>AYO MS. TEACHER BITCH, ANON GOTS WRESTLING FIGURES IN HE BOOKSACK!
>”y-y-you are… c-cursed…”>”what the fuck did you just say?”>”you… cursed…”>”what the FUCK is with this kid?!?”>entire classroom begins laughing, teacher quickly covers her smirk >”okay class, calm down, let’s get back to learning about mitochondria.”
>>20907479>I hit my timestop watch.>Slide up the teacher's skirt.>Try to enter her but I'm soft.>Too embarrassed to rape even with time stopped.>Go sit back down and cry as I unpause time.
>>20907429Don't snitch on the cripples, this is what we knew back then.
>>20907548kek
>>20907479popped me
>>20907548popped me
>be me in middle school during attitude era>be WCWchad>group of friends all sitting around during recess taking turns showing off our wrestling action figures>friends all have Stone Cold, Kane, Undertaker, Rock, etc because they're F Drones>bunchasimps.jpg>finally my turn>reach into backpack for big reveal>Kevin Nash>friends all stare at me blankly including crush who was a big DX mark>"Ummm..who the fuck is THAT anon?">I tell her it's BIG SEXY and he was Diesel, WWF champion & Shawn Michaels' bodyguard>more blank stares until one asks how much he drew>I fucking break down & cry and run off the playground>get called a faggot and beat up every day after school
>>20907548this exact thing happened to me back when i had a going into games machine.
>>20907548Indian hands typed this post
>>20907429Imagine lending this lil nigga a slice of paper
>>20907548Jesus, at the very least you could stick a pencil up there or something
>>20908888At least you didnt get raped>Quads Kwab indeed
>>20907429>Oh yeah well you're a dirty NIGGER>*Class erupts with laughter*
>fifth grade>1999>mom works at the school so I know all the gossip and goings on behind the scenes >find out the district is doing an experiment where they are going to move a super autistic kid into my normal class from the sped room because my teacher is some super teaching savant or whatever >first day of school >two new kids in the class, trying to figure out which one is the retard>30 seconds after the first bell rings and when the teacher is doing standard grade school first day introduction stuff>one of the new kids interrupts her by shouting, "TEACHER, HOW DO YOU SPELL BIG SEXY KEVIN NASH?"Needless to say whatever experiment they were running failed and he was back in the special ed room by Thanksgiving break.
In 4th grade I remember going on a field trip to the zoo. We got to the monkey exhibit and I remember some white kid telling a black kid that he didn't know his mom worked here. Popped everybody.
>>20909230I actually was one of a couple normal kids at a special ed preschool. They wanted a few normal kids as role models for the tards.
>>20909245kek>>20909246Jesus, that sounds miserable bro
It DOES go in all fields, brother
>>20907479>D'quil goes to sit down>pyro shoots up from his math book when he opens it>he's blinded, not just temporarily but permanently due to the sparks burning his eyes>he's screaming, rolling around on the floor and covering his face and screaming in a way that is disturbingly inhuman>I told him that he was cursed; I told them all>who's smirking now
>>20908888
>>20907429Always that one E drone with women tits that had a 12 inch Hulk Hogan fig up his ass all of recess lol
>5th grade, 2006>fat classmate is an Edge mark>quite fast despite being fat>work him into a shoot by shittalking Edgetty>he is going for the spear>dodge him last moment>he spears the English teacher entering the classroom>she was 74 and barely 90 lbs, also like 5 feet>she lays on the ground out cold>"holy shit Chonker, you killed Mrs. English">he starts sweating and about to have a panic attack>principal shows up out of nowhere (guess someone called for him)>checks on teacher, helps her up, she gets escorted back to teachers' room>classmate ended up with a serious disciplinary warning>we spent the remaining weeks of the term calling him Retarded R Superfuck
>>20909457where's this pic from?
