the shooting star. Thats dimes.
>>20884738You can't stop selling for shitposting because you are just that autistic KWAB
>His whole gimmick is a dead meme from his first AEW runAre you goddamn kidding me?
>>20884966gay but based
>>20884966How you know
Imagine the roar if Shida removed her pants during a match
They are fast tracking How you know into the grave
>>20884967>You can't stop selling for shitpostingYou couldn't find irony in a dictionary
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
davisbros.... not like this .....
>>20884968ok how you know?
>>20884779>Then why did you skip 2 and 10?To make you angryAnd it worked xD
>HOW YOU KNOW>HOW YOU KNOW>HOW YOU KNOW
>>20884978HYK?
HOW U KNOWHOW U KNOWHOW U KNOW
Do people actually enjoy this? The arena is dead quiet unless they're begging for reactions. Commentary is just trying to make each other laugh.
Damn I was actually rooting for Davis. His run as Fletcher’a Jannetty continues.
but seriously how do any of us know?
Match was a snoozefest but the result was correct
>>20884974She hasn't looked like that in half a decade
kek i remember when fags wanted this boring retard to win the world title when he returned instead of kenny. never listen to smarks
>>20884974Modern shida? It wouldn't be a roar, more like a collective retching
ANDRADE!!!!¡!
Justified "WWE and Charlotte fumbled" chants RIGHT NOW
>>20884986He's seething so hard that he missed that 6 was skipped too
I am a real Latino man...
>>20884996imagine the flabjobs
I think I get it. National is the “here damn” championship.
BASADO
>>20884986>And it worked xDHow you know?
He won the lowest of the midcard titles. Is that really a victory?
>>20884978It's 5 years old it's fine
brb buying my how u know panties
going over to shake the hands of the spanish announce team is a good touch
>>20884813>The Great Wall of Seethe
>>20884996Made to play Jet Force Gemini
>>20885012He could have won nothing for his crimes against Tone.
>>20885012>the lowest of the midcard titleshow you know?
I am pleased. And entertained.
>>20885004>No one sells for it so you have to point it out and admit to it yourself
>NYT and Washington Post are now both reporting we are likely to hit 20 gamethreads on the debut edition of a new B-pape in Canadaholy fuckign shit
im still thinking about how fat shida got.
>>20884813
Lexi looks like she'd be faithful to you for life.
>>20885029pretty bad
blue hair put $500 on dunkzilla and she's seething
Speedball the most over nigga on this pape
>>20885029I'm thinking about how much heat she radiates
I'm just gonna say this nowThis may be so far the greatest wrestling ppv/event ever. Idk how it will ever be topped. Every match has been 5+ stars.
>>20885029I have a feeling she's about done with wrestling. She's been openly begging for some Sega Yakuza job, I think all she wants to do is sit at home and stream vidya.
>>20885037holy FUCK…
>>20885032I'm so happy I fast forward thru most of this shit now.
>>20885043this but unironically
>>20885018Are you his mother? Did I insult the great Doyle family? The name sucks ass and is entirely dimeless brother. Accept it>>20885032What the hell does any of this have to do with Jake Doyle?
lexi sexo
Is Cornette legit retarded? Speedball is good on the mic and in the ring
ARANA MEHIHO
Arena Mexico is based
Lexy looking young and sexy as usual
Kairi time
LETS FUCKING GO WILLOWYOUR NIGHTYOUR TITLE
>>20885052Yeah Cornette is retarded
>>20885037That’s not her, that’s just some random Japanese chick
>>20885052>Is Cornette legit retarded?yes
>>20885032damn hobbs in wwe taking pins what a surprise
>>20885043I just refunded my Summerslam tickets, really don't think Ican go back to WWE after tonight
>>20885050sorry i didnt read your post and thought you were the e drone lol
Is there any way Willow doesn't win this?
>>20885043It's not even the best AEW card this year, the last few paypes have been far superior.
Thekla should go full racist
>>20885042Yes, it gets cold here, I need a good jap space hearer.
>>20885043I'm entertained but it's probably one of AEW's WORST PPVs. Most of the results have been predictable
>>20885068poor thekla if it's true
>>20885071they're in canada, how does one demonstrate racism against canadians? yes they are a race fuck you
THEXUAL INTERCOURSE
TEKURAAAAAAAA
My insider source tele that Thekla is going to most Willow's eyes with piss tonight
IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20885052yup hes a boomer smarkbeing good at mic is being macho man levels of absurdity
Obese women should not be allowed to wrestle
>>20885052Cornette is just old school in that once you enter his doghouse it's impossible for you to get out unless you pull him out of a burning building or something.
Willow with the Pro Trump gear
>>20885044She's singing again, new album coming out.
>>20885067Sexla has a Stardom belt and has been pushed pretty hard as a company destroyer, they probably still need the belt on her a bit longer for that story.That’s pretty much it.
>>20885059next you're gonna tell me this isn't IYO and EVIL...
thekla isnt even that hot but she always pulls a huge, throbbing erection out of me.
If two black women have belts by the end of the night, I'm not watching All In.
she warmed the heart of the whitest cold boy in the game.. can she warm your heart too?
gaga looking bitch
I dont feel good about this match Thekla bros
>>20885078Not against Canada
>turkla
>>20885086Skinny women should not be allowed to wrestle
Thekla looks like sex with her would be painful. And bloody.
