Indie shitter botch thread
>>20980630
>>20980630>Indie shitter botch threadYou made this thread with the intent of it being full of aew shit didn't you
>>20980719good one anon.
>>20980684
NNNOOOO AAK!
Anyone have the guy where his legs get stuck in the ropes and he flips over and drops straight down the apron?
>>20980763
What’s wrong with these shitters. This won’t get you noticed in a good way by Wwe, which means aew wong overpay you unless you can do 5 star heatless classics.
>>20980630kek another gcw scumbag crippled
>>20980785The knee bend at the end topped it all off
>>20980785Nah, it's not that one. The guy's folded in half like a lawn chair and then drops straight down.
>>20980630>the ref>the kidthat's gold jerry
>>20980813>this is one of the 4 pillars of AEW
SOVL overload thread
>>20981672Kek what the fuck was he trying to do
>>20981659nta but
>>20981691never gets old
>>20980813every other indie botch webm i'm just left wondering "how did he even get up there?"
>>20981750540 spike
>>20981750fucking kek at the guy still trying to get his shit in
>>20980684This will forever make me cackle
>>20981691Kek!
>>20981672what level of CTE is it when you dive on the wrong side and dont even notice theres no one there?
>>20981691this shoot has me crying brother he goes straight down like mario falling into a hole
Kino thread, keep it coming
>>20980636I watched this webm a hundred times but only recently found out the guy standing on the apron is Seff
>>20980630Why is this nothingburger in slow-motion?
>>20981834you tell me
>>20981845So I don't know.
most unexpected run in spots in wrestling?
>>20980763Fuck, I forgot about this. Just full on throws a cinder block at the guy.
KEK so many of these Indy shitters are going to be brain dead before 40all that for a few bucks if they were lucky, a hotdog and a coke.also internet legendary retard status.
>>20981845in kayfabe why was the ref the one that put him on fire?
>>20981672What is pco doing these days?
>>20981920He does MLP, mostly just the Frankenstein gimmick because he's finally had to slow down a lot
>>20981863i did it for the rock
>>20981825yeah it's seff's buddy marek brave who does the botch, they have a training school together chuck taylor is on the table
Honestly, doing indies for a couple of years seems like fun. It just sucks when you realize you're doing this shit and that's all you're going to make.
great thread
>>20980728not a botchjust extremely retarded
>>20982049The guy moving the camera onto the tables makes the botch 100% funnier.
>>20981670This match turned her overnight from another English outside talent to an ICW fan favourite. Lead directly to her becoming a dominant women's champ (and later first female ICW World champ) which raised her profile in the UK scene.Got some buzz about her at a WWE try-out last year, generally expected to end up in NXT in the not too distant future. Solid chance she never catches their eye if she doesn't agree to fall off the balcony of a nightclub on Sauchiehall Street.
>>20982410>could it be? IT IS! That's the HurriKWABrana!
>>20981670>>20982461>This match turned her overnight from another English outside talent to an ICW fan favourite. Lead directly to her becoming a dominant women's champ (and later first female ICW World champ) which raised her profile in the UK scene.Just like Billie's mad bumps. They got her noticed.
>>20982758Credit to the ref on this one, he saw her kill herself and immediately went to check unlike some of these other dipfucks
>>20982976
>>20980728That spot actually went off exactly as planned up until john wayne murdoch grabbed the jabroni with the broken neck, rolled him over, severing the spinal cord and leaving him a parapalegic lmao.Best part is the jobber never got the steak and six pack John Wayne promised him. Also his wife left him lol
I have never sen this stuff before. Thank you anons, thank you for giving me this gift. It's like seeing shit on break.com when I was in jr high. A few questions. Where can I see more of these?Do these people get paid in cash or just drugs and beer? Are these just drug addicts who are ok with damaging their bodies forever?Why does nobody have a fire extinguisher?
>>20981682He was going to dive on the dudes that are on the left side! This is a special level of retarded.
>>20981863Why did the yard in red jump back?! KEK
>>20984230they do it for the love of the game, brother
>>20981691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMCCxuGIGtw
these are all hard to watch whatta buncha marks
>>20982483DAMARIUS! GET YO FUCKIN SHOES OFF MY CAR
>>20981774Based and same
>>20981691KEK he recovers it so well just to drop straight down. Looney tunes sort of shit the way he falls
>>20984230>Where can I see more of these? Xitter>Do these people get paid in cash or just drugs and beer? Are these just drug addicts who are ok with damaging their bodies forever? Depends on the indie and how big a name you are. Lotta guys wrestle for free just for exposure. Most names make their money on merch, Cody only charged a few hundred for indies when he first left WWE and say what you want about the Young Cucks, they made enough money shilling merch they had nice houses in California before AEW. As for drugs it's rumored GCW does it and I heard CZW used to.>Why does nobody have a fire extinguisher?You tell me.
