>>21003609
The tag match outside of old black man should be good
Women's match should be good
Baron vs black jobber will be shit since black jobber is shit

>>21003609
only 6k tickets sold out of 17k seats for tonight's show kek

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>>21003609
I WANT MY WIFE AND QUEEN JACY TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21003616
>Women's match should be good
>Jacy
>Tiffany
Kek no

>>21003609
>WWE Women's United States Title Match: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Jacy Jayne (w/Fallon Henley & Lainey Reid)
This Is The Match

>>21003609
Is OP image real? If so it's 100% the most dimeless card in SD history

>>21003656
Anon of low faith

>>21003656
Tiffany is good
She can even get a watchable match out of Jade 'I am not a man' Cargill

If there's only one womeme match then this will be a good show

Jacy is winning the belt and Tiffany is turning heel. The plot has been completely lost.

>>21003681
Anon who has seen every other Jacy Jayne or Tiffany Stratton match from the last 5 years
>>21003682
She can be decent at times. Overall though I just don't enjoy her. There's something insincere about her that takes me out of everything she does including her matches

>>21003609
>WWE Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match: Damian Priest & R-Truth (c) vs. The War Raiders (Erik & Ivar) vs. The MFTs (Talla Tonga & Tama Tonga) (w/Haku)
6 guys and they're all dimeless. WWE have no eye for talent whatsoever

>>21003770
the fact she went from steroid abuse muscle addict to bimbo?

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It would be hilarious if Tatum made her in-ring debut on Smackdown before Blake. What the hell are they waiting for with her?

>>21003776
R-truth is obviously dimes but bald R-truth is less dimes than haired R-truth. Ivar could work if you got rid of the viking shit and Erik who is dimeless and paired him with someone like Otis. Tama Tonga has his moments but they paired him with Solo and 3 dimeless samoans for so long that he just blended in.

>>21003717
this is ideally what should be happening. jacy needs a belt and heel tiffany could save smackdown.

>>21003820
Throwing everything at the wall

will rody chodes finally get his hands on oandy rorton?

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chelsea is set to open the show

>>21003897
hahahah

>>21003829
Nta and I don't know if I necessarily buy that but that would actually feel like the worst case scenario
Fatal Influence has been a disaster so far with how many injuries they caused and how everything they do has had no effect at all. They won the tag titles and no one cared. They won at Summerslam and no one cared. I don't see how slapping another title on them is going to help right now. If anything it will only devalue it
As for Tiffany if she gets screwed over by Fatal Influence's numbers and she loses the belt then that would actually be the first sympathetic thing that's happened to her across this entire babyface run. God forbid she not be placed on top with a belt all of the time. Turning her heel now while fans are actually starting to like her feels like a misstep to me. They'll cheer Chelsea over her sure but then what? Tiffany will just be running back all of the other heel programs she already did that weren't even good the first time around

I would post the rundown but don't want to post spoilers
I will say that the end is promo slop

>>21003829
It's going to be a good night for you then.
>>21003917
She isn't vacating the belt. She's alright enough to continue wrestling. She'll have to wear a face mask but she isn't missing any time.

>>21003627
Jewish queen for the win on the sabbath.

Does Nakamura’s partner debut tonight or are we getting six months of vignettes?

>>21004268
i think last week he said he was bringing his nigga out "next week" so it should be tonight
the question is if it's evil or hiromu

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>>21003609
>making a gamethread an entire day and a half early just to boost the count

it would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic...

>>21003619
It's at 8k now nigger.

>>21004344
This thread was made like under two and a half hours ago. The fuck are you gagging about? Would you rather right until the show starts?

>>21004344
Anon, what day do you think it is? The show is on in less than 2 hours

>>21004095
Tiffany's peak as a face was 1.5 years ago. The Crowd doesn't react to her as strongly as they did a year ago. It's time to turn her heel.
If she loses the path is quite obvious, she will blame Chelsea and turn on her. The question mark is that Chelsea probably can't take bumps for a few weeks, so idk if they turn her heel this or next week, provided Tiffany loses.

