The Action Continues In Detroit With A Special Live Thursday Night Collision!...Thursday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Masonic Temple Theater in Detroit, MI8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay vs. Daniel Garcia>Death Riders vs. Bang Bang Gang in an 8-Man Tag Match>The Brawling Birds & Hazuki vs. Athena, Billie Starkz, Diamante>And More!** 31 Days Out From All In: London **
>>20910258wait guys who's the ugly? ^^
well at least it wasn't horsecock
>4 Gamethreads for CollisionWHITEHOTFED
>>20910265that was funny
>>20910278pukeolapost lena or fuck off
Why is Detroit randomly an awesome crowd?
>>20910278yumola
>>20910278Jesus Christ
>>20910278how can he still walk?
>>20910290
>>20910291Detroit is a victim of the 21st century and as such appreciates good wrestling, the national pastime of the 90s
>>20910291Detroit's been good to them basically every time they've ran there.Grand Rapids on the other hand...
>>20910305what are some good crowds?
i'm pretty new to the dubwhich gunn is the michaels?also, which gunn is which in general?
>>20910303I can't decide
>>20910278Motor BoatMegan's Guns
>>20910309NYCso tony never goes there of course
>>20910309Based on recency bias >Detroit>New York>Los AngelesChicago has regressed they suck now
>>20910303god I love lena kross
i need Lena to kick the shit out of me
>>20910318hello Mick
>>20910303>>20910318ok well i can and it's lena
>>20910314Colten's (tall) the better worker, Austin's (small) the better hypeman.
>>20910309ChicagoSt LouisToronto
>>20910314austin is shorter and the better wrestler but colten looks more like his dad and was/is banging mariah. they're a pretty good tag team in geenral
>>20910314double michaels, unironically
>>20910314little gunn makes their music but big gunn bangs mariah may
Death Jobbers
Bang Bang Gang over the Death Riders
Based
>>20910335dumb pic didnt attach
Ironically Juice has a pretty good record against the Death Riders with the exception of Mox.
>>20910337>Colten's (tall) the better worker,>>20910339>austin is shorter and the better wrestler
Yeah whelp Jay is fucking injured. Christ
switchbros.... it's over for us ........
lol marina
shafir should never talk, her voice does not match her presentation
Forgot the BBG can be good when they're not literally chained to the dogs
LOL MOX PULLING MARINA OFF THE APRON
Look I get this is for the MCMG, but did they seriously kill Jay White AGAIN?
the bang city machine gang
much of jon moxley's behavior makes way more sense when you realize that marina shafir is his special interest
>>20910325Where did the Double or Nothing PPV take place this year Anon?
what it feels like being Switchblade FC
>>20910371they've all had injuries but at this point i think jay white is a boat anchor to them being solid midcard acts
PLEASE save Ciampa from Jericho hell
>>20910375I just get this feeling that Jay White doesn't give a shit anymore. Look at his ring gear at the PPV, he looks way less defined musclewise...I dunno man
It's fucking over, Switchblade bros both Jay and us should just retire, New Japan was the ceiling.
I demand Kris Statlander to sit on me
cardblade unironically more durable than jay LMAO
CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY NIGHT
Imagine a Stat and Bayley feud
AURORA GANG WE GOT THIS
AURORA TENNIS BROS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Aurora tevesTONY CONTRACTNOW
STATDADDY LMAO
h-hey, peedub...I...I have a crush on Persephone <:33
Anyone that hikes Kris's gear up into a thong deserves an immediate developmental contract.
The one fucking time Jay managed to not injure himself Finlay said "yo watch this" and injured Jay himself.
cute jobber
>>20910303I need to be dominated by both of them
>>20910417Imagine all the meat in the ring once they launch her and statlander's feud
>>20910409Bayley is a massive Stat fan and always puts her over. She is a match that could get Pammy to jump ship.Imagine all that ass meat in one match
kris statlander needs the best friends back more than i need them and i need them petty fucking badly at this point
>>20910381he goes to the new york metro area (not even the city proper) once a year maybe and goes to chicago and LA 7 times a year
>>20910425what has the knife pervert done to foresake god so much? never trust those goth kids, my grandpa was right
wow they're matching <3
>i am the best wrestler in the world todayNO FUCKING LIES
when kyle jumps to WWE he will be a 10x world champion
>>20910431Mexican gooners will be eating good on Wednesday with that and the trios match.
