I just spoke to the federation.I'm going over tonight.We'll lock up and tumble for a bit, there will be a power struggle between us. We'll then separate and I'll do a wall-jump and hit you with a cross body.You throw me off and I dodge your punch and I hit you with a double fisted swinging arm hammer. I go for the pin but you get up at 2. Whilst complaining to the ref for his slow count, you karate chop me from behind. I'll drop and you taunt the crowd with your Gorn screams. Spock will run in an attempt a Vulcan death grip but you'll counter it and hit him with a shoot phaser stun.While you're distracted I'll come up from behind and put you in a choke hold. You'll struggle for a bit but eventually pass out and I'll get the win. You got that? btw Gene says you're not booked for the next show.
>>20981434sorry will, jews cant be champions in this fed. not even rare cool jews like you. we got a reputation to uphold, you know.
>>20981434based
>>20981445glad they buried that green shitter
>>20981434>BAD STREET ATLANTA, GA BADDEST STREET IN THE WHOLE USA
>>20983177jesus christ, mudd actually does look kinda like michael hayes. i wonder...
>>20981443Rent free
>I need this, Khan... I need this more than you can imagine.
>hits you with a shoot rock bottomWhat are you gonna do about it, mark? It's a Vulcan business.
>Carries the episode in your path across multiple series
Do you smell what The Spock is cooking?
>>20981434>>20981445>>20982849Who cares? Gorn Stroman gets more ratings doing his interplanetary food eating/forced egg implantation show, ya wig wearing fatty.
This thread still up. Very strange. When I post something similar it gets deleted for being "off topic"
>>20985870read the room raj
>Gotten to>Meds>Get a GED
>>20981434Fun fact: The fight between Kirk and Gorn was choreographed by Dory Funk Jr
>>20982849not enough flips for ya?
>>20985972the average E-drone
It's Chelsea Green
>>20983177i thought there was no friction in outer space
FIGHT FOREVERFIGHT FOREVERFIGHT FOREVER
Make Some Noise!
>intergender wrestling never drew a d-
>>20986130daily reminder that captain kirk is credibly accused of murdering one of his wives by drowning so she wouldn't take half his money/royalties. apparently many such cases in hollywood.
>>20986144daily reminder that this false rumor came around when Shatner dunked on mentally ill trannies.Funny how that works.
>>20986202he really is like a 0/10 actor, but a 10/10 voiceover guy.
>>20985727
>>20986267Nah he’s a great actor https://youtu.be/IH0NJxQrDYI
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>blocks your path
>>20986360>that shoot hurricanrana
>>20986396Is deep space the ecw of this?
oh sweet, a Star Trek thread
>>20986360He grew up on the mean streets of Tarsus IV
>>20986130
>>20986360based headscissor takedown
>snaps his fingers and ruins your ppv
>>20986747>makes the cable holding Owen Hart disappearDevilish
>>20986747A taped episode with this gimmick has potential. Feels very TNA. Santino Marella stumbling into godlike power would be a great episode.
>>20986747>>20986751>I think the Q stands for QUEER
>delivers the best promos >most charismatic person on the roster
>>20986396>DS9Tranny fed.
>>20986849>half his feuds are with Bajoran shitters from developmental
>>20986849>gets too over on his own so Bluebeard McMahon turns him into a satanic heel in the end
ATTENTION AEW VIEWERS. YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. YOUR ATTEMPT TO SEIZE CONTROL OF THIS BOARD IS FAILING. PLEASE BECOME AN HEROES OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION. YOU HAVE EIGHT MINUTES TO MAKE YOUR DECISION
It's a real shame that no one listens to this promo these days https://youtu.be/2BBOWsWODX4
>>20986044OH SHIT ITS DROZ
>>20986415It's TNA>booking and angles are either cinemia or dogshit>characters that get over via consistency and doing different approaches>old hands from a different brand came to it in droves the instant there was a whiff of success>both had religious aces, one in the form of the captain, the other in AJ Styles
>>20987127It's way, way better than TNA ever was
>>20986856>that season has one of the best Star Trek episodes period in Pale Moonlight and also also just a few episodes later had one about a bartender space Jew getting a sex changeMan booking was schizophrenic
>>20987143They were churning out 26 eps a season with limited budget and even more limited time, some wild shit is gonna fly out of the booking team at 2am
>>20986865He keeps buying Quarkbucks gift cards and giving them to Kira's mother and other (ear)ring rats.