>>21004307
I still think it’s Evil because he’s vanished from NXT and he had two world title matches and lost so I don’t know what else he’s got to do.

>>21004344
Nigger

>>21003609
Can they put all their shows on one fucking place? I’m not going to pay for two separate fucking streaming services to keep up with this slop

>>21004414
Netflix?

>>21004356
Afraid the meds are finally taking his mind and will soon become more schizo

>>21004414
You can easily watch the major wrestling shows for free nigger

>>21003609
No stars?

>>21004360
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? I'M LATE FOR WORK

How many threads will the incel make tonight? Tune in to find out!

Why does every smackdown have the same matches? Don't they have thr best wrestlers in the world on their roster? Why?

>>21004346
grim

Does fatass have a chance of taking the title off cm chud next week?

Smackchads it’s our night!

>>21003820
Maxxine’s sweet ass will be on my television screen tonight

>>21004535
HHH can't book

>>21004623
i think that's a dark match actually

not looking forward to the babytalking simps tonight

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smackdown superstar blake monroe blind ranks the women's roster

bloke

>>21004639
Nobody's looking forward to sharing a thread with you, what the fuck do you ever have to say except moaning all night you stupid cunt
Fucking get laid you fat sack of shit

>>21004639
kek you triggered them with ease

>>21004639
kek the simp is raging

>hahaha I'm a samefagging retard xDDDD
Boy I wonder why this dogshit board is fucking dead

I do wonder from where all the unironic simps came from, did they stumble unto/pw/ one day saw a few threads of retards praising women wrestlers and decided 4chan was the perfect place for a simp colony?

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Pasta with turkey sausage and gut soda.

>>21004694
looks good anon

pew pew pew

>>21003820
chatgpt cooking

>>21003897
Oh no, she's relinquishing.

>>21004639
Are you that fag who thinks shortening someone's name is baby talk

They never once called it the "interim" championship last week. Though we will see what happens with her injury.

>>21004725
He's the obese sack of shit who does nothing but whining and spamming the gamethreads since he posted his rotting hand and got flamed for being functionally braindead

>>21004684
rejects from reddit maybe

>>21004722
Not necessarily. That she is even going to be at the show is a sign that the injury isn't too severe.

>>21003897
>>21004722
Yeah, not a great sign.

Hard to believe they’d make her straight up vacate it, though. Fans understand that people get shoot injured, but still, it’s a tough look to have both your champion AND then your interim champion vacate their titles.

Hopefully they can find a way for her to wrestle in the mask. I suppose they could just have her lose it to Jade in a squash match if she really needs time off.

Then again, Jade’s finisher involves slamming you directly on your face, lol.

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>>21004694
Got my sandwiches ready

>>21003609
tongans pinning truth for the title

>>21004722
>>21004767
sheets were saying that she is not planned to vacate it currently

>>21004729
They did on the bumper as she walked in I thought.

>>21003815
I think they should debut together in a match

>>21004624
Fact.

Grim card tonight. I'm watching to see if hhh makes Chelsea drop the belt, but Marilyn Manson can keep hers. KWAB

>>21003815
>>21004809
Oh shid https://files.catbox.moe/xq748t.mp4

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>>21003616
>Women's match should be good

>>21004882
>he doesn't want to see two bimbos get violent
you gay?

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>>21003609
Buddy's backstage

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>>21004095
>Nta and I don't know if I necessarily buy that but that would actually feel like the worst case scenario
>Fatal Influence has been a disaster so far with how many injuries they caused and how everything they do has had no effect at all. They won the tag titles and no one cared. They won at Summerslam and no one cared. I don't see how slapping another title on them is going to help right now. If anything it will only devalue it
>As for Tiffany if she gets screwed over by Fatal Influence's numbers and she loses the belt then that would actually be the first sympathetic thing that's happened to her across this entire babyface run. God forbid she not be placed on top with a belt all of the time. Turning her heel now while fans are actually starting to like her feels like a misstep to me. They'll cheer Chelsea over her sure but then what? Tiffany will just be running back all of the other heel programs she already did that weren't even good the first time around

>>21004655
LMAO you seem upset
>>21004639
That part.

