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nice gunt
>>20889491Horrendous reminds me those joshi girls
HELLO GRANNIES
>>20889504Iyo Sky looking good!
>>20889491looks like that bald gooner guy
>>20889536Kek him doing his gimmick in a old folks home would be hilarious
>>20889491Looks prime to be in the WWE main event scene right now. Maybe they can get Danhausen to put a curse on him and then fuck his ass in the middle of the ring while Punk and Cody make out LMAO
>>20889491chuds will chant YOU STILL GOT IT
>>20889504KEK
>>20889491you still got it *clap clap clapclapclap*you still got it *clap clap clapclapclap*you still got it *clap clap clapclapclap*
lmao unc
>>20889551kek imagine how many seats they'd move to slopperscam
>>20889551N-n-n-no! S-s-s-stop making fun of my faggot fed! Please!
>>20889491
>>20889551nah this gotta be tony khan posting
>>20889491He could get over as a fat sleaze boomer heel who makes women uncomfortable in promos. And all his feuds are with pretty boys he's jealous of.
>>20889551
>>20889551KEK that's too funny dude. They could make Cody wear those trunks that show off his huge, masculine, circumcised pecker. Imagining that fucking thing going to work makes me wish I was a nigress.
>>20889491HELLLLOOOOO GRANNIESSSS
>Pornstar gimmickhe still got it
How do I become a pornstar? I’m thinking I’d be the hogan of the porn business
>>20889491Unironically the gimmick can still work if he leans into the sleaze.
>>20889716There's no money in it unless you do gay-for-pay
>>20889738H-How does straight porn exist?
>>20889491Maika-esque...
>>20889738That doesn’t work for me
>>20889752Guys don't ask much to fuck a woman on camera.But that means it's not competitive in terms of the money you can make. Any dick will do because the consumers aren't really tuning in to see you.Nope, gotta be in demand if you want to make money. And that means people have to buy the videos specifically to see you.Which means...
>>20889551WWE: By gay people for gay people
>>20889491Based.
this is hilarious if you have even half the sense of humor intact the "90's" Val Venis came from
>>20889752the woman is the draw you mark. the dick is literally just a prop.
My prayers have been answered
>>20889491>55 years oldI guess he can be the MILF hunter now or something.the porn star gimmick doesn't really work at 50+
>watching Pal Penis in ring intro in the year 2026No wonder you faggots love to hide joshi threads LMFAOO
>>20889752Women are the main draw for that like 99% of the time, and if not, the dude probably does gay shit as well.
>>20889551>Maybe they can get Danhausen to put a curse on him and then fuck his ass in the middle of the ring while Punk and Cody make out LMAOThink that's just you man
>>20890256have you seen modern wrestling fans?at least half of them would either be into it or enjoy it in some way.
>>20890256>It's just you bro>Meanwhile the latest WWE clip is Cody and Punk kissing Danhausen in the ringYou gotta keep up with your slop main event storylines, piggy
>>20890364Guess I don't watch WWE religiously like you lol
>>20889491Ugly Bastard gimmick has potential
>>20889551Why do fags always project your faggot fantasies onto others?
>>20891252You tell me. You're the one with experience
Kek is he a gay porn star now cause he looks like Lars Sullivan
Is there a story of why he seems to be completely blacklisted from WWE. He did have an 11 year run and since he left at 2009 (yes 2009!) I don't think there was a hint of mention of him by WWE. I guess Bob Holly is even a bigger example as he was there for 15 years. I know Bob is a known jerk, but just seems like an online nut
>>20889491Guess the migger grifting ain't drawing enough money
>>20889551>the e was the lgbtabc fed all alongpottery
>>20889551kirdblt
>>20889536Kek>>20889550Wayne Rooney gimmick would be dimes
He's still within the age range of active male porn workers.
>>20889536If Vince was still in charge and heard this, you know he'd bring him back for that kek
>>20889551And only, WWE club members, are allowed to masturbate live in the arena.
Nigga looking like Nikolai Volkoff. He could at least get a tan
>>20889491good moves desu
