WWE is the fakest fucking cringiest fucking wrestling ever to exist and everytime they try to do "shoot" promos and act like it's "real" it's the gayest looking shit ever. If you unironically think this diet scripted gay fucking temu version of Kingston vs Punk is cool and epic, please go fucking off yourself immediately you braindead fucking E-Tard, can't believe you fucking idiots actually slop up this shit weekly
>>21006149Slice it
>>21006149damn i guess we found the world's first and only eddie kingston fan right here...ON /PW/! *monster poo*
>>21006149still not watching aediddy
>>21006149Someone has to jump someone then
>>21006149no one watches AEW or knows who eddie kingston is so no one knows what you're talking about
I don't care about all that shit OP said, I'm just completely done with shoot shit. Tell a proper story instead, not wink wink nudge nudge to the audience.
>>21006149Seethe harder
>>21006149Promos good
>>21006149I cant imagine how confusing these promos must be to the Edrone mouth breathers who know nothing about AEW/ROH or the Young Bucks/Cabana backstory. This all makes 0 sense without that context
>>21006326Exactly, that's why it's fucking cringe mixed with the fact that Punk and Owens probably are cool with eachother irl
>>21006149spending your friday night hate watching smack again huh?
>>21006333You should problably go finish off those Gamethreads you love to obsess over so much. Not a single one of them hit 310 posts. The last 2 didn't even hit 300 posts before being abandonedKWAB>>21005665>>21005200
>>21006149How can you take Owens seriously in these promos?>WAAAHHH YOU CALLED ME FAT>AND YOU BEAT UP BY FRIENDSLiterally wtf is this dogshit?????
>>21006352that's a yes KWAB
>>21006326It's so fucking sad and pathetic, there was 0 fucking reaction to cringy fucking lines like this
better than womenslop but yes WWE and aew are trash
>>21006332lil bro thinks wrestling is real and wrestlers actually hate each other wtf
>>21006352Slopdown is truly fucking DEAD
>>21006372Look at punk's promos in AEW and then try saying that again
>>21006381what a fucking MARK holy shit are you for real? don't wanna be the one to tell you but they ain't really hitting each other either.
>>21006149These promos would be based if Punk just straight up said his friends, specifically hangman, is a faggot loser and his career is dead. That would make this interesting
>>21006363Punk was trying to goad KO into saying names he was clearly told he's not allowed say on air. He pulled the same shit on Drew McIntyre once before trying to goad him into saying Vince's name in a promo when Drew referenced being "The chosen one" Unprofessional bullshit and going into business for himself to make KO/Drew look bad. The irony.........
>>21006372They really hate each other everyone says mean things about cm punk online
>>21006390So you're literally a fucking retard, got it
>>21006393the 3rd Friend referenced was Cabana, nor Hangman or Omega.
>>21006390>>21006372I forgot Bret Hart is secretly besties with Shawn Michaels and Goldberg
>>21006326They're entire history is that youtube clip where owens said punk bitched him out for wearing a shirt. What's the confusion?
>>21006363>every dimeless faggot who is friends with me hates youHow is that supposed to be a jab at Punk? LOL
>>21006149>temu version of Kingston vs PunkHow is this anything like that?
>>21006401*not Hangman or Omega
>>21006406M A R K
>>21006411It's literally the same lines Kingston used>you called me fat>you bullied me in ROH>No one in this company likes you, get outDifference being it was real in AEW and WWE is fake dogshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO0j3xaZ53E
>>21006394You saw that too huh Punk is such a hypocrite lil' bitch
>>21006423>it was real in AEWthis is the best thread here because we have actual little jimbos on /pw/
>>21006414Bret literally said Shawn had gay sex with vince
>>21006433Where's the lie tho?
>>21006440realizing that AEWtists think AEW is real explains so much really
>>21006149To be fair it's just Phil, he isn't CM Punk anymore from pre-2014, he's Phil Brooks, liberal kids trans-rights activist.
These 2 genuinely don't like each other and Phil is pissed Kev said his breath was stanky.
>>21006490Wow, another line stolen from AEW.....
>>21006493I forgot about that. Damn this really do be dusty old nachos. I bet Kev wishes he could say what he really thinks.
