>>20998270What was she thinking
>>20998260The thumbnail made me think this.was Chris Hero
>>20998260Kek which AEW PPV was this from?
>>20999334It's clearly a Full Sail show
>>20998260
>>20998260Thumbnail made me think it was some fat trailer trash woman at first hahahahahha
>>20998261Never noticed that Saitama was there before.
>>20998266As if Lyra needed to be any uglier
>>20998274iight
>>20998274I'm as much a CTEKino enjoyer as the next psycho, but Jesus Christ PCO
>>20998274wrestling today is just an embarrassment
>>20998260Dusty no!
>>20998261Whatever happened to this guy
>>20998274Wtf was even the plan
>>20998274based jean pierre lafitte killing that ayy with a splash
>>20998261This one always horrifies me. He doesn't look that fat or weak legged, he doesn't jump from much height, he doesn't jump or land with much force, he doesn't land in a weird way or anything. Yet somehow both legs just snap entirely?Are my legs just going to explode skipping a step on staircase one day?
>>20999833Right? It was SO much better when shitters did the same match every time they stepped in the ring then bragged about going 60 minutes even though 45 minutes of it was stalling and running away from their opponent.
>>20998266I know that shit hurted
>>20998274This is a spot right? There is no fucking way
>>20999334Lmfao! Could be anyone of them!
>>20998260Is that Fat Fuck Barrel Boy?
>>21000591actually, it was. the best part of wrestling for me was the promos and feud leading up to a big match. nowadays everybody does the same flippy shit... or suicide dive... yawn. it always looks so staged
>>20999333More like Chris Farley lol
>>21000474The guy gotta have a histroy of some leg injuries because both legs just snapping like that out of the blue has to be some lottery winning odds.
>>20998274He’s the one that complained about TNA not booking him awhile back? I can see why
>>21000762but he died of speedballs
>>20998277These are the guys who block you when you make fun of them on social media for even posting themselves getting fucked over lol
>>20999126This one hurts to look at
>>21000825Oh that's just a common rumor. Many people actually said his career was dead after tagging with Speedball Bailey though.
>>21000697It was PCO "malfunctioning" since he's a big frankenstein fuck or whatever the gimmick isEveryone else replying is retarded
>>21001129Gimmick or not TNA were right to stop booking him
>>21000474He locked his knees when he hit the ground and was very fat.
>>20998270More a botch on the other one who was supposed to hold her leg
>>20999619NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I GOTTA GET MY SHIT IN!
>>20998277>>20999731>>21000986Just get 1 fire extinguisher. That's all you need. Or is that going to cut into the room temp soda budget?
>>21001206This shit really freaks me out cause i don't even consciously think of what i'm doing or how i'm landing when doing stuff like hopping off an elevated surface.
>>21000983>give that man the ten thousand dollars
>>20998260>>21000421>>20998270>>20998274>>20998277>>21000979>>21000983
what drives someone to do this to themselves for a hotdog and a handshake?
>>21001284Anon, a fire extinguisher is more expensive than paying all those shitter's salaries.
>>21001284If I were an indie wrestler, some of the first things I'd try to buy would be a fire extinguisher and a fire blanket or two. At least a heavy moving blanket. Of course the fact that some of us think to do things like that is probably why we're not indie wrestlers
>>21001471i mean i wouldnt go this far but hotdogs do be appealing
>>21002624How is able for a functional human being to be so sloppy? Hell, he botches on his entrances even.
>>21000962KWAB
>>21001471LOVE OF THE GAME BRO>>20999731For me, it’s the part where the ref lights the guy on fire. I mean…why? How do you explain that with any sort of kayfabe?
>>21003050>the ref lights the guy on fireFunny that no one mentioned this.
>>20999333it's mean mitch page aka fat fuck barrel boy
>>21000962literally me if I tried to wrestle
>>21002994wtf i have no memory of zack ryder ever busting out a 450 in his entire career
anyone got the webms?
>>21000958based super back rake
>>21003720TBF that wasn't a botch at all.
>>21003751is that racism?
