I wanna get really fat and do a meatloaf impersonator gimmick. I can't sing at all and really have no musical talent. I'm gonna come out, do some cocaine in the ring and play bat out of hell very poorly and when the audience boos me I'll tell them "now I have to start over you fucking retards" and do just that. For reference, this is what I'll attempt to sing. https://youtu.be/tuUIsHibREM?is=iKnbwF9XBc6gt_AJWWE is under jewish management so I understand I'll probably be using NXT trainees as band members instead of actually hiring musicians. If AEW then maybe I can use Jericho as a manager since he's a boomer who would appreciate my Meatloaf gimmick. I don't plan on actually learning how to wrestle either. Whenever I'm challenged to a match I'll just shit my pants and call in sick.
>>20889324Slight tweak to your gimmick - have a valet and sing this one together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
You would get more heat impersonating Morrissey
>>20889324You need some sort of instrument to hit people with
>>20889333What was the name of that girl who had the bad singer gimmick back in the day? I'll bring her back. If she's fat and ugly now that's even better!
>>20889379> If she's fat and ugly now that's even better!Oh, sure, it's all fun-n-games until you get to the baseball part of the song.
>>20889324I'd watch
Redpill a retarded zoomer on meatloaf
>>20889341Normies don’t know who that is
A heel Meatloaf wrestler? Heh, you could call yourself Heatloaf!
>>20889324Shida is already running with a Meatloaf gimmick
>>20892375Kek
>>20889324>meatloaf impersonator gimmickNo one would know who this is anymore
>>20892375>Shida>runningAight, no one's buying that.
>>20892353He was the bus driver for the Spice Girls a hella popular girl pop band from the uk in the 90's
>>20889358Let me sleep on it, baby baby
>>20889379You're thinking of Jillian Hall. That would be a better gimmick than the one she had before her and the company went thier separate ways.
>>20889324Thought this was Shida from the thumbnail
>>20892359What fucking normal person doesn't know who the Smiths or Morrissey are? I was born in '97 and grew up with that shit.
>>20889324Not a bad start fren:>Use a mix of his frilly shirt look, his Rocky Horror look, and his I Would ado Anything For Love look. Come out on a motorbike, candlesticks on the stage.>Work spots where you gas out like he did onstage.>Be overblown melodramatic brooding ham in every single promo. Treat them like the spoken word intros he'd do on his albums, but up to 11.>Tombstone finish called Dead Ringer >Get a gimmicked saxophone as your weapon, or alternatively a baseball bat with flames sprayed on it which you call your Bag Out Of Hell>Sing badly. Do NOT get singing lessons. >Create Meatloaf sounds likes with AI. Insist it's not AI. Write the lyrics yourself, make them motorbike rock operas about how the town you're in sucks and all the women are ugly sluts but you'll sleep with them anyway.>Find a worker who can sing and ideally play an instrument, and get him to record vocals while you mime along. Do the Roadie/Double J feud but make it about AI music as well.You'll draw dimes and get booked on a big indie
>>20893082Bat not bag gms
>>20893065You're a rare case, my zoomer friend. I'm older than you, and there are people from my gen completely clueless about pretty big bands from their own era.
>>20889324call yourself Jelly Roll
>>20893102Jelly Roll never had the aura of Meatloaf
>>20894008True, Jelly Roll sucks but most musicians these days do. It doesn't stop normie retards from spending 500 dollars to go see them. Morgan Wallen just did like 80k people at Michigan Stadium over the weekend and Morgan Wallen absolutely sucks.
>>20892359More people know Morrissey than Meatloaf
>>20889324Holy shit Shida is looking rough!
>>20889341>cuts a seething promo on meat eaters and works Johnny Marr into a shoot for being a jannettyQuids
>>20894176I legit had to google who Morrissey is, I'm so disconnected from modern shit
>>20895400I don't know who Morrissey is either and I never will because I refuse to look it up given zoomer culture is crap.
I think instead of a Bat Out of Hell gimmick you should run a Fat Out of Smell gimmick and be a big stinky fat guy that lifts up his arm pits near other wrestlers and they pass out or react like they've just been dosed with mustard gas and then for your finisher you do a rikishi stinkface but you also have the ability to fart on command and so in the end you just crop dust them right in the bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg.
>>20895400>>20895414Morrissey was big in the 80s you retards
But would you do anything for love
