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>>20928755
Callum Newman takes a forfeit win and a day off (along with the next 4) from Shota Umino.

Zack Sabre is the first in B block to be on the brink of elimination without getting concussed. SANADA, Jake, O-Khan and Goto are all at risk for elimination in A block starting on Thursday, with either O-Khan vs Jake guaranteed to be eliminated on that show when they face off.

Henare you have one job. Give us another consussion-based forfeit

Grim

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>>20928755
>HENARE (4-1)
>Gabe Kidd (4-2)
>Drilla Moloney (4-2)
More like G block

>>20928755
a Toa Fookin Henare main event is genuinely the grimmest it's ever been for NJPW

starting with SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oiwa sexo (song still sucks)

takeshita needs to be fucking killed. i want to cut off his head and piss down his neck. then kill tony for pushing this goddamn faggot shitter. so fucking sick of dimeless motherfuckers being pushed to the moon just because they sucked some goddamn semite promoters cock. DIE TAKESHITA DIE.

>>20928755
Real Reiwa Musketeer vs Fraud Reiwa Musketeer match is the only interesting one

i want to burn takeshita's eyeballs out with a blowtorch. i want to cut off his balls with hedge clippers. i want to throw him from the top of the tallest building in tokyo and watch him splatter all over the street in slow-mo. I want to rip out this motherfuckers intestines and strangle him to death with them while every faggot from DDT watches, knowing they are next. I want to feed that fucking faggot head first into the woodchipper and savor his screams of agony as he is minced and chopped into chum. and then ill take that bucket of chum and bury it deep underground because no animal deserves the shame of having eaten such a disgusting piece of shit.

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>>20928879
Dump the theme, keep the yaoi paddle

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Takeshita-kun is the MVP of the Grim 1 Crymax. He's the best worker with the best games. If he wasn't in it, it would be an order of magnitude more grim of a viewing experience.

I support Takeshita-kun's efforts. De wa

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See y'all later

Nobu looks like he's in intense pain lol

love this goofy jigga

And I thought that njpw game thread were quite normal in comparison to the general. Pity.

>>20928900
shut up faggot. only queers like takeshita. go back to sucking mens dicks like those two faggot shitters cody and punk. maybe you can shit on yourself too.

Yep, the titty still purple

I can just tell this match on thursday is gonna suck

>>20928910
Schizos are everywhere.

>>20928910
AEW antis can't give it a break even during NJPW shows

I believe in you, Gedo.

>>20928919
Turn your monitor on.

>>20928913
it's going to take a while before that will turn yellow-ish

Kanemaru is still a beast

interesting finish there, not every day you see the booker tap out

A man who can only strike vs a man with heavily injured arms

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2 more days till Shun Skywalker's last Dragon Gate match. Soon there'll be an actual good heel on the show.

jake finally in the ring with a real clown

I'm so tired

I don't have confidence in Fatso Ice, he literally can do nothing slap his fat, chunky thigh. Shingo, Ishii, Shibata and Nakamura all had grappling offense and power moves, this fatty has nothing.

ok three times is enough for that spot guys lol

You know what, I get. But you just don't have the right comedic timing to make it funny.

this went downhill as soon as they started wrestling

GOK sucks, send this fag to DDT where he fits

>>20928953
We need him so fucking bad. Yutani too.

>>20928978
He's ugly fat fuck, no one wants him there when they got YOH

>>20928986
then he should just retire, honestly. he is so fat and slow and gay.

>takeshitter getting zero reaction from the crowd

takeshita-kun getting monster pops from the crowd

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All in on Boltin beating Tsuji now that sexy Oiwa failed me

>>20929001
yeah no lol he didnt get shit

>>20929001
looking forward to seeing him tap out like a little bitch (again)

I bet Boruchin has a nice Japanese wife. He mogs that fat roided incel Tsuji regardless of the result

>gets his arm raped by oiwa
>wears less taping the next night
oops

boltin is such a beast

Take vs Takagi will probably be match of the whole tourney, but still antis will hate on him

im about to take a shit, and i hereby name my next turd konosuke. it will probably not be as ugly as the original, though.

>>20929024
Takagi matches have no variety to them anymore so his singles don't intrigue as much. And it either his hard or misses greatly.

Come on Daiki you got this

>>20929024
Don't think it will be better than the one he had with Boltin but we will see.

>>20929028
I'm going to name mine Syuri

So Nagaister is gonna be turned into a comedy wrestler? Shame, he is the most dimes young boy.

>>20929024
that just proves how good shingo is. he can even carry a complete shitter like takeshita to a decent match. nobody likes that dimeless fag except tony khan and those who suck his tiny little paki cock.

>>20929033
kek thats not a bad idea. name one after punk too.