Watching Smackdown for the first time in 2 months. Looks like an ok card.

>>21004891
>>21004882
>>21004893
kek

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CLAUDIA MARIE JUST SHOUTED OUT DANHAUSEN!

>>21004440
Yeah I can use a vpn but then I can’t use the game threads, which is the only thing that makes the show bareable

>>21004911
Mobile post bro thats what I do

>>21004911
us a VPN in a VM

>>21004414
If you're an American, get a VPN and choose Canada or the UK. Their versions of Netflix have everything barring Saturday Night's Main Event.

THEN
NOW
TOGETHER
FOREVER

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IYO SKY JUST BROKE UP WITH NARAUKU

Let's Goooooo!
AEW LOST!

>>21004920
Hate that stupid intro

Is JB there?

>>21004911
some VPNs have a thing called split tunneling, which lets you use the VPN in one program but not another. nord does this, i think proton does. you can set split tunneling up to only apply the VPN to only firefox/chrome and then post from the other browser.

>stone cold shirt and zebra zubaz
based fatass

>still fur belt
It can't be that hard to change. Trick def getting it back soon.

Ayyyy I'm from baaawston. Fuck da yankees

nick aldis big poo

>>21004926
James Brown

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Sexooooooo

INTRIM INTRIM WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP

oh no why nick there for chelsea intro??

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>I'M A HOT MESS

they couldn't replace chelsea's graphic with a new one? they just shooped the belt over her old render? lmao

I can't believe Zack did that...

NO

PLEASE

NO

That daggum belt is cursed.

we're about to get faked out
chelsea is not vacating, i feel it

Just wear a facemask and become dashing chelsea green

>>21004946
Don't they do that with all of them?

KWAB

>>21004950
the women's world champion is destined to have a trash reign
the women's WWE champion is destined to get the crap kicked out of them

>whatever it takes
Ok now we're talking

Career ending injury.

Chelsea Liberal Green! yaaay :3

She isnt giving up the belt u fookin marks

>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

Chelsea is about to suck some Aldis dick

>They can't even fill half the venue up In fucking Boston
Grimmy

They're calling it the "No" movement

>>21004962
mattbros?

>>21004952
>punished Chelsea
>a wrestler denied her belt

Aldis is being a dick, chelsea must be shoot seething

did they mute the crowd there, did anyone hear that change in volume, wtf was that

QB1 mention

Hayes reigns supreme.

>you deserve get injured
KWAB
crowd is hella brutal

Chelsea gonna lay Nick out with a belt to the head

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where's the lie

Imagine how bad a girl about would be

FUCK HIM UP, CHELSEA

>QB1
Fuck Cody for making that a thing

tweener chelsea brother

Holy shit go back to being a meme comedy wrestler this is a shit promo.

Liberal bitch deserves all the bad luck.

based foid promo

bros my eyes are watering

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She ate

I'm getting worked bros, is this a shoot or a work

>guilt tripping aldis
Chelsea is cooking

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it's a "chelsea green gets serious" episode

this promo sounds without energy

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Of course they manufactured some promo for chelsea instead of letting her do what she did best to get over

Not a good promo, seems forced

Nobody cares about your eye, bitch. Show us your ass, tits and pussey!

>she's a better actor than the men

kek

>opening with womeme shit
ya lost me

>>21004989
Shoot work

Chelsea is the MVP

>"until someone takes it off of me, this is mine"
>takes it off of her herself
>gives it to aldis herself
FOID LOGIC??

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Chelsea is the best woman on the stick in the fed.

BASED NICK ALDIS
FUCK YOU PEARCE

Dear lord stop.

KINO promo

>i shead a tear
I got fucking worked

Pranth here. Wren is better.

CHELSEA RUN

GUNTHER HAS TRANSITIONED AND WILL BE CHALLENGING FOR THAT TITLE

Hell yeah

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I got worked and I'm so happy about it

based chel chel getting her toes sucked by zack and making the chips seethe

>cross dressing Gunther
I'M IN

GOONETTE IS GONNA BEAT UP CHELSEA

GOONTAH

Based segment

Gunther vs Chelsea?