Fletcher=Gotten-to
I fear speedball will once again job to a dcf belt but I desperately need this win
Kicked that motherfucker in the face hahahhw
Detroit is due a PPV after these 2 shows
SPEEDBALLSPEED SPEEDBALL
>>20910446he cursed himself by settling for AEW instead of waiting a month for WWE's hiring freeze to endhe's not where he's supposed to be and the universe knows it and is trying to right this wrong
>>20910431>the amount of thigh and ass meat in this match
this isn't an official match but I'm still giving it ***3/4
>>20910461Dynasty in Detroit has an undeniable ring to it
>>20910431This is the game
I still say when Speedball turns into a shithead heel someday, it's gonna be great
>>20910465he didnt want to be there bro, it's time to move on
>>20910465Stale gimmick
>>20910494well it doesn't look like he wants to be here either
>>20910492Flipping the script on the current jetspeed dynamic might be too much mony for 1 tony
>3 Komander matches in less than a week (2 in 24 hrs)We didn't need this. Book Mortos you faggot.
>>20910471Nah it's gotta be Full Gear in the Motor City
>>20910492Him and The Jet as a heel tag team would be kino
where is Max Caster
>>20910508nobody is saying thiskommander owns mortos' fat ass
>Motorcity Machine Gun>they don't gun down their opponents with a machine gun
>>20910509Shoot pissed I didn't consider this
>>20910515kommander vs mortos on an roh ppv was unironically a great fucking match
>>20910514I think he's still signed but not being used. He's been wrestling for some indie.
>>20910515they should just do kommander vs mortos
>>20910508Mortos has US Visa issues
hechicero getting a win next week!!!!
>>20910431Fuuuuuuuuck
>>20910515nah I own the Beast's ass ;)
bros what former world champion will step to the DCF next week?who can it be????
wheres my white nigga vanilla baby?
What's so Lethal about him?
>>20910538you're not my CEO
>>20910509This is the one Tone
>>20910535This post is how I discover he and mercedes aren't married yet
>>20910431ass2ass
just found out komander only has 1 M
I don’t think buddy is appearing until London.
Does jay lethal have grey hair in his beard now. Holy cow is feel old
are jay lethal and ric flair still friendsfuck, TK needs to wheel the GOAT out, he's paying him might as well make him show up
Jay Lethal has a nice plump booty
>>20910535Good thing he's a lawyer
At the risk of getting goofed on for switching, TNA's airing a touching shoutout to Rebel right now.
Remember Hologram?
>>20910570put him on commentary for something low risk and have him shoot on hulk hogan
>>20910571AJ lee is so lucky
Guess I’ll jerk off to AI Megan bayne fakes from the GOAT, Sinner.
>>20910575fuck I hope she makes it and we can all sit back and laughBut I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
>>20910575did she work for TNA?
>>20910571He's got that older age belly
>>20910465At the pace he's going by the time he get released from AEW he will be missing a few limbs and be blind and deaf on one side.
>>20910575just doing anything to pop a rating
>>20910570that contract ran out a while agowould prob be happy to but he keeps doing dumb stufftk was friends with him since at least 2016
whats the male to female ratio seems like a decent amount of ladies
>>20910595You can't make it through that anon.
>>20910605flair is still signed unless it ran out within just the last couple months
>>20910613FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEL
>>20910597For a while.She was one half of the infamous "MY VAG" match with Shelly Martinez.
>>20910563I was at a ROH house show back when Lethal was heel; my buddy was by the rail giving it to him and Lethal looks at him for like 2 seconds and goes "You look like shit!" and walks off. That was it, but it was so fucking hilarious
>>20910595her clock is almost out, can only hope its peaceful.
never EVER go to trustandwill.com
something about show's voice that just puts me to sleep
>>20910425Best case is that it's just a mild concussion and they're playing it safe by keeping him off tv
I looked up the symptoms of ALS. Fuck shouldn't have done that. Sounds terrible.
>>20910632He should do audiobooks
>>20910515Mercedes owns his fat Minotaur ass actually
>komander says his own name like a pokemon when he does a splashPESOS
>>20910643Love this little green fuck like you wouldn't believe
>>20910638yeah it sucks you always feel out of place in public too, I felt terrible for my grandmother in law when she had to take care of her husband
lethal SWEARS he's big mox
>>20910643kid gets it
>>20910575We're not going to console war over a shoot dying woman.
does anyone remember metallik?
grand slam mexico card loaded. no kenny?
>>20910664Kenny don't fw mexicans
>>20910664What's up with Kenny always skipping Mexico shows
>>20910632>"Hey guys it's BEEG ASMR back with another roleplay video tonight"
isn't that komander's first singles win in a year and a half or somethingor was that dynamite only
>>20910673He was AAA champion
>>20910664He'll be on the show just not wrestling
>>20910674It's funny, when Kenny was working AAA shows, the Mexicans pretty much would say he was their Brock Lesnar
YOU BOYZ LIKE MEXEECOOkenny omega: no
>>20910673kenny wrestled andrade in aaa during his belt collector run, with flair in andrade's corner
so the former world champion that KK/okada/big hech are fighting next week is definitely joe + opps right?
