Blue 'rikini sighting at Wembley Edition (It's almost time to find out if Tony Khan has fucking brain. Will he gain viewers from the millions... and millions of 'ritards everywhere by giving the Cap'n the best debut ever? Nobody knows but I ain't finna watch no AEW without the Captain because as we all know the Captain is CUTE and SEXO as well as GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE. So load up on booze, weed, whatever you need to get through this AEW show this weekend as we watch to find out if the booker of the year is just another bozo of the year.)Previous: >>21045737Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>21068671Kairi is cute
Do you think Asuka and Kairi ever compared each other's breasts in the locker room to see who's was more perky?
>>21068671If Kairi and Seamus debut at All-in I will convert.
>>21068692I do think that.
>>21068693Sheamus can't debut yet.
Not sure if this is real
>>21068811Ahh just read he's still on contract until October. Been hearing he's heading to AEW. Just the rumour mill I guess.
couple more days kairi bros :)
Sweet new kairi thread!!
>>21068863They're still saying she hasn't signed yet, but I guess she'd keep it under wraps if her intention was to turn up at All In as a surprise.
>>21068880>>21068671I do enjoy a fresh Kairi thread. Kinda goofed the last one lawl.
would you boom boom with the Hojo Jojo?
>>21069151Of course, imagine the 'rigret of passing up such a chance
>>21069117Where would she slot in though? I don't really watch AEW
>>21069117She doesn't have a US work visa
>>21069838She would probably just end up with Mina or doing her pirate gimmick. I hope she just teams with Mina and blasts SEXO outfits every single week.
She's going to pin and beat Sasha
>>21070066With just one insane elbow
>>21068671based a new Kairi thread
>>21069851Thought it was in London
>>21069981>and blasts SEXO outfits every single week.That's all I ever really wanted from her. Kairi is the supermodel of wrestling.
>>21070066After knocking off her weave and working the crowd into a 'Baldy' chant.
>>21068671Imagine being Shane Thorne and not cumming deep inside of this
>>21071420>chestlet>pancake ass>fiendish faceYep, she definitely a modern day supermodel
>>21071472>>21071478Lol at least I attack the poster, not the woman you cretins.I know you don't mean it though. Everyone knows Kairi is most CUTE & SEXO of all. You're gonna have to come to terms with this sooner or later, chuds.
'riminder that kabuki is a sister thread, even if it's a hive of degeneracy. We both benefit from this shaky alliance.Don't badmouth Asuka. She's been a good friend to Kairi and I like her.
>>21068671cute bum
>>21069327I would like to make raspberries on Kairi's doughy tummy.
>>21068671I need to pour a vat of maple syrup on her pancake butt.
>>21071696The Asuka hate was just a work bro. Same with Iyo.
>>21071696I hope this post is found when you die and they scrape your internet history.
>>21071871lolwut? Why ya seethe? Did my post encouraging peace offend you? Or are you just desperate for a new enemy, old friend?
>>21071832And same with Kairi. I feel like some false flagging is at work here.
>>21071969Thank God someone died
>>21068671Coom inside Kairi’s Womb
>>21071832Nah Iyo sucks.
>>21071832Nah I hate Iyo for all that fake Rhea shit
>>21071991Yea he was a prick, even if he liked Kairi. 1 week later and he's already forgotten, except by those still being worked from beyond the grave lol.
>>21071832>Same with Iyo.Nah, had Iyo not gone with Rhea, Kairi would have been used more and not been fired.
>>21072012>best in the world>sucksAppropriate for Punk, not for Iyo.
>>21072036He didn't like Kairi though. He was always shitting up the thread. The spam has noticeably died down.
>>21072037That was just a way of maintaining Rhea's waining popularity and a catalyst for the story. Kairi was actually doing some of her best work in carrying that story. Even though it seemed like WWE set out to bury the Kabukis as soon as they won back their titles.
>>21072058I dunno about that. Search 'Kairi' under his twitter account. Guy was clearly a 'ritard, at least in spirit.