CHELSEA FINNA BOUTTA GET GOONED

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>Gunther vs. Chelsea

Here comes nia snacks

CHELSEA AND GUNTHER FEUD INCOMING YESSSS

Holy shit GUNTHER is gonna be women's champ

If Gunther takes her out, segment saved.

so many trannies itt gassing up a womeme segment

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>And newwwwwwwww women's champion!

>>21005002
>Chelsea is the best woman on the stick in the fed.
Amen brotha

Gunther please kill them both

>Chelsea vs Gunther
Based

>>21005013
he will now be known as CUNTHER

MY NAME IS GRETA, AND I WILL BE COMPETING IN THE WOMEN'S DIVISION

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>no top level heels for chelsea to feud with on smackdown
>give her gunther

BASED GUNTHER INTEREUPTING WOMEME BULLSHIT

>powerbombs the shit out of Chels
THATS MY GOAT

haha Gunter vs chelsea!! I did the Reddit joke guys haha!

>bump into a door frame
kek gooner

Based goonther shooting on chelsea

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Cardona is about to cucked by Gooner

WALTER is the best wrestler in the world

Shut up foid!

gunther actually gave chelshit the black eye

BASED COMEDIAN GOONER

>dommy mommy chelsea
i did not expect this

TRIPLE NOSE
THE STRAP
NOW

kek Gunther really is about to kick Zack's ass in front of his girlfriend

Chelsea Green vs. Gunther in an SPH Match

saaaaar chelsea veeedy preeti

a woman wrote this segment

Slur? Lmfao

Matty
Haha
Matty Ice

I CAN CALL YOUR GIRL A NIGGER

ZACK’S FINNA GET R AND G’D

DO IT

not even Chelsea can get mid cardona over

GOONERS GONNA CALL HER THE N WORD

cardonabros....

>slur
BRUH

GUNTA'S GONNA RAPE CHELSEA!!

>stares into the camera like he's in The Office
Based Gooner

Chelsea vs Gunther retirement match kino

>Every slur in the world
Save it for January Gunther, we need more than two hours for that.

>retires Cena
>ends up feuding with chudley green's boyfriend

BAW GAWD

Cuck ryder at it again

Gooner is too based

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>all the way from catering to the rescue!
That is such a Hunter line lol

Matt looks so embarrassing kek

Remind me why people hate Chelsea Green? She killed this shit.

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VERY HBK-esque segment
which is why it was good

LMAO buddy lost the cuck contest

Please Gunther kill this fucking jobber.

>Called her a bitch

GUNTHER’S HERE TO SAY THE WORD

Pic of Gunts looking into the camera

>Austrian slinging slurs
Triple k...

>Evey slur in the world
LMAO GUNTA IS BASED!!
Basement ain't gonna like that one thoughbeit

>>21005015
you like a woke bitch lol. She is pro pedophile btw.

Gunther is going to say the word

>Gooner is putting Cardona over and it’s working
top kek

>>21005089
diva stans hate her because she's a closet republican (she has heat with a black woman)
smarks hate her because she's not really a workrate girly (though she can go, if they let her)

Crazy that people still try to insist that WWE is bad right now

>after retiring cena, styles, goldberg
>gunther is feuding with cardona
grim GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>From catering all the way to the rescue.

based gunther squash kino tonight

If this turns into a who gets to bang Chelsea match I'm gonna coom in my pants

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Matt Cardona just ruined that based promo exchange

Fucking faggot cuck

RAM has nothing on this shit. Smackchads win again.

>>21005098
>pro pedophile btw.
Can she be any more based?

Gunther was going to call her a nigger.

10/10 start to smackdown

>>21005103
He is feuding with fucking Nick Aldis, cardona is just collateral damage.

>>21005098
She's a Trump supporter?

Very Reddit start to SmackDown

>>21005098
>giving an absolute fuck about a celebrity's political leanings
kill yourself like yesterday

Why don't people like Cardona, wasn't he an indie darling or some shit

and people wonder why wrestling is dying

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smackcels that segment was fucking kino
ARE WE BACK????
RAWGODS ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOP LAUGHING AT US SOON!!!!!!