MOX ON COMMENTARY PAY ATTENTION
WOAHHH~OH WE'RE SO ELEVATED
somebody in an sew shirt gave me a bunch of Starbucks gift cards today only reason I'm watching this right now I'm enjoying it too
Kenny doesn't want to risk his guts eating Mexican food. I mean, even the ice cream is spicy over there.
BRUV
mox botchhe still considers will one of his guys as a shoot but not in kayfabe
>More Marina on my screenBased TK
>mox still calling ospreay one of his guysbros...
>MOX COMMENTARYMASHALLAHPBUH
hopefully not stu hart's basement
dad stopped telling me to get a job ever since i taught him the terrifying power of deathground
>Will Hobbs>Will Ospreay>Willow
you can tell that mox took ospreay's betrayal very personally
put Double J Jeff Jarrett in the Continental Cup, Tone, dare ya.
>>20910711Based gifter
>>20910729wasn't really a betrayal thoughbeitgrown men, friends have disagreements even strong one all the timeespecially those with bonds forged in blood and fire
Daniel Garcia should grow a mullet
>death jobberkek based fuck this gay ass faction
>>20910693Flair bumped for Kenny in that match
YUUUAAAHHH
>>20910733need this so bad
I like to pretend women who don’t seem like they could, are actually good at twerking. Marina is one of them.
>>20910709I am seated and taking notes
>of course i'm going to book ospreay to go 50/50 with daniel garcia. how could you tell?
>dWowhich promotion is this faction a part of
I NEED A QT SICKO GF
>mfw the bruvster
>>20910751Anon, I know we're supposed to suspend our disbelief in wrestling but you're asking a lot here. There ain't no fucking way.
>>20910760Alvarez hitting that or what
>>20910755ospreay has dominated the entire match so far
Mom told me not to eat so much watermelon and I ate that massive bowl.
kiddos love the bruv
>>20910765She's not like that
how many fucking matches are on that card
>>20910765she's into girls not twats
>Mistico announced.PESOS will be drawn.
Will Ospreay is on the Mexico card. What's your excuse Kenny
Love that pistons jersey
are we finna watch this "one time at band camp" looking ass bitch jump into a shark tank????
>>20910785Last time he ate Mexican food he got diverticulitis.
the crowd will be absolutely retarded for this
>>209107752 and a half hours again probably
>>20910774>>20910780fake lesboShe defo takin that Chico cock
>>20910762I can. Something about makes me think she can. Her, Harley, and surely bayne.
>>20910780I can fix her (with my penis)
>>20910795Will Hanger cut another promo in spanish?
>>20910775seis brother
>>20910760Michael (Mike) lost
>>20910795PESOS
>>20910796would be funny if tone thought it was a PPV and ran till midnight lmao
>>20910795Okada returning back to his old stomping ground of CMLL
>>20910785He'll be there just not working a match.He has limited bumps left
Even Cope will be there, Kenny what fuck are you doing?!
end this clown bruv
>>20910814He will be Godly over there Bet
>>20910795>ynr jericho absolutely shitting it up with mistico a couple years ago
>>20910751Her body fat is far too sparse to make this happen. The most you could argue is that her form might be good
>16 men, you probably know more about it than I do>yeh...Fucking kek
is it considered 50-50 if one of the opponents is dominating for 90% of the match
Grand Slam MX card is RIDICULOUS bros holy fuck
>>20910795those tickets are already sold out arent they
Jon just takes his mic off to talk shit to Nigel
Nigel bros... mox is laughing at us...
>>20910843Depends on the 10% but DG can't do that kinda 10%
nigel's in the continental cup?lmfaoooooooonigel's in the continental cupdude i gotta tell marinanᶦᵍᵉˡ'ˢ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒnᵗᶦnᵉnᵗᵃˡ ᶜᵘᵖ ˡᵐᶠᵃᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒlmaooooo that's awesome
>>20910850def getting a match if not the final
best match of DG's life here
Would have popped if that exchange ended in Ospreay setting up a styles clash
>this could be itfalser words have never been spoken
Danny Garcia is great and I'm tired of fools pretending he's not
does nigel still have hepatitis what's up with that
>>20910877How you know?