>>21071788Imagine the pops you'd get as the raspberries' echo reverberated throughout that little bingo hall.
>>21072103Everybody is even if they pretend otherwise. Kairi is hard to hate.
>>21072390BUT SHE'LL BRING OUT THE BEST AND THE WORST YOU CAN BEBLAME IT ALL ON YOURSELF COZ SHE'S ALWAYS THE CAP'N TO ME
>>21071497are you ESL or just retarded?i'm saying Shane Thorne is a dumb fuck for not putting a baby in herimplying that she is attractiveseek counseling
>>21072467i know wuts the wurdz mean...jizz. Jizz errywhere!But you have a point. A lot of people are on edge right now and jumping at what they see as the slightest provocation. I will reflect on this.
>>21069327Imagine is she wore trunks like Alexa Bliss
all asian pussy smells like fish
Everyone on X is saying Kairi is not showing up in AEW now. Wtf?
>>21072679No smol-in 'ri? DROPPED!
>>21072103>>21072058>>21072036Maybe it was him shitting up the board. Maybe it wasn't. IMO a guy like that just couldn't resist causing trouble here. And it would be a heck of a coincidence if his passing happened the exact moment things began to change in /pw/. It felt like the board moved from tyrannical despotism to a more velvet-gloved approach overnight. Either way, try not to lose sleep over it.If a soft kid who went out hunting with his buddies got mauled by a mother grizzly protecting her cubs, who would you blame?-The family who raised him soft?-His buddies who enabled him then failed to protect him?-The bear who had already roared out multiple warnings?It's complex. Nobody is innocent. But the answer is usually found somewhere in the middle.
>>21072814My crashout on Tony will be legendary if she doesn't.
very munchable bum
>>21072944microbum - barely a snack
>>21071696>>21071871well that escalated quickly
>>21072091It doesn't matter. She latched on to Rhea to boost her own popularity only to end up as the labubu of the tag team. She left Kairi and Asuka to rot.
>>21073059There is some truth to this. Iyo has a lot more talent and bravery than Rhea, and it sucked to see her effectively relegated to playing Rhea's sidekick. But a big angry lady teamed with a smol firecracker lady? Their relationship dynamic kinda wrote itself.And I wouldn't say she left Kairi and Asuka to rot. Their story was great, even if it was a slowburn. Kairi giving Iyo the photo...the heat Asuka was getting. Best joshi story the fed ever came up with, even taking the fumble of Kairi's release into account.
>>21073076>And I wouldn't say she left Kairi and Asuka to rot. Their story was great, even if it was a slowburn. Kairi giving Iyo the photo...the heat Asuka was getting. Best joshi story the fed ever came up with, even taking the fumble of Kairi's release into account.She did, because it should have been Iyo vs. Asuka with Asuka seemingly being unstoppable up until the point where Kairi would have stepped up. This was THE perfect story to make her a serious wrestler and not just fodder that wasn't even a mid card singles champ. It all got screwed up the moment Paul had to involve Rhea because Iyo was more over than her. It's really a masterful play promising Iyo a "push" only to book her as the weakling of the two that constantly needed to be coddled and saved. It did exactly what he wanted and that's putting her below Rhea. And she might have been able to stop it had she the backbone to say this is probably the last time the three of them will ever get to feud with one another. This mf didn't even book her for Mania after all that, let alone Kairi and Asuka. Just straight up released her after burying her on the way out by portraying her as an abused bitch that took it at every turn with no pay off whatsoever because the Rhiyo shit lasted for way too long and the other two's story was held hostage until that was done. Fuck Iyo and most of all fuck Triple H. Asuka should have given the torch to Kairi.
>>21071696Yeah dude we know this was a work. It's the one schizo who always takes booking too seriously and proves he is a mark by ranting over Asuka or something
>>21068671mega based>>21068853woah, the kairi store?
