Imagine you're watching a james bond movie and in the middle of the movie, in the zenith of tension, Pierce Brosnan and Alec Trevelyan start joshing around with each other and commenting about their irl friendship. not only are the story lines shit, the delivery shit, but also kayfabe is dead so you don't even get the privilege to use your suspension of disbelief and enjoyThat's modern WWE
>>20897557You forgot>and then they kissLMAOOOOO
>>20897557>ITT: we pretend like this isn't pretty much every wrestling company nowadays
>>20897557Anyway
>>20897572That's a bar and got a lot of positive attention outside your bubble
>>20897572he's going to set a timer on this thread for 2-3 hours and wait til you're off the board before bumping this threadhis usual fag activity, he does it ever time he gets BTFO
You might not like pulling back the curtain, I certainty don't. But this does appeal to the WWE fans. I saw night two of mania in a movie theater and there were several mouth breathers convincing themselves that half of is was a shoot.
>>208975725 star wrestlingkayfabe is alivestoryline is hokey but oddly earnestautistic delivery but that's on par nowadays pretty tolerable
>>20897572He really didn't want you to post this!!!
>>20897557imagine if Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan started making out midway throughthat's WWE.
>>20897610>>20897642this is not a gay friendly board, go to /lgbt/ for your programming
>>20897656Clocked those fags
>>20897557Is there some truce where we can start agreeing that both companies are doing the same shit and are shit for it. Im sick of the "WWE does this bad shit" "AEW does this bad shit" No they are both doing the same exact shit, people. How the fuck can't you see that at this point? We need to unite and demand good wrestling. Not this cult shit. And before an AEW fan says "b-b-but AEW doesn't do this" Frank the fucking lawyer is all that needs to be said
>>20897557
>>20897572third post best post
>>20897678No we're absolutely not going to pretend "all wrestling is bad" just because WWE is garbage,AEW is good.>Frank the LawyerI've watched every Dynamite and Collision every produced and I have no idea what this phrase means.
>>20897701>AEW is good.If GayEW was good then it would at least be consistently matching WWE in weekly viewership and attendance, if not outright beating itThe same way WCW mogged WWE pre-Attitude era, when they were still doing New Generation cartoon garbage while early nWo ran wild
>>20897701AEW just had their worst show of the year. They've had two good shows this year: Revolution and DoN. Outside of that, it has been dogshit. Now that the dust is settled, it was cool Darby won the belt but it was such a nothing run that meant nothing. Sammy Guevara getting a title shot? Cmon bro. This is what Alvarez is talking about. I want wrestling to get better too. AEW could be so much better but you fags take all this meaningless shitty booking by Tony and call it amazing. It's really bizarre and counterproductive. You don't have to say you hate the show. Just admit it could be much better and if enough people say it, than maybe tony will fix his shit. Also are you really forgetting literally the only angle Beast Mortos has had since signing with AEW? Some fan you are
>>20897752Read a few words until you started talking about ratings like anybody gives a single fuck. Breaking Bad didn't do ratings anywhere near Paw Patrol. I'm still happy saying Breaking Bad was good.
>>20897680Got his ass.
>>20897569Doesn't happen in Jap wrestling
>>20897755Absolutely Redemption was their worst show of the year so far. I was in every gamethread here saying what I loved and didn't like about the show.I'm perfectly capable of criticizing what I don't like about AEW. But having issues with it does not mean that AEW isn't good. I didn't say AEW is perfect. AEW is good.
>>20897557Imagine watching a promo segment and some faggot bong starts talking about Dragon Ball
>>20897557Where does this James Bond guy wrestle? I'm not seeing him on cagematch.
>>20897557>Imagine you're watching a wrestling show and the wrestlers have a dance off in the middle of a match
>>20897755Also I googled this Frank the Lawyer thing and all I can find is that it's a fan nickname and social media meme? I can't find any reference to this on the actual tv show. Maybe I missed it but Google AI (unreliable obv) says it has never been on tv and is a meme.
>make thread about WWE >fags in denial make it about AEWkeeeeeeeeeeek they can't stand it when their pro child rape and pro israel cult gets the most lukewarm of criticisms
>>20897680Wake that "old toys turd" up!Sorry, I mean, "vintage toys".
>>20897844This is an AEW board. Expect every post to be about AEW in one way or another.
>>20897838Roddy kept calling Beast Mortos, a supernatural gimmick Luchador, Frank and referring to them being friends in real life and mentioned him going to law school in some angle to get him to join whatever his dimeless stable is called that wasn't the undisputed whatever the fuck. Exactly what OP was talking about.
>>20897844>Nooooo you can't make fun of my favorite promotion in my safe space!!!!!!!
>>20897829he's some World of Sport shitter
>>20897860This is sending me, knowing every last detail of this obscure 3 year old story line but then being like "whatever his stable is called" like you don't know cause you don't pay attention.
>>20897786>viewership and attendance doesn't matter! It's good because I think it is!And you wonder why GayEW was never considered serious competition to WWEAt least when we have low view numbers and have to break out tarps, we admit that's a bad sign and don't pretend as if it doesn't matter
>>20897873Frank the Lawyer shit was funny as fuck because it's the first time I can remember Alvarez going full meltdown on Dave about how stupid it was. And no i dont remember what the stupid name of Roddy's faction was post undisputed kingdom and pre conglomeration
>>20897873got his ass
>>20897557If that dog was like Mandy Rose and that person was me I don't think I would mind, no in fact I would fucking appreciate it
>>20897844>>make thread about WWE>make seethe thread thread about wwe>cry when it doesn't go your way
>>20897557E drones love poop in their mouth (look how much they cheer for Vince McCuck)
Truth
>>20897557E-drones be so nasty that they have to actively be advertised to in order to wipe their own asswould you really be that surprised to find out they eat literal shit?
>>20898222 (me)>>20897680Messed up my reply lol
>>20898250Kek nice one but he won't even get the rib so why try
>>20898232You really do need to keep that in mind
>>20897557Every movie has behind the scenes features on the DVD
>>20897837wasn't that a mini game in their disasterous videogame
>>20897572I hate the lane super scripted WWE promos, but I feel at least they would not have let one of their guys say this and make himself look like a faggot
>>20897572This just means the match will last 15 episodes.
>>20898572Not bad. I just made this one. 1.5 hours but art, real art, takes time.What's the story on AEW anyway? They totally suck or what?
>>20898673>forgot epic meme
>>20897680If you zoom in that dog poop looks like picrel
>>20897569It isn't any wrestling company just WWE>>20897572Ospreay just contemplated murdering him on the last AEW show btw
>>20898929>no upigwit
>>20898949have fun hatewatching summerslam big man :^)
>>20898953I don't watch WWE because I don't care.
>>20897572They should’ve made out with Danhausen. I’m a faggot E-drone btw
>>20899002Nobody believes you
>>20899260Hi Nobody I'm Aloysius. Still not watching the fedslop.
