My dad asked me which ice cream bar I wanted. I said Miss Elizabeth. He said why Miss Elizabeth? I said because eating any of the other ones means you’re a fag. He was so proud of me and we still talk about it to this day.
>>20987379Little did he know the Miss Elizabeth outfit you tried on in front of the mirror that night.
>>20987384>implying he didn’t know
>>20987379Now wait a second. If elizabeth is the only straight option, and getting elizabeth is only a 1 in 12 chance. what does that say about you
>>20987379does anyone else remember these having a trading card inside or did i dream that like you had to rip it out of the top flap
>>20987379Right and I played girl characters in video games because I liked to look at em
>>20987427i think i remember that too
>>20987434So did Kidd Bandit...
>>20987434Kill yourself tranny.
>>20987379Eating ice cream is gay.
>>20987379Proud of you and your father for not raising a faggot.
>>20987384>>20987434Cooked that troon's ass.
>>20987434Same. Who the fuck wants to look at a dude the whole time?
>>20991353This so much this xister. That's why I started HRT and dressing up in woman clothes. Who would want to see a m*n when looking in the mirror?
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>>20987379it really doesn't tho. they were just ice cream bars with illustrations on them, not real human beings.
>Wanting to eat the cream out of a womanItwas at that moment your dad realized you were a cuck