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I MIGHT HIT THAT DRILLA RIGHT

>>20929042
i think this will be a good one

oh GREEEEAAT it's fucking wolfcuck

if drilla can make this work then he's truly got it

im always expecting Wolfpac to play when I hear that howl

>>20929049
the fat bastard matchup is always a sink or swim for a former junior

>>20929051
really crazy that drilla turned out to be the best of the war dogs. i really thought it would be coughlin at first.

somebody needs to replace takeshita's nail polish with concentrated nitric acid so he burns his fingers off.

Wolftits is genuinely so bad at wrestling and not even in an inexperienced rookie way, he just doesn't have what it takes.

hold on, drilla's doing it

This crowd fucks with Drilla a little too hard

if titties manages to come back after getting piledrivered outside the ring im finna seethe

>>20929074
at least his tits have gotten smaller lol last time i saw him he literally looked like the bitchtits pic

>>20929079
he's up doing moves it's already dumb

HEEM THIS FATSO DRILLA

wow good match except for the pointless piledriver

AWOOOOOOOOO

this fat ugly asshole doesn't deserve seniority over drilla, what bullshit
pretty sure he's only in the B block because he's only allowed to beat gaijins, even though he's the worst wrestler in the block. it's embararassing when wrestling promotions cuck themselves by putting le heckin shoot fighters over actual wrestlers. i'm glad Gabe got to rape him at least.

kill this fag for us, oskar

this giga nigga giga spooky

>>20929015
>I bet Boruchin has a nice Japanese wife.
Nah, she’s some flavor of white. He talked and showed pictures of her on a shinichi champion episode a while back.

Bring back the real bone master

OSKAR is so based

Two gay porn actor looking players

mrburns_marge.gif the match

>>20929121
damn i want to know what gay porn actors look like Oskar

>>20929120
He just needs to keep the facial hair, he's pretty complete otherwise

big man can sell, huh.

english commentary is grim, its just walker samefagging

OSKAR will be the michaels over Fato Ice, mark my words

>>20929146
Hes really fucking bad at doing it solo, can they just not pay Chris to be around more?

This is really fucking good.

Uncbros.... we survive another day

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What the fuck was that

turned his big ass into a pretzel wtf

Ok NOW is time for the 1 good Ren Narita singles match of the year.

Rengods

We can't let this Tana larper lay claim to our musketeer status, it's time to lock in

I cant get over how bad Ren's gear is

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>>20929190

this ugly nigga getting schooled

>>20929201
he'll finna make ya seethe in about 10 minutes

God damn his nose is so big

>>20929157
he really impressed me tonight, i would have to say oskar mogs all the other gaijin.

I unironically mark out for Dick Togo antics

That's right Heat Storm, get nasty

alright fags wrap this up in the next 8 minutes so i can make breakfast

I was about to say this match was getting good

HoT still doing dirty interference spots in every match i see

i heard a rumor that ZSJ got molested by a panda bear and thats why hes been losing so much lately. i guess it would be hard to wrestle after having your rectum rekt by a large beast. can anyone confirm this?

Most noise I've heard this crowd make for a Narita match all tournament.

RENBROS..... WE CAN DO IT CLEAN

uemura's so fucking good

>>20929250
why didnt stimpy come out?

FUCK

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The Lords of Ren ascend once more

Big Dick Drop out of nowhere

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>>20929175
He did it, but at what cost?

>>20929260
yeah this probably kills yuya's chances of winning

>>20929242
nah that was just chris

final is Ren vs Take, Ren does what EVIL couldn't, BOOK IT

I need Sasaki/Kobashi but replacing chops with shoot headbutts ending in double KO and Gabe withdrawing

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>STIMPY!!! IM SO HAPPY!!

>>20929268
kek that actually makes more sense

Gabe pops me because you can tell he actually thinks he's black, Yuto can't believe in his innate blackness like Gabe can.

why are these two main eventing over Ren and Uemura? what could possibly be interesting enough that could happen unless Gabe has to announce something after

Gabe's chest is already red

>>20929279
dude is not pretending to be black kek he's a chav with BD

>>20929284
IIRC Shota vs Newman was the original main event and Gabe/HENARE the semi-main. Blame Zack for this.

Ok its been fun now get in the ring

Gabe suddenly decided to stop being dogshit

based gabe wetting the fukuoka panties with some good white aggression

Gabe is so fucking based, the funniest Anti-Nujamal gimmick haver ever.
>shouting out Tiny Con
kek

Ganbare menhera husbando

Well its not anything i didn't expect

FUCK HIM UP GEDO

gabe is the best worker in the g1.

Kek that lariat was a shoot

>>20929326
Which one?

henare legacy game

gabe forgot he had the chair flipped the wrong way lol

thank god they made sure to label the njpw table

Why arent they smacking each other like they did in that cage match years ago

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Mum status?

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>Gabe and Takeshita leading both blocks

>>20929350
tony is shameless

Not as grim as I thought

that match was nuts

oh god

>>20928953
>>20928979
New House of Torture
>Shun Skywalker
>Ren Narita
>SANADA
>Shoma Kato
>YUTANI
>Yujiro
>DOUKI
>SHO
>Nobu
>Togo
Guest appearances by Fale & Chase