>>21073092I can't really argue with any of that, except to say Rhea was really just a supporting character in the Joshi arc. The reason for Iyo to run out on Damage CTRL and kick off the story. A pretty great story which did meander for a while but seemed to be heading for a big payoff at Mania. Asuka had built nuclear heat even though the 'bukis had been taking L's. Then /arrrr/ gal was hit with a Release Kairi Order from outta nowhere and it all fizzled out just before the culmination. I doubt Iyo wanted to see things turn out that way. But it did make me suspicious when her Husband was hired around the same time Kairi was fired. Divided loyalties are hard. I still like Iyo.
>>21073059I believe you are mistaking "her boss and script writers told her to perform a mandatory work task" with her own independent decision making
>>21073047unironically my type of bum, never liked big asses
Kinda bussy yesterday but here is my first bump of the day
>>21073645>he thinks her own popularity at the time wouldn't have given her enough leverage to suggest otherwise during a story that didn't involve Rhea at all at first>he thinks opportunity and personal gain just happened to coincide
Iyo basically fucked hhh and got her husband her job and let Kairi and Asuka to rot. Idk I cant care about someone like that
>>21074285Basically this, she could have suggested something else but she went along with the Rhea shit cus HHH to get the favor to hire her husband
>>21074285Roman Reigns could not get out of having tins of dog food rubbed in his face, I don't think you quite know how jobs work anon
>>21074386Where is Iyos push to being the face of the company? Everyone knew Roman was Vince’s pet project and he was gonna roll with him if he listen
>>21074400If Roman Reigns could not prevent his own cousin from being released by WWE, how do you think Iyo could have prevented anything? Nobody ever thought this would happen to Kairi, especially them, so blame HHH and TKO, the buck stops only with them because they made the decision
>>21074417The cousins that didnt have a storyline with him got released? Well no shit, solo got saved cus he went back into the vortex
Keep clicking this thread cus the OP gives me a chub but nothing else in here as sexy as the OP
>>21074431In the days of TKO nobody has power except TKO, WWE lifers get released, former world champions get 50% pay cuts, that's just how it is now, it sucks but there's no point trying to blame anyone else except the suits backstage
>>21074417Nick Khan does all the firing. If you get let go it's because Nick thinks you are a waste of money.
I used to jerk off to her feet on an almost daily basis years ago.
>>21074603Hojo got dem tojos brojo
>>21075706#wemisskairi
>>21073509Pretty sure it's just an AI pic and not a real figure. Looks so good though.
>>21075706>>21075926Miss me Golden-chan. Fk TKO. Still not watching. But I do regret missing out on Solo getting over.
>>21068673true>>21068452based fuck gaych>>21068373based image poster>>21068863should have gotten the pickle man>>21068880based
>>21069001smol>>21069120was this the one where she accidently gave the crowd her belt?>>21069327punch that roastie>>21070066>>21070709this
>>21071427knock that wig off>>21071472wanna not cuckpost here?>>21071478yeah models are petite >>21071696nah, send the deadman to kabuki
>>21074490Probably the same douche who filled the ring mat with advertising, treats legends like disposable dude wipes, wastes money on paying morally questionable rappers to influence kids and sold out to the Saudis. 30 years I've watched WWE...don't even recognise it anymore. Kairi's release was the last straw for me.
>>21074440I do believe OP pic is AI. But it's so good I can pretend otherwise.
>>21076367MAMMA MIA!
>>21076367dear oh dear
>>21076399>>21076404what got deleted?
>>21071832no it wasn't>>21071991kek, based, fuck the dead guy>>21072012>>21072018this>>21072058this
>>21072467go back to hell, cuckposter>>21072867idk, I keep getting 3 day /pw/ bans for posting legitimate threads that mention 1992 or kevin nash>>21073936same>>21074417>>21074490gaych picks who to fire
>>21076433Same degenerate AI porn pic that got murked previously
>>21075926yeah we do
>>21076460You're that same retard that used to freak out when people pointed out Iyo was in a relationship with EVIL aren't you?and you would refer to that as "cuckposting" and "cuckold fanfiction" Then it turned out those people had been correct all along for years.
