ANOTHER SAMOAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
never ending coconut story
>>20990345AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Have no fear we've got Samoans for years!
>>20990345This one I've been rooting for since 2025
>>20990345How is Zilka on the acting black scale? Big Dog Roman is the least to Jacob the most
this dude was in prison for 6 years for aggravated robbery.This dude definitely got his ass fucked in jail
>>20990345This looks more like a Colon brother than a Samoan
>>20990345shoop da whoop
>>20990345you really have to wonder who is making these decisions and why. everyone backstage are wrestling guys who have worked everywhere from NWA, to WCW, to TNA etc. and not one guy is like "hmmm yeah these guys are kinda interchangeable we don't need another one on the roster." even when they fire some they bring in more and have the same issue. and before you say the rock or some shit 1. he ain't coming back and everyone knows it and 2. ain't no way dwayne knows who the fuck zilla fatu is
>>20990345Why didn't they just get him instead of Tonga Loa?
>>20990783prison rape isn't really that common in reality it's just guys feeling frisky. it's just a cope because they don't want to admit to doing gay shit
>>20990764He's at least equal to Jacob.
>>20990764He's a Jacob. N-word every paragraph, only speaks in AAVE.
>>20990345This guy was the worst wrestler in GCW, let that sink in
>>20990764He's gone to prison before even being 18yo so very high on the scale
>>20990345AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHILOVETACOBELLLLLLAHHHHHHH
>>20990345I'm genuinely fucking sick of these people. They is zero distinction between them
>>20990345All men who wear earrings do drugs
>>20990764>Big Dog Roman is the leastRoman has said NIGGA live on air, though it was a slip. Even then they're all wannabe blacks, so they're basically honorary mexicans which puts them on a 5 at the minimum on the black scale. >>20990463
>>20990360Kek! He looks just like that!
>>20991109jacob was probably pushing hard for zilla to come in since they're closer I believe and have similar criminal background
>>20991562It's not even Samoans. Nobody lumps Samoa Joe and Dakota Kai in with this slop. It's just one Samoan family whose gimmick is being indistinguishable mean mugging wannabe blacks.Roman and The Usos have been there for 15 years. They've dragged their bloodline story out for nearly 7. Solo and Jacob were ruined on arrival being dragged into the coconut community theater.
are the other coconuts still there?that tall guy and the tama brotherand the other one
>>20991806Talla and Tama are with Haku now
>>20991810Bloodline slop gonna be like when the nWo had about 50 members
>>20991806There will never not be coconuts.
This guy is legit terrible He's perfect for wwe
>>20990345It's kinda based that WWE is becoming the coconut containment zone. If you don't watch it you hardly have to see them.
very on brand for wwe to grab the shittiest of coconuts while dudes that can actually go like Toa Liona were there for the taking
>>20990345it would be sick if there were an all Samoan brand soon. Even the jobbers are Samoan. And instead of winning titles you are auditioning for the Bloodline.book it
Zilla Fatu kinda looks like Wheeler Yuta and Solo Sikoa did the fusion dance and then got some stupid face tattoos
>>20990345This guy will get fired at some point. He was always in drama on the indies and had a falling out with Booker T twice.
>>20993429'Coconut Teddy Hart' is the word on this guy