could Jonah unironically take CM Punk in a fight?
>>20992667unironically yes
>>20992667I’ve known a couple fat guys that start acting like this when they lose weight and get into a fighting hobby. They have a big chip on their shoulder
Nah he’d be rattled on the microphone before the fight and fall apart quickly
>>20992667I’m sure he meant Jew-jitsu which is when you beat the fucking shit out of him he sues
>>20992667Most of the dudes who talk like this publicly about fighting but aren't professional fighters with years of documented training and an official W/L record, are the biggest weak pussies when it comes to fightingHaving said that, I think he could take Phil
>>20992667Phil is a blue belt at an ACTUAL mma gym that normal mma guys go to so it's a shoot intermediate ranking he has. Plus he also blasts roids and lifts. Jonah goes to mark contract bjj classes that grift celebrities that go easy on them and he still only has a white belt.Ya hate to admit that Chez would ever win a fight but he could kill Jonah if he wanted to.
>>20992667Yes 100%
>>20992685This, he sounds like your classic try hard bitch
>>20992681Jonah is 5'7. The Young Bucks would heem him never mind Phil.
>>20992688Punk's only real chance. Punk might have like 6 inches on Feldstein, but he's five years older, and five years is like eight or nine in Punk years. honest to god thought Punk was in his fifties until i checked just now.Jonah's been training for about eight years, although we don't really know what that entails. Is he going to a feel-good McDojo for nepobaby celebs or is he really sweating it out? He still clearly has the physical edge over Punk though.But Punk would 100% Ornella him on the mic and Feldstein will call off the fight.
>>20992685If you want a laugh, pirate Jonah Hill's movie he made to basically glaze his therapist.Turns out your brother dying and being a fat kid all your life can really lead you to being a dickhead.
>>20992729>Is he going to a feel-good McDojo for nepobaby celebs or is he really sweating it out?You tell me
A small child would have a good chance vs Phil
>>20992667A slightly queasy corgi could take that fag punk in a fight
>>20992698Blue belt is not intermediate
>>20992750Looks like his older cousin is play fighting with him
>>20992750Changed my mind after seeing this. Chez would win
I hope more fighters start calling out Jonah
>>20992750wtf is that jonah
>>20992750still has a chance against Punk
>>20992685Fat guys that lose weight with a fighting hobby either become omega compensating cunts, or they keep their jovial fat guy gene and become the best person you will ever meet face to face, no in between
>>20992721>Le 5'7So is Pac and he would kill all of you
>>20992667>jew-jitsu
>>20992816kek sup Nevilleyou overcompensating manlets think that no one taller than you ever works out either. a 6 foot tall gymgoer would break his back.
>>20992750Man I came straight into this thread to talk shit about Phil and say he'd loseBut I can't do it in good conscience after seeing this bullshit. Phil would win
>>20992688needs some subs in his pockets too
>>20992750He looks as shitty doing this as I do. Good god.
>>20992827I dunno man I've seen punk's shit roundhouse kick
Every white belt gets delusion like this before being promoted.
>>20992750Kek he's more of a fake tough guy than pro wrestlers are. Danielson, Gunther, ZSJ, Regal, Benoit, so many worked submission artists would have zero difficulty forcing them upon Jonah in a shoot.
>>20992750He only recently got his blue belt after eight years. Most people get it within two. I imagine he ramped up the self-pity and guilted his instructor in to giving it to him.
>>20992939kek>Oh the blue belt classes? Those are super secret Jonah, super exclusive. I need another milly to teach you those hidden techniques and give you your belt.
>>20992853Punk's vastly has the mental edge + he's roided now. He could shatter Hill with a TikTok.
>>20992688This, the people who ribbed him in this pic were just bantering and it fucked him up. Chez is a bpd bitch and would just sit there and concoct the nastiest, most hurtful thing he possibly could in his mind to say to Jonah (and then he'd sucker punch him kek)
>>20992750I would simply not sell for him and I would win.
>>20992750This is why based Sakuraba was able to expose this gay "sport" with the power of pro wrestling, the nigga is literally selling for him lmfao
>>20992667This is the third person I've seen call out this fat retard now in the last couple of weeks and I'm all for it. You just know Jonah's even mroe anxious in public now. Gonna have to reinvent himself again! Has he done a skiing phase yet or is the snow too cold?
>>20992783>>20993059surprised a pro wrestler hasn't tried to get some mainstream publicity this way yet
what the fuck
>>20992667Yeah
He's probably the only "fighter" Phil could destroy, unironically.
>>20992667pretty good chance though it would be a weak ass fight. After a bit more training I could see Jonah being about on the same level though. Keep in mind for as shit as his performance was Punk did do fight camps and had really high tier pro coaches.
>>20993071>Chicken shit heel starts calling out real fighters but never actually fights themWe could never have this in the dimeless selfmark state of the business of 20XX.
>>20992667Kek I would beat this 40yr old heeb into matzo soup with a 1,2Retards think being able to do something in a gym on a mat when you’re assuming positions counts for something, lets see what happens to rich fatass when he gets punched in the face and the adrenaline is rushing, him vs CM Phil would be entertaining I think I would wager on Jonah Hill
retards really think practicing a highly regulated combat sport gives them super powers
>>20992667
My 70 year old mom could take Punk in a shoot fight if she is allowed to use a wooden spoon.
>>20992750>Wigga has a white belt
>>20992667I would heel hook this fat fuck until he died
>>20992750
>>20992667This is what happens when funny fat dudes get skinny. They stop being funny. There is nothing funny about him. He was super fat in Grandma's Boy, that was when he was most funny.