>>20910881Obviously the 3rd man after pac
>>20910883he cured it years ago
>jericho and mistico
>>20910881just crackers that wanna hate on a white nigga
Garcia bros... it's our moment
we need more KOs in wrestling. ref should have called that a knock out
Buddy did a really good jackhammer on Daniel Garcia. He lost but it was great.
nice to ospreay back to his normal, I was worried for a bit there.
>dickens referencei really hate brits sometimes
I LOVE MOX ON COMMENTARY
>>20910903The KO on the last stardom show was really good
Marina getting so into her guys' matches is great
bretty good, i like how will kept getting clowned for being too flippy
>persephone gets the luchadora spot at grandslam instead of nasty ass rosatony is learning... slowly but surely...
KAIRI JUST HIT THE RING AND BEAT UP OSPREAY
Another incredible night of action sickos
Good matchGood finish
>>20910918it really is
>>20910910AEW is high literature
>>20910920The way it worked into will un-death ridering himself. Really fucking good
>only kenny missing from arena mexicodoubt his colon could handle mexican food
>they're calling davis a mark again
>bruv gets kidnapped by the don callis familyit just keeps happening
Mark Davis has lost a shit ton of weight. Props to him getting a clue
mark davis got in good shape
you can tell Davis is so proud of himself for getting into shape. great work!
I want Marina in commentary dissing everyone in Romanian
MOX WILL SAVE HIS BRUV
>>20910953she would do it in hebrew
>>20910944This and OC getting abducted mid match within a couple months of eachother. What is tonedawg planning
>i can't even watch thismox you've DONE this lmao
>>20910947He was better as a caveman
>babyface doesnt need helpbased
what happened to Chuckie T?
>>20910960he can't watch it because he's envious, he wants to do it
>>20910960Love any time Mox just becomes a totally neutral observer. Always makes me laugh
>>20910951>>20910957Maldovan
>>20910968had to retire
what type of weapons should they use in mexico? a machete, a chainsaw?
>>20910968retired and now backstage as a producer, went out on his shield against trent
>>20910978shit really? I liked the Best Frens :(
>>20910977Soviet
>do or dievince mclynchian
a little finasteride and mark davis is good to go
>>20910968KWAB"d neck
>>20910980cellphone to call your cartel connection
People will DIE in Mexico City>>20910980DCF will get into contact with the cartel via el clon
ending early are we?
>>20910968Retired
>>20910984there are some of us holding out hope we finally get on final best friends run, but it gets hard as the winters go by
>>20910980hot pepper
Awesome Collision tonight bros
>>20910980A can of beans that's not spicy, also a sombrero.
>Eats a piledriver on the concrete like it's nothing This guy never learns
>>20910995Gotta balance out the 30 minute overrun from yesterday
>>20911007wasn't concrete ya pinheadtony said it was a wood-bottomed floor, no different than taking one in the ring really
alright have a nice night ladies and gentlemen see you for the Mexico card
>>20910990>Ladder match>The object hanging from the ceiling is not a title or a contract but a cellphone>Winner gets to call his local Cartel to storm the arena and murder the opponents.Would a stupid amount of dimes
>>20911019so he emphasized that to point out it's not hard, kek, ya okaaayyy
>>20911015Call me crazy but I swear I saw a match announcement pop up on the screen that had the Bucks and Cope and Christian teaming up against someone(I forgot who) shortly after the Mistico Jericho match was announced.Was I hallucinating?
>>20911015Isn't this supposed to be a CMLL crossover show?
>>20911015JÁJÁJÁJÁJÁ SÍ SÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
>>20911040No it's the weekly Dynamite show airing from CMLL's home Arena.
>>20911015Reminder this will sell out instantly just on account of Mistico being on the card.
>>20911040That's the tuesday show
>>20911038yeah not all the matches fit in the graphic I took it from someone on twitter
>After Collision went off air @WillOspreay requests that Tony Khan brings a PPV to Detroit.https://x.com/Dporticus/status/2083012928752554035
>>20911089>Bandido vs CavernarioThis match will go fucking insaneFirst man to dislocate all knees/shoulders/elbows wins
>>20911089Kevin Knight vs Titan could probably feed me until all in
>>20911089is this going to be on MyAEW?
>>20911166gotchu faam
>>20911186>$35 a monthAre they serious
>>20911186thx brother may have to finally take the CMLL youtube plunge
>>20911199They have like 5 shows a week
>>20911186>$420 a year to watch cmlllol, tony needs to smoke less crack
>>20911844i wonder why they weren't signed during 2022 or whatever when they were at all out, i doubt their TNA contracts segued right into their WWE deals
great 'sode tonight
>>20912154Very true
>>20910650Amazing
