You stupid haggots
>>20889562>hire the blandest wrestler in the world>literally all he has is his name>change thatHahahahahha
MUH DAUGHTAMUH FAMILYDRUGS
>They did that shit with car keys and little ricky tooACKTUALLY MUH FAMILY is the prime excuse for the dogshit slave names.
>>20889562Nobody cares. "Cruz Montana" isn't a top card name.
Is this the dimeless faggot who’s entire gimmick is being from new york?
You know they already thinking they gon fire this dude if they giving him the Slave name
>>20889562/pw/ has faggots that continued being useless losers after their dad died so they won't have anything substantial to say about this
>>20889589Most people’s dad’s don’t die before they are 60+ my third world friend
>>20889562>PL..PLE...PLEASE DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SHITTY SLAVE NAME! IT'S A TRIBUTE TO MY DEAD FAMILY!the Epstein fed is so embarrassing
>>20889562Yet they made steiner and pillman change their names?
>>20889597You don't know that at all.
>>20889607I live in a first world country and I’m white so I don’t know a single person my age whose dad is dead.
>>20889562This is like the 3rd or 4th AEW castoff who uses this reason for their name change. Getting kind of flimsy now.
>>20889562it's always>yeah this name is a tribute to a dead person so you can't make fun of it
>my names sucking huge dicks >my 5 year old nephew’s name is dicklan and my dead wife’s maiden name was souchin
>>20889577yes, he's absolutely the kind of local mark who would take a pay cut to be able t say he wrestled on an MSG card
>>20889562why do they still force the name changes?
>>20889652Because they own your slave ass name.
>>20889640hahaha
>>20889562Sexy
>>20889562Joe hendry has become a comedy jobberGrace was jobbed and now sits at homeDoes this taco bell bean really think he's going to be anything better? You just know in 2 months time he'll be jobbing to midgets
cruz montana, aka cm poncho
>>20890260Jordynne has wrestled more matches this year than Swerve. Is Swerve "sitting at home" or are you just being a monumental faggot as usual?
>>20890260>Joe Hendry>Comedy jobber>is 4-1 as a member of Raw rosterYou fags really do just say the first retard shit that comes to mind whether it's true or not
His father's name is Mark though
>>20889562Why not Montana Cruz? Is he stupid?
>>20892541He said it was a tribute to his father, not carrying on his father’s name. His father could have done a large heroin deal one time in the state of Montana that he was proud of.But really all NXT names are just evocative on a ChatGPT level, probably are picked off an AI generated list.Cruz = Cruise but ethnic. 1/3 of NXT names are typically celebrity names, meant to evoke a sense of showbiz or glamour. That’s why you have a Keanu, Ledger, ChanningMontana= French Montana. An NYC rapper and friend of Diddy. He seems like he’s Puerto Rican but he’s actually a Moroccan.
>>20892541>beloved pet>his boat>favorite author>favorite singer>favorite sportsman>favorite fictional character>favorite Bronze Age ruler>name of ship/cruiser he was on while serving (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Montana)>Church-related things in Spanish (cruz, iglesias, bautista, salvador...) >alma mater>place he grew up as a kid and always spoke fondly of>please he always talked about wanting to move to to buy a big house, take care of animals, etcThere's a million and one things that could be a tribute to your father without using his first, middle or last name. De La Cruz is among the many names given to orphans taken in by the church, for all we know his dad's former name was De La Cruz and was changed to Sanchez later.Have fun with the piranha/dogpile thing but I really CBF to join in because this is such a retarded thing to go full Spanish Inquisition on, like Santana of all people couldn't handle people poking fun at the name he picked out.
>>20892675Shut the fuck up Mike, your new name sucks
>>20892506holy seethe
>>20892541AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S NOT EVEN HIS DAD'S NAMEWWE is such a weird fucking cult
>>20889562I actually think it's a better name than Santana.It doesn't change the fact he's a completely peso-a-pile generic Chicano with nothing to stand out or be interesting. He doesn't look or dress like a star, he doesn't have the charisma and talking of a star, he's fine in the ring but so is basically everyone on WWE. WWE have been desperate for a top Mexican star since Eddie decided he didn't want the pressure, they simultaneously gas Eddie up as an all time great but act like any random Latino they sign and throw out there to talk FAMILIA, ESE, HOLMES can be the new Eddie. They can't. Eddie was legitimately a total package star who loved the business and was born into it and even he couldn't handle the pressure of being WWEs entire Latino community mascot.
