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>>21077901WWE is fake slow fucking dogshit that appeals to literal fat rEtards
>>21077901Looking good
Ready to sleep in
>>21077912Many are aware of this
>>21077912This is true
>>21077901Why does no one give fuck about this?
>>21077901I have better things to do than watch 6 hours of this faggotry. I hope putin sends them all to hell
>>21077901No, I'm ready for AAA/NXT Heatwave
>>21078931putinetty is jobbing to a thirld world country run by a comedian kwab
>>21077901Why is there so little matches for the supposed biggest ppv in aew history? Usually Tony spergs out and has 14 matches
>>21077901Where's the anarchy in the arena match?
>>21079151I mean every single match in that image except the women's tag is gonna go 25+ minutes. Omega/Ospreay I guarantee goes 45 at least. Even an 8 match card would be a fucking 7 hour event in AEW
>>21077901I'm so fucking hyped for this, it's gonna be the greatest event in the history of pro wrestling.>>21077912Everyone is saying this
>>21077901Shan't be watching this gay shit.
>>21079226you're gay shit
>>21079174I wish it was 14 hours.
>>21077901Give me a HELL NO!!
I would die for Tony Khan.
>>21079475Someone just did ;)
>>21077901I'm thinking, yeah, this is gonna be epic-sauce.Fuck yeah.
>>21077901Why the fuck did he insert Kyle Fletcher into the Okada/Take a shit feud?
>>21077901Should have remained a tight, 8-match card for the main show.
>>21080127You should count the number of matches on the poster again
>>21079906Kyle has been in that feud from day 1. Takeshita was his bestie in the faction and his reaction to Takeshita leaving the group is central to the whole thing.
>>21079906Are you retarded? It's always been the Okada/Takeshita/Fletcher feud.
>>21080154>PRO-TO-KA-DA...!pops me every time
>>210779018 matches is perfect keep this for every ppv they are too long
They should do a loser gets left in Birmingham for a week match
>>21080165I wish it was 16 matches
>>21077901What should I get to eat bros? I'm thinking about either mexican food or fried chicken but all other suggestions are welcome!
>>21080226Maybe some tika masala in honor of England and all the scjerk Indians who will be seething through the weekend
>>21077901>ASSPLAYWINSLOL>DARBYJOBSLOL>HORSEWINSLOL>JEWWINSLOL>DONCALLISINTERFERESLOL>NIGELWINSLOL>womemeshit>BUCKSWINLOL>NEWDAYONTHEPRESHOWLOLBravo Tony.
>>21077912Huh wat u mean
>>21080230except that none of what you posted might happen, any of those could go the complete opposite way. also, I'm hoping Toni Storm makes a special surprise appearance. I miss that crazy bitch.
>>21078999Checked, based and same
>>21080725>any of those could go the complete opposite waylollmao
>>21077901It's funny how even if New day doesn't come out on the preshow and comes out to start the main roster show and they all celebrate it...they are still celebrating getting fucking new day. Imagine going back in time even a year ago to last year's all in and telling them they would celebrating New Day opening the show next year. Everyone would have laughed and told you to fuck off and that they didnt want any fed leftover trash especially two gay nigs. They truly are the most hypocritical and cucked fanbase in any medium.
>>21080743I accept your defeat by submission. Thanks for doing the job, kid.
>>21080758>imagine if my schizophrenic ramblings were realityyou'd like that wouldn't you
Trannies are seething already lol
>>21080771You're a pathetic shit eating cultist who has to pretend they want to see the fucking New day in 2026. I actually feel bad for you that you are such a broken NPC who can't stand up and say "nah this is a shitty signing, im not a fan of these guys." AEW cultists are incapable of doing this because they are afraid of getting shunned from the cult. I saw someone on X the other day say Nigel was a lame matchup for Moxley and everyone attacked him until he deleted the post even though he is 100% correct. Literally fucking psychos
>>21080803You fucking loved New Day with all your heart until the day they declined re-signing with the slave plantation. Therefor nothing you say about them holds any weight.
Yes
>>21080850literally who?
>>21077901Kenny looks mega retarded on that render. Is this really the best they could do?
Yeah im fucking excited for some good wrestling.
>>21077901Fuck WWE
>>21080803>You're a pathetic shit eating cultist who has to pretend they want to see the fucking New day in 2026IDGAF about the new day at all, you're projecting your own shit-eating cultist mentality onto me. Lose weight, please.
>>21080846HAHAHAHA no one has cared about the New day since before E got dropped on his neck. I was hoping they would fuck off to AEW for years but i didnt think Tony or his fans would want them. Guess they are really desperate these days.
>>21080869same bro, same
>>21077901I dare someone to explain at least one (1) story to any of these matches
>>21077901Fletcher and Ospreay casually putting the two greatest matches of all time on one show.Why didn’t Mark Davis come out?
>>21077901Should be Shibata vs Nigel in the finals. We deserved a surprise.
>>21082425They all have a story. I'm sorry you failed English class in high school.