>>20987143>>20987155yeah Ferengi episodes are basically Sunday Night Heat
>>20986360
>>20987759You know you've made it in the business when you can tag out and let a jobber in a wig do half your fight for younow that's working smart kid
>>20986360>Face using an illegal weapon That doesn't work for me brother
>>20983644crazy to think they started off by burying him in his first showing and that he had to change gimmicks
>For five years, everyone in Starfleet acts like James T. Kirk walked on water! Every mission report, every commendation, every front-page holo-spread—it’s all about the 'heroic Captain Kirk.' But let’s talk about what happens when the cameras stop rolling, Jim. Let’s talk about who actually holds this ship together while you’re busy tearing your shirt off and posing for the local alien royalty!>You think you’re a main-eventer? You’re a politician in a yellow tunic! You can't calculate a warp trajectory without Spock holding your hand, you can't survive a single landing party without Bones pumping you full of hyposprays, and you damn sure can't win a fight without four guys in red shirts taking the bullet for you first! How many young guys have you sent out to the slaughterhouse just so you could land the finishing blow and take all the credit? Dozens! And where are their names in the logs, Jim? Nowhere!>You talk about 'going where no man has gone before,' but all you do is hold the title and protect your spot. You ducked Khan, you dodged the Klingons, and every time real danger shows up, you sit back in that big leather chair while I run the navigation board at 200% capacity! Russian genius built this ship's routing protocols, but you act like you invented warp drive yourself!>The politicking is over, Kirk. Strip off the gold, drop the starship ego, and step into the ring without your crew backing you up. You're soft, you're washed up, and come Stardate 4115.3, I’m putting you in the Motherland Lock and exposing you for the fraud you've always been!The only good use of AI.
>>20988482kek based Poundin' Pavel
jolly green giant
>>20989207It's great when a top guy works a comedy matchnutrek just spams them, it's bad bookingyou need the contrast, should be 10 serious episodes to 1 fun one
Was this nigga kidnapped by romulan ninja nuns? Or is he trying to steal the akoocheemoya submission machines look?
>robotic promo >Botches all the time >No sells your offence >Always hurting opponents >Was given a run as top babyface >Goes into business for himself and turns heel.>Just dies
>>20990451The Big Guy Databack.
>>20986360>I asked Khan what the secret was to how he made his punches look real.>He said "I punch them for real."
>>20987127Does that make Christian TNA's Garak?
>turn heel>suddenly become interestingmany such cases
Is this how it feels to be a western person going to Japan and trying to put a match together with a non-english speaking jap wrestler?
>>20990621>regal, asking for left foot forward
>>20990621>Thats how you communicate isn't it? By... cranium contact. By headbutt!>Fujita with the CTE, he stands
>>20990635>Shibata, his brain removed
>DAMN IT, JIM! I'M A MEDICAL PRACTITIONER, NOT YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER!Why does Fleet Admiral McMahon hate the term doctor and hospital?
>didn't pay his dues at the academy>still gets promoted to main rosterwhy didn't Jean Luc teach him do it properly?
>Botch final promo>Start corpsingSuch a shitter.
>>20986836shatner selling like Bret has him in a vulcan death grip
>>20990639>Spock, his brain stolen
>>20985972>>20986044>One beep for "yes">Two beeps for "Go Roman!"
The Romulans have a saying: "Never turn your back on the Breenpac"
Which one is WWE? Which one is AEW? Which one is TNA?
>>20990975Those are all good shows, even Enterprise.Therefore AEW would be none of them. AEW would be Discovery or Picard season 1
>>20990975>>20991003This is AEW
>>20990621>Yes, I understand... I choppa you, then you choppa me, yes, very good...>...but what does it mean? Is it a warning?
>>20991004Klyden is Nyla
>>20991004Seth had fucked the chick in the top right who replaced the girl he used to fuck back in season 1 before he dumped her and wrote her off the show, then added the blond chick at the front of the poster in the final season who was the girl he was currently fucking.I would bet money he's now fucking the main girl in the Ted tv show.
>>20991004>Give a comedy guy the b-show book>Nails it>Kurtzman holds the a-show book hostage for decades>Fails miserably every timeWhat the hell are the promoters thinking?
