Tony Fumbled Edition(Well... Tony fumbled the 'ribut and the Captain DID NOT turn Redemption into 'ridemption. Maybe she still goes and maybe she doesn't. Nobody truly knows but we do know that the Captain is CUTE and SEXO as well as GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE.)PREVIOUS: >>20852438Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>20889002Kairi is CUTE
PINNED
>>20889002Once we found out about Barry Bloom, that was the debut. There's no more "will she or won't she."Just a matter of timing now. I thought last night to run in against Thekla would have worked but it also would have ruined Willow's moment.
Barry Bloom negotiated her last WWE deal btw
And Blake Monroe's
Sweet new kairi thread!! And fuck tkshit!!
And AJ Styles
>>20889002Many are saying it was his fumbliest fumble
>>20889087What point do you think this makes?
>>20889087I saw a rumor on X he might be trying to get her back into WWE. She was a highly respected member of the locker-room.
>>20889143He's a talent agent, his job is to negotiate the best deal for his client at the destination of their choosing, agents don't care where you go as long as they get their 10%
>>20889157Yes and how many deals has he negotiated with Marigold?I'll help: 0.The only reason to be with him at this juncture is to go to AEW.
>>20889148She picked the wrong agent if that was her goal.WWE hates negotiating with Bloom and if her goal was to go back there, she would have signed with Endeavor like Blake Monroe (above poster is wrong, she has never been with Bloom).
>>20889157This, she might be headed to TNA with Xia. They're always hanging out together. She would definitely be used better in TNA. We all know Tony would debut her and we'd see her once every 6 months afterwards. TNA has a bunch of extra cash for free agents too since Hendry, Santana and Grace recently went to WWE. Maybe they use that on a certain 'ri agent.
Kairi Hojo Kairi Sicko
>>20889229She also has 2 other talent agents listed on her profile
So I’m assuming this is one dude
>>20889279Not that negotiate wrestling contracts. The only agency in Japan she has listed represents models and actors. She's the only wrestler on their whole agency roster. She's with them for acting gigs.The only representation for wrestling she has is Barry Bloom. The AEW whisperer.
>>20889303Talent agents are talent agents, they represent all sorts of sectors, but hey what would I know, I'm only represented by CAA
>>20889336You're absolutely fucking wrong is what you are lmfaooooooo
>>20889348My minimum quote would say otherwise
Why are the AEWtists seething about missing on Kairi? I thought she was a jobber?
>>20889364I was told Kairi was a dangerous botch machine by them
Kairi's jewish handler
>>20889364>>20889370Are you guys not embarrassed that you go around talking like this?
I just wanna see her wrestle more bros. It doesn't matter where
>>20889419Same, I'm just here to support 'ri
Post 'ri!!!!! GOGOGO!
Smart 'ri
I love the Cap bros
>>20889786Same>>20889627Certified genius wrestler
Kairi has drawn interest from multiple companies upon hitting free agency and remains unsigned as of now- @FightfulSelect
>>20890512As expected, /arrrr/ gal has ignited a bidding war.
>>20890578What a global superstar
>>20889002is this new or old?
>>20891970Surely we'd have heard if the Rowdy Riders 'riunited
Hojo player
>>20892314Fiendish
>>20892357... +1
Hojo has the mojo and the flojo
>>20892314I hope we get Kairi in a thong so we can enjoy her pancake butt to it's fullest.
>>20892314Oh shit this looks new. Where is this from?
>>20892750Yea apparently Kairi did a gravure shoot for some Japanese baseball magazine that Mayu writes articles for. It's coming out in a week. Shall be purchasing.
>>20892786Will Mayu write an article about how Scott Harris is a dogshit GM and will probably trade Tarik Skubal for a softball player and a coneydog or does she only cover Jap baseball? Also it sounds like the Cap is in Japan
>>20892314>>20892710I didn't expect his return to be so SEXO Hypothetical, where in Japan can I buy this? A normal 7 eleven? A bookstore?
