Show starts @ 5:30am EDT / 10:30am BST. 50 MINUTES TILL SHO-TIMEAfter a trip past Tokyo southward to Osaka, Kagawa, Hiroshima and then Fukuoka at the weekend, the G1 heads back to Tokyo on August 6. The first of two nights for the tour in Korakuen Hall will see the seventh match for the A Block, and the critical final phase of league competition underway. With only six points left to get, the fight to get to the top two will be fierce, and the hot sold out crowd will certainly help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i41UGobJNYc>G1 Climax 36 A Block MatchBoltin Oleg (4-2) vs Yota Tsuji (4-2)>G1 Climax 36 A Block MatchKonosuke Takeshita (5-1) vs Shingo Takagi (3-3)>G1 Climax 36 A Block Match **Goto must win**Hirooki Goto (2-4) vs Ryohei Oiwa (3-3)>G1 Climax 36 A Block Match **Both men must win**Jake Lee (2-4) vs Great-O-Khan (2-4)>G1 Climax 36 A Block Match **SANADA must win**Yuto-Ice (3-3) vs SANADA (2-4)>Tag Team MatchUnbound Co. (Drilla Moloney & Daiki Nagai) vs TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr. & Hartley Jackson)>Tag Team MatchUnbound Co. (OSKAR & Gedo) vs United Empire (Callum Newman & Zane Jay)>Tag Team MatchAaron Wolf & Tatsuya Matsumoto vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Ren Narita & Dick Togo)>Tag Team MatchYuya Uemura & Masatora Yasuda vs United Empire (HENARE & Jakob Austin Young
>>20956912based, looking forward to it.
>>20956912Zack Sabre Jr. avoided being the first eliminated mathematically on Sunday, meaning the first true elimination (not counting Shota Umino) will happen tonight. SANADA and Goto are at risk, but O-Khan vs Jake Lee will confirm one. Great for Tsuji, whose only losses so far are Goto & SANADA.
>>20956918may the gods favor based shingo and help him to destroy that faggot with the painted nails.
>Oiwa wins out to advance to but Goto is eliminated early
>>20956912i wish they had gabe doing tagslops with a young lion, it would be good for development
>>20956918i feel like GOK will be the one going down tonight.
RIP Dory
>>20956989Did they do some a 10 bell salute?
>>20956912Good line up today. A Block is pretty based
if Yeeto Uce beats Chadnada, I'm gonan seethe
Big venues outside Tokyo are all cool etc, but Korakuen Hall is Korakuen Hall.
this tiny whitboi huffing and puffing like he gon do something xD
>>20957005I just wish they'd have both blocks in korakuen back to back.
i cant tell the difference between Zane Gay and Gay Austin Young, all rook same
>>20957009he is a manlet but hes actually pretty good
THE KNIGHTS OF REN WILL ASCEND AGAINST WOLFBREASTS
>>20956994yes
I heard the audio pop and now things are quieter
ebiru we miss you :(
Narita's gear is so ass that Wolf's grey boxers don't look so bad
Based Togo
Still wonder why Ren is a hebby q division
>>20957020based af
>>20957028his bulky shirt is so shit looking. If he doesn't wanna show his mantits he should switch to SHO and Dick's cutout t-shirt tank tops, they look way cooler than him.
COOM INCOOM INCOOM INZOOMIE'S HOLES
Callum looking cute
ya hear them birds chirping nigga?
>>20957030thats a good question because hes billed at 220 pounds. technically he should be a jr.
Callum working the Shawn Michaels gimmick and acting gay for fujodimes, I know that croptop got a gigapop from the housewives
that woman in the crowd clearly grabbed newman's ass lol
>>20957038well, i think there are a bunch of people, like uemura and newman are borderline jr. to me but their height give them a pass (uemura is shorter than newman no?)
>>20957038He was also super skinny up until he started bulking after the Moxley match but I think he's also the tallest of the new Japanese guys by a little bit.
>>20957051the cutoff is supposed to be 225, isnt it? maybe they allow a 5-pound difference? that would make sense because yuya is 223 and newman is right at 225.
ZANE JAY WINS!!!!!!!
that kick was legit and i think oskar got mad KEK
house show Callum is like Jay White and Naito's lovechild, very funny and endearing shitposterbut he becomes le super serious guy in big matches which is not as fun, he can be a larger than life star like the previous generation if he figures out how to do his character work in serious matches.
