Is SmackDown really gonna be that bad?
>names dildos after wrestling legends>names buttplugs after AEW flippy shitters kek based Vince
CUZ YOU'VE GOTNO COCKCOCK AT ALL
>>21067913>names buttplugs after AEW flippy shitterswho
>>21068064All of them.
>>21067848Fuck you, DroneyTranny Power!
>>21068264
Tony’s TinyAew is troony4chan is fucking looney and In this cartoony another aew fan dies with like maybe 3 people at his funeral and I’m pretty sure they were probably staff or homeless people who popped in for food.Right now I’m spitballing how it could rhyme better
>>21068333Checked. Keep working on it, anon.
>>21068333I like where it’s at and where it’s going. Nobody shows up to an AEW Troons funeral. In fact AEW Troons can’t afford funerals. AEW Troons don’t do shit but post all day. AEW Troons get fucked
>>21068968Based
>>21068968>Nobody shows up to an AEW Troons funeral.%41 drop off in attendance, that's for sure.
Based Vince
>>21068968Not taking a side here but gotta say cremating a corpse on a YouTube livestream to make a couple bucks is fucked up. Why didn't Tony pay for a proper funeral service for his most loyal soldier? That tells you everything you need to know about who Tony truly is as a person.I hope the cult learned a lesson from recent events.
>>21067848HERE COMES THE TRUMPY!
>>21070514Still your president for the next 2 years and even at the end of his term, you still won't be a woman.
>>21070738Uh... okay? Hopefully He's president again 2028 too.
>>21070507>That tells you everything you need to know about who Tony truly is as a person.He's a spoiled bitch faggot. We've known this for years. Behaviour such as this is not surprising.
>>21070753You know he's never gonna let you suck his dick for real, right?
>>21070849>fag brings his fag thoughts into a thread not about faggotry
And I mean, folks....
>>21070942I'm not the one sucking off another man in this thread, bro
>>21071444You're probably too busy sucking another man's asshole but know how hungry you are, tubby, you'll wait your turn.
>>21071584You came in here pretending Trump is some great president who deserves an illegal third term.How is that not sucking his dick. Stop trying to deflect and make this about me when you were the one who started with the man worship.All I did was call your faggy ass out on it.
>>21071595tl;dr
>>21071636>hehe, i'm not just a faggot, i'm retarded too
>>21071655Well, at least you have the courage to admit it.
>>21071721Yep, keep slurping that Trump dick ya faggot.
>>21071746
>>21071801>you don't like my super special president so therefore you're my heckin' bogeyman!No different than the libtards calling people "nazis." Pathetic and faggy. Very typical of Trump cucks.
>>21071833Shut up you TDS bitch
>>21071843>TDS2003 called, it wants its cope back you faggot.https://www.deseret.com/2003/12/7/19799473/charles-krauthammer-bush-derangement-syndrome-is-spreading/
>>21071853Maybe don't admit you have been deranged for decades
>>21071859I'm not a liberal dipshit. I literally used to accuse people of having BDS.I sounded just as retarded as you do now.
>>21071833
>>21071863Makes senss a lot of bushtards have TDS
>keeping response images of a failed president while desperately trying to convince yourself and others that he's somehow greatYou ain't owning anyone here lil homey, but you are making yourself sound like a jackass.
>>21071869You seem a little irritable; something you'd like to get off your chest, my girl?
>>21071889Says the dicksucking faggot.
>>21071869Your TDS won't let you drop the argument lmao
>>21071897Dude, this all started because I ribbed you and you melted down like a little bitch.
>>21071899All this started because your TDS forced you to start melting down about trump
>>21071911Kek,. you just can't argue without bringing your Bush-era cope along for the ride, huh you snowflake faggot.
>>21071895We don't sign our posts here.
>>21071925I'm not arguing I'm calling you a TDS retard
>>21071933Nope. Calling you a faggot.Which you are. I bet you could walk in on Trump railing away on top of your wife and you'd ask to help finish him off.Ah, who we kiddin' here. No woman would ever marry a faggot cuck like you.
>>21071943>n...no!! you can't criticize my precious president! that means you have a mental disorder and are sick in the head!Soviet-level cope ya faggot.