Kairi should sell that bikini and a signed copy of the magazine for lots of money. You know, just to make sure she has enough to eat while she isn't wrestling.
>>21076461>ailolLMAO
>>21076507>post a legitimate wrestling thread>it gets deleted
>>21068671so she's still unemployed? what do you even do here?
>>21076461it was clearly PS, god you people developed so severe brainrot you can't tell the difference between AI and bad image editing anymore
>>21076668I wouldn't know. Clearly you pride yourself on your extensive knowledge of utter degeneracy. SAD!
>>21077052>I wouldnt knowthen unironically consider killing yourself if you genuinely can't tell the difference between an edited image and AI slop, lmao
there must be a new autojanny for threads that mention a certain year
>>21076388KAIRI Gold!
>>21077363a bit sultry, no?
>>21077363>>21077598Upper echelon of lewd 'ri
Imagine failing at a task for years until some shitter comes along and aces the job with just a couple of hrs effort.Imagine working for a master you idolise who considers you expendable fodder. A fameseeking rodent who crawled back to his burrow the moment somebody shined a light on him.Imagine a guy who could justify their actions as striking a blow for free speech or doing the right thing...but really he just does things for the lulz.
>>21077497Did they kill off the nash shit?
>>21078152Oops wrong thread ;)
>>21078152>>21078159what?>>21078155not entirely, obviously, but if you for instance post a thread that says>Ron Simmons beat Vader to become the first black WCW heavyweight Champion in the summer of '92your thread will be deleted for off topic or spam and you will be banned there's just like a whole fucking year we can't talk about
>>21078388God I miss this QT
>>21078152Meds
>>21077456Of all the many, many reasons I have been told to kms, die in a fire etc...this one has got to rate close to the lamest lol
>>21078445loose tie
>>21078452No way man. Compartmentalise ur shit. Tell people what they want to hear. Dodge the meds.
>>21076567>scion to the wealthy Hojo clan>married a billionaire vigilante>made bank wrestling>likely moved more coombooks than any other player>needs money?
fuck IYO, fuck rhea, fuck tko and most of all... fuck gaych
>>21078570based
>>21078570I'd also add fuck Tone, fuck baldy, fuck Kenny, fuck Punk, fuck Charlotte and fuck you too for cursing Iyo like that.
>>21078557I think only Iyo had more photobooks
Love mommy Asuka, hate Iyo the traitor .
>>21078842Hate is a strong word. Vince has done some questionable shit but I still love Vince.
>>21078570>>21078983Starting to get worried over you trannies and your obsessions
>>21078557Economy’s rough, what can I say. Plus she always needs new handbags.
Love 'ri Hate the image ratio
Got a sneaky suspicion that some of these posts aren't genuine
>>21079377The obsessed tranny is trying to false flag more iyo hate in kabuki threads only because his former lover spent his precious life seething over her
>>21068693>Seamusis that POS finally out of WWE?
>>21079830its absolutely astroturfed
>>21078755based>>21078818cute
Why is the board randomly moving so fast?>>21079338based>>21079377same>>21079847seamonus was based
>>21079830>>21079377can you ever stfu about anything that's not Kairi?
>>21074152very pretty
>>21080574Shut up you false flagging bitch. You were caught dilating
>>21080923Kek what a keker
>>21080521Seamus rocks>>21079847>POSHow could anybody hate on Seamus? He only wants to put on bangers for the fans.
>>21081163no I wasn't. you on the other hand always bring up random shit that's not Kairi related and it's really annoying. the other obvious troll just needs to be ignored but you always do this and end up shitting up the thread in the process. just stfu and post about Kairi
>>21079830>>21079861I liked the part where the jeet was caught jeetin'. What we are witnessing now is pure jeet seethe.
>>21078819>>21078818>>21077363>>21076388>>21068671
>>21081212I called out the Iyo hater who is obviously a piggy from /birb/. Eat shit you worthless faggot>>21081223>m muh jeet call out!Nope, try again tranny. Any Iyo hate is astroturfed and from the birb brains. You're either him or dumb enough to fall for the separation tactics
>>21079338 #>when she spots an anti>>21079346 #>When I take off my pants
>>21081285>>21081297what?>>21081223where?