this is how i know those ticket sales are in the gutter lol
>>20957068"think" i hear the thud, no slap or else
this may be the most based generation of whiteboys we've ever had in njpw
FUCKING DIE YOU COCKROACH
It's nice when Charlton comes to work
I MIGHT HIT THAT DRILLA RIGHT
>>20957077i'm glad he didn't get fired after his aew derangement syndrome flared up live on air
Kairi is coming out tonight to join TMDK
>>20957080You arent allowed to call Tony a "money mark" even as a joke
>>20957066i rea time ago njpw uncs discussing on this topic, and to some of them below 90kg you were considered jr but not sure if its true and if the weight/height of each guy is legit
>>20957066there's no upward cutoff, just a downward one. the heby belt is essentially an openweight belt and smaller wrestlers can try and get it, but the heavyweight wrestlers aren't allowed to weightbully for free junior belt wins
come on big daike you got
>>20957088yeah true, im going by wikipedia numbers here and those may not be up to date. it wouldnt be that hard for any of these guys to gain 1-5 pounds.
why is there a young lion that's already like Jay White tier of cutting backstage promos yet Tsuji, Uemura and Shota are still "ahhhh.... eto....." merchants
kek Daikster got obliterated by Hartley's aura
>>20957106i saw that lol. it was like the kick just bounced off his ki or something
>>20957091i guess that does make sense too since theres no real advantage for a smaller guy competing against heavyweights.
>>20957102NJPW should also teach their guys how to talk.A lot of indies guys have better mic than them because they deal more with the public.It's just a let down they don't train that skill.
I love how Zack was the one who destroyed Shota's brain and it benefitted everyone but him
SHEEEESH
SHEEEEEEEEEESH
But Shota completely disappeared from every socmed after the injury?
Murata blinded by the aura of Golden SANADA.
One last ride, SANADA uncsPlease fucking win I'm gonna cry if he gets eliminated so early
>>20957097I mean, depends by what kind of guy they are. Gaining weight eating or taking roids is the easiest way, doing consistent training to grow a mass that doesn't gives you handicap is hard (just a reminder that the bigger you are and easy is to injury certain parts of your body, especially using aerial moves or just taking bumps/falls)
All in on Sanada winning by DQ
>>20957117yeah as much as i like NJPW, they do need to up the promo game a little.
Bluenada is here!
why is he wearing blue i was ignoring chris
SANADA doesn't even do HOT shit why is he still in the stable?
>>20957138The first time Yuto Ice went to a wrestling show, SANADA was on the cardhe was wearing that exact gear
>>20957139Maybe HOT is getting a change up after Shun Skywalker appears?
bro got a swollen nipple
>>20957139Cheating is like the Burning Hammer for him, he still pulls it out when his finishers get kicked out of
>>20957139HoT would only have one charismatic heavy otherwise (and it'd be fucking yujiro)
>>20957139He's smarter than these geeks and also motivated to work harder
Yuto heard the 5ch and 4ch uncs calling him a thighslaplet
>>20957134Here we go
punkfags take note, SANADA just pulled off a great moonsault and didnt shit himself
Kek that guitar is beat the fuck up
Based Cold Snake SANADA
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING BASED
why didnt he pin him lol
Based finish
>>20957164yeah that was a highly based finish
>>20957165Nobody is allowed to pin or submit Ice
>>20957155nvm lol
SANADA is by far the funniest cheater in the promotion, Ren needs to take notes on how to get over by cheating.Cheat win by countout just because you wanna do a flashy kipup and mog the opponent is fucking based
a lazy shitter vs jake lee
I'm supporting the chinaman over the korean.
A main event in a arenaOne of the booked matches of all timeThe F1orce vs The Object
KWASB (Kek what a smart bastard)
a fucking clown vs Jake Lee
GOTTA LOVE THE JAKESTER
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
what is happening today kek
SMARTBASTARD
SMART BASTARDDOING SMART BASTARD THINGS
i have it on good authority that great okhan fucked a camel back home in mongolia and this camel gave birth to shayna baszler.
fun 2 short comedy games, tsuji must be going long, i think Oleg will win
>>20957157dw Sanada will be in an actual nursing home shitting himself by the time he gets to be Phil's age
GOK is such a sore bitch, he literally tried to do the same shit. Just forgive your bro
I hope this means the next 3 matches have extra time
>>20957180
Is GOK eliminated now?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR OIWA
SEXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20957200ric flair wrestled into his 70s and never shat himself in the ring. same with sting and funk .
This is a fucking tough one
I still fucking believe the G1 stands for GotoIKIMASHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>20957212I refuse to believe that Flair never shat himself in the ring
>>20957212Sanada is missig one arm already anon. its not looking good for his longevity
GOTO-OHGOTO-OHGOTO-OHGOTO-OH
Holy shit is that Cody's friend from Street Fighter?!?!
>>20957212no way is your last name Funk and you haven't shat yourself at least once
Goto's career is on the line and niggas talking about Chez's dirty jocks
>>20957215he might have shat himself in a couple bars but never in the ring lol
>>20957226nigga half of flair's career was before TV even existed you don't know that
GIWTWM
>>20957223naw because terry funk was a professional who always kept his muffler in place, daddeh
Oiwa was a Dory mark? holy based
>>20957231true but he was a young guy at that point, it doesnt seem at all likely that he would shit in the ring as a young man and not as an old man.
