Cruz Montana fka Mike Santana https://x.com/Santana_Proud/status/2081817889275830425#m
>>20888932Why did they hire this charismaless tubby Mexican and what do they plan to do with him? This jobber will never be a world champion. Fucking pointless hiring
>>20888937tiny fumbled
>Tavion Heightsjfc
>>20888941They should be more concerned with their product instead of trying to stick it to some autistic Indian
WWE would like to announce our newest hot signing, some fuckin random guy!
the fact that he has literally been mike santana on the show already is what makes it weird
>>20888932The wrestling industry now is just about shuffling around the same 35-50 year old midcarders between companies until they all retire and all we have left are Nick Wayne and a bunch of NIL snowbunnies with no knees
>>20888957'Xagon Widths tag team pardnah
>>20888932No Way Jose.
>>20889271that is a grim way to put it. sure do hope that someone breaks out and elevates things instead of just continuously lowering the ceiling
>>20888937See >>20888941Every ex AEW dude WWE signs is all to just laugh at how fucking stupid Tony Khan is and make fun of him. There isn't some roadmap or plans to make them main event stars or anything, it's literally just shit posting
>>20888932I'll watch this match alone, out of curiosity, but that's it.>>20889271Wouldn't be a problem if any of these guys had charisma, but as you stated: they are midcarders, and not the dimes kind.
>>20889271fucking christ when you put it like THAT, probably the future generations of wrestlers would be better off being HVAC technicians than taking bumps, the pay would be miles better too
>>20888932There it is, you're not allowed to make fun of his name now.
>>20889430>Every ex AEW dude WWE signs is all to just laugh at how fucking stupid Tony Khan is and make fun of himYeah except this isn't an ex-AEW signing, it's an ex-TNA signing who left AEW like 5 years ago. It's not like they're signing MJF and burying him Vince style. It's Mike Santana.
>muh daddyevery single time
WHAT'S CRUZ MONTANA DOING IN THE PERFORMANCE CENTER
>>20888932I understand why they would create a new name from scratch, but when the guy has ALREADY been on your fucking TV show like 10 different times as Mike Santana, what is the point lol
>>20889765wait second then who the fuck is mark anthony sanchez then, lmao
>>20889841maybe the guy lived in montana and was a big fan of ted cruz
>>20889765>Hey guys my new name is completely fake Great way to debut
Sounds like a character from Disney's cars
>Mark Santana
>>20888937they literally hire and rehire everybody
>>20889430>sign a guy whose peak in AEW was being 3rd-most important at best in Jericho's stable 6-7 years agowhoa gottem
>>20888932> Cruz MontanaOh Vince is back for sure
ITS CRUISE INDIANA. HES HERE.
>>20888937WWE is in the slop corporation era, they have no vision for a future or any creative vision, they just do bullshit and see what works
>>20889765following this logic my wrestling name should be Morales Cleveland
