Book the matches of your own WrestleMania. Any wrestler, living or dead, from any era. Any match types you want. Lets hear and see what the perfect or coolest mania would be.
>>20989911>TLC Match for Tag Team ChampionshipsEdge, Christian, vs. Devon & Buba Ray vs Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy>Bra & Panties Match for the Woman's Championship Trish Stratus vs. Lita>Hell in a CellThe Undertaker vs. Sting >One FallStone Cold vs. Goldberg>One FallAndre The Giant vs The Bigshow>One FallThe Giant Gonzalez vs The Great Khali>One FallBrock Lesnar vs. Batista
>>20989947>Gonzalez v Khali Kino
This poor OP must be bored AFhe's resorted to posting non-partisan threads asking for old school /asp/ entertainmentNOT GONNA HAPPENyou drove everyone away so you could rule over a ghost town so take your fuckin medicine
>>20989911my fantasy wrestlemania is that wrestlemania never existed and all of the wwe fans fucked off and died
>>20989911>Wrestlemania 1992>Happens in the summer>Kevin Nash is signed sealed and delivered and takes on Akeem the African Dream in the Mainevent of a Detriot Alleyway No-Holds Barred Match.
>>20989947this would be even more boring than modern maniaswrestling is about contrasts, not booking 2 people against each other because they have something in commonwhy not andre vs goldberg? why does it have to be giant vs giant or bald goatee nigga vs bald goatee nigga?
Kenny Omega vs Roman ReignsOspreay vs GoldbergStan Hansen vs DanhausenDarby Allin vs Hulk HoganChris Benoit vs Starlight KidMisawa vs Triple HKobashi vs Shane McmahonInoki vs RicochetAndre the Giant vs Kemonito
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>>20989911Single night WrestleMania, with 5 hours duration.>Opening Montage (5 mins)>Commentators Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us, and introduce us to French commentators jean-pierre and jean-marie, Spanish commentators miguel carlos and pedro lopez, chinese commentators ching chong and ding dong, and other language commentators (2 mins) >Curtain Jerker: Fatal 5 Way Cruiserweight Title Match (10 mins)Rey Mysterio (2005) vs Ultimo Dragon (c) (1996-97) vs Billy Kidman (2000) vs Penta (2019) vs Daniel Bryan (2014)Nearly 10 minutes of fast paced actionNo time wasted on long entrancesBilly Kidman of 2000 had victories over Hogan, so he beats all the other midgets to win the Cruiserweight title.>Musical performance (3 mins)Limp Bizkit hypes up the crowd with Rollin>Tornado Tag Team Match (15 mins)Brothers of Destruction (Undertaker 2002 and Kane 2001) vs The Outsiders (1997)Undertaker and Kane make their entrances together as Fred Durst continues to sing RollinKane rides a Black Harley Davidson while Undertaker rides a Purple Harley DavidsonBOD dominate the match until nWo members Syxx and Bischoff interfereCrowd chants "Bitch Off, Bitch Off" and "Syxx Lyxx Dyxx, Syxx Lyxx Dyxx" Kane's other tag team pal Hurricane attacks Syxx while Paul Bearer ambushes BischoffUndertaker and Kane hit stereo tombstones on Nash and Hall to pin them simultaneously>Backstage segment: Hardcore Title shenanigans (5 mins)Hardcore Champion Crash Holly (2000) is trying to hide from other challengersHardcore Holly (1999) blindside attacks Crash Holly and pins him to win the title As Hardcore Holly is celebrating, he gets attacked by Mighty Molly Holly (2002) who pins himMolly runs away from the scene but crashes face first on to a door slammed by Funaki who pins herFunaki gets kicked between the legs by Taka Michinoku who turns heel on his own tag partner for the winTaka exits the scene and hides inside a ladies toilet...continued...
>>20993133Single night WrestleMania, with 5 hours duration continues...>Exhibition match: The Beast vs The Giant (15 mins) Brock Lesnar (2014) vs André the Giant (1977)A fantasy match up straight out of WWE All StarsAndré chokes Brock into a corner and sits hard on his chestBrock powers up and responds with 10 German suplexes André the Giant no-sells and hits 5 Butterfly suplexes and 3 Elbow DropsThe Beast incarnate fights back and lifts the Giant for an F5JR: "He beat The Rock with that move for his first championship!"Brock hits not one, but 3 F5s. André kicks out at 2.9André then hits a Tombstone out of desperation, followed by his version of PedigreeBrock kicks out at 2.9André is all gassed out, and falls over Brock in a half-assed Body SplashBrock kicks out at 3.1 and loses the match. >Musical performance (5 mins) Limp Bizkit performs "Take a Look Around" >Celebrity death match (15 mins)As Fred Durst continues singing, Tom Cruise (2000) makes his entrance using a zipline from a helicopterHis opponent: Matt Damon dressed as Jason Bourne (2007)If Tom Cruise wins, Ethan Hunt gets to kill Matt Damon's Jason Bourne in their crossover movie.And the reverse happens if Matt Damon winBen Affleck (2000) decides to interfere to save his gay buddy MattCruise uses the power of Scientology to overcome the odds but it's not enoughNicole Kidman (2001) shows up to help Cruise, but kicks his ballsJR: That jezzebelle just kicked her ex in his family jewelsCameron Diaz (2001) shows up to eliminate Kidman to help Cruise winAfter the match, Diaz and Cruise kiss, but the latter starts pukingDiaz: "I swallowed your cum! That means something!" King Lawler: Ahh! Vanilla Sky>Backstage segment: Hardcore Title shenanigans (5 mins)Hardcore Champion Taka (2000) is still hiding inside the ladies toiletTorrie and Stacy enter and start doing HLATaka busts a nut and gets bustedTorrie and Stacy pin him for the win and are co-champions...continued...