>>20957234kek
>Oiwa promised to be in the semifinals the night Tenzan retiresOh man the heat in that building if they don't fuck him
>>20957238maybe he had assoplasty surgery when he got older
GOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON OIWA
>Goto with a "I got this nigga" smirk on his facethis a while different guy from 10 years ago
HE TAPPED
>>20957250now he's the old man abusing the young bucks
GOOD JOB OIWA
its fucking gotover, he's never getting the v4 now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO;_;
>not even 10 minutesFuck, I wanted more
kill everyone
I think Tsuji will go nearly 30 mins with Boltin and lose now, these have been so fast
the goto revolution wont be happening this time gotobros
Yuka Sakazaki vs Natsupoi
does a side headlock even work as a finisher?
Shingo must win the joshi-offHe has to defend Natsumi Maki's honour vs that bitch Yuka Sakazaki, if he can't it's seppuku for him
So the block will come down to Take, Tsuji, Boltin & Oiwa
>>20957265it's supposed to be a bulldog choke i thinkbut wrestlers are near universally bad with putting their chokes over the face instead the neck
>"I dont care where you fight as long as its in Japan"ofc he would say that
DIE TAKESHITA DIE DIE DIE
surely takek will lose this time, he has a fucking defending champ record
>COCKOSUCKY TAKE A SHIT>COCKOSUCKY TAKE A SHIT
Charlton glazing Takeshita hard on commentary. I guess he's scared that Tony is watching
based shingo putting this faggot into every piece of steel
heem that lolicon nigga Shingo!(natsupoi has tits so she doesnt count)
>>20957291Isn't his wife older than him?
remember when rocky was takeshita's second
takeshita is such a shitter. he would have booted that woman right in the face if she hadnt moved. fire this unsafe shitter.
>>20957267Takagi's been going on about wrestling a mixed tag with Poi and he threw Takeshita and Yuka in as opponents for them. Prob have to move Yuka on the idea since she doesn't wanna wrestle in Japan outside of TJPW.
>>20957296Who?
Come on Take cut this nigga down
i remember yuka made rude comments about natsupoi when she left tjpwshingo is sleeping on the couch for a month if he loses this
YES BREAK HIS FUCKING NECK
IF TAKESHITA WINS WE RIOT
SHINGOAT DRAGGING THIS DDT COMEDYBITCH FACE FIRST DOWN THE KINGS FUCKING ROAD
>>20957321i feel you there bro i was just praying for takeshitter to get crippled
HIT THOSE POI MOVES, SHINGO ITS THE ONLY WAY
Based match so far
>>20957326he is the one true emperor of the ring
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPINGU BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHINGO PLEASE
HIT THAT NIGGA WITH EVERY FUCKING FINISHER HE HAD LMAOOOOOOO BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED KINGS ROAD
YES YES YES FUCKING YES!!!! EAT SHIT TAKESHITA EAT SHIT TONY!!!
Thank you Shingo
Poi wins
>>20957347that basically was a kings road match, fucking amazing shit.
Goodo jobu husbant....
Goto is out, but Shingo will make sure an old geezer makes it to the next stage.
LOL look at the little faggot bitch takeshita nursing his busted up face with an icepack. it must have been so much fun to whack him in the eye. such is the emperors justice.
Lets fucking get this, Boltin.
Hate this pudding bitch with his Ado from shein ass theme, hope the Boltster banishes him from winning the block
>>20957368i like tsuji but his new theme sucks badly. he needs to bring back the gene brasto
What the fuck
Tsuji is so fucking good now
holy shit
That stomp was fucking nasty
damn tsuji has been putting belt to ass on boltin from the first bell lmao
Bully Tsuji is dimes, reminds me of champ Okada
Oof
GEEEEENE BLASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good fucking god
they pulling cool spots but idk the pacing feels weird
>>20957408It feels very odd seeing Boltin selling like this
best spear counter ive ever seen, holy BEASTleg
What a fucking monster
>>20957410if they wanted him to receive a lot of heavy moves and then retaliate, showing his fighting spirit and all felt a bit off but can't tell it's from bolting selling or tsuji doing a move after another
I still can't tell how the fireblaster is supposed to hurt more than the gene blaster
BOLTGODDDDDDDDDDDD
kek what was that
Nigga spiked himself lmao
oh fuck off the kip up into gene blaster should have been the finish
Draw incoming?
This dude broke his fucking leg before
Tsuji is really having a great G1
YES
WIFECHADS BEAT THE INCEL YET AGAIN
See you in Kobe, Boltin
Based match
I LOVE BOLCHIN
idk what they were thinking in the early part of the match. of course boltin would kill when he stopped being passive
A block is so fucking good. Almost prime G1 levels
>the top two points scorers in the G1 are AEW shittersfucking grim
>>20957457Yappari, AEW is just that good...
bumping this one more time just because it was such a good show.