>>21005103
Long term storytelling, he can retire Cardona in 6 years.

>>21005108
Honestly should have just been Chelsea laying Gunther out with the belt

>>21005112
We eating good tonight SmackChads

I just found out Claire from Bon Appetit started her own YouTube channel where she continued her content after leaving BA

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>uses the pass for evil

>>21005098
9 out of every 10 foids leans left for the right to kill babies alone, who cares

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Yaaaay I love chelsea very good segment saars

>>21005126
>>21005121
>>21005112
Shut the fuck up SmackDownies

RAW clears

>>21005121
? Smackdown chads have been winning for weeks.

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>>21005112
This feels like the first time in a long time that a man and a woman had an actual clash with each other that wasn't tied to faction bullshit. Kinda hope they do more of it.

>>21005102
It is bad. I like Chelsea but if her segment is one of the few shining lights of the show then idk what's a more damning indictment than that.

why is matt wearing jeans

>wrestling in jeans and tennis shoes
KEK

smackdownies lose because their show is foidslop central

>>21005128
That's my boy El Grande Americano

>>21005123
in 6 minutes hopefully

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>>21005131
Eat a sack of baby dick's

If this isnt a total squash they have absolutely failed and fumbled Gunther

>>21005118
I say the same thing every Wednesday and Saturday

>Wrestling in their street clothes
So this is technically a Street Fight

did they ring the bell or is this just a match-style brawl

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Both Cardona and Gunther are using their 4th attire on No Mercy

Chelsea delivered that promo very well, even if it was clearly written by a woman

>Wrestling in jeans and shoes
KINO INCOMING

gooner wrestling in jeans is weird

>Chelsea smiling when Cardona got chopped

>>21005151
There's a ref out there, what do you think?

Gooner wears whitey tighties

>>21005145
The “defending his wife’s honor” angle will cause it to last a little longer

>>21005138
If they were based they would've made this a street fight

>>21005104
that was such a great line kek

give him some toys to power up

>>21005102
>Crazy that people still try to insist that WWE is bad right now
Let's not get way ahead of ourselves right now.
Let's just enjoy this CHELSEA/WALTER kino while we still can.

The fact these dudes did the match in jeans is kino.

Calvin klein stealth ad

>>21005143
>>21005153
Indians spotted

So is this the roundabout way of getting Jinny out of retirement for a mixed tag at some point?

>>21005147
>street fight match
>nobody wears street clothes
>regular match
>they wear street clothes
really makes you wonder

That suplex was nuts

>>21005157
Reminds me of an erotic fic where a football player got injured and his gf fucked the guy hurt him and when they were fucking the guy admitted it was on purpose and she came so hard she passed out

>>21005168
nah that's you

On a side note Gunther looks decent body wise

from retiring john cena to feuding with zack ryder

Gunther showin Chelsea how he finna clap them cheeks after this

ZACK RYDER JUST KICKED GUNTHER IN THE BALLS LOL

>another yummy wummy worked shooterino
is that all anyone can do anymore?

KILL HIM

Chelsea belongs to Gunther now.

>>21005169
Holy shit you might be right kek

KWAB

>>21005172
Based BBC enjoyer

gunther's powerbomb is shit

>boston crab in boston
oh gooner

NEW
>>21005182
>>21005182
>>21005182
>>21005182

>>21005175
He is definitely more beefy than when he originally lost weight

Based gooner with the full crab

>low blow buried
bros...

>>21005181
Its the only way to get the smarks engaged

Legitimately, how does chelsea green feel romantically attracted to Matt Cardona? Hes so pathetic

>gooners tight jeans make him immune to nut shots
Who’s

NOPE
REAL THREAD HERE
>>21005200
>>21005200
>>21005200
>>21005200
>>21005200
>>21005200

Nia snax should get kayfabe married to gunther

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>>21005179
OMG HELLO ?!?! THIS IS SENDING MEEEEEEEEEE

>>21005191
no nigger

>>21005191
kek, get fucked

>>21005270
They're banging in the creepy closet

Gamethread #2

>>21004927
Thanks for the tip brother