>>20993307>Single night WrestleMania, with 5 hours duration continues...>Fifteen Man Fatty Royal (20 mins)Yokozuna (1996) vs Big Show (1999) vs Rikishi (2000) vs Giant Haystacks (1978) vs Viscera (1999) vs Bastion Booger (1994) vs Earthquake (1994) vs Typhoon (1993) vs Brodus Clay (2013) vs A-Train (2003) vs Mark Henry (2011) vs Gorilla Monsoon (1976) vs Bam Bam Bigelow (1997) vs Big Van Vader (1994) vs Dusty Rhodes (1986) Before the match, the ring is reinforced to withstand all that extreme mass of humanityBig Show turns face and heel 10 times in 20 minsDusty loses his muffler after getting slammed by Mark HenryYokozuna wins by Banzai dropping on Haystacks>Backstage segment: Hardcore Title shenanigans (10 mins)Co-Champions Torrie (2003) and Stacy (2002) continue making out in their locker roomVince McMahon enters the room and they have a threesomeVince pins both of them as guest referee Shane McMahon counts to 3New Hardcore champion: Genetic Jackhammer Vincent Kennedy McMahonVince then retires the 24x7 stipulation for the night>Six Pack Intercontinental Championship match (20 mins) RVD (2001) vs Kofi Kingston (2009) vs Eddie Guerrero (2003) vs Chris Jericho (2001) vs The Miz (2010) vs Mystery OpponentMystery Opponent is revealed to be CHRIS BENOIT (2007) as "Whatever" blares through the stadium for a huge popBenoit makes everyone tap out one by one and wins the championship...continued...
>>20993418>Single night WrestleMania, with 5 hours duration continues...>Tag Team championship TLC match (35 mins) Hardyz (c) (2000) vs Dudleyz (2000) vs E&C (2000) vs New Age Outlaws (1998) vs Usos (2022) vs New Day (2019) vs Road Warriors (1990) vs Steiners (1993) vs Harlem Heat (1996)Road Warrior no-sell everyone and get shoot beaten up by everyone except New Day because those three are shoot faggots.Steiners win the championship because Scott had 141% chances of winning>Attendance announcement (2 mins)Stephanie McMahon announces the attendance for the event 69,420Crowd chants "slut" at her>Screwjob Grudge Match (25 mins)Hitman (1997) vs HBK (1997) with Triple Gaytch (1997) and Chyna (1997)Hitman beats the shit out of HBGay throughout the match. Gaytch interfers but is neutralized by British Bulldog (1997) and Owen Hart (1997)Jim the Anvil Neidhart (1997) takes care of ChynaAfter some back and forth, Bret wins by making Shawn tap out to the Sharpshooter>Squash Match (3 mins)Ultimate Warrior (1990) vs CM Punk (2011)Warrior no-sells everything.Hits 5 Shoulder Tackles and 1 Gorilla Press to pin Punk with a foot on his chest.Match gets over in 1 min. Warrior poses for 1 minute and leavesAfter the match AJ Lee announces she's leaving Punk. Larry pisses on Punk...continued...
>>20993549>Slim Jim presents: Wacky Wardrobe on a Pole match (10 mins)Macho Man (1989) vs Seth Faggot Rollins (2025) Macho Man beats Seth's transvestite ass>Gauntlet match for Number 1 contender spot (25 mins)Ric Flair (1992) vs AJ Styles (2017) vs LA Knight (2026) vs Dean Ambrose (2016) vs Bray Wyatt (2016) vs Mankind (1998) vs Randy Orton (2009) vs Cody Rhodes (2024) vs Sycho Sid (1997) vs Lex Luger (1994) LA Knight wins as he is the only one in this group who never tasted a world title>Triple Threat - Face of the Company match (30 mins)Hogan (1987) vs Cena (2007) vs Reigns (2023)Tribal Chief and SuperCena try their best but that doesn't work for Hogan, brotherA couple of big boots and leg drops later, Hogan stacks them and pins themHulkaMania running wild>Bra and Panties in an oil bowl match (10 mins)Stephanie Vaquer (2026) vs Alexa Bliss (2017) vs Becky Lynch (2018) vs Blake Monroe (2025) vs Roxanne (2026) vs Trish (2000) All of them start in white bra and panties, which oil makes transparentAudience wins>Musical performance (5 mins)Limp Bizkit performs "My Way">Main event - WWE Undisputed Championship (25 mins)Rock (2000) vs Austin (2002)As Fred Durst sings My Way, glass shatters. Austin makes his way to the ringBefore austin could raise fingers on the turnbuckles, If ya smelllllllllll......Rock makes his way with his manager.... DEBRAAustin has eyes wide open as if he has seen a ghostRock and Austin fight all over the stadium destroying everything in sightIn the climax, Debra reveals a big platter full of her homemade cookiesAustin gets PTSD looking at them and takes a swing at DebraThe platter falls hard on the floor and cookies are everywhereAustin turns around to get hit the Rock BottomA People's Elbow later, Rock wins by pinning austin in the middle of the ringDebra enters the ring, forces a cookie into an unconscious austin's mouthThen yells "if you smell what Debra was cookin!" Rock & Debra celebrate as the show ends