We are eating so good, 'ritards
>>20892829I shall help educate the bros, it's Ring Plus, it's a Joshi magazine released every 2 months with bikini pics and stuff, to buy>Visit Amazon.co.jp>Search for - " 女子プロレスRING PLUS ">Preorder, released August 8th>Can ship directly to your country
>>20892887>Released August 4th
>>20892844Oh the baseball magazine is technically the publisher. Sorry for confusion.
Are you really telling me that even with the mighty Barry Bloom san, the first thing Kairi chose to do was pick doing a coombook photoshoot over going to AEW on the same weekend?
>>20892887Based. I assume this is what was alluded to in the secret blog which anons were being insufferably coy about.
>>20892932Proof the Cap'n loves her fans!
>>20889364>>20889370>themIt's just one guy. The same terminally online, samefagging loser who flooded this general, Kabuki, Iyo, and ruined the Stardom and joshi threads.Can't use his name or anything because you strangely get banned while he stays.Odd that.>>20892623I love her cute lil' pancake butt.
>>20893121Thankfully we don't get the trolling that poor Iyo thread is known for though. I figure Kairi is so magnificent that exposure to /arrrr/ turns all our potential enemies into closet Kairimaniacs.
>>20893236>trollingIt's not really that. The schizo means it. He's genuinely mentally unwell.
>>20893248Are Pork Chariot, the AEW fan and the Lyra fan all the same person? I've always found this /pw/ arc so hard to follow.
Plug-suit Princess
>>20893618100%.It's all one guy.I don't know if he does this because it's the only human interaction he gets, but it's all one sad samefag.
According to Fightful>She's not signed by any company yet>She's had discussions about freelance appearances tooI think we'll see F'Ri'lancer Kairi first
>>20894322I hope so. She seems more excited to be able to do SEXO photoshoots now anyway. I think we are about to start getting blessed by the Cap on the regular.
>>20894331Coombook when?
>>20894322If Barry Bloom is your agent, you're going to AEW sooner or later. Full time.
>>20894343Multi millionaires do whatever they want to do, agents work for the talent, not the other way around, if she wants to freelance for a bit first and work things like Poi's retirement tour she will, we're talking about a woman who nearly retired 3 years ago and said her last WWE contract was her last big contract before retiring
>>20892887Giga Based info lad
>>20892710cant wait to see kairi (pronounced “kai-dee”) in a swimsuit.
>>20894343Not really. There's a good chance she wants part time work. I say this because there's also a good chance she had a kid when she left wrestling. Now, that kid is old enough to go to school. She wants that kid in japanese schools, which means any american work will be part time, which my nigga Bloom can help with.And I know this will make people say she was asked to be released again, but that's not true. Her deal was coming up this year anyways.
>>20894489>there's also a good chance she had a kid when she left wrestlingDid she disappear from the public eye long enough to have a kid and get back into KAIRI shape without anyone noticing? Surely not.
>>20894331That'd be sweet. Maybe the silver lining to her release is coombooks and Kairi being a babyface Joshi again.
>>20889336didn’t realize CAA had an office on Planet Retard
>>20894532It was two years. So yes
I'm sorry I doubted you, secret blog chads
>>20894588She wasn't posting anything to twitter or instagram at all during that time? Goodness, I thought we had it bad these past 3 months.If there was really no sight of her at all during that time, I reckon you're right.
>>20892887Is there a way to get it digitally, or it's paperback only? Someone from here might post it on this thread anyways.
>>20894735I'm sure someone will scan it, I've ordered a copy too so I might be able to sort something out if its needed
is there any chance of Kairi's feet making contact with my mouth or should I just end it all?
>>20892887Thank you Based anon I already ordered my copy and a 'mu photobook too
>>20894599Qrd on the secret blog?
Too much botox
>>20892887what's that in human money?>>20892932pretty based>>20892942there's a secret blog?