>>21006490true
>>21006149>Swerve mentions Schiavone’s breath on dynamite on Wednesday>KO mentions Punk’s breath on smackdown on FridayWhat did HHH mean by this?
i can just imagine how worked up this tranny was while typing this shit lmao what a pathetic fucking loser holy shit
>>21006569Nah that's u
>>21006569Bro it was the same promo down to the bad breath comment.
>>21006590i don't watch wrestling anymore cause it fucking sucks so i wouldn't know. i just find it hilarious to get worked up over some shit you supposedly hate.
>>21006317>a proper storyLike what?Like another endless variation on:1) I’m better than you! I should be champ!2) I keep getting screwed and it’s not fair!At least “I don’t like you because you called me fat in public 20 years ago” is something different.
>>21006363kek, phil might as well come out in stilts
>>21006394It's fake you retard
What I don't understand is that if they wanted to go the worked shoot way, instead of Kevin crying about being bullied for being fat and thinly veiled references to Philly heeming his antidraw best friends, he should have just said that Phil is fake because he positions himself to become head of creative and he's gonna defend the honor of indie fat fucks against corporate man philblablabla line about Triple H, crowd goes ooooooh, line about Phil wanting to be Vince McMahon and everything he ever pretended to hate, crowd goes ooooooooooooooooh, they fight, security, shows up, Gaytch emerges and lends a hand to separate them, camera shot on his concerned face, end of segment, Kev doesn't look like a bitch, Phil doesn't look like a bitch, Gaytch gets to wave the crowd without getting boo'd, smarks argue and cry for a week and eat it up, casuals eat it up, it was that easy
>>21006149Obsessedly comparing WWE to AEW is mentally ill. Why do AEW fans do this? I literally never see WWE fans do this and if they do, it's just like an offhanded remark. AEW fans legit get emotional about it and it's really fucking strange behavior especially for grown ass men
>>21006673Maybe WWE should stop stealing AEW promos and gimmicks and storylines then
>>21006673This entire promo was an extrnely thinly veiled reference to Punks AEW meltdown and falling out with the Young Bucks & Colt Cabana who are the 3 friends that Kevin referenced. The entire promo was literally about AEW
>i am more punk rock in this trillion dollar company, now here's doodie the dude wipes mascot to serenade our bloodsport
>>21006560im pretty sure hhh hired that department that is responsible for watching AEW just to give himself cover for copying their shitthis happens so often there's no way he's not watching obsessively every week for things to steal
>>21006673WWE fans do nothing BUT talk about AEW. They have multiple subreddits dedicated to it and everything.
>>21006423>It's literally the same lines Kingston usedWhen did Kofi say a single word of this?
>>21006149Shooting in general is shit. It's only done by selfish shitters that would've gotten ran out of the business prior to 2005
>>21006490Britt wouldn't fuck Phil because his Pepsi teeth disgusted her as a dentist. That's what really started Phil's downfall in AEW
>>21007287kek i didn't think about her being grossed out by his missing teeth but youre probably right
>>21006638KO should have brought up Daffney and Bikini Girl. Punk should have brought up KO saying the word.
>>21006673>Why do AEW fans do this?"Little brother syndrome" is a colloquial term describing a one-sided, deep-seated sense of inferiority, intense rivalry, or a constant need to prove oneself against a bigger, more dominant peer, sibling, or rival organization.
>>21006673Good bait
Dynamite gigaplummet
>>21006149WWE hasn’t been relevant since 2008.Vince was a fucking cuck to the late 2000s GOP and his Wife for making WWE PG.How unfortunate..WWE from 85 to 2007 was genuinely good.WWE should go TV-MA instead of TV-14
>>21006149There used to be a time when I would cream my pants for KO vs CM Puke mix battles but sadly I don't watch WWE anymore after SummerSlam
>returns and beats up his best friend, a man he has made a career out of beating up>"You weren't nice to my friends!"What?
>>21008622this is Kevin steen talking to Phil brooks. you see, everything on the show is scripted and fake, but this part is REAL!
Why are they not allowed to say Sc*tt C*lt*n on WWE television?!