>>21071951You can criticize trump but if you're doing it on the pro wrestling board you have TDS
>>21071957Ah, but you can bring him up outta nowhere in a thread that had nothing to do with him and that is a-okay and totally not unhinged.Standards for thee but not for me and all that.You're a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
>>21071944
>>21071972K faggot.
>>21071977
>>21071965No it's not unhinged to make a trump joke. Unhinged is you getting mad as soon as you saw his name
>>21072009Ah yes.I made a joke therefore I was mad.
>>21072008Yeah, you posting a picrel doesn't change my mind about your faggot status pal.
>>21072031You seemed mad when you brought up trumps cock out of nowhere.
>>21072040
>>21072051No, you seem mad that I called you a faggot for going down this hard on another man.But I get it. You're in a cult. You don't have a choice. I shouldn't go so hard on you.Peace, man. Enjoy the rest of your evening.
>>21072070
I can't believe I missed all the fun. Looks like E-Gods won another thread! Which thread is next?
>>21072243All of them
>>21072246I'm working on it but fear I'm on borrowed time. Tony is never gonna let the shitposting continue over the AEW wrestlemania weekend.Tread carefully, e-brother.
>>21072640This fucker is about as intimidating as a box of kittens and a petri dish full of estrogen is more masculine than he'll ever be.
Remember when trannies thought Vince was going to jailKEKGood times.
>>21072705Remember when trannies thought AEW was going to be successful?
Why doesn't Tony buy Shane O'Mac, Declan "The Deek" O'Mac, and give them a half dozen Jaguar linemen as weekly bodyguards/bump takers. Needs a girl though, The Prince needs a princess.
>>21072731>Shane makes an impromptu meeting with Tony Khan, the CEO of the one and only major promotion in North America to go up against WWE in over 2 decades>"Aww yeah," Shane smiles, "Here comes the money.">Shane walks in through the door, three trannies immediately walk out.>"Huh. Oooo-kay...">introduces himself to the reception clerk and looks over to see a shirtless bloated Chris Jericho passed out in the lobby snoring loudly, with half a bottle of Crown Royal on its side near his hand and his gut covered in streaks of nacho cheese. Having seen something like this before, Shane does the polite thing and places a few spare newspapers over top of Chris like a blanket and decides to catch back up with him when his contract expires to see how he's doing.>*DING* Elevator door opens up and there stand's Tony Khan, wiping away coke from his nose and sniffing and snorting something fierce. His eyes bug out in excitement/feral markdom as THE Shane McMahon reaches out his hand to shake his. Tony's head is bobbing so much in excitement, his rat's nest hair shakes and shuffles everywhere.>After a slew of words all mashed together and a layer of sweat glistening on his forehead, Tony's vice grip on Shane's hand hasn't let up as he walks the two of them into his office at the end of the hall before he let's him go. Shane notices the various WWE and AEW wrestling figures strewn all over the office, including assorted Ricky & Morty merch and various dog toys, but see's no dogs present.>seeing the mad eye twitching and sperg mumbling not slowing down and still reeling from the three big troons he saw leaving earlier, Shane tries to talk business.>Tony, all wide eyed and sweating belts out: >"Gabbaflabtabadoorblap!!" >Shane's assistant then arrives to take an candid photo of the meeting right after Tony's outburst>Shane thanks Tony for his time, and NOPE's the fuck out of the building by doing his shuffle dance the whole way out.
>>21072705it's actually much worse for vince, he'll be rotting in hell for all of eternity
>>21072769Still has a countout victory over GodHe'll go to hell for the company but reside in heaven for the weather.
>>21067848WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>21072828Is that my boy Big Boss Man?!?It's crazy who you'll see in the background if these legendary pw images. My Dad has a b&w framed photo of Hulkster shaking hands with Andrew Dice Clay and David Sullivan photo bombed them.
>>21072850Bossman was based and dimes.
>>21067848>Shithead Janel Lost.>CripplePig Lost (dead LMFAO).>Blowjob “500k on M-ACKS” Bethel Lost.Who’s the next Tranny Pig that wants to take on us E GODS, huh? We’ll SMIGHT you fucking BITCHES!