>>20982461>Solid chance she never catches their eye if she doesn't agree to fall off the balcony of a nightclub on Sauchiehall Street.Except she had already done a tryout for WWE years prior. This shit was stupid as fuck and people need to stop glorifying it. It's clearly done fuck all for her too since here we are years later and not only has everyone forgotten about it but she's still in the same indie spot she was in before she did it anyway
>>20984403Rip Supreme
>>20984520Stupid as hell but for all intents and purposes it went about as well as it could have
Kek wtf king of delusion makes any of these guys think they can land any of this? Looks like a first attempt on a lot of these, they should’ve tried with a crashmat first>tries first ever shooting star press off a balcony through a table in front of a crowd
SAY IT TO MY FACE
>>20980630That kid selling is kino.
>>20984537top lel
>>20980712I feel like I know who everyone in this webm is but I can't tell you who any of them are.
>>20980684kek
>>20981672>That's the wrong side of the ring, grandpa!
>>20982758>>20983153I thought she was just some random mid girl you guys simped over for no reason. Nobody told me she was based.
>>20985014I'm never sure exactly what I'm supposed to be looking at in this webm.
>>20985023Canadian Destroyer off a ladder to the floor through double tables. Martin sells his leg instead of his head or neck.
>>20981691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeA2Kx0ITm0
>>20984727I know the universe did that to him for shit talking Cena.
>>20985078Worked botch.
these gave me a good laugh. post more.
>>20984402aoe damage nigga
>>20985035He did break his leg anon
do these losers actually get paid to kill themselves with a handshake and a couple of hotdogs?
>>20985190Not only do they not get paid but they also do free labour like setting up chairs and assembling/disassembling the ring
>>20985023Looks at the shirtless guy's legs near the end.
Legit awesome thread
>>20981691There it is, kek. Thanks, mate.
>>20985197>>20985242KWAB
>>20981728Oh shit
>>20981728That doesn't even look like that big of a drop. How the hell?
>>20985242>goes up in flames>runs into the crowdHoly shit kek
>>20980785Damien Priest still hasn't publicly attempted this move after botching almost exactly like that but without bending his knee completely backward.
>>20981682He did that spot a few times because his character was unhinged or something, he also did his pcosault onto the hardest part of the ring with nobody there several times.
>>20985041
>>20984507mmmm sexy gisolla spotted
lol these people are so stupid such stupid human trash, should do us all a favor & mass kill them all. #fuckwrestling
>>20981863This is a fucking badass spot. Not a botch
>>20984537Ninja M-ACK
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>>20981691literally cant see this without the mario death sound
>>20985269she's fat as fuck
>>20985332kek he bounced off his face
>>20985332holy kek
>>20985197this is the kinda wrestler that the Averymeister was expected to carry the bags of kek
>>20984520Broke the table at least
>>20985269lets be nice and assume Mickie Knuckles weighs 300 pounds, the average woman's back has a surface area of about 500 in2when she takes a flatback bump she is spreading that 300 pounds over 500 in2The bottom of her boot is probably around 25 in2 meaning that same weight is being distributed through a much smaller areafactor in gravity and that's why her leg snappedyou can probably use the same numbers for sid's leg break in WCW
>>20982410this is drew gulak
>>20981818What was the plan here?
>>20985953>>20986553honestly I didn't really notice she was kinda big until you mentioned it.
>>20981728Mickie Knuckles breaking her leg felt like karma for the Mike Levy incident in IWA
If I learned one thing in this thread it's only retards use fire in wrestling
>>20985242all of that for a bowl of rice and some tea...
>>20986958Weedwacker to the balls while crotch is on fire. You can see him lower his pants a bit as he gets lit on fire but they took too long so he couldn't get them off in time. Why they thought that was a good spot I have no idea
Bump
Bumparoo
>>20991300>that Avery kid better have a towel and a water bottle ready for me backstage, dammit
>>20991302What's funny is that guy was who GCW wanted Mox to drop the strap to but after that, they had to pivot to Gage lmao
>>20991836I've seen this so many times and I genuinely cannot understand how someone could be this unfit so that this could even happen
>>20981691I don't think this bing bing wahoo ass sport is for me, guys.
>>20991885It's an amputee with prosthetic legs.
>>20981834because its funny as shit?
>>20984606Booker going for the Houston Hangover.....
>>20982049what the fuck was he thinking. its so far too. you need a running start
>>20992378It is?
>>20992395Lmao
why are there so many fire spots? is that the only thing they can do to sell tickets?