New day will be a good fit hopefully Woods starts a gaming channel
>>21082570>Woods and lil nigga playing some comfy skateboard games
>>21082579It's a good reason to get people's personalities out there I guess even if not wrestling they can do something Get me minas big fat tits playing Tony hawk
>>21077901Every single match here sold more tickets than any single match at SummerHam. Now that's cool.
>>21078925More people give a fuck about it than SummerHam!
>>21082717>>21082719all true I'm afraid
>>21079892Bitchtits died??
>>21082717kek true
>>21082570>starts a gaming channelMore likely they're giving him the AEWGames channel. That shit went radio silent pretty much immediately when they got released from WWE.
4 new matches added to the AEW All In: Buy In Show>Sisters of Sin vs Kris and Hayley>Hurt Syndicate + Boom and Doom vs STP>Rascalz + Lio Rush vs the Ops>Persephone vs Maya for the TBS titleHS are so fucking out of there when those contracts are up.
this another samefagging thread?
>>21082797Tony Khan is a legit fucking retard
>>21082797I hope he adds 8 more>>21082837nah you are
>>21077901Is this actually the card? Because that fucking sucks
>>21082797the hurt syndicate shit is so strange. there is definitely some backstage heat. am i crazy to think it's all bobo? mvp just signed a long term contract less than a year ago, and shelton was chill as fuck before bobby joined.
>>21082857nah you do
>>21082860>am i crazy to think it's all bobo?MVP seems like he can be difficult just with how outspoken he very freely is. Not saying he's in the wrong but he'd be an easy one to point fingers at. Regardless he's primarily a manager so it shouldn't matter. I've never heard anyone ever say a single bad word about Shelton. You start to run out of options beyond that
>>21077901Zero heat behind any one of these matches by the way
>>21082903idk you sound pretty heated talking about them rn. You sound positively boiling and fuming 2bh. Red hot.
>>21078925No heat. Literally everything on this card is ice cold.
>>21082903>>21082913 (me)I should have read the thread some chad beat me to it.
>>21082908Meanwhile you're the one seething over me having an opinion. Cry yourself to sleep over it
>>21082903>>21082913I can feel the heat from you boilin' again
>>21082920holy shit you're so mad lmao, take a breather and save some of that seethe for tomorrow
>>21082908>>21082927>no u
>>21082931yes, you are literally steamin' right now
>>21082797pretty clear hurt syndicate only want to work with certain guys and only want to win when they do
>>21077901We eating good
>>21083220there's literally never been a more stacked card in the history of pro wrestling, and that's not even counting the preshow.
>>21083220Only match I don't like is Mox/Nigel. The trios one is a bit of a clusterfuck but will be fun towards the end.
>>21083220hope persephone wins. I don't mind maya and her fat chocolate titties but persephone is the best wrestler they've got, she should win.
>>21083232>don't like is Mox/Nigelask your doctor about getting a T-boosting supplement
>>21083242>I want Persephone to win because I want her to crush my head with her thighsis how I read it
>>21082804Not any different than the joshi ones
>>21083220>New Day premiering on the Buy InKWAB
>>21083404>B-b-b-but the Buy In will run long and end on the main show!!!!Still the Buy In kek
>>21083220Looking great
>>21083247nah, butterface and i'm much more of a titty guy. she's just good. she shouldn't be losing as much as she does.
Got my free ticket and I can't wait!
>>21083456How'd you get that?
are you ready for tarpsssssssssssssssssssssss
>>21083245nta but I don't think I've ever liked a mox singles match, he's just too shit at every expect of pro wrestling, his strikes are WOAT tier, his grappling is slow and sloppy, he rarely sells and when he does is cartoonish, he dues stupid shit like biting and scratching, he's not athletic etcThis faggot managed to have a boring match with fucking Ospreay it shouldn't even be possible
>>21083459work for R/NHS
>>21083485So you're medical staff hired for the event? Are you going to be at ringside when Ospreay gets a career ending injury?
>>21083490No they gave them away free to anyone in emergency services in the UK. I will step in if anyone gets hurt!
>>21083501>they gave them away free to anyone in emergency services in the UKBased benefit.
>>21079226Based wife
>>21077901They really gave kenny the belt back for him to do fuck all with it. Bravo Tony you fucking moron
>>21077901>no marina>it's literally ony at 6pmI could genuinely for the first time in a long time get drunk at a normal fucking time and watch thisBut it has no Marina so no, I am not ready for this fucking slop
>>21083615It reminds me of Kenny's second run with the IWGP US Championship. He promised to fight guys like Shingo, Desperado, and Naito once he won the belt, there was also hype for Bryan and Hangman to challenge for the belt as well in AEW. What ended up happening was Kenny having an alright match with Jeff Cobb and a disappointing match with Ospreay compared to their master class at WK17.
>>21077912>AEW thread>First post is about WWEclassic
so fucking hype for this show
>>21083472yeah you're gay as fuck
>>21077901R fraid so
