Just in case y’all forgot what an actual main eventer is supposed to look like.
>>20906276remember when Hornswoggle exposed Matt as a Harvey Weinstein esque creep who forces people to watch him jack off on the sunbeds in WWE?funny how he was rehired by the fed literally weeks after that story came out.shades of lee fitting.
>>20906276Is it? Jesus Zack.
>>20906288That never happened
>>20906288gives different meaning to "felt jacked"
>>20906306fraid it did https://x.com/i/status/2033923504857309687
Matt can't you go play with your toys and stop posting about yourself
>>20906288Another gay headcanon fantasy from the resident repressed homosexual of /pw/. Dud just get on Grindr to get your fix and stop pestering the board with your self-insert gooning material
>>20906276nigga looks like he's doing his best to try not to fart
>>20906531hey what’s up Matt
>>20906531it's real though. here's Hornswoggle telling the story https://x.com/i/status/2033923504857309687
>>20906276shame about the face
>>20906546World Weinstein Epstein
This nigga is still coasting off the two weeks he was over in 2011. Does anybody care about this geek anymore?
>>20906288no wonder WWE signed him
>>20906276Funny how Cardona is never in the main event though, despite your claims.
>>20908179He’s paid like a main eventer, that’s what matters.
So how is Matt Cardona different than Zack Ryder?
There only room for one socially inept steroid abuser here and that’s Buddy. Hit the road cardona.
>>20908197He’s not finished and he’s alwayz ready. What’s difficult to understand?
>>20906329>>20906546Oof that backfired
>>20908217>Refuses to WOO WOO WOO, only when called upon in special momentsI was listening to his CVV interview and it became clear to me why this guy isn't over, and he doesn't understand why wrestlers are over.
All the show muscles in the word aren’t going to make people forget that he’s a nerd that collects toys.
>>20906276>roiding for this
>>20906276All that to not even get a dark match
>>20908195Yeah, like WWE Main Event main eventer lol
>>20906546Epstein ass fed
>>20906276alwayz ready to job on Main Event
>>20906288>>20906329yikes
>>20906276who?
>>20906288I haven’t missed 1 day of /pw/ for the last 4 years. I damn sure would have picked up on the Zack Ryder ejaculating on suntan beds while people watch story.