>>21072890The funny thing is all us kids thought he was a cop. We thought Mountie was a cop too, but he was just one of the Rougeau Brothers.
>>21072956>The funny thing is all us kids thought he was a cop. We thought Mountie was a cop too, but he was just one of the Rougeau Brothers.We was all Lil' Jimmies once, anon.
>>21072956He was a corrections officer i mean pretty close.
And I mean, folks...
absolutely based thread
>>21067848HOLY BASED
STICKY THIS THREAD
>>21068333I mean, folks…
>>21070514TRUMPY TRUMPY TRUMPY TRUMPY TRUMPYCHING CHING BLING BLING CUT THE CHATTER. IF YOU CAN’T BRING A MILLY THEN YOUR “WRESTLING” DON’T MATTER
>>21072769AEW fags convincing themselves hell exists purely out of spite for Vince and not because they’re actually religious is peak AEW fag behavior
The best part about this thread is e-drones desperately trying to convince themselves that they're somehow better than aewtist trannies and nujamals when all pro-wrestling is gay.Everyone looks down on all of you faggots.
>>21073938>Ha ha ha ha ha!! We MAY be faggots but YOU'RE faggots too!What are you, 5?
>>21074753>thinks everyone who comes to this board watches modern wrestling]No, but it seems to me that you're fucking retarded.
>>21074812But I'm not a kidnapping, ass raping psycho. I don't think you can boast the same.
>>21074835>n...no! I...I insist! I..if you don't watch m...modern WWE, y...you must w...watch the o...other guys!Like I said, shoot retarded.All this shit sucks. It's all a shadow of its glory days.Classic wrestling was awesome and deserves its own board but modern wrestling is a faggot. If you watch it, you're a faggot too.Now stop talking to me.
>>21074835>n...no! I...I insist! I..if you don't watch m...modern WWE, y...you must w...watch the o...other guys!Like I said, shoot retarded.All this shit sucks. It's all a shadow of its glory days.Classic wrestling was awesome and deserves its own board but modern wrestling is for faggots. If you watch it, you're a faggot too.Now stop talking to me.
>>21067848I hear this a lot.
>>21074841>Now stop talking to me.Don't ever tell me what to do, you fat shitsucking born backwards cunt.
>>21074848Stop talking to me you filthy little neckbearded fatass faggot.
>>21074852Slit your fucking wrists and livestream it; I'll get a four day nut waiting for the occasion. Nothing but ragu pasta sauce is gonna pour out of your gullet, anyway.
>>21074860>watches pro-wrestling in 2026Get some. Use it.Shave your neckbeard when you're done, ya fatass.
>>21074868You're an AEW troon. You can't even take your own advice.
>>21074882>doubles down on his retardismYup, you do indeed be a pro-wrestling fan!
>>21074903And you're a pants shitting faggots. Do you even know which hole your dilation wand goes into down there anymore or does your crotch resemble what a thawed out decapitated chicken looks like?
>>21074958Learn to read. I don't watch modern pro-wrestling you stinky motherfucker.Now buy picrel. Use picrel. Your mom will thank you those days you step out of your basement.
>>21074970Oooooh....this trannies MAAAD!
>>21074977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbOGPDmyZf4
>>21074980Yeah, I'm not watching that shit.
>>21074980All time classic promo.
>>21074980>>21075049>a mentally ill clown pretending to be a woman for the excuse of getting close enough to fondle themYup. He'd definitely be All Petite.
>>21075106KIRDBLT
>>21075106>zoomie doesn't actually know the gimmickOuted yourself, kiddo.
>>21075118Actually, I'm old enough to remember when a "tranny leaking fluid" used to just be an engine issue. For you, its a daily occurrence, isn't it?
>>21075870
>>21075915Is that what you use to wash your axewound before your dilation sessions?
I'm not even a troon though.You, on the other hand, are a stinky wrestling fan who does need to learn to use a bar of soap.
>>21075972>I'm not even a troon though.doubt.exe
this is what (You) look like
>>21076009Nice selfies.
What's your logic here, lil bro. I don't watch your bogeyman company. You're just butthurt because I lumped you in with them here >>21073938Modern wrestling sucks. AEW sucks more than WWE but only unwashed retards watch either.>but muh trannyShut the fuck up and go take a shower, your family's beggin' ya.