>>20889562>>20892541
>>20893195promo's good, apart from the first line.
It's like clockwork>hire guy with long established name in the other companies>debut them with no introduction at all so the commentary team can only say vague "It's him!" or "What's HE doing here?" comments>the next week, a copyright leaks for an awfully bland RNG name like John McAndrew or Smith Anderson or whatever>name gets confirmed to be for the recently signed "big" name in a blunt way>fans obviously hate it because the name is stupid>story comes out that "acshully it's a tribute to a family member somehow so you aren't allowed to hate it you big meanie">the non-marketable name ends up being non-marketable and they inevitably get stuck working Main Event
>>20893433Yep.
I don't like this guy at all. The ego on him is crazy.
>>20892541Mark Anthony "Cruz Montana" Sanchez
>>20892541ironic, that’s what his son is
Hombre looking like Bo Dallas during the Miztourage days.
>my name cruz montana is a tribute to my dad mark sanchezlmao
>>20889570Lexis King too
>>20889570>>20894063>Be an indie worker>Get WWE offer>What's your NXT name, kid?>"My name is Spaztik Nigakaik, it's a tribute to my dead dad"
>>20889643gonna be hilarious when AEW runs MSG next year
>>20889577nah that’s eddie kingston. all he has is NEW YAWK and GIMME DAT NUT TONE
>>20892652>cruz = cruise but ethniccruz is the spanish word for cross you fuckin’ niggerHis name literally means cross mountain in spanish
>>20889685yeah but not everyone gets a name change. Are the ones who keep them, in recent memory it would be TNA people like Joe Hendry, Jordynne Grace + Danhausen, just people who signed away the name? or have they worked out something in the same way others like CM Punk or Samoa Joe did
>>20889562cringe name
>>20893195Santana doesn't talk like that at all you fucking retard you just have generic talking points you cram into your responses because you're too fucking stupid to come up with ones that actually apply
>>20894347I don’t care what it means in spic speak you retard. Browns are too stupid to grasp even something as simple as an NXT name. The point is not the literal translation of the word. In this case it’s phonetic. Keanu means Cool in Hawaiian, it could mean your mother’s cunt, that doesn’t matter. The point is you hear it and your brain should think “action star”. In this case it’s “Star” + “NYC Hip Hop Culture”>>20892634It obviously makes more sense sound wise, but it is 100 percent based off the name French Montana. That may mean nothing to you but it’s a reasonably famous rapper from Santana’s era and area. Also a proto Internet star and the guy who did all the Smack dvd’s.
>>20895553>it is 100 percent based off the name French Montana.I was thinking that as well. Santana's full of shit kek.
>>20895572That’s because your brain works as intended anon. Of course he’s full of shit, all these name changes can’t be in memory of their dads. This dude’s father couldn’t even point to Montana on a map.For anyone who doesn’t know who French Montana is. pic related is literally the first stock image that pops.im not saying its 1 for 1 just that it’s meant to evoke the style. Everyone assumed French was Puerto Rican or NYC Rican.
>>20895553>it is 100 percent based off the name French Montana>uhhh..umm...I mean...uhhh>wait you know what fuck it I'll just pretend I don't know who Tony Montana is>and nobody else does either>being a blithering fucking faggot is a lot easier than admitting I could be wrong
>>20889570It has never turned out well either
>>20889562His father's name was Mark Sanchez >>20892541It kinda seems like WWE tells them to say this to mitigate the backlash over changing names
>>20889562Oh no! His Dad died? I hope he doesn't have a daughter or an addiction to drugs and alcohol. That would be terrible!
>>20889562Who does he wrestle for? ROH or CMLL?
>>20889577'fraid fucking so
>>20889610A guy at work just had his dad die. But you and I don't know each other so as far as you're concerned I mean it didn't happen. I could be in cambodia.
>>20889562Why doesn't he just use his real name? I mean, his father presumably gave it to him
>>20897265His real name is The Undertaker.
>>20897050(they do)
>>20889562lol
>>20895083He will do in WWE.He's not a good promo as is but that's how he will talk in WWE, because they're desperate for a Hispanic "ambassador" star.
Slightly better than Romeo Malverde
I remember in aew when they had a whole vignette put together about him grieving his dead dad and someone in the crowd screamed out THIS ISN'T OPRAH kek