>>20909246Anon, I…
>>20909245Based
>>20909591Eh, don't.... its like ruining Santa for them bro...
looks like the black kid who used to steal all the pencils out of my desk
>>20908888>nash post>quads
>>20909540kek
>>20907429>>20907479>I run up and whack the mark kid on the back of the head with my 60 lb backpack for the approval of my peers>I get 2 days in school suspension>The mark kid is never seen again>In high school I learn he died
>middle school>have my own klik of frens who sit together during lunch>one fren always bullies the other simply because he's a hoss and the other is a vanilla midget>one day we heard the midgets grandma just died>midget comes back a day later looking glum and we cheer him up>Hoss then says "I guess I shouldn't have fucked her so hard"
>>20910851kek
>>20907548t. Vince Mcmahon
Kids are super mean and unsympathetic
>teacher asks me to solve math shit on the board>WHAT>she looks confused and repeats herself>WHAT>asks me which part of the task I dont understand>WHAT>everyone looks at me if I was retarded>teacher asks me if I’m feeling well>WHAT>WHAT>WHAT>AW HELL YEA>smack classmate named Debra in the back of the head with my notebook>get detention
>>20908888>the quads of KWABgreat googly moogly
>>20907548I laughed lol
>>20909246>Mommy am I a...a weetodd?Your mom's face 100% went pale, and she came up with the excuse which was just as much for her as it was for you.
>>20909230that was just young wolfie lol
>>20909328very nice. very evil.
i once overheard a kid talking about how they don't actually get slammed through tables, they actually pause the feed just before they're about to go through it, break the table in 2, lay down in the pieces and then unpause the feed
>>20912949Stop exposing the business
>>20907429Is that why you stick them up your ass as an adult?
>>20909131My pencil didn't need sharpening
>>20911834They're little psychos for sure
>>20907548lol
>be me>late 2000’s, huge wwe fan in middle school, now freshman in HS>neighbor watches with me, go over his house to watch smackdown>his younger sister always begs to wrestle me>always go easy and let her win>friend’s mom calls him pissed about something mid wrestle>left alone with his sister, wont stop wrestling me>her hand lands on my johnson and i get an immediate, pulsatingly stiff erection (virgin)>she shifts to sit clam first right on top of my throbbing jimmy>shes just wearing thin cotton shorts>starts “slamming” onto it and telling me to tap out>she HAS to feel it too its so obvious>i feel my asshole clench and body heat up as im about to climax>friend comes back down, quickly throw her off>friend never knows, sister never mentions it ever again>let out a gigantic load in his bathroom toilet a few mins later
>>20913156weird, i have a similar story of my girl best friend in high school using my love of wwe to convince me to pin her down at a pool party back in the day.
>>20913156you missed a major chance bro. shoulda waited a year or two and then brought it back up to “finish the match”
>>20913182especially if he waited until she was ready to knock boots with some other chud and then he walks out of the dark like cody rhodes at that stupid WM kickoff show going "hold on, this right here is bullshit, i'm here to FINISH. THE. STORY"
>>20913182>>20913219>I HAVE…>TO FINISH…>THE STORY!!!*unzips dick*
>>20907429>AYO TEACH! HOW COMES US BLACK PEEPOS COMMIT SO MUCH MURDER
>>20913219>>20913243Kek
>Be 10>In school>We have a hardcore fed >Older kid who's already started puberty and is an aggressive menace holds the title and uses things like shoot DDTs and Piledrivers>He just gets done beating up some jobber who shoot cries during lunch break>Run up to him and kick him in the balls>Hit him in the head with my bag>When he goes down kick him in the ass like 5 times>He starts crying and vomiting >Teachers come over and break up the match >Parents have to come pick me up and I'm suspended for a week>Dad thinks I beat up a bully >Tell him I took the title (didn't have belt yet) and being a 10 year old proto autist couldn't explain properly>He doesn't know what I'm talking about>Return to school and the fed is disbanded (I was the final champion)>Other kid's off school for like 2 months, returns and he's no longer aggressive and kind of submissive basically a different person>Learn from his little sister years later that he had to have one of his balls removed, got PTSD, and basically his entire personality changed over the course of a week>He never talked about it>Run in to him making coffee at Starbucks like 10 years later>He doesn't acknowledge me or that I'm still the lineal champ
>>20907429>>20907479>>20907548The rare funny peedub thread
>>20913318damn you hit the ballbuster 3000 on him. banned finishing move. his test levels probably got cut in half and thats why hes a wimp now working a starbucks
>>20913318Based
>>20913156that is so fucking hot. imagine what wouldve happened if you started letting it out. no hiding that…your friend wouldve beat your ass
>>20913318>>Learn from his little sister years later that he had to have one of his balls removed, got PTSD, and basically his entire personality changed over the course of a weekman the things kids have to go through for a face turn