>>20998260He still hit the flying headbutt
>>21002695Wasn't LA's fault here. Finn slipped on the exact same corner that night. Even Logan said that it was crazy slippery.
>>21003826Ok, I can buy that. But what about the other botches? Might be a WWE thing, I don't know.>INB4 go back aew tranny or smth
>>21003886I would shit myself in embarrassment if I did a moonsault that badly
>>21002998This guy not only recovered and kept wrestling after this, he also kicked out of the count when his opponent and the ref rushed to end it.Massive balls
>>21001284It was either the extinguisher or the Hot Dogs, and they needed the latter as payment for the wrestlers.
>It's either Joey Janetty or Fat Kingston shitting the bed>>21003913Also, not a botch. Just horribly executed by one of the YBs going first.
>>21003753You mean this one?
>>21003050>How do you explain that with any sort of kayfabe?Bill Alfonzo
>>21004075Whats his name?
>>20998260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHGPW1g7r28
>>20998274I think he “malfunctioned”. Like his character was literally like a Frankenstein and he would sometimes glitch out or some shit. Or at least I remember them explaining it that way.
>>21005333Hindsight is 20/20, however it is somewhat surprising Randy and his opponents don't botch more of these "RKO out of nowhere" things. I'm sure there's more (and I'd like to see them), but this is one of the only examples I've seen.
>>21009087All Orton has to do is fall down with his hands someone where near the other guy's head, so it's a straightforward thing to master. I'm not the biggest fan of cutters anyway, and the biggest reason being they seem to get a pass no matter how worked the cutter spot appears. Shit, even in Orton's moveset, the DDT using the ropes looks way more devastating.
>>21000759>the best part of wrestling for me was the promos and feud leading up to a big match.LOL you're a woman
>>21009078>Like his character was literally like a Frankenstein and he would sometimes glitch out or some shit. Frankenstein was the name of the creator you ignoramus
>>21009621>um akchullyFuck off. You know what he meant.
>>20998277>>21001284You can see them bring one out at the end of the vid to prevent the ring from catching fire.The equipment is worth more to them than the shitters that wrestle in it.
Kingston is so bad
>>21005520Don't remember, this botch is on YouTube look for it and check the comments.
>>21009639>I don't like people being accurate, it triggers my insecuritiesRead a book
>>21009621Yes but Americans are so fucking dumb that they have been associating the name of the scientist with that of the monster he created for like decades and decades at this point.
>>21009362Yikes
>>21009561yeah, nothing says im a straight male more than wanting to see two men in trunks rolling around getting sweaty doing fake wrestling for 30 or 40 minutes
Bump
>>21004287That's Edge bro.
Literally the only wrestling video I have.
>>21002994I'm having a genuine smoothbrain moment but how is this a botch?
>>21014007I could be wrong, but it looks like he failed to get his hands up, so he basically landed face first on the mat.
>>21014028Thanks, anon.
>>21013327
>>21009362This was extra stupid because they created a botch by not just running with it. Just have the bald guy run in, hit him, and run out. I feel like all wrestlers need to be given instruction in improvising and thinking on the fly.
>>21005333Crazy how Randy went from throwing a tantrum and screaming STUPID STUPID STUPID at his opponents when they fuck up to openly laughing directly at the camera whenever a bitch happens because he simply doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>21011951LMAO he never recovered from this.
>>21015282That's just dealing with Jericho. There's an interview with Big Show where he mentions how particular Jericho is about his matches. To paraphrase, early in his career Show didn't know much about planning matches, and got along with Jericho because he would just tell Show everything Show needed to do. Seems 30 years later, Jericho has a rep for needing things to be his way.
>>20998260This stuff just shows you that wrestling is indeed quite low IQ entertainment, it's like Jackass but for even more retarded inbred people
>>21013327>https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3kvVMn28Ogg
>>21006576Weird they released Black but not Priest given they're both fucking awful
>>21003886Good thing Cody moved, would have smashed his nose if not
>>21015449Jackass at least was enjoyable.
>>20998260Great thread
>>21015137Cute girl
>>21017972Thanks, she's Sarina Valentina if you want to search her.
>>21007645Classic.
