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Is wrestling like the food chain?
>orca= Cena, Roman, Hogan, etc
>Great White = Seff, Mox in WWE (DEAN), Punk in 2011
>Blue Shark= Jobber to the stars, like Claudio/Cesaro in WWE, Rusev in his early WWE run, Sheamus at certain points, Braun Strowman in general
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>>21017611
Imagine being a whale killer, but the marks keep calling you killer whale.
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>>21017644
>whales are known for being majestic, peaceful, thoughtful
>Dolphins are increasingly being known for their violence and rape
>but you are conveniently labeled a whale while you are one of the most violent dolphins
Seems like a decent deal to me
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>>21017611
You don’t get any great whites or Orcas because the blue shark married into power to book himself like a great white and made sure any yellowfin that got close to his relevance were drowned.

What exists today are a slew of herrings being trained by zooplankton who never made it themselves. If a herring miraculously becomes a yellowfin in the chain, Triple Blue makes sure to shit their momentum and growth up to not ever become bigger than him. Some stay at yellowfin, most go back to herrings or worse.

Cena was never an orca, he was a great white reduced to blue. Reigns is a yellowfin surrounded by so many herrings, he seems like a great white.

The last Orca was probably Rock who left to be the best Free Willy he could be.
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"Big" Bron Breakker is a phytoplankton. He feeds on algae and nepotism juice and electrons
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>>21017665
They say orcas are likely the second smartest species on earth after humans, this is why



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