>>20893121that is very odd>>20893166cute>>20893236/arrr/ usually nosells
>>20893618>>20894043it's like 2 or 3 homos who form a gestalt and have the same views on everything>>20893977plug suit?>>20894322based, I wonder who she will work with first>>20894343blake monroe and AJ Styles both employ him and AJ would never go to the tranny fed
>>20894420Kai-dee?>>20894489>>20894532>>20894588>>20894692>I say this because there's also a good chance she had a kid when she left wrestling.she was never off camera for long enough to hide having a kid. there's video and photos of her from in between when she left WWE and before she started in stardom, she never had a baby bump. Like she did commentary for stuff
>>20896097Sexo player
mucho deleto
>>20896520some homo was seething about bill clinton bombing Yugoslavia and I said it was the single based thing clinton ever did and it's a shame he didnt finish the job and kill all of the yugos
>>20894599>>20895506SRD on the secret blog?
>>20896590Lmfao
>>20896093Blake Monroe is not and has never been represented by Barry Bloom.While in AEW she was repped by Meech Golden (along with Swerve and Paige). When she jumped she switched to Endeavor, specifically the agent who can't be named.
>>20896093AJ Styles is not and has never been represented by Barry Bloom.His agent for his entire career was Bill Behrens.
>>20897057>>20897098just gave some folks in here they come to Jesus moment.
>>20896097I think that was only for a bit until wwe disolved the japan stuff. I'm pretty sure there was a good 9 months after that in which she disappeared.
>>20897057>the agent who can't be namedYou talkin about the midcarder
>>20897211Yeah. Worth noting that she did not follow him when he got fired, she joined Paradigm along with Alexa Bliss.
>>20894735>>20894776I would recommend everyone picks up a copy to support the Cap'n...it's only about $8 US. But I'm sure the pics will be easy enough to find online.
>>20896988>>20895506There was a Kairi fanclub blog she closed recently. I didn't bother because I heard it cost 3 bucks a month and she rarely posted there. Apparently, she posted about her new gravure shoot there before closing the blog.
>>20896093>plug suitIsn't it a cosplay of Asuka from Neon Genesis, who wore a plug suit when piloting her EVA? Granted Asuka wore a red plug suit, but the cosplay still looks like her.
>>20892314What FUARKING sexpot
>>20896097Those bikini bottoms are grandma tier. Disappointing.
>>20892793That will probably pop up in Hazuki thread seeing she's a big baseball fan.
>>20897796They just look a lil' frumpy in the jeans pic coz they are creased from Kairi crossing her legs. And naturally we've only seen the tease pics so far. Have faith, blue 'kini 'ri has never let us down.
>>20897796At least we got this. Thank you Xia.
>>20897732plug in type[spoiler]never saw eve, saw gunbusters and TTGL[/spoiler]
>>20897781Many are saying this
>>20897859My mate was telling me Gurren Lagann was good. Same studio made Evangelion, which is worth a watch. At least the original series and End of Evangelion film.
>>20896087>5 gestures in 6 secondsSuch an expressive pirate!
>>20897915I should watch it, it's not like any new anime is good anyway. TTGL is like the reconstruction to the mecha genera that Eve was the deconstruction to
>>20896097I wonder how much pubic hair she has?
>>20897985BIG BUSH Kairi was canonically Americanized into becoming a Smooth Pirate.
>>20896071mmmmm badass. I wonder if she still goes out on the pink Honda though
>>20898168I believe this and am enraged by it
>>20898168damn, what a puffy bush
>>20896590I can't believe you got murked for that
>>20898206it was a general on a slow board. I'm pretty sure a janny hangs out in that specific thread
>>20898168Nice bush
>>20898227It was the truth though. Everyone says "but those poor yugoslavians" until they meet an actual yugoslavian
>>20898532
>>20897849Blue 'rikini is the favored 'rikini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va3_9Rgi9Z4
>>20898767Damn. Any of you lads been through an earthquake? A big one must be pretty wild.
>>20899241Nah we don't get them on my side of the country
>>20898895Holy SEXO Hojo>>20899426>>20899247Normal SEXO Hojo