>>21076009Bring the AE back, and all of those in that pic disappear from the fanbase.
>>21076026Hooooly shit....this fucking fags bussy is worked SO hard right now, he's sperging out about fucking soap and posting pics from his tranny folder and fingering his loose shitsnipper while waxing and waning about the good ol' days of wrasslin', probably before his uncle crawled into his room when he was twelve for Goofy Time one night. Xhe is so fucking pissy eyed, xhe can't even reply back in the thread properly, great googly-moogly!>"Buhbloobloooblooo! I-I-I-I don't even WATCH your boogeyman company!"Yeah, we heard you, you whack troon bitch. So like the fucking woman you aren't, you come here to get worked up over nothing? Give your head a shake and then take a fucking seat while the men are talking. Goddamn, does this thread ever rule!
>>21076177ain't nobody readin' allat ya tryhard faggot
>>21076187Grow your dick back, stop eating titty skittles and maybe you can get some of those IQ points back. Kinda doubt it, but its worth giving the ol' college try.
>>21076235Soap status?
>>21067848oh hey, that's that guy who wrote this text message;
>>21076268>no u>I'm not mad you're mad
>>21076235Trying WAY too hard
>>21076297How are those bruises healing, Janel?
>>21076310Not as hard as you try to be a woman.
Yep, looks like this e-turd has been good and buried.>y...y...you're a t...t...tranny!Okay little buddy. Yes, you've established well enough that this is like your one move. So do it again for us.
>>21076328Who are you even replying to?Yourself?This board isn't one of the walls you sperg mumble to, anon.
Holy fuck, they do NOT like this thread.Bump.
>people are making fun of my ass, that means i must be onto something
>>21076400Just got here, what did I miss? Looks like an everyday shitpost thread?
>>21076633It was. Absolutely nothing to write home about, same old shit as usually happens on this board.
No lies detected.
Vince is based, modern WWE is okay, AEW is gay, and so is OP
>>21067848>SaturdayWhat are the chances he is counting down the exact day/hour this thread self-destructs?It's crazy that /pw/ finally all agreed to make an anti-necrobump rule and mere minutes later, he died.I hope /pw/ never talked shit about Vince that means he'll live forever. YES chance, that's what we got! YES chance in Heaven!
>>21078316You're trying way too hard bro. Stop embarrassing us and go back
>>21067906Ya seethe?
Based fucking Vince.
>>21077660OP never recovered from this
>>21080263
I saw OP sucking cock behind a gas station in Wilmington Delaware once.
>>21080340I was there. Can confirm.
>>21080379Was OP any good?
>>21080392Like a fucking hoover coated in axle grease
>>21080397>fucking hoover coated in axle greaseTony's family dog was named "Hoover"At least he got a funeral unlike Tony's other loyal soldiers
>>21080428Tony Khan sucked a dogs dick in the rain
>>21080442Tony and OP have a lot in common
>>21080489oh how u know?
>>21080340Pretty sure that was your dad.
>>21080340Oh boy you've done it now.You've got OP seething.
>>21067848
Trooncord didn't like this one.
>OP is still cryin'
>>21081061Crying as much as you are about this thread being at the top of the board for the last two days? Doubtful.Think it will be at the top of the catalogue for the rest of the week?
>>21081070Ooooh yeah, brother! I finna necromace this thread back to life whenever I see it on Page 10, oooooh yeah! Threads with cream always rise to the top!
>>21081094Ya seethe?
Why ya cryin' OP?
>>21081227Why'd you cut your dick off, troon?
>tfw you never reply to aewtists and it makes them seethe even harderwE are Gods and aewtists are just ants in the afterbirth
>OP swings at every pitchGotta love dronie retards
>>21081251And you take the bait every time.Dance, you fat cockless puppet. DANCE!!
>page 5Uh oh, looks like you're gonna have to necrobump again pretty soon
OP still sucks dirty dick
Trooncord's so mad at the thread, they're projecting their gayness onto OP.Chalk this win up for the E-GOD's. This bird's cooked.
>>21082339Nice blog post.
>>21081236When is he going to debut? Shane should liscence some DMX music.
>>21083399>liscenceFML