>>21006149dat port
>>21006326The old WWE would have produced material explaining who Kevin Owens for the people who are just becoming fans and why he has beef with Punk.
>>21008738this needs to be brought back. but, then again, wrestling as a whole really isn't making new fans
Oi I'll fuckin' bop you one m8 if you're not careful
>>21008757I remember there was a Rumble where both Diesel and Cactus Jack returned and the next day WWE YouTube had videos called "Who is Cactus Jack" and "Who is Diesel" to catch you up on the gimmicks even though they did basically nothing after that. This feels like it was probably a long time ago the way I'm talking but I believe it was in 2012 or 2011.
>>21006462did Punk not actually seethe and try to fight the EVPs, or was that a work?
No way they're having a WWE world title feud revolving around the 6th most important member of the Dark Order.
>>21006791That part
>>21008819It was a shoot but WWE fans are fucking retards and don't know anything
>>21006791and boom goes the dynamite
>>21006244You weren't invited to.
>>21006638Punk won't actually allow things like that. He has never had so much easy material to be used against him which is why none of these feuds touch on it. Its all just teenage gossip and drama from years ago and how everyone is some schizo obsessed with Punk.
>>21006791And moves. We barely go a week without some clip of a WWE wrestler doing the signature move of an AEW wrestler. Or in the case of Wendy Choo just cloning their entrance wholecloth.
>>21009619because Im not a diddy blud
>>21006149>>21006326>This all makes 0 sense without that contextthis is kevin owens talking to kevin owens
>>21006363KEK e-drones are so fucking retarded. They literally sit there on their fat lard asses and don't make a sound at these showshttps://youtu.be/ahAGbGZ9iNU?si=GBZ2R2U3hfx2ySrP&t=398
>>21009718>WWE is dogshit but why aren't the crowds reacting!?!?!?Why do smarks do this, you faggots are more protective of the fed than it's own fans
>>21006394He doesn't have to say names he could say Punk knows who is talking about and if he doesn't that just proves that he is such a piece of shit that he has lost track of all the people he fucked over and now kev is going to beat some respect out of him. Same with drew when punk brought up vince drew could have said punk is the one who admitted texting vince at 3am. These fags have zero wit or off the cuff ability
>>21006149Punk made steen look like a faggot here tho and he was right, if Punk was still in WWE, almost every storyline he got like with Stone Cold, would have been CM Punk vs Stone Cold, but they were scraping bottom of the barrel and had no choice but to go with Owens
>>21009737edrones are the ones saying WWE is a good product
>>21006149KEK this isn't even a ppv main event, it's on a fucking random smackdown, Kingston vs Punk was a PPV match
>>21006149R Fraid so
>>21006372some wrestlers do hate each other and a smart booker like ol' vinny mac would throw them at each other
>>21006414bret looks like hitler taking a pic with two jews
>>21009811They're obviously going to wrestle like seven times now, anon.
>>21006423>I had COVID and was in the hospital!>I had to sit there worrying about how I might have given my friend COVID!>You were one of my heroes!>I needed the locker room to help with my mental illness but you judged me and you were wrong for that!>*stumbles over his words like a little scared boy*I know everyone hates Eddie but he did have some aura at some point. But this promo completely ruined him and exposed him for me. Fucking lame faggot.
>>21006149i thought last week's was fine. this week's was whiny and KO reverted back to being a stuttering mushmouth. that shit works when you're schizo feuding with zeke or some shit but not CM GOAT
boring, why doesnmt kevin owens just run cm punk over with a monster truck
>>21011265He is canadianMaybe he can run him over with a moose
>>21006149edgy punk rockers working for israeli hedge funds bruh
>>21009718Why do edrones seriously not watch anything outside WWE?
>>21006149sybau mark
>>21006934Kek
>>21010395Anon, please don't compare a great man to a pathetic piece of shit. Hitler deserves much, much better than to lumped in with Hart.
>>21013674Why watch other garbage when you're already watching trash
>>21006149Owens sounds like the most unintimidating faggot ever
>>21006149Every clip I see of WWE is pure cringe ham slop.
>>21017307That part
>>21006149literally everyone is saying this
