My gimmick is being a 36 yeas old kissless virgin whose only hobbies are watching wrestling, browsing 4chan, watching anime and playing videogames.
>>20991104>kissless>not hugless>not handholdlessi can't relate to this wrestler sorry
>>20991104That's my gimmick except I'm 38.
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>>20991104basically a younger Kenny Omega
>>20991104we will book you in a feud with our heel Step Dad but it won't pay much and you're going to have to put him over
>>20991104Just hire a sex worker like Cora Jade.
That's me bros. How do we get out of this angle, I tried changing gimmicks by going to the gym and being more outgoing but the interest women like are annoying too. They like shows like love island, music like Taylor swift and BTS. I feel like a heel for not caring maybe I'm destined to stay in this territory and end up a gypsy joe.
>>20991126stop stealing my gimmick>>20991171how about my heel shoot dad bringing a shoot child molesting homeless bum into our house because he cooks and does chores?
>>20991187Pay for sex that's all you can do or be rich. Either way you meed money.
I only watch joshis btw
>>20991187There is nothing for this era of men.We are here to just get high and fap as relics of an old world. We exist as nothing more than antique, useful now only to be fed into the war blender now dominated by various automated technologies.
>>20991194I do and did I don't like it. It feels sleazy doing it in rooms with no decorations and being rushed with no communication or spot calling only being forced to go home.>>20991221I am working on stopping the fapping and getting high. It contributes to being stuck in the indies territory of bad mental health and bender loops but it's so fun I can see why Jake the snake and others were stuck for so long.I too hate automation and technology tsking away from workers who tell stories.
>>20991190we will start with a backstage segment where Step Dad comes in to ask why you didn't go to work but catches you masturbating. Refs and Mom run in the pull apart brawl, we put you vs Step Dad in Loser Leaves Home dog collar match at the PPV where you get some color and put Step Dad over. 200$ and we will let you sleep in the locker room but after the match you need to leave
>>20991112Kissless 31yo virgin here who had 2 different girls hug him back in middle school (one because I found her lost cat, the other because I helped her with studying for an exam that she struggled with and she passed it)You got me feeling like a king in this thread, kek
>>20991194>or be richThe recent EDP documentary proves this in itself doesn't workDude had 6 figures and nice cars at his peak, and still got zero action with women
I'm a re-virgin. I've done it all but that was over 20 years ago now. I forget what it felt like and I don't think I'll experience it again...
>>20991288you have to be at least decent looking. and not a nigger, women don't prefer that despite /pw/ shitposting.
>>20991288You do realize you're the only motherfucker to see this movie and the rest of us have no interest right? Good job outing yourself as a virgin you dumb faggot Trevor lmaooo.
>>20991288but he's an obese degenerate subhuman
>>20991104Is that it? Not into any other shit? I'm an autistic shut-in (28) without many hobbies but I'm a big guitar guy as my main thing.Don't even put together model Gundams or anything like that?
>>20991288He did actually. sadly the chick had a brillo pad pussy
Bros I'm autistic and watch Joshi and still get plenty of pussy. Just put yourself out there and get on every dating site and put some effort into it. It's not hard.
>>20991104My gimmick is an alcoholic depressed loser who really wants to start a family but will probably end up shooting myself once my parents die
>>20991104This but I'm 40 and a kissless handholdless hugless virgin.
>>20991515Some of us autists are virgins by choiceI grew up in a small town and hung around with the weird emo girls in numerous situations where I was given the option and I just really did not want to deal with that headache
>>20991187>help, other people like different things!why does /pw/ have such an autistic problem with thisintroduce what you like to her, as long as love island isn't her whole personality it'll be fine, she won't like everything of yours but finding middle ground can be excellent, like if you're finding gym girls maybe they'd be interested in wrestling from the physiques and athleticism standpointsharing is fun, kids!
>>20991104Fuck off retard
>>20991473>Good job outing yourself as a virginanon, just posting on this very board outs like 80% of us as virgins
>>20991644>in numerous situations where I was given the optionI think this makes the difference between a regular old harmless "virgin" (or at least a guy who fucked once or twice but gets no action otherwise), and the stereotypical angry incel who hates women for never once giving him the chance to fuckI had the same opportunities to fuck, two to be specific (one when I was around 14, and the other in my early 20s). Those girls sent clear, direct signals that they wanted me to fuck, nothing that was 'just in my head'. But I fumbled due to autism/disinterest at the time (the girl from when I was 14 was slightly younger than me, the woman from my 20s wasn't really my type face-wise but her body was okay-looking)That might be why I'm not a seething woman hater like some incels because I'm well aware that women/girls did give me a chance to fuck in the past, and I chose not to. That's on me, not them
>>20991104I’ve had girlfriends, sex, etc. Relationships always made me miserable but I’m glad I got to experience them. My family must think it’s weird but I’m perfectly content and happy being alone.
>>20992728Same here. Women today are not worth it like it was 10 or so years ago. I do kinda miss being early 20s and drowning in goth pussy. Now I'm almostb30 and a few of my friends who have "settled down" seem absolutely fucking miserable
>the losers that spam terrible memes and console war garbage fighting all day are all old incelswow WOW shock of the decade