>>20885093iyo and evil being trailer trash, japan actually makes them more endearing to me
>>20885061Cornette either doesn't realize or doesn't want to admit that without CM Phil, none of the indy shitters that he despise so much would have gotten near as much exposure as they have
Thekla is really cool and I'd be platonic friends with her.
>>20885096Who is this cold ass white boy?
>>20885105I bet if you didn't shit on her, she wouldn't respect you
>>20885095They need to fire every nigger in wrestling. They all suck.
Thekla is fucking based talking about getting strippers and being a crazy drunk I've never watched her wrestle before though
IF THEKLA LOSES WE RIOT
>>20885100kekPops me every time
>>20885011See >>20884738Selling like a good lil job boy bitch for me, the Star
SEXLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>20885119Stard
>>20885086Deonna bros...
Soon ;_;
Willow looks like she's lost 5-7 lbs
>>20885111I'd spray my cum like Spiderman at her
If Kairi is coming, she will fuck thekla over the stardom hate. Otherwise thekla should retain. CEO vs thekla will be so much better tan the melenated Powerpuff girl.
>>20885061He's retarded for giving money to that guy to do shit youtube thumbnails
How many drugs do you think tekla takes? Could she ever pull a hardy and be fented for a show?
>>20885117Well get ready to riot. Some anon claiming he has inside info said she's losing it
i hooked up with a constantly drunk sorority girl that looked pretty similar to thekla (just about 4 inches taller)the sex was INSANE, and all 3 holes were fully in play, but i ended up getting shoot gonorrhea and her ghosting me to go back to her ex (soundcloud rapper)
>>20885121Conners is a lucky guy
>>20884849Wveey time you make a thread with a skipped number, you Lose. We are trolling you, and you are selling it by making those threads.
With this I think it's 4 pissbreaks is main event after this?
FUCK HER UP WILLOW
>>20885086We don't body shame here, chud
>>20885131>pull a hardywe can that doing a hogan now thoughbeit
>>20885131Not as many as toni storm did when she was fully on the nod during a non wrestling press conference
>>20885121lashley is a lucky man
>>20885119You're malding
>>20885133the anon who wrestled Chris Benoit (he cried)?
Thekla seems like the kind of girl call you into the restroom to see how big her shit is
CROWD IS HOT AF FOR THIS ONE
>>20885137If you didn’t use the chain match as your piss/fap break the problem is you.
>>20885136>Wveey time you make a thread with a skipped number, you Lose.You're seething so much you're making mistakes. Every time you react to me making any of the skipped threads you've lost. And boy have you been losing
Caramel Nalgas board
>>20885128Mercedes has more history with Willow. Would make for a better story. Plus having the belt on Mercedes when Bayley comes in opens up more potential stories.
Blood let's go.
Caramel Nalgas in the building!
Thread is moving so fast no one will notice me confessing to working on a Thekla/Mina futa fan fic
Does 5 hours feel like only 50 minutes to TK?
Bite that ear off Thekla
>>20885160Who is the futa?
how do i get a bald mullatto queen gf
>>20885160Seriously, when was the last time you spoke to a female that wasn't a family member or a representative of the food industry?
>>20885169Be a Minotaur
YO THREADBITCH DO YOUR FUCKING AUTISM
>>20885169Better question is why would you want this
>>20885169be a beast with a law degree
>>20884981You get worked every single time
>>20885165Both
NEW THREAD>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180
>>20885165Obviously Thekla
>>20885172The weed girl was pretty and I think she liked me
NEW THREAD>>20879698>>20879698>>20879698>>20879698
>>20885183Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>20885141>we can that doing aHello saar!!!
>>20885182>Double futaMina is too pure for that. I will only accept Mina mouth nipples
NEW THREAD>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180>>20885180
>>20885185That's funny, I've been thinking about MY weed girl from last week. Fucking baddie bitch.
>>20885050Why are you seething
>>20885172bro walk into a book store tomorrow and you'll find 20 books about some karen fucking a dragon
>>20885179>no uYou're not even fun with it man. You're gonna kill our heat and lose the town if you don't sell anything
>>20885202am i not also a dragon, in the eyes of God?
Pit slut
>>20885199I expressed how I think a name in wrestling sucks. You're the one who's taken a personal offense to it. Ask yourself that question and why you have such an issue with my opinion
OP make sure to skip another few numbers on the next Gamethread to work that 1 seething autist into making more threadslmao
My Xbox already gave me my 4-hour idle warning
She just slapped her tit
>>20885225You still haven't finished thread #2 thoughbeit
Great PPV
>>20885234>Sells once again
>>20885234'tis tradition I'm afraid
Thekla is funny
>>20885204kek I got you to break kayfabeYou are shoot malding and gotten-to rnfuckin mark
>>20885235Genuinely no one is saying this kek
NEW>>20885180>>20885180
>>20885250In Planet e-tard maybe
>>20885238>>20885248>cries like a bitch>>20885239>has fun with itSecond anon you get it
>>20885218but why are you seething tho
>Thekla lostNot fair