>>20991004>>20991418another fed castaway pushed to the top of the b league
>>20990975TOS = WCW TNG = WWEDS9 = ECWVOY = who caresENT = TNA STD = AEW
>>20991505Voyager has some of the best episodes in all of trek. My personal fav Timeless. Also the museum episode with the doc, I forgot the name.Anyway, Voy is like Ruthless Aggression era WWE
>>20991514Timeless, Blind of an Eye, Living Witness (museum one), Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, Latent Image, Meld. Voyager has a lot of episodes that are S-tier Trek, right up there with the best of TOS, TNG, and DS9.
>>20991514>My personal fav Timeless.More like Dimeless heh heh heh
>>20991505AEW is Lower Decks>a return to classic territory style wrestling... but with wacky PWG comedy shit nobody asked for
>>20991514the highs were high but the lows were low made lower by the wasted premisereminder that year of hell was so good and appropriate that they made it into ENT s3 (underrated along with ENT s4)
>>20991505VOY has an episode where a woman falsely accuses a man of rape and it destroys his life, resulting in his untimely death. The lesson of the episode is that maybe you shouldn't believe all women.It also has webm related, an episode that almost directly cites FBI crime statistics, kek. In this episode, Voyager is transporting a bunch of violent criminals and Neelix starts thinking, "Maybe these guys are oppressed, they're massively overrepresented in the prison system..."And then he befriends one and agrees to send a communication out to the guy's family.Turns out it was a communication giving the location of the ship, resulting in a botched prison break which kills a couple of members of the Voyager crew.The episode ends with Neelix confronting the definitely-not-a-black-guy in his cell and the guy is like "I dindu nuffin, I'm so oppressed, you gotta help me!" and Neelix just shakes his head and walks away in disgust, cut to credits.Voyager is fucking based.
>makes sure your babyface goes over clean to persevere the timeline
>>20991514Voyager is NXT. It had occasional great episodes (which in this analogy would be the super indie B&G era) but is ultimately not up to the overall standard as the 3 that came before it (because NXT isn't just B&G era).>>20991529This is an insult to lower decks.
>>20991581>This is an insult to lower decks.nta but i didn't mean to insult lower decksi meant to say lower decks IS an insult
>>20991601what happened to your ridges?
>>20991626we don't speak of our poor booking to other feds
>>20991581Lower Decks fucking sucks just like GayEW
>>20991643kek
>>20991647but have you considered the loud minority on the internet that's super annoying about it
>>20991626>>20991601>>20991643>Hey Klingon, what's the matter? Forgot your ridges?
>the federation says the romulan empire is breaching the neutral zone>they say they can observe our warbirds on their scanners>observe this brother!
>>20991681Nice one, captain.
>>20991681>will-they-won't-they tag team succeeds against all oddslove this trope
Vince McMahon = Gul DukatEric Biscoff = Weyoun Jim Cornette = Grand NagusDixie Carter = SeskaBruce Pritchard = Pakled
>old shitter returns and fucks up the whole promotionhate this trope, i don't care if she's over with the owner
>>20991716>Vince McMahon = Gul Dukathis daughter is a CUNT
>more bloodline drama
>>20990451you forgot >gets bitchy when you mispronounce his stupid fucking name
>join aew>deliver contractually obligated fed bad promo
>>20986144>credibly accusedlol just say you cant prove it
>works the smarks into a shoot
>>20991955>treats the ship like it's a real business>saves the day and the captain>captain comes back treating everyone buddy buddy again like they're friends instead of coworkers>show cancelled two years laterdon't even get me started on the talent they aren't buddy buddy with either
>>20991903He was unironically correct
/pw/ the race
>>20992033I look like this and am easily duped by bearded men like this
>>20991750Don't care what anyone says. Pulaski was giga based.
>>20991903kek'd
>>20990621>JR, when mankind fell
>mfw trading shitposts with someone i surely console war against
>>20983239Kike seethe
Based Joey Ryan gimmick
>>20994461Tasha Yar is the Kevin Nash of TNG
>Never over>Never the guy>Tom Paris's jannetty>Even the hologram was higher up in the stable>booked in one humiliation ritual match after anotherKWAB
>One-off local jobber ends up getting over>becomes fan favorite
>>20994675tom paris gets busted to nxt level for going gay for that water planet or whatever but he's out of the doghouse like months lateryou know i hear he worked another promotion while calling himself nick, dude got massive heat for a spot that caused a death and he just changes his name and keeps getting bookings
>>20994743>When the entire senior staff finds out about your gooning holograms, that's hard times, daddy!
>>20992003I liked Admiral Ross but they should have bought back that gigachad to ram the Federation battle fleet up the ass of the Cardie bastards.