>>21081284Lol I feel like you just friendly fired on a couple of 'ritards. Well I know you did on at least 1. Chill. Maybe we ought just go back to no-selling. Always worked out pretty good for us here.
I would stick my toung so far up kairis butthole I would get food poisoning from the last sushi she ate
>>21081231that's a weird shaped dildo Kairi is holding
>>21081314that's literally what I told him and he goes off yet again. he always does it and I'm thinking it's intentional at this point because it always ends up shitting up the thread
>>21081404All astrotufed Iyo hate is from an infiltrator. I will call him out on it because it ruins his months of gay ass cord meetings
>>21068671>Granny panties bikini
>>21081404I think YAJ bro is just stuck in rampage mode. It can be hard to pull urself back once you've tasted blood.>>21081489Ehh his posting is weak anyway. Don't get gotten to when you should be basking in victory.
>>21081306>what? Ya heard me>where? In kabuki
>>21081575>Granny pantieshalf her ass is out. granny panties would cover her whole ass>>21081587I didn't do shit. it wasn't me. I didn't say anything to anyone about it. I've just been posting 92 threads
>>21081575Granny panties 'kini seemed to be the theme of her shoots. I think she pulled it off well though. I know I did!
Kancho Kairi
>>21081673Well I'll take ur word for it then. Some transparent false flagging seems to be hitting several threads. I assume it's just some sore loser who is still seething.
>>21082114I'm assuming it's presmall in hoggin because small in's gunna get like half a game thread and be all tarps >>21082128queen who?
>>21082392>I'm assuming it's presmall in hoggin because small in's gunna get like half a game thread and be all tarpsCan you translate this from schizo to English please?What are you trying to say here?
Damn that was a weird ass fight card. A literal nazi was a babyface against this jewish manlet. It was hilarious.
>>21082696what? where?
>>21082696Kairi would not be happy with you watching that.>Velveteen Dream chimpout
>>21082740The card that Velveteen Dream fought on had a Nazi fight a Jew and the Nazi got a huge pop from the crowd and threw up a sieg heil to the crowd after securing the W. Dude had SS bolts tatted on him and shit.
>>21082760the black child molester that Mark Henry said deserves a second chance because he's black even though he fucked a child?>>21082763lmao wtf
>>21082763Surreal
Absolute insanity
>>21082781The promotion was dabbing on him badly after he chimped out
>>21082392>queen who?Taya 'Ms. John Morrision/Mondo?TV' Valkyrie.
>>21083043>white media, kek
>>21083134Modern twitter is wild. It's literally a monetized /pol/ at this point
>>21083463Cracks me up every time
>>21083635Fierce cute warrior...sounds just like the Cap'n. Love the fierce cute warrior types!
>>21083668
>>21083684>why fans love herDamn that whole section just made me mega salty again that she never got the babyface booking she deserved.
So is she going to AEW or nah? And how would we feel about it?
>>21083737She'll probably turn up at AEW eventually. Most Kairi fans will be happy just to see her on TV again, no matter where she goes. Tone might even turn some of us into AEW fans if he treats her right.
>>21083737We find out today! Hopefully this AEW show isn't too gay
Finally today Kairi returns to pro wrestling
>>21083737According to SRS it's very unlikely she'll be there today, she isn't signed anywhere yet, and there's a lot of paperwork required before she can sign anywhere internationally
>>21084986If she doesn't I'm gonna riot aka start a few threads about how AEW sucks and American wrestling died today
>>21083737I’ll suck Tony’s dick if he gives her a push unlike gay ass wwe and Hunter
>>21085015He did push her last year. She constantly botched and while I appreciated her emotes, her acting got pretty cringe. I still think she is hot and funny but I completely understand why they moved on from her.
>>21085040I just want to suck Tony’s dick desu
>>21085008Based
You two trannies